0063 I'm a magician
Zheng Fool's house is no different from ordinary commercial clothes.
There is no conspicuous decoration on the first floor, and it is messy, with torn socks and rotten clothes everywhere, and there is a musty smell when they are covered together, which is very nasty.
The original white floor tiles, now a yellow and a green one, walking on it, sticking to the feet, you have to pull it up with a little force, I don't know how long it hasn't been wiped, it's quite buried and very disgusting at the same time.
Zheng Fool led the way in front and walked up the escalator to the second floor.
The second floor is much cleaner than the first floor, at least the furnishings look free of dust and stains, the sunlight can still shine in perfectly, it is much brighter, the air is not so turbid, and even mixed with a little fragrance of high-end perfumes.
There was a double bed, the quilt was not folded, and the nests were piled up at the head of the bed, and there were traces of brown on the surface of the futon. The pillowcase was a little yellow because it had been soaked with sweat for a long time, and there were countless tiny black and red blood dots on the white wall.
Two meters to the left of the double bed, there is a TV cabinet and TV series, and a large refrigerator with double doors. There is a wooden table on the right side of the door, and there are three wooden stools next to the table. On the wooden table were slices of meat cooked by uneaten and some unknown creatures, as well as a bowl of garlic, three beer bottles, and a pair of chopsticks.
I stood where I could barely settle down, scanned around, and found nothing out of the ordinary, nothing "dirtier" than dirty.
"Uh......"
I was embarrassed for a while, and after three or four seconds of adaptation, I said: "Brother Zheng, you sit on this chair, Rou Si told me that you have been unwell recently, I will play and sing in classical Chinese medicine, and I will treat you."
"Brother Pao! Aren't you a ground leper? ”
Zheng Fool sat on the stool innocently, blinked his ignorant eyes, looked at me expectantly, and blurted out a sentence without too much concern.
"Actually, I am not only a leper, but also a Chinese medicine practitioner, but also a magician, I will go to the Spring Festival Gala next year for the Chinese New Year, and show how miracles happen."
As I spoke, I snapped my fingers, summoned the lucky dice, and tossed myself into the air to see what the luck index looked like today.
"Dogs have to die!"
The lucky dice may not have roared for a long time, so the excitement is like a Bluetooth speaker, and the middle-aged man's voice is still full of energy, as if he will not scold all the dogs in the world to death, and he will not give up.
"Wow!"
Zheng Fool's eyes lit up, and he was so single-handedly made by me to believe in a trick that he didn't believe in the past, and shouted in surprise: "Brother Pao is really good at magic, and he can conjure up a dice with a click, and the dice can talk?" What does it mean to be a dog village! Why don't I know? Am I a dog village! Can I be a dog village? Am I qualified to be? I'm rich! I'm sure I'll be a good dog dealer......"
What is the biggest and most striking feature of psychosis?
It's just that the chatter doesn't stop, Zheng Fool was talking to me at the beginning, and after saying two sentences, he began to talk to himself very quickly, and finally sank into self-consciousness and communicated with a few ghosts behind him, and even the heavenly soul also happily boasted about how awesome he was. The words of one person and one soul are overlapped, and ordinary people's ears can't hear what they are saying clearly.
And I vaguely heard the human words spit out by his extracorporeal soul, as if he was demolishing Zheng Fool's platform, and the words seemed to tell some real situations, such as Zheng Fool actually has no money, it is all earned by me, the heavenly soul, and I am the real awesome......
This heavenly soul is a little out of the way! It's different from ordinary heavenly souls! It's a bit hard to get a sense of self!
I looked at him twice more and then withdrew my eyes, holding the lucky dice with one hand, looking forward to spreading the palm of my hand, the lucky dice in the palm of the hand showed a number of points is 5 points, representing good luck!
For the first time, the luck value exploded!
