The number of ghosts in the live broadcast room: 3002597.

"Hahahaha......"

"On a whim, I'm a little sad, I'm sorry everyone!"

I stopped singing, said two words, and then suddenly turned around and jumped forward two steps as if I had indirect mania, kicked away the black and white photo hanging on the grave, and the red eyes adjusted the angle of my body again, like a madman, staring at the blood-red eyes, and shouting hoarsely: "Kill me and cheer everyone up!"

"It's okay, it's okay...... Very good......"

"The cannon is also a lover."

"Don't talk about it, general friends!"

"Don't stop the local tyrant gifts! The black and white photos are all kicked! ”

"I still have some bottom left this month, and I've brushed it all for you!"

I shook the two sword flowers in a good way, and then stared at the screen with deep and boundless eyes, raised a somewhat hoarse voice, and said the unwarranted life insights: "If you get it, you will sing and you will rest if you lose, and you will be sad and hateful."

"Think back to the seven-foot blizzard returning...... Months seemed like no time. ”

I tried to remobilize their impassioned emotions, and simply remembered a song that could be said to be famous for a hundred years, and in a completely out of tune and slightly with the taste of the Northeast two, I rudely and directly let out an instinctive cry: "Laugh in the sea!" Surging tide on both sides of the strait! Ups and downs with the waves! ”

"The great man of chivalry is ...... for the country and the people"

"it...... These two voices shouted so chivalrous! ”

"This is the unique brightness of the black soil in the Northeast!"

"Who wouldn't want to be a chivalrous kid!?"

Liu Shancong, a lackey under the throne of Bian Cheng, inserted a barrage: "The cannon is from Songdong City, the three provinces outside the Guanwai, and he is a native of the Northeast. People are very warm-hearted...... You even helped me catch a ghost two days ago! ”

"Is it so powerful?"

"Our cannon is so good!"

"Let's brush the cannon 666!"

“666！”

“666！”

……

I completely let go of my nature, sprinkled joy, and jumped back to the top of the grave, and filled it with the surging chivalrous spirit formed at this moment: "The sky laughs! All the tides in the world! God knows who loses and who wins?! ”

"Three points of wine, seven points of chivalry, a wave of the cuffs is half of the rivers and lakes."

"The morning is full of sunshine and twilight, and the sun and moon in the cave are the sky. The sword in the box roars from time to time, and the oath is not passed on if you don't meet the same person. ”

"Today, thanks to the little brother Zhao Dacang, let the old man re-experience the heroic spirit of the rivers and lakes, this heroic spirit is a little more desolate, if the little brother Zhao Dacang will not be satisfactory in the yang world, then you can come to my grandson's house to live happily."

"Old man Sun, you shameless! Zhao Cannon is all of us! What's the matter with going to your grandson's house!? Are you not there when His Royal Highness King Qin Guang doesn't exist? Or is His Royal Highness King Qin Guang no longer able to enter your eyes?? ”

"The old man just cherishes his talents and loves them, and he doesn't want Zhao Dacang's little brother to be tormented by the pain of not being safe in the sun!"

"Fuck your shit!"

There has been a change in this barrage, and the two viewers with the titles of the ancestor of the Zhang family and the ancestor of the Sun family sprayed each other for some reason, as if they had the hatred of killing their father and taking their wives.

Sima Tongzhao maintained the order of the scene as soon as possible: "Elder Zhang and Elder Sun, don't quarrel with the two of you, this cannon is a person that His Royal Highness King Qin Guang values early on, so let him temper in the yang world, and when his merits are completed in the future, he will naturally return to the underworld to add officials and rewards."

"That's right...... The old decay retired first. ”

"Cut! The cannon is a good show, I'll watch it for a while! ”

……

When the two scolded each other, none of the ghosts dared to interject, and after the two stopped arguing, they suddenly blew up the nest when they saw the news sent by Sima Tongzhao.

"! Is the cannon background so deep? ”

"Zhao Cannon! Forever dripping gods! ”

"With him, what King Qin Guang wants will definitely develop!"

"Yes, yes, the cannon should be refueled!"

……

I saw these barrages clearly, and I was thinking about what song to sing next, but what happened in front of me gave me another idea, an idea that can definitely hype up my own personality.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

I coughed symbolically, abandoned my sword, and sat on the ground with a scoundrel, secretly asking Mother System to focus all the lights on me and convey a message to her in my mind.

"Huh!"

A pair of chopsticks appeared in front of me.

