Yun Xiaoman ran forward and grabbed his ear: "Okay, take advantage of people's unpreparedness, and dare to steal my family's fruit!" You've really eaten the bear's heart and leopard's gall! ”

"Oops, hey... It hurts, it hurts! "A thin man of twenty-five or sixteen years old, with a head full of dirty braids, and wearing a fashionable beggar suit, was pulled by Yun Xiaoman's ears...

"The fruit is for me to eat!" The man said with a smile.

"What do you say? Do you want to make a face! Are thieves so arrogant now? After Yun Xiaoman finished speaking, he glanced at Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan put the thumb of his right hand in the corner of his mouth and nodded solemnly.

"If I don't give you a little bit of power, you don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has!" Yun Xiaoman said and grabbed his ears and kicked him in the ass...

"Oops, oops, oops... Brother Nandou, help! The man shouted at Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan looked at it with a fake look: "Oh, this is not the wealth of the star, fortunately I will be lucky!" ”

"Xiao Man, stop it! This is the God of Wealth you worship! ”

Yun Xiaoman was stunned when he heard this, turned his head to examine it, blinked his innocent eyes, and had a curious expression: "What? God of Wealth? ”

"Huh... How is it possible, the God of Wealth is dressed so hip-hop, the statues we offer are all rich-looking, with a blessed face, you look at him like a monkey! Yun Xiaoman grinned with disgust.

"Hey, hey, he's judging people by their appearance again, although he is rich, he is extremely frugal on weekdays, and he is reluctant to wear and eat, so to speak, I haven't seen him change clothes for thousands of years!" Lu Yuan said categorically.

"Oh my God, that's an exaggeration!" Yun Xiaoman covered his mouth with a surprised expression.

"So the hole in his beggar's suit is not designed at all, it is worn! It's not intentional to maintain such a slim figure, it's hungry and thin! Yun Xiaoman looked at Lu Yuan in surprise.

"Right!" Lu Yuan nodded.

"Oh my God, I really answered the old saying, the richer you are, the more you slam the door! Is there any heavenly reason! Yun Xiaoman raised his hands to the God of Wealth, looked up to the sky and sighed...

Yun Xiaoman's expression suddenly changed again, revealing a flattering face, and hurriedly stepped forward to support the God of Wealth, patting the footprints left on his body: "Hehe, hehe, hehe, the little one who has eyes and doesn't know the God of Wealth, disrespectful and disrespectful!" I didn't hurt you just now..."

As the saying goes: Stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, the God of Wealth saw that Yun Xiaoman's attitude of admitting his mistake was so good, but he shook his hand helplessly, signaling that he would not care about it.

Unexpectedly, Yun Xiaoman only cared about selling well, and his actions were careless, only listening to the sound of "bang", and accidentally tore a long hole in the original small hole in the clothes of the God of Wealth: "Alas, Mom, I didn't mean it, please forgive me, Amen!" I am sorry… I can't afford to offend the God of Wealth..."

"Don't touch me! What the hell this is! Just arrived in the mortal world and experienced calamity! The God of Wealth shook off Yun Xiaoman and said angrily.

"Tear it well! Tear well! Lu Yuan laughed and applauded.

"You..."The God of Wealth pointed to Lu Yuan, and he stopped talking.

At this time, Yun Xiaoman was like a child who had made a mistake and begged for forgiveness, obediently took all the remaining walnuts in the offering plate, handed them to the God of Wealth, lowered his head, smiled awkwardly, and said writhingly: "Lord God of Wealth, I'm really embarrassed... The fruit offering is indeed for your old people to eat, come, you're welcome, continue to enjoy! ”

The God of Wealth glanced at Yun Xiaoman, snatched the fruit plate, took a walnut and crushed it, threw the kernel into his mouth, and circled Lu Yuan twice, swept Lu Yuan's whole body everywhere he looked, and suddenly hammered Lu Yuan's chest with his hand and said: "Brother Nandou, you are very comfortable in the world!" It's delicious food again, and it's beautiful again, I'm afraid I can't miss it! ”

"What nonsense! Is it good for me to come to the world to do business! You think you're all greedy for glory and riches like you! Lu Yuan also hammered back the God of Wealth.

"That's a bad thing, I have to earn more than you do. Isn't this the annual gathering of wealth coming, I have been ordered to distribute the property of mankind? ”

"Oh? When is the Loose Money Conference held? Lu Yuan asked.

"Tonight."

