0158 A man who became popular in the underworld by wearing women's clothes

The number of ghosts in the live broadcast room: 102364.

In the middle of the capital city under the name of King Qin Guang, there is a Bliss Square for the daily leisure and entertainment of the ghosts.

The area of Bliss Plaza is immeasurable, and it can only be regarded as a corner of the capital city in the same area as a small country.

Today, under the throne of Qin Guang, Sima Tongzhao personally supervised the construction of an LED color light screen that could block the gray sky with a huge amount of ghost power.

There is a man dressed in a two-dimensional Rem women's dress.

Casting a fan, dancing on the grave bag with his black and white photograph hanging, and the countless ghosts under the screen who were originally just wandering back and forth to relax their hearts stopped at the moment, staring at the screen with their eyes fixed on the screen, dizzy and ignorant for a moment. There are even hundreds of ghosts who unconsciously look for the live broadcast platform created by His Royal Highness King Qin Guang, and use their mobile phones to seriously appreciate this graceful dance.

Of course, the other part of the female ghosts felt that the people who did the live broadcast were very disgusting, so they left the scene decisively.

In the live broadcast room, fueled by Sima Tongzhao, the ghosts surpassed the peak again and again, completely making the reputation of the live broadcast platform famous

At this moment, the number of ghosts in the live broadcast room: 2083216.

It has managed to break through the seven figures, and it is growing in a straight line.

Even in the other nine main urban areas of the prefecture, there are also many ghosts who hear the wind, and download the exclusive app in the live broadcast room to enjoy the only most awesome scene since the completion of the prefecture.

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It's just a song.

I was not tired at all to take a look at the amount of money accumulated in the gifts, and successfully exceeded more than two million.

Money is the foundation for people to cheer themselves up after hard work.

I was even more excited to hold the cloud suppression microphone and mobilize the emotions of these ghosts: "I seem to have a lot of new friends, I'm afraid that some new friends don't know me!" So I'll introduce myself again here, my name is Zhao Dacang! Twenty-two this year, he loves women and good men, and is a special guest anchor of "You Have to Die Three Watches" in the live broadcast room under the name of His Royal Highness King Qin Guang. Okay, without further ado, let's let everyone know today what it means to be coquettish and twist her waist! ”

"Awesome!"

"The newcomers are all optimistic, let you know what it means to be a real coquette!"

"Oh yes! Keep jumping!"

"Two-handed typing! To show innocence! ”

"Zhao Cannon! Zhao cannon! ”

At this time, suddenly a barrage with a title floated across the screen.

Under the throne of Bian Cheng, Liu Shancong spoke: "I didn't expect the cannon brothers to be so awesome!" Farewell in the sun, I didn't expect to meet here today. ”

"Liu Shancong ......"

"It's His Royal Highness King Bian Cheng's personal butler!"

"Lord Liu! I love you! ”

"Lord Liu, do you love Zhao Dacang!?"

Sima Tongzhao followed Liu Shancong and sent a barrage: "Lord Liu came to this treasure land, didn't you say that you left some gold and silver treasures to reward the cannon?"

"Little Zhaozhao, ......"

Liu Shan continued to send barrages in a high-profile manner: "I'm shy in my pocket, why don't you return to me the money you owed me a few days ago...... I'll brush the cannon! ”

"What?!"

"Lord Sima actually went to prostitute with Lord Liu......"

"! What news that shocked the underworld!"

"I never thought that Lord Sima, who was not smiling, was not a serious ghost! Oh my! My ghost three views collapsed at this moment! ”

Sima Tongzhao quietly replied to a barrage: "Lord Liu, you hurry up and find an opportunity to come to the capital city, and I will return it to you personally!"

"No, no, no!"

Liu Shancong was inexplicably inexplicable: "Talking about playing, talking about playing...... Today, on behalf of His Royal Highness King Bian Cheng, I will cheer for His Royal Highness King Qin Guang, and wish His Royal Highness King Qin Guang a better and better live broadcast platform in the future! The drier it gets, the more it gets red! ”

After sending this barrage.

gave the most expensive girlfriend gift on the live broadcast platform, worth one million banknotes. For a while, the gorgeous special effects of the gift occupied the entire screen, raising the atmosphere of the live broadcast room again.

A million banknotes!

In the eyes of the devil, they have lived a rich life for thirty years!

Sima Tongzhao posted a barrage of smiley emojis: "Lord Liu! Atmosphere! His Royal Highness King Bian Cheng! Lavish! I would like to thank His Royal Highness King Bian Cheng for His Royal Highness King Qin Guang this time! ”

"Don't say it, let the cannon continue to broadcast live!"

