0185 Master Liu!

The woman refuses to admit defeat and makes the following actions that belong to ghosts.

The first point: first changed the color of his face, and became wow green and wow green.

The second point: the bleeding of the seven orifices, yes, it is the kind of very old-fashioned bleeding of the seven orifices, and the blood is like ketchup from a distance.

The third point: That's right, it is to twist the limbs to an incredible angle, and the woman wants to punish Liu Shancong, who doesn't take her seriously. So what's more, directly fold the waist, use the arms as legs, legs as arms, and stretch your head as your buttocks.

The fourth point: to create a weird and absurd atmosphere, which women are very good at, continue to sing in the tune of the two, but the lyrics become extremely dark, sometimes there are no lyrics, and the emotions are mixed with sadness to penetrate people's hearts.

If a woman does these four things, it is absolutely enough to put it on ordinary people, but is Liu Kong really an ordinary person? ! Is he an ordinary person?!

"Tsk......"

Liu Kongzhen smashed his mouth disappreciatively, stood up, walked to the front of the stage with his martial arts, and pointed at him in caustic: "Are you playing here?" This blood looks like a dessert! Can you be serious! And ha...... You can't show the color of your bones, and your bones have to have blood! What's up? You're osteoporosis! Click, click!? ”

"It's not that I'm young, I don't look down on you! Just like you, no one will necessarily buy it if you go out and sell miserably! What's in it? Fear in people's hearts comes from within! Don't be intimidated by your looks! ”

Liu Kongzhen spoke, successfully stimulated his characteristics of being a good teacher, using himself as a prop, rolling his eyes and making a grimace, his tone seemed to be learning a woman's singing voice, and he mocked coldly: "I died so miserably!" Do you see that my death is miserable?!You are miserable uncle! Are the ghosts so disrespectful now? Hello, you don't understand, you go watch a movie to learn! That Chu Renmei, Jia Coconut, Sadako and Aunt Hong, where can't you be your teacher!? ”

"Hum ......"

The woman was a little bit of a rampage by Liu Kongzhen, and the blood of the seven knots flowed out as if she didn't want money.

"Hey, hey! Angry?!"

Liu Kongzhen turned onto the stage and continued to be a conductor without any taboo: "You have to know this state, don't you?" Nie Xiaoqian, do you know each other? How do people do evil? Aren't people just going to be the first to do that, and then they're not going to succeed in harming people? And I'm cool! ...... like you I'm not happy, I'm not happy, master, you said you're a ghost, so you can't dress yourself up beautifully? Dress up and have a little masturbation! Otherwise, it's really cold, it's cold!"

"Huhuhu......"

The woman is already hovering on the verge of going berserk, her own magnetic field drives the surrounding magnetic field, and even the lights of the stage flicker, especially her face now, when the lights go out, it is extremely dazzling.

"Look at your beating!"

Liu Kongzhen was so arrogant that he couldn't wait to have his four most awesome words on his face, and he said a serious nonsense without humanity: "I sue you, this ghost has to be patient." Why are you scary if you don't bear it? You just find a corner, and when it's over, someone comes, you just click and jump out, it will definitely scare people! You have to trust me! Let's partner up to open a haunted house, and while you are learning to act, you will make money while scary, and the money you will earn will be worth eighty-two points! Yeah! Of course it's me eight and you're two! I came up with the idea! ”

The wool has gotten to the ghost.

"Ah......h

The female ghost is no longer moving, like a lioness on the African savannah, grinning and choking.

"What are you angry about?"

Liu Kongzhen carried a small hand, walked lightly in circles on the stage, and said the truth in a matter-of-fact manner: "Haven't you heard a word? Don't be angry, ghosts are like a play, if you are angry! Won't I just mess up with that little master? ”

"I'm going to kill you!"

The woman's inner defense line finally collapsed, and a big jump pounced on Liu Kongzhen.

"You're the one you're waiting for!"

Liu Kongzhen was satisfied with the upward movement of the corners of his mouth, and his right hand formed a three-mountain seal, and the gossip that had been held in his hand was not buttoned, and it was upside down in the position of the life palace. Immediately, the left hand formed a Dao seal on his chest, and shouted a mantra: "Deliver the canopy!" Providence! I worship the Great Law of the Heavens! Haste as a law!"

