Dark.

Endless darkness.

But it seems to feel the loss of time in the dark.

Every minute is enjoying the torment of loneliness and loneliness.

I don't know how long I sank in this space tunnel back to the real world, only when I got used to it and fell asleep.

The light finally appeared.

"Huh~"

The moment the light appeared, I was shot out as if I had been tied up with a monkey.

"Bang dang!"

My ass was still on the ground, landing on the floor.

"Oh, what the hell is this for?"

I rubbed my buttocks, stood up dazed, surveyed my surroundings, and realized that I had finally returned to my home.

Wait a minute......

Why didn't I rub my ass and feel like I was separated by two pieces of clothing?

Wait a minute......

Why is it still hollowed out under the crotch?

Crouch...... Groove ......

I looked down in disbelief, and saw that I was still wearing the women's clothes I wore during the live broadcast in the live broadcast room, and when I reached out and touched it, the wig was also not taken off, and even more excessively...... I picked up the phone on the bed and looked at it, and the makeup was put on again! The big red lips are more bewitching than before!

"Ding!"

The system prompt sounded happily.

The mother of the system whispered happily: "The package that the hesitant host chooses this time to travel through the space is C-level, the worst grade. So crossing space was an accident, and three days have passed in the real world now. ”

"What's that? If there is an accident, why can you still touch up my makeup?! ”

I glanced around a few times, there was no clothes to change, and then angrily rushed out of the bedroom, rushed into the kitchen, picked up the watermelon knife on the cutting board, put it on the wrist vessel, and was about to kill himself by cutting his wrists: "Your uncle!" I'm not alive anymore! Is there a pit host like you is a system? I want to kill myself today! I don't believe it, you're not dead if I'm dead!? ”

"Ding!"

The system prompt sounded faintly.

The system mother pretended to be intimidated by me in a panicked tone: "Oh! The host table wants this sauce purple! The system mother will be distressed! If you put down the knife, transform yourself inside, and become a new person, society will give you a chance to start again! Don't be impulsive! Take a basin of cold water and put your wrist in the cold water, so that you will die faster...... Oh! How can I say that! Host, you can die quickly! ”

"Watts?!"

I listened to the yin and yang weird tone of the system mother, and I was not impulsive for a while, and changed the topic and asked a lot calmer: "I haven't lived enough!" What am I going to die for? Hurry up and count how much money I earned in this live broadcast! And the 30,000 fear points you promised me, hurry up! ”

"Okay, host!"

The mother of the system resumed her professional nature, and explained all the information in the report prepared in the morning: "In this live broadcast, the host president earned 15,53,721 yin banknotes, which is the share of King Qin Guang's commission. So does the host now need to exchange these banknotes for fear points? ”

"More than 10 million ......"

According to my previous budget, this live broadcast can earn more than one million yin bills, even if it is a super long play, I never expected to catch so much in one go.

If it is converted into the corresponding RMB or fear value according to the system ratio, it is not a small number. Besides, money is not so much needed for me now, so when I finish leveling up, increase the upper limit of the amount of fear points, and then exchange all the yin money for fear points, there will be more than 100,000 at once.

It is a big step closer to the immortality of the yang world.

After all, this is the safest way to get money in the future.

The system mother asked me uncontrollably, "Do you need help the host convert these yin banknotes into RMB or fear points?"

"Fuck your uncle! It's a big fool to redeem it! ”

I swore and glanced at the fear stored in the Great Wheel of Terror, which had reached 65,000 points.

Wait a little later, draw a lottery with fear value, and see if you can draw some artifacts or something. Now I am very confident, just like the demolition household whose house has just been pickpocketed, I want to squander it and find pleasure.

I discarded the kitchen knife, walked out of the kitchen, and rushed into the toilet, and sure enough, the clothes were all washed and hung on the drying rack in the toilet.

Who washed it? Is the old lady back? No, I can't!

