I turned my head and glanced at the meal that was about to give birth to maggots, which was really a mistake, and simply replied: "Don't eat, I'm not hungry anyway, I still have something to do, I have to leave in a while, let's get together again in the future, anyway, our buddies have a deep fate."

"I'll find you a cleaner when I go back, clean up your house, you won't eat this meal, it's all rancid, and order a takeout at night."

Yu Xiang shredded the shredded meat affectionately rubbed Zheng Fool's head, and instructed softly, for fear that Zheng Fool would eat bad stomach.

"Hey, hey, hey...... I listen to shredded meat. ”

Zheng Fool listened to the words of the fragrant meat shreds, grinned honestly and continued to smirk, lifted the sweater to wipe the sweat on his forehead, and seemed to simply feel that his body had become a lot more comfortable, and he didn't notice anything else.

Also, a fool certainly doesn't feel anything.

And I, a fool who is not a fool, has a bunch of problems hiding in my stomach, and now I suspect that Zheng Fool may be because he has done too much evil in his previous life and his previous life, so people and gods are angry, causing him to become a carefree fool in his life, and there are several karmic spirits behind him who want to punish him.

And the female ghost who left with hatred in the end, no matter how she looked at how she was not in the right way with other karmic spirits, it didn't seem that she was here for revenge.

Could it be ...... is the lover of Zheng Fool in previous lives, because he did not enter reincarnation, but chose to guard Zheng Fool and fulfill everything he had.

Then I'm not going to be a villain who fights mandarin ducks!

But if you think about it, it's not right! The female ghost's small eyes also seem to have murderous thoughts, could it be different from other karmic spirits and the way of revenge?

Alas!

Anyway, the scare scared away, what are you doing with other people's affairs.

As long as I smoke, the thoughts in my mind will blossom, and I will make assumptions in various directions to strengthen the perspective of how I live in the world. is also because of the existence of the system mother, the tasks released are too weird, and I don't know where her tasks will go without much thought.

The main reason why I don't panic now is that the system mother didn't trigger any tasks. That means that I will do practical things and leave, there will be no problems, and there will be no tricky conditions such as deducting Yangshou.

Besides, a fool who has just known him for a short time, what does it have to do with me whether he dies or not, if he tells me the way he came to the money, we can still discuss.

"Shredded meat, it's nothing, you can drive me home."

I found the ashtray on the table, snuffed out the remaining half of my cigarette, walked to the staircase, and turned back and said a cold word.

"Haole, Brother Pao!"

Yu Xiang Rousi put down Zheng Fool, caught up with me, went downstairs with me, and found his Beetle.

When I got into the car, no one spoke.

I looked at the scenery through the car window depressedly, and after being silent for a long time, I slowly spoke: "Don't take it as an example, one more time, I'll kill you!"

I really can't imagine what it would be like if the aura of yin didn't have an effect on the karmic spirits, after all, what annoys me the most is trouble.

"Got it...... Elder brother. ”

Yu Xiang wanted to explain, but saw that I never looked at him, so I silently put the words in my head back into my stomach.

"And ......"

I suddenly patted him on the shoulder: "Look at Ang, I helped you with errands, do you have to invite me to dinner." You see that you make me angry, do you have to invite me to a barbecue, barbecue must eat ten big kidneys, must roast the kind of blood hula, I have a heavy mouth, don't eat anything else. ”

"What's up? Do you have a partner? Eat your kidneys to death!"

Seeing that I took the initiative to break the awkward atmosphere by joking, Yu Xiangrousi smiled and asked privacy questions for a deeper understanding.

"There is no object, what family has an object!"

I pressed the window, lit a cigarette, and replied a little sadly and shyly.

"Brother! Do you think I can do it? I'm old with you. ”

Yu Xiang Rousi took advantage of the time to wait for the red light, reached out and stroked my thighs back and forth, and even stayed next to the crotch of his pants for three seconds.

"Then let's talk to each other in the hotel tonight?"

I smiled evilly, grabbed his slender palm, teased his pretended calm emotions, and silently stimulated the charm of the system's mother.

"Brother, I have just good hemorrhoids, I don't want to do it again, it hurts!"