"Oh, it's still early." Lu Yuan's eyes rolled wildly, as if he had thought of something, and turned his head to whisper a few words to Yun Xiaoman...

"You talk, I'll go around other houses and look for my delicious food." After the God of Wealth finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave.

Seeing this, Lu Yuan stepped forward and grabbed the God of Wealth, and said with a smile: "What's the hurry, brother, we haven't seen each other for a long time, let's talk for a while." ”

"What is there to talk about, we have been talking about it for thousands of years."

"Don't mind, sit down, I want to ask you something." Lu Yuan said.

"What? Say it. ”

"Uh... Forehead... Lu Yuan thought for a long time, not knowing what to ask.

"Is there anything going on? It's okay, I'm leaving! The God of Wealth got up again and wanted to leave.

"I want to ask, why do you have festivals in the world and I don't?"

"Because I am an Internet celebrity fairy, there are many people who ask me to do things, and there is a lot of traffic."

"Amazing, take me with you when you have time, let me also be an Internet celebrity."

"Well..."

………

While the two were chatting, Yun Xiaoman disappeared without a trace. After a while, Yun Xiaoman walked down from the upstairs with a half-sack of things in his hand, and then walked to the God of Wealth.

"What? What is this? The God of Wealth asked with a blank expression.

"Just open it and look at it." Lu Yuan looked calm.

The God of Wealth carefully opened the sack, and suddenly his eyes were full of gold, and he smiled: "Wow, you guys are so good to me, thank you!" ”

Lu Yuan stepped forward with a big stride and snatched it back: "Dear, it's not for nothing, you have to pay!" ”

"Well, I'm not short of money, you can make a price!" The God of Wealth said.

Lu Yuan gave Yun Xiaoman a look, Yun Xiaoman thought about it, and stretched out an index finger...

"A thousand! OK! The God of Wealth readily agreed.

Yun Xiaoman shook his head and said, "No, it's 100 million!" ”

"Make no mistake! The sky-high asking price, you are robbing money! The God of Wealth looked panicked after hearing this.

Lu Yuan pretended to glance at Yun Xiaoman, smiled and said, "Xiaoman, it's too disagreeable to you!" This is my buddy, how can you ask for such a high price! ”

Lu Yuan walked over as he spoke, and grabbed the shoulder of the God of Wealth with one hand: "They are all acquaintances, and I won't fool you, so let's do it, 1 million!" Good no good! It can't be less..."

"1 million, let me buy these broken walnuts, are you crazy, is there a bottom line for being a man!" The God of Wealth complained.

"That's a bad word, broken walnuts? You're really blind! Brother, you don't know the goods! Do you think it's a regular walnut? Lu Yuan said.

"What if it weren't?" The God of Wealth said.

This is the fruit of the first walnut tree in the world in ancient times, this tree was called "Mother of Peach" after becoming a fairy, and is the sister of "Our Lady of Peach", eating the walnuts on this tree can not only beautify and prolong life, but also improve your mana and divine sense! It is the first choice for cultivators! Lu Yuan depicted like a salesman.

"How come I haven't heard of this "nuclear mother"? The God of Wealth asked Lu Yuan with a puzzled expression.

"Oh, because her sister's fame is so great that it completely overshadows her, so it's understandable that she is not well known!" Lu Yuan thought for a while and said.

"Oh, where did you get such a rarity?" The God of Wealth asked.

"Uh... Well, this is not to be revealed. ”

"Do you want it or not! Don't I take it ha, so much nonsense! Lu Yuan looked at the God of Wealth and hesitated a little, and made a gesture of picking up the sack and leaving.

"If you want to..."The God of Wealth saw that Lu Yuan was going to take it away, and hurriedly went up to stop it.

"1 million, don't cash ha, mobile phone payment!" Lu Yuan snickered.

"Good, good! Come on, come on, hurry up and get your phone out! The God of Wealth hurriedly picked up half a sack of walnuts, for fear of being snatched away.

"Xiaoman, collect the money!" Lu Yuan glanced at Yun Xiaoman.

When Yun Xiaoman heard this, his eyes flashed with golden light: "Okay! ”

I saw that the God of Wealth glanced at the QR code in Yun Xiaoman's mobile phone, and then closed his eyes tightly...

After a while, "100, 10,000!" Yun Xiaoman's mobile phone came with an announcer.

"I'm going, and it's the first time I've seen someone who can transfer money by his mind! That's cool! When Yun Xiaoman heard that the money had arrived, he smiled and danced...