I casually picked out a set of clothes that were still a little wet, walked back to my bedroom, sat on the bed, and talked to the system mother while undressing: "System mother, when will this upgrade task be triggered?" This thing, if I don't upgrade, how can I get stronger? I'm not strong, how can I pretend to be forced? I don't pretend to be forced, how can I slap people in the face? If you don't slap someone's face, how can you flirt with your sister? If you don't flirt with your sister, how can you get to the top of your life? If you don't go to the pinnacle of life, do you have the face to go out and say to your peers that you are a system? ”

"This task now has to be ...... by the host itself"

The system mother thief JB gave me a bad trick: "But the host doesn't have this talent, if you are alone, you may not be able to encounter the task in this life...... But you have two good brothers by your side! One of these two people is a master of death, and the other is the captain of the thunder brigade, and the chemical reaction produced by the two of them together, what task can't be triggered! But then again, you can't deliberately let the two of them do what they want, just let them develop according to their fate. ”

"Oooh oh ......"

I carefully tasted what my mother said, and I deeply agreed.

After all, the first time I died was killed by Fang Fatzi, and the second trigger task was triggered on Fang Fatzi, and Fang Fatzi is a person who is good at and good at making fun for himself, maybe one day he will be able to make some mess.

As for...... Yu fragrant shredded pork.

There are five big words engraved on his head: I am a pig teammate.

People don't know that their lives are quite hard at the same time as death, and his current practicality is much higher than that of Fang Fatzi, because whether it is the identity of the Yin Difference or the Yin Difference Certificate, it is obtained through him triggering the task.

So...... I have to train these two downlines well, buddy, and the hope of my salted fish turning over is on them.

"System Mom...... Why is this dress so hard to take off? ”

I untied the straps of my shapewear, took it off and threw it aside, and then took off my skirt, but the skirt was about knee-level, and suddenly no matter how hard I tried, I didn't move, and it seemed that there was an infinite magic attached to my knees.

"Don't panic, just take it off twice."

The mother of the system said in a tone that did not change.

"Hearing you say that, why am I so weak-hearted?"

I didn't believe it, so I dumped my back on the bed, and then I rolled back and forth to take off my skirt, and finally I took off my skirt to the approximate ankle position, but I couldn't take it off again, and it was very embarrassing to get stuck in this position.

“Dua

g～”

There was a knock on the security door.

Fang Fatzi pulled his neck outside the door and shouted, "Is Brother Yi at home?" Brother Yi will open a door for me! My sister's body has recovered now! Discharged! ”

"......"

I heard the movement, and I panicked and quickly increased the intensity of taking off my skirt.

"Host~"

The mother of the system was weird and gloated: "Are you going to wear this dress?" Do you need help? ”

"I'm wearing your grandma's legs!"

Sweating profusely, I suddenly realized that my skirt was like handcuffs, and the elastic cord of the skirt was tossed and tightened with me, completely locking both of my ankles.

"Humph!"

The mother of the system snorted twice like a girl who was shy and angry, and said angrily: "You tell me, will you scold me in the future?"

"I'll scold you! What can you do?! ”

I said why I didn't admit defeat and confronted the system mother.

"Then you won't be able to take off this dress!"

The undoubted tone of the system mother shows her majesty as a system: "As a young man in the new era, shouldn't you pay attention to the connotation of your own cultural cultivation?" If you continue to curse people in the future, I definitely can't get used to you! ”

"Your uncle, I'm like this, why do you love it!"

As soon as I waved my hand, I didn't even take off my skirt, and I rolled and tossed on the bed as a scoundrel: "Oh, you stinky shameless!" I just like to scold people, what's wrong? Do you care about this? Are you really my mother? What's the matter?! ”

"Hmph."

The system's mother replied coldly: "I want me to feel it, I don't want you to feel it." Swearing isn't a good thing, weigh it yourself. ”

"I weigh you...... Okay, I got it. ”

I had no choice but to resign myself to begging for mercy: "I won't scold people in the future, you can take off this skirt quickly...... Let the fat children look at them for a while...... Can laugh at me for a whole year! ”

"Bang dang!"

The security door was pushed open, and Fang Fatzi ran into my bedroom in a hurry, trying to find my traces at home, but when he saw me rolling on the bed, wearing women's makeup, and wearing a skirt half off, he didn't react for a while, and finally his complicated mood turned into a long sigh: "Alas...... Brother Yi, are you playing?! ”