I picked up a chopstick, tapped the edge of the bowl gently, and sang in a depressed, sad and overwhelmed tone along with the knocking on the bowl: "Thank you, audience! The small family lives by the lake of the Songye River, and the family has a house and a field, and the life is boundless. Who knows that thief, God, he is brutal and merciless, colluding with fate to bury me, hurt my life and take my money......"

"Ding!"

This time the system beep rings in my head.

The mother of the system also spoke in my mind: "There is still one minute left in this live broadcast room of the underworld, please end the content of this live broadcast quickly."

"Is the cannon telling the bitterness of his fate?"

"Seems to be!"

"Wait...... How is this line so familiar? ”

"It sounds so familiar, too!"

……

I never expected that the system mother would suddenly end the live broadcast, so I quickly threw away the chopsticks and stood up, and with the skills I had learned all my life, I forcibly forced out a few tears, wiped my nose with a handful of snot, and cried with a pant and trembling: "My mother told me since I was a child that the children of the poor are in charge of the house early!" Who would have thought! I haven't waited yet! The soul will return to the underworld! I didn't enjoy any blessings in the yang world, not even the little girl's hand, I didn't touch it! ”

"Oh mama! This gives the child a grievance! ”

"No, the child is living too painfully, I'll brush him some more money, and let him eat and drink spicy food in the underworld in the future!"

"Yes, yes, yes! He can't eat anything in the yang world, and when he goes back to the underworld for live broadcast in the future, we will prepare more delicious food for him! Can't let him eat bibimbap anymore! ”

"Cannon cutie, we are manly husbands, don't cry!"

I snorted and wept a handful of tears, pouting my lips as if suffering a great pain: "This is miserable after death!" Any lonely ghost on the street can come and slap me in the mouth...... It's like a dog, no! It's not even as good as a special dog! The dog still has a home! ”

The makeup was crying, and I didn't forget to lick the leader above: "Fortunately! When I was in the most difficult time of my ghost life, I met His Royal Highness King Qin Guang! It was His Royal Highness King Qin Guang who gave me a second life! Without His Royal Highness King Qin Guang, there would be no me! Let us shout together Long live His Royal Highness King Qin Guang! ”

"Long live His Royal Highness King Qin Guang!"

"Long live His Royal Highness King Qin Guang!"

"Long live His Royal Highness King Qin Guang!"

……

"This live broadcast has been completed, and the mother of this system will bring the host back to the real world, please get ready!"

The system mother is indifferent and ruthless, and this live broadcast is over.

"Click!"

The bulbs of the surrounding lights exploded, the sky lost its original color, everything fell into darkness, and the mobile phone was turned off in an instant.

"Buzz!"

I covered the corners of my skirt with both hands, and in the scene of lightning and thunder in the wind, I shouted like a frightened wild cat: "Your uncle! Let's go! I'm wearing women's clothes! Anyway, I need to earn some money! ”

However, even if I was allowed to yell, the system mother did not react at all.

Immediately afterward, I felt the sky spinning, my body soaring into the air, attracted by attraction to the sky that turned into a black hole.

Then there was no sound.

The live broadcast room was closed because the mobile phone was turned off.

On this night, countless ghosts scolded Zhao Dacang, scolded him for being unreliable, scolded him for being too casual in live broadcasting, and scolded him for not having fun, so he was not hard......

Inside a palace in the capital city.

After tasting the tea in the cup, a middle-aged man said to Sima Tongzhao, who was sitting on the side: "Ah Zhao, this Zhao Qingyi is a little interesting."

"Your Highness...... Is this deacon dead or not? ”

Sima Tongzhao hesitated, and had the courage to raise this taboo question.

"Who knows if you're dead or not?"

The middle-aged man pursed his lips and smiled, put away the teacup, and did not answer Sima Tongzhao's question directly, but said admonishingly: "Recall all the yin differences belonging to Qin Guangdian in Songdong City, and then gradually evacuate the yin differences in the three provinces outside the Guan, let Zhao Qingyi toss it himself, we don't care about the redundant."

"Your Highness...... Is that really good? ”

Sima Tongzhao can be said to have great respect for middle-aged men, or it can be said that he is very afraid, and this fear comes from the depths of his heart for the reverence and belief of middle-aged men.

"Hehehe......"

The middle-aged man tugged on the black cotton robe he was wearing, wrapped his clothes tightly, got up and walked to the wooden window of the palace.

The middle-aged man found a habitual angle, looked at the scenery that belonged to him, and said to himself unhurriedly: "Are you he?"