Liu Shancong couldn't wait to continue to play official with Sima Tongzhao, he came to the live broadcast room just to play, what are you doing with those useless things? !

"Thank you Lord Liu for the gift!"

I bowed slightly to express my gratitude, and then confirmed the conjecture in my heart, this Liu Shancong is really not an ordinary person, he is actually the lackey of King Bian Cheng, if you touch him again in the future, you have to be more vigilant.

"This is just as Lord Liu said, let the cannon continue to bring joy to everyone! Let everyone remember this incredible night! ”

I threw the fan into the woods, and then raised my hand again to ask for other props: "Give me the whole awesome thing."

"Okay~Host~"

The mother of the system still spoke in the live broadcast room without concealment.

"Huh!"

The east and west were flying towards me so fast that they pierced the air.

"Bang!"

I didn't even look at the prop and reached out.

It's a sword, a prop sword that looks like a shoddy martial arts movie.

It's about two feet long.

It's about an inch and a half wide.

"What are you giving me a sword for......?"

I was stunned and didn't understand what the system mother meant, but through the sword, after thinking about it, the audience in my live broadcast room now is estimated to be all male ghosts, and there are no female ghost viewers at all.

After all, from the perspective of title skills, women look at my handsome face, which is disgusting and disgusting from the heart.

And the sword ...... It is the most influential weapon of the Chinese nation.

Before almost every man matures, he will have a martial arts dream about the legends of the rivers and lakes, and he will always fantasize about himself as a prodigal knight who robs the rich and helps the poor, and is high-spirited in the rivers and lakes.

This is unavoidable, and this is also a naΓ―ve and naΓ―ve dream that does not dare to talk to others, which is a way to relieve stress in the face of life pressure after drinking.

It's not at all unusual to have this idea.

I shook the blade of the sword, threw out the scabbard with one hand, and then raised the wooden sword above my head, closed my eyes and lowered my head to sing lightly: "I always dream of going to the end of the world with a sword...... Take a look at the bustling ...... of the world The young heart is always frivolous...... Now you've made your home in the underworld......"

It can be analyzed from the speech of the ghost in this live broadcast.

The underworld is also in a kind of grotesque spiritual thought of entertainment to death, and all kinds of entertainment stalks generated by entertainment to death, whether in the hearts of living people or in the eyes of dead ghosts, are usually not kept for too long, and some may even be forgotten in a blink of an eye.

And what is it that is often really preserved in the end?

That's right...... It's feelings!

As Mr. Lu Xun once said: "Infinite distance, countless people, are related to me." ”

Feelings are unforgettable tenderness that remains in the bottom of the heart.

Now that I have the entertainment in place, I can play with my feelings.

Jumping off the grave bag in one step, taking an indecent cat step, thinking of the past and the powerlessness of life as he walked, and integrating the yearning for the future that is not good, plus a little melancholy and sadness, praying for the resonance from the heart: "Love always makes you bruised all over your body...... Walk on the road to courage...... There are sad and wonderful ...... Every time you're sad...... Just look at the sea. ”

"Hehehe...... I think of my former lover. ”

"Do you think death is a relief for us?"

"Dry this wine! Tomorrow's life in the underworld will go on! ”

"I don't really have any desire to live anymore...... I'm just... Just wondering how my old mother's life is now? ”

"I miss my mother too, I died too early, I'm so sorry for her."

"Cannon's voice is also rich in experience!"

"Fuck the dog day life!"

"Lao Tzu has lived enough! I have made the most intimate friends, R has been a rolling B, I have been the craziest wild dog, and I have been the most filial child, this life is enough! Later...... I won't live anymore! ”

"I want to cry a ......"

With a cry of intense wheezing, I sang, "Let's dry this wine...... A good man's heart is like the sea...... has experienced the ups and downs of life...... The smile is still warm and innocent......"

"Don't cry cannons! Stand up and keep jerking! ”

"Wait a minute, the cannon won't be on an errand in the sun, right......"

"There is this possibility, Lord Liu didn't say that he and the cannon met in the yang world just now, the two have known each other for a long time."

"Then I heard that the errands in the yang world are particularly miserable......"

"Yes, yes, I've heard that I can't eat, drink, sleep, and suffer the pain caused by the gap between yin and yang day and night. And he also has to maintain the order of the two worlds of yin and yang, and if he doesn't do it, his soul will be scattered that day. ”

"Then he can still bring us such a happy live broadcast......"

"Proper self-denial, there is wood!? Tears in the eyes, there is wood?! ”

"Don't cry cannons! Stand up and keep jerking! We are with you! ”

"Don't cry cannons! Stand up and keep jerking! We are with you! ”

"Don't cry cannons! Stand up and keep jerking! We are with you! ”

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