"Ding... Bite... Ding..."

A series of system prompts exploded in my head like an alarm bell, no less powerful than throwing three hands**.

"Wow wow...... Hatch~"

I stretched, yawned irritably, brushed my hair, and forced myself to listen to what my mother had to say.

For the first time, the mother of the system was kind: "The mission has reached the final stage, please be careful to avoid overturning."

"It's impossible to roll over, I'm an old driver for many years."

I talked to myself in my heart, got out of bed, put on my slippers, and swaggered out of the side bed as if I were at home.

"Brother Yi, are you awake?"

Zhang Xingxing put on makeup and put a take-out lunch box on the coffee table in the living room.

"Wake up, wake up, sleep comfortably."

I sat lazily on the leather sofa, casually turned out a box lunch, opened the box lunch, it was braised pork rice bowl, and without any scruples, I picked up the chopsticks and ate it to my heart's content.

In less than five minutes, a box of lunch boxes was gone, and I took out a piece of tissue to wipe my mouth: "What time is it, what kind of makeup do you paint at night?"

"It's almost nine o'clock in the evening, I see that you sleep very soundly, and I can't bear to call you."

Zhang Xingxing restrained his smile and said expressionlessly: "I'm used to makeup at night, my boyfriend likes my makeup, and he can be happy when he comes back at night."

"What a quirk!"

My IQ was temporarily offline, and I didn't feel anything weird, and I didn't even see that Zhang Xingxing's breath was empty, and her luck was being absorbed by other things little by little.

"Hehehe......"

Zhang Xingxing stared at me with squinted eyes, let out a sneer, and then packed up the lunch box: "What are you going to do?"

"Burn incense and worship ghosts, it's night now, just invite the evil ghosts entrenched in your house over, talk if you can, and fight if you can't."

I confidently said to her rather indifferent posture while clasping the flesh foam between my teeth.

After all, the system is in hand, and the system mother will not watch me die 100%, and if something happens to me, she will definitely protect me.

Zhang Xingxing was extremely calm: "Then you start."

"Okay, I'm well fed and drunk anyway."

I clapped my hands, stood up with a spear, and walked to the front of the mourning hall: "Give me the incense of your family, I will be useful."

"Hey! Good!"

Zhang Xingfu opened the drawer under the coffee table, took out a box of high-quality Buddha incense from it, and handed me the entire incense box.

"You don't need a box."

I took exactly four from the incense box, and put the incense box back in place, so I took one in my left hand and three in my right hand: "This incense is exquisite, the so-called three gods, four ghosts, and one Buddha."

"To attract ghosts and worship ghosts, you need to light four sticks of incense, two in the first and two in the back."

I took great pains to explain the meaning, put the incense in one hand, took out the lighter in my trouser pocket, lit the four incense sticks together, took a big step back under my feet, held the front of the four incense sticks with eight fingers, and buckled the back side with two thumbs, raised it above my head and bowed to the mourning hall: "Worship the heavenly spirit!"

"Erbai Dijie!"

"Three worship souls!"

After three prostrations, I sent the four sticks of incense to the triangular tripod in the order of the first two and the last two, turned around and opened the curtains and opened the two windows of the floor-to-ceiling window.

Looking at the traffic outside the building, I couldn't help but sigh to myself: "I hope it will come sooner, and after solving the problem, I can make up enough life for a year."

Zhang Xingfu sat on the sofa, holding his knees with both hands, observing my every move in a regular manner, as if he didn't take anything else to heart, the foundation was relatively thick, and he really couldn't see the change in his face.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you still shivering? ”

I turned on the perception given to me by the system, glanced at Zhang Xingxing, who was trembling slightly unconsciously, and found that the qi luck in her body was constantly draining.

"It's okay, it's just that you open the window, and the wind blows a little cold for me."

Zhang Xingxing wiped a handful of cold sweat on his forehead, and spoke in a panic, as if he was afraid of something.

"If you're afraid, you can go back to the house and stay, I won't need you for a while, and if you lose your soul again, I'm not responsible for summoning your soul."