I snapped my fingers again, put the lucky dice back into the space backpack, and scolded Zheng Fool, who was still justifying himself: "Don't force it!" Believe me this time, don't you believe me? I'm a master, just a small test of the knife, now I'll play a trick for you, and the basket will cure all diseases!"
"Karma...... Karma basket? ”
Zheng Fool's body was shocked, and he stumbled and covered his crotch, looking like he was making a fuss, and he responded in a stunned manner, a little bit of a disease.
"Hahaha...... I'm kidding you!"
I sneered, continued to put my hands behind my back, and quietly seduced the aura hidden in my body that belonged to the yin, and did not all burst out in an instant, but flowed through the water, chatting with him casually: "Brother Zheng, how are you feeling lately?" Is there anything particularly uncomfortable? Do you have nightmares when you sleep at night? Do you have a lack of appetite, or are you unhappy with your money? And why do you have so much money? ”
The yin aura has just been halfway played, and the karmic spirits around Zheng Fool's body have already run away, leaving the middle-aged male ghost, the old man male ghost and the young female ghost are still stiff, but the eyes of the two male ghosts are full of worry at the moment, and they have the intention of running away.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Zheng fool scratched his scalp with his life, and chose to use a smirk to represent silence.
"What's so funny! We are all brothers with different surnames, what can't we say, where to get rich, talk to me, who is a big brother, I also follow a little meat, make a windfall, and live a good life. ”
I took two steps forward slightly, increasing the output of the Yin Difference Aura, which seemed to form a dark cloud behind me.
The fierce soldiers and horses of the enemy's pressure belong to the orthodox yin aura of Qin Guangdian, although it is a quasi-level, but it is still not to be underestimated, even if the karmic spirit that has accumulated the resentment of two lifetimes does not dare to be my enemy during this period of time.
They are very cowardly and cowardly, which is also the saddest part of the karmic spirits, and after dying with hatred, they still need to find the right time to take revenge.
Now, the time is gone, and they are like old and weak crippled tigers without fangs, licking their wounds and walking away on their own.
After I stimulated all the yin breath, the middle-aged and the elderly fled in a panic. The only woman who was left behind, her eyes contained a faint murderous aura, she looked at me coldly with relative fear, smeared oil on the soles of her feet, and fled with the two ghosts.
Zheng Fool's Heavenly Soul suddenly lost the object of nonsense, and his expression was lonely floating at a point, no longer tossing around.
"Phew~ It's over."
I took a deep breath, precipitated the yin aura, restored the aura of ordinary people, and turned my head to greet Yu Xiangrousi, who was standing at the top of the stairs watching the excitement.
"It's still my brother who can't ...... it"
Yu Xiang Rousi spoke in a very weak tone, tiptoeing, like a thief, walked away, and looked at Zheng Fool by the way.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Zheng Fool wiped the hot sweat on his forehead with his sleeve, the corners of his mouth twitched to achieve a state of reciprocity, and said vaguely: "Why do I feel a lot lighter on my body, and it suddenly gets hot?" Why is it so hot! It's hot to death!"
Talking, happily took off the wallet card, lifted the black sweater he was wearing inside, revealing a beer belly with belly hair, the belly hair was at least ten centimeters long, and when he looked at it from a distance, it looked like he had two heads.
"The hair on your belly, don't say cut it! It's longer than your hair, and don't wear sweaters in the future, it's hot. ”
I took down the Chinese in my ear clip, lit it with my own lighter, smoked and squinted my eyes, and looked at Zheng Fool carefully.
The face is very good, whether to say it or not, it is indeed a blessing, there are opportunities in life, there can be no shortage of money, and a long life is 100 years old, maybe in the future I can get a beautiful daughter-in-law who can do it, and I can't study a child.
Full of luck, the congenital lack of soul, and still being able to maintain this state, is not easy, but it can prove that his life is hard.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Zheng Fool threw the leather jacket in his hand on the bed, pointed to the food on the table, and said stupidly, "Do you two have some food?" It's delicious!"