Liu Kongzhen, what has accumulated over time is not a Taoist practice

Instead, he has the ultimate escape technique like a parkour master, and the three or four rows of benches are nothing in his eyes. As long as there is a foothold on both feet, they can bounce and fly without stopping. Seeing the female ghost chasing after him, he ran around the audience for nearly three laps, and his pace never slowed down.

Liu Kongzhen was like a mad wolfdog, sticking out his tongue and panting. Seize an opportunity to turn over and jump, step on the guardrail of the auditorium, jump directly onto the private passage set up on the second floor of the stage, follow the elegant passage to a Thomas spiral, decisively jump to the audience on the first floor again, and run away from the left side of the auditorium.

It's strange to say, even so, Liu Kongzhen still refuses to admit defeat, as if he has a masochistic tendency and shouts: "Your uncle's!" Chase! Keep chasing! Master, I'll kill you today! Let you know what it means to run a dead horse in the mountains! Let you know what it's like to know the eight-pack abs I've been working on in bed all these years! Bah! Shameless object! ”

The female ghost is estimated to be a masochist, the more Liu Kongzhen scolded her, the more excited she became, and the flying speed never became faster, and she kept hanging one meter behind Liu Kongzhen. And it did not return to the appearance of an adult, it became more hideous.

The seven orifices stopped bleeding, and directly flowed white pus, rolling her big white eyes as if she wanted to buckle out the eyeballs, and the yin qi and feng shui magnetic field emitted from her body were superimposed on each other, causing her to become a perpetual motion machine that would never lose her strength.

The expedition trio hid on the right side of the audience, because the woman didn't care about the three of them at all, so Li Yan took the lead in poking his head out of the bench: "What's wrong with Dao Chief?" Let that female ghost chase after you! Oops, I'll make it! I lost one of my shoes, look at his big red pants, it's so special that it's not human! Should I say it or not, this is too coquettish! ”

"Shh

Wang Chungao made a silent gesture: "Look at the excitement and watch it quietly, you will attract that female ghost over in a while, won't it be cold for the two of us......"

"What's going on...... The Taoist is not good either! ”

Fu Tu kept fanning the wet crotch with a piece of wood, trying to fan the urine stains clean to avoid embarrassment.

"You pee!"

Li Yan pinched his nose, and his voice changed: "We can't sit still!" In case the chief is killed, the female ghost's butcher's knife will cut at us! ”

"That's right! Can't sit still! ”

The bold and careful Wang Chungao agreed with Li Yan's thoughts: "We are the elite of the new era, how can we let a female ghost be scared!?" There are more than 20 corpses dissected by Lao Tzu himself! I'm all familiar with criminal law! Can we be afraid of a female ghost? Can you be afraid?! ”

Should I say it or not, Wang Chungao is definitely a good hand at uniting people's hearts.

Fu Tu was still a little guilty: "Then what do you say!?"

"Undecided!"

Li Yan unloaded his backpack, pulled out a dagger from his tactical belt and handed it to Wang Chungao, holding a geological hammer himself, murderous.

"Quantum Physics!"

Wang Chungao took the dagger and understood what Li Yan meant.

"Kill this female ghost and save the Taoist!"

Li Yan stood up, followed the path in the audience, and went straight to the woman who was chasing Liu Kongzhen, and then jumped to gather all his strength, and smashed the woman with a hammer without reservation!

However, the sharp geological hammer with the head of the hammer only brought the sound of breaking wind.

Li Yan watched with his own eyes as the geological hammer smashed through the woman's body, which was no different from smashing on cotton, and he couldn't do it at all if he had no strength.

At this time, Li Yan was witty and decisively abandoned the geological hammer, turned around and ran without saying a word, shouting as he ran: "Dao Chief!" Ask for your own blessings! ”

"Righteous fellow!"

Liu Kongzhen didn't pin his hopes on the expedition trio, after all, it was not bad for three ordinary people to hold their lives in front of ghosts. Besides, Li Yan also desperately came out and chiseled a hammer, which could be regarded as giving Liu Kongzhen time to take a breath. So Liu Kong is really not ready to run away, he is ready to do a tough job, how to say that he is also a cultivator genius with a canopy star in his life palace.

However, neither the humans nor the ghosts present noticed a looming black shadow under the canopy. The black shadow was draped in black sheets on his shoulders and held a microphone-like appliance in his hand, without the slightest sense of presence.