Yu Xiangrousi never expected me to have such an unfathomable operation, and hurriedly withdrew his palm, grasped the steering wheel, and his body trembled slightly, indicating that he was a little upset, maybe it was a deer banging.

"What time is it? I want to eat big kidneys now. ”

I let him go, lit a cigarette, smoked in the car with nothing to do, took out my mobile phone, and sent a penguin letter to my sister, saying that I didn't need to prepare my meal tonight, someone had a treat.

"It's four o'clock in the afternoon, if you really want to eat, I'll open it on the side of Lunan Barbecue Street, where there are many shops and a lot of work."

Yu Xiang Shredded Pork is obviously much better than me, who used to be bent on fooling people to make money, and knows where to eat, drink and have fun.

"Alright, let's go. I'm really not familiar with Lunan, the main activity area is in Lubei, you are like Qianda Plaza in Songxi, I have been to it twice. I haven't dared to consume yet, and when I look at the label price, I start to be scared in my heart, and I'm really scared. ”

I looked at the road ahead, and suddenly sighed with all kinds of encounters in the past, these experiences and lessons, successfully made me an iron rooster with a dime, no matter how much money I earned, I didn't dare to spend in style.

"I'll invite you to eat in the future, and I'll invite you if you want to eat."

Yu Xiang Rousi seemed to understand the hidden emotions in my tone, so she comforted me very generously.

"Gotcha! From now on, I will eat a lot of food. ”

I was as happy as a child, and I almost showed my excitement with my teeth and claws, and my eyebrows were full of joy.

"Yes, I want to be eaten as a big family!"

Yu Xiang Rousi smiled from the bottom of his heart, maybe from this moment on, he regarded me as a real friend, not a yin cha who needed to be touted.

But the positioning given to him by the system's mother is still a dog's leg.

I closed my eyes and flipped through the system interface, and found that nothing had changed, so I simply pressed the window and squinted for a while.

It was eight o'clock in the evening.

I ate ten strings of medium-rare big kidneys in the restaurant, and drank eight bottles of chilled big green sticks, which is equivalent to settling the account with shredded fragrant pork, and walked out of the restaurant with my arms around his neck. He was going to drive, so he didn't get a drop of alcohol.

"Hiccup~"

I opened my mouth and burped at the nose of the shredded pork, and then rubbed my stomach: "Find an alley, I want to shhhhhhhhhh

"Why don't you shush in the hotel?"

Yu Xiang Rou was more or less impatient, and it was the first time he had seen a drunkard who was forced to talk and brag after drinking.

"Then drink some wine, don't you shush in the alley, is it still called drinking?"

I picked a flying eye around the reason, stared wide-eyed in confusion, found a dark street that looked like an alley, walked outside the figure-of-eight, led Yu Xiang Rousi to walk into the alley, and when I walked to the mouth of the alley, I unbuckled my belt.

"Shh~shh~shh~"

I pouted and whistled uninhibitedly about the guys, drank and went kidneys, and urinated a lot, peeing for a full minute, and I didn't feel hearty.

"Brother, you can really pee."

Yu Xiang Rousi turned on the flashlight of the mobile phone next to him, and kept turning it back and forth around, and I told him before peeing that I was uncomfortable urinating without it.

"I used to be the master of a soak of urine that could extinguish the sun!"

I bragged loudly and loudly, venting the depressed excitement in my heart, and only alcohol could numb the nervous oppression from the system mother in my heart.

"Brother, what do you think this is?"

Yu Xiangrou's tone seemed to have discovered something unusual.

"Huh? What? ”

I shook drunkenly twice, disarmed and surrendered, and turned around to see Yu Xiang Shredded Meat who was picking up something on the ground: "Don't pick up things blindly, in this wilderness, pick up something unclean, then it's a bad vegetable."

"Brother, why is there a red envelope here?"

It was too late for me to speak, Yu Xiangrousi picked up a red envelope with the word Fu written on the ground with great curiosity, and then the desire to die intensified, opened the red envelope on the spot, took out the banknotes stored inside, and shone it with a flashlight to see the true face: "Oh, I'll go!" How can there be money from Heaven and Earth Bank in this red envelope? This is also printed with the head of the Jade Emperor! ”

"Ding!"