0008 Weird everything
Zhang Xingfu now speaks to me in a much more respectful tone, as if he thinks I am a master: "Brother Yi! What's next? Is my boyfriend suffering from dirt because of a cold? ”
"You can say yes, you can say no."
I continued to tell the truth to Zhang Xingfu while pacing: "There is nothing wrong with the general decoration of your house, but this floor-to-ceiling window is very tricky!" It will make the little dead ghosts from outside think that they can eat the incense offerings of the world in your home, and if you don't want to solve the floor-to-ceiling windows, what will happen in the future. ”
"How can you solve it? My boyfriend likes to stand next to the floor-to-ceiling window and look down on the people, he said that he has a special feeling, anyway, I am afraid of heights. ”
Zhang Xingfu was basking in the noon sun, standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, not knowing what she was thinking, as if her movements and demeanor were imitating her boyfriend.
"The solution is very simple, don't burn incense at night, and remember to close the curtains when it's dark." I pulled up the curtains of the floor-to-ceiling window from the left, pulled it to the middle, and then pulled the curtain on the right to the middle, leaving no gaps, and the living room was suddenly a lot darker.
Anyway, we don't know and don't know what rich people think in their heads, they like to play and look down on the common people, why don't you buy an eighteen-story one? Looking down every day, looking down is dead, going up and down and looking down on the ground.
But in order to make money, I can't say what I complained about, this day is too difficult.
Zhang Xingfu showed her innocent side again, and spoke very out of tune: "Okay, I remember, what should Brother Yi do next?" Are you going to exorcise evil spirits? Is it the kind that pokes the peach wood sword and the copper coin sword or something, and finally burns it with rune paper? ”
"I'm not going to use those things, I'll see if I'll see them in the evening."
I'm a little weak-hearted, because I have very few other means of exorcism except for my face and qi, but there is a Thunder Splitting Wood Mahogany Sword in the system space backpack, as well as five smashing cannons, which should come in handy at that time.
"Ding!"
The system beep rang as soon as I finished thinking about it.
"Five primary exorcism charms to be distributed to the host's backpack space, please pay attention to the host."
The kind voice of the system mother made a little ripple in my heart, and while Zhang Happy didn't pay attention to me, I quickly escaped into the backpack space to see what kind of charm was given.
Sure enough, five spells with yellow skin appeared in the space backpack, and the mouse arrow was placed on the charm icon, showing the notes of the charm equipment attributes.
Primary exorcism charm: It is an unknown Taoist priest who has learned all his life in the world before becoming an immortal, and has the ability to attack ghosts.
Spell Spells: Balala Energy, Huharaka, Hurry as a Law (Without spell matching, the binding spell will fail to be released, and the spell will disappear.) )
"Waters!?"
I exclaimed in amazement on the spot, remarks that the previous paragraph is not bad, acceptable, after all, like Zhang Daoling and Zhong Kui, before they ascended to the Tao, they both left a spell in the world, such as Zhang Daoling's Heavenly Master Order, Zhong Kui's General Talisman.
Since the system gives such an annotation, this spell known as the primary exorcism charm will definitely not be much more powerful, but what the hell is the spell given by the dog day system? Is Balala energy playing around with me?
I'll take out the charm and chant this balala energy spell loudly, if the ghost dies later, I've learned about the TV series, and I'm not going to laugh off my big teeth!
I really can't have a good time!?
"What's wrong with you?"
Zhang Xingfu was stunned and frightened by me.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that I saw a not-so-good news, maybe it will be a lot of trouble when I solve things tonight."
After my tearless scribbled explanation, I changed the subject and continued: "Do you have any places to sleep in your house?" I didn't sleep well last night, and now I'm a little sleepy, and I have to make up for it, otherwise I won't have the energy to do anything at night. ”
No matter how much life I have left, what is the progress of the task, I have to arrange myself as a salted fish first, otherwise I will earn more life and earn more money, if I won't enjoy it, what's the use?
"Yes, go to sleep on your side, and I'll take you there." Zhang Xingfu led me from the living room to a mezzanine next to the kitchen, where a green lantern was lit, which should be three meters long, and the bedroom door was turned at the end.
I hadn't noticed the existence of the side lying before, and I was a little surprised and said, "Why do you still have this thing at home?" What the hell is this oil lamp? ”
"My boyfriend said he would leave this house for our children as a bedroom, but I never got pregnant, so the house was empty."
After Zhang Xingfu explained, a mysterious smile appeared on his face: "My boyfriend likes these strange things, he said that when I marry him, he will decorate this house and decorate it to the way he wants......"
When he said this, his tone became smaller and seemed to murmur: "I am the woman he wants......"
"What?"
I didn't hear the rhetorical question, but I noticed the strangeness of her expression, and I was going to miss any clues.
Zhang Xingxing looked ahead and opened the door of the side bedroom, and then replied, "It's nothing...... At that time, the two of us will have a red book, and on the day of the real wedding, I will send you a wedding post, you must come! No need to be polite! ”
"Hehehe......"
I smiled, and then began to talk nonsense: "Okay, you set a day to give news, I'll come, I'll definitely bring Fang Fat Man with me, he is the best at eating and drinking, and he must be full of food."
"It's fine."
Zhang Xingfu turned on the light in the bedroom and simply tidied up the bedding on the double bed: "You can sleep here, I slept here yesterday, the quilt is very clean, what time will I wake you up at night?"
"Eight o'clock in the evening, if only you could have dinner ready."
I feel that my mental thinking today is a little wrong, I don't know if it is due to the influence of the shameful system mother, becoming more and more shameless, and even seeing the bed is like going home, if you don't sleep, you will die immediately.
I went to bed with three times and five divided by two, covered with quilts and clothes before I had time to take them off, and my head just touched the pillow for less than three seconds, and I fell asleep, and I slept straight and snoring, which was particularly sweet.
"Ding."
"Due to the low host level, the system enables the passive guardian function......"
"Ding"
Seeing that the other party has no malicious intent, the system automatically cancels the passive protector function...... The task continues ......"
"Huhuhu......"
I slept on all fours, snoring one after another. I didn't care at all, or I didn't hear the beep or what the system was saying.
"Bang dang!"
Zhang Xingfu closed the door of the side bedroom, walked back to the master bedroom lightly, sat on the chair in front of the dressing table in the master bedroom, picked up the lipstick on the dressing table and reapplied his red lips.
Tu Tu and hummed a nameless ballad with a characteristic tone, looked at himself in the makeup mirror, and stroked his face back and forth with satisfaction, and finally sighed: "It's still not quite like it!" I'm really not as beautiful as her......"
However, behind Zhang Xingxing, a red suit floated in the air as if someone was wearing it.