I knew what I meant, and I knew that a ghost was about to appear, and I was afraid, and indeed any ordinary little girl would be afraid.

"Then I'll go into the house and saliva."

Zhang Xingfu limped to the bedroom, and added: "If you have something, just call me, and I'll be there soon."

"I don't need you, you go back to sleep, and it will be cold tomorrow."

I took out a cigarette case from my trouser pocket, lit a cigarette, and told her to go back to the house with peace of mind.

"Okay!" Zhang Xingfu walked into the bedroom and closed the door.

I squinted and smoked, found the remote control, started watching TV, found a random station, turned the volume to moderate, closed my eyes, smoked.

One after another, after pumping half a box, finally waiting for a strange change, a gust of wind first invaded through the window, circled in the bedroom, and finally settled in the mourning hall, the incense that was originally slowly burned to half of it, suddenly accelerated, and a large piece of mist evaporated, as if it had been eaten into the stomach.

I opened my eyes and summoned a smashing cannon directly from the space backpack, wanting to take this opportunity to test the power of the normal props issued by the system first.

Then he looked up at the mourning hall, where a black body resembling a ball of flesh sat in the small mourning hall.

It's not so much a meat ball, the image is in detail, it's more like the butcher master in the vegetable market chopping the pork with a kitchen knife, and finally the blood hula meat foam that is clumped together.

And the meat ball is covered with small black lumps of flesh that make people's scalp numb, in the middle of the sphere, there is a pair of triangular eyes, and under the triangular eyes is a cherry mouth, the upper and lower lip flaps open and close, like a smoker, devouring incense, I am afraid that if I don't take more than two sips, I will die immediately.

After taking the fourth sip, he sucked it properly, and rolled back and forth in the mourning hall, but the mourning hall was not destroyed by him, but became stronger.

To be honest, looking at the meat ball, I was a little at a loss, because my way of catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits was based on the spells recorded in the Seven Methods of Qi Observation. The Seven Methods of Observing Qi divide the ghost body into three parts, the upper, middle and lower, which are respectively on the forehead, chest, and crotch, and are regarded as three dead points, and the three dead points are called in turn: Qi Ling, Shen Chong, and Mixed Hole.

Hit the magic weapon with attack power to the ghost's three death holes, you can get twice the result with half the effort, if the ghost is not powerful, one move can defeat the enemy to death.

But this TMD! Can anyone tell me where the meat balls are dead? How to attack? Isn't it a pit man!

I felt that I couldn't give this meat ball ghost a chance to fight back, so I decisively threw the cannon in my hand and smashed it on the solid wood bottom of the mourning hall, but the cannon didn't go off.

"Ding!"

"The dumb fire's trait failed to trigger the cannon, please keep up the host's efforts."

The system prompt told me ruthlessly that the broken cannon was dumb fired, and while it didn't work, it also made the meat ball ghost vigilantly find me.

"Waterfa!"

I shouted, summoned a relatively reliable peachwood sword from the space backpack, and swung the sword to pierce between the eyes of the meat ball.

"What are you doing?"

The meat ball ghost looked at me in a daze, stopped smoking incense in a daze, and flew out of the mourning hall in a daze.

"What? What the hell are you doing! ”

I stabbed my peachwood sword into the air, stomped my foot angrily, covered the direction of the howl, and stabbed at him again.

"It's not! Why do you come up and play with your life? Don't talk to the whole point or something? ”

The meat ball ghost easily dodged the second sword, and tried to communicate with me amicably.

"What do I have to say to you dead ghost? Look at the sword and it's over! ”

I saw that the cannon was not very supportive, and the wooden sword could not hurt him, so I simply summoned the primary exorcism charm, and yelled at him in a hurry, preparing for the third attack.

But the meat ball ghost is very strange, he has been dodging, and his mouth is still forced to say something like begging for mercy, what am I not recognizing the wrong person, what is he innocent, what he just came to knock a pill to supplement vitamin C.

Can you really pull calves, your ghost needs vitamins? Why don't you say you're lacking in protein? I'll give you some breast milk to drink.

"Big brother! Stop chasing! We have a misunderstanding! ”