"...... Uproar"

The gossip is like a report with a good light, and a golden light flashed from the inside out, and then this golden light evolved into a protective shield to protect Liu Kongzhen. I want to recruit a woman in one fell swoop.

However...... I don't know what kind of ghost woman it is, the fingernails of her hands suddenly grew to twenty centimeters, and the black ones were as if they had nail fungus and athlete's foot. The ten nails have the opposite of the golden light, but with the blessing of the feng shui pattern here, it is obvious that the yin is flourishing and the yang is declining.

So nails easily scratch the golden light shield.

"Bang dang!"

"Click......"

Liu Kongzhen subconsciously protected his hands on the top of his head, and survived, but he was still photographed nearly a meter away, and his body smashed the lower left corner of the stage and collapsed, fortunately it was not completely shattered, otherwise it is really hard to say whether Liu Kong is alive or dead today.

Feng Shui took turns, this time she was a woman who floated in front of Liu Kongzhen, hooked his handsome face with her hand, and asked with disdainful eyes: "Do you say that my death is miserable!?" How am I doing this time? Master, don't you look at it!? ”

"Your uncle! I'll kill you today, sir! ”

Liu Kongzhen wanted to get up, but found that the bones in his body were about to fall apart, and he had no strength to support himself to stand up, so he had to grit his teeth and scold without admitting defeat: "Trick!" You know how to cheat! Sneak attack on me from behind! Bah! Stinky and shameless!"

"Dao Chief!"

"Dao Chief!"

"Dao Chief!"

Liu Kong, who shouted three times, is really ashamed!

I pretended to be too much and forgot about the three little brothers!

The physical fitness is inferior to Liu Kongzhen's exploration trio, and they work together to climb from the slope to the exit of the tunnel, Li Yan is very sad before going out of the tunnel, he understands the avenue of heaven and earth and life is not easy, and commits a poem to a poem: "The mountains and rivers are doubtful, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village!"

I don't know if there is a village, but there are ghosts anyway!

After the woman heard the call, she looked back unchanged, and this time it was a historic look back and a smile, and the country and the city were captivated.

"Oops, I'll make it! Yes...... There are ghosts ......."

Li Yan was frightened as if he had a cerebral thrombosis and collapsed to the ground.

"Oh my god?!Is this still human?!"

Wang Chungao was frightened as if he had polio, and convulsed to the end.

"......"

Fu Tu sat on the ground with a buttocks, and then the valve couldn't control the urine.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

The woman laughed heartily, found the dignity and sense of existence of being a ghost, and forgot for a while that the big thing in her hand was to kill Liu Kongzhen first.

"Your uncle!"

Liu Kongzhen threw the gossip button at the woman, and then used all the strength of breastfeeding when he was a child, and with the potential of the explosion of death is imminent, he successfully made a carp to fight up, but the good thing is that the back of his pants was hooked by a wooden fork, which caused the jeans to be torn in half.

But Liu Kongzhen didn't want to lose face at the moment, as long as he wanted his life, he covered the leaky red triangle pants with both hands, and ran away decisively.

Running and running, I didn't forget to remind the three little brothers I just met: "Your uncle! Don't be in a daze! Get up and run! Lying there waiting to die?! ”

"Oh oh oh!"

"Run!"

"I'm peeing my pants!"

The expedition trio saw that the Taoist chief was holding his crotch and running away without face, of course he couldn't grit his teeth and stiffen himself! So a group of four people wanted to drill into the tunnel, but after thinking about it, this trick would not work. Because if the female ghost sneaks into the tunnel, it will occupy the mind of the zombie crown, then there is really a wolf and a tiger in the back!

"Run upstairs!"

Fortunately, Liu Kongzhen was good at observing the terrain and had a lot of experience in running away, so he made a leading decision on the spot with a wave of his big hand, and pricked the fire to smooth the vacated aisle in the middle of the row of benches, and stumbled towards the gate that marked the safe passage.

This run, there is a problem again.

When the woman saw the four people scattered, she not only tasted the pleasure of watching a horror movie before her death, but also the refreshing feeling of slowly hunting and killing prey, especially the dazzling big red pants, I really wanted to tear the big pants with my own hands to see what the little handsome guy's big baby looked like.

Therefore, the woman was crazy and arrogant, deliberately slowed down, and only took care of Liu Kong really chasing him alone, and there was always a torturous inhuman rampant laugh in her mouth: "Hahaha...... My little darling, where are you going!? ”

"Fuck you!"