That's right, it's me as an assassin......

Because there is a bug in the network cloud suppression microphone, the skill "Don't say it, it's time to cry" stipulates that I can't act myself, and I can only release the skill. But if I rely on the Ghost King's Cloak flight mode, I can't move and continue to move forward, so this is barely a killer feature for me.

Just as I was wondering what to do.

Liu Kong really moved, he first took a steady step, and then clenched his hands into fists across his chest, and the canopy star in the palace flickered, and the red dots similar to the sand of the palace were even darker.

When the female ghost was about to approach him, Liu Kongzhen's feet bounced up, and then he landed suddenly, knocking his fists out and shouting at the same time: "I serve the Dafa of Weitian!" From our marquis to pay homage to the prime minister! Those who do not obey my orders will be beheaded! ”

"Bang! Boom! Boom! ”

Liu Kongzhen seems to have defeated the Buddha's possession, extremely brave, purely relying on his strong physical fitness, and playing a set of Wang Baquan is a tiger.

Under the cover of the Weitian Divine Curse, Wang Baquan actually had the ability to hurt ghosts, and two punches the size of sandbags smashed on the female ghost, and the female ghost who smashed it retreated again and again, and she couldn't parry it for a while.

On the other hand, Liu Kongzhen is like a child fighting, his eyes are closed, and his mouth roars from time to time, his fist is like a wind-up windmill, at least three times a second, and the sound of gaba gaba seems to be about to dislocate his arm.

Fortunately, it does have lethal power, otherwise it is no different from the Seven Wounds Fist.

I looked at Liu Kong's really unbearable fist, and sighed in my heart: Yu Xiangrou really doesn't have a reliable teammate around him, and if he is blind for a while, his arms are not fragmented, and I count him as sturdy!

Sure enough, it became a prophecy.

"Click!"

Liu Kongzhen threw one hundred and twenty punches, and the two arms that were weak in the follow-up were dislocated on the spot. And in the follow-up link, the female ghost saw that Liu Kong was really a fox and a fake tiger, and she deftly dodged it, but in fact she only took less than thirty punches.

The pain of a dislocated arm caused Liu Kongzhen to fall to the ground with a grin, and when he opened his eyes, his eyes were full of helplessness. Before you die, reminisce about the past of life. I think of when I was a child, in order to encourage him to practice, Master made him braised pork to eat. In order to encourage him to study hard, he made eggplant boxes to eat......

I also thought of my own despair when Master died.

Thinking of my wandering rivers and lakes all these years, I have gained nothing and lost nothing. Everything is like a dream, and when a person dies, the dream wakes up.

"The owner...... I won't be able to follow you anymore...... You've got to take care of Hui'an's mallet...... He's a smoker, and he doesn't have a good ......."

Liu Mingzhen muttered to himself and muttered his wish before he died, but he raised his head unwillingly and shouted: "God! Sanqing! O Buddha! You are here to bless me! I'm still young! I don't want to die! ”

"Don't be blind! I bless you later! ”

I canceled the airplane mode, landed on my feet with a sense of presence, put one hand in my pocket, and walked forward slower and slower step by step.

"What do you do?"

The woman said a question about a brain-dead villain.

"It's weird...... That corpse is not like you! ”

I walked straight up to the woman, looked up at her, and impatiently asked, "What the are you looking at!?"

"A face that disgusts even the ghosts!"

A woman's hair flutters around the crotch of her pants, and if you look at it from a distance, it doesn't make much difference from having a head in the crotch.

"! I won't fight you when I say this! ”

I pulled out my left hand in my pocket, hugged the ghost king's cloak behind me, and then quickly shook off the ghost king's cloak, raised my hand and double-tapped my temple, summoned the ghost king's mask to cover my face, and lowered my head and asked, "Do you think I look like a ghost?!"

"Hell!"

"He's scarier than that female ghost!"

“***！！！”

……

I never thought of it! I'm pretending to be forced and ...... Failed

"Ding!"

The system prompt sounds.

The mother of the system said in a weird manner: "Congratulations to the host for scaring the ignorant female ghost, the fear value is +666!" At the same time, the host scared four big living people in one breath! All deduct Yang Shou for three months! Please use the props and equipment correctly! ”

I don't care if the system mother deducts my yang shou or not, because I'm trying to understand that the ignorant female ghost is a god!?

Why are they ignorant?!