Seeing this, Lu Yuan immediately stepped forward and grabbed Yun Xiaoman and whispered: "Hold on, don't get too excited!" It's not good to be found out by him! ”

Yun Xiaoman nodded and said, "Well, we still have to pretend that we are losing money!"

Lu Yuan smiled and said in Yun Xiaoman's ear: "Xiaoman, this time the money owed to you will be paid off, and I don't want the rest of the money, just treat it as accommodation and food..."

Xiao Man's heart was overjoyed after hearing this, and he muttered in a low voice: "Rich, rich, rich..."

Yun Xiaoman turned his head to look and found that the God of Wealth was huddled in a corner alone with a half-sack of walnuts, and he took out a few walnuts to eat from time to time, looking trembling, for fear that others would snatch it.

Seeing this scene, Yun Xiaoman couldn't help but want to ridicule it, and his acting skills exploded.

"Oh my God! The God of Wealth is too picky! This is what we cultivated with a handful of and urine, and we have nothing to lose..."Yun Xiaoman made a posture of crying in the Peking Opera.

"A handful of and a handful of pee?" The God of Wealth was eating walnuts when he suddenly stopped and looked at Lu Yuan with a frightened expression.

Lu Yuan replied with a smile on his face: "What she means is that we spent a lot of effort on watering and fertilizing in the middle. ”

"Buy and leave, you can't go back!" The God of Wealth hugged the sack tightly and said.

"What are you talking about, you haven't been together for so long, don't you know! Is buddy like that! Lu Yuan said with a serious face.

"Heartache~" Yun Xiaoman improvised an opera, and then "Oh, oh, oh..." hurriedly moved the lotus step and withdrew to his room.

Yun Xiaoman returned to the room and immediately changed his expression: "Yay, hey! Throwing his body on the bed, he turned on the amount displayed on his mobile phone, and counted excitedly: "One zero, two zeros, three zeros... Six zeros! Yaye yes! I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich..."Yun Xiaoman, who was extremely excited, rolled over and over on the bed...

Suddenly, Yun Xiaoman seemed to think of something and sat up: "Eh~ Cosmetics should be replaced with new ones, and the most important thing is that they should be the most expensive!" Not the best, but the most expensive! I have to buy a few more sets of clothes, all of which will be changed to brands! The mobile phone also has to be changed, the limited edition is changed, less than 10,000 is not considered, and the house has to be redecorated, forget it, it is better to change to a larger one, the location is good! Good house price for the location is ......"

Yun Xiaoman said and turned on his mobile phone to check the local housing prices: "The housing price of a good location is thirty-three thirty per square meter... Ten thousand! Make no mistake! So expensive! That's a million pieces of fart! ”

Yun Xiaoman's emotions fell from the peak to the bottom of the valley in an instant, and he began to roll on the bed again and read in pieces: "Woo woo... I'm going to live in a big villa, I'm going to live in a big villa, I'm going to live in a big villa......"

After a while, the broken thoughts stopped, and Yun Xiaoman lay motionless on the bed as if he was asleep.

"It's better to be like this..."Yun Xiaoman suddenly sat up again and showed evil eyes, with a wicked smile on his face, exactly: Huan came out of the corner of his forehead and eyebrows, and he smiled on his cheeks.

Yun Xiaoman casually took a lipstick from the cosmetics box and ran downstairs, at this time, Lu Yuan and the God of Wealth were chatting and smiling.

When the God of Wealth saw that Yun Xiaoman ran down in a hurry, he immediately hugged the sack in his hand tightly, and looked at Yun Xiaoman nervously: "What are you going to do?" ”

"Hey, hey! Brother God of Wealth, don't be nervous! I'll show you something! Yun Xiaoman grinned and took out the lipstick in his pocket and handed it to the God of Wealth.

"What is this?" The God of Wealth took it in his hand and looked at it and said.

"Lipstick, after the girl wears it, her lips are plump and sexy, like a ripe cherry, delicate and dripping, and has excellent moisturizing power, no fragrance, no coloring, no platinum preservatives!" After Yun Xiaoman finished speaking, he bit his lip charmingly.

"Oh, yes, yes, but I don't need to!" The God of Wealth threw the lipstick to Yun Xiaoman mercilessly.

"It's not for you, you can give it to your girlfriend." Yun Xiaoman said with a smile.

"No, no girlfriend!" The God of Wealth replied coldly.

"I don't have a girlfriend, I'm looking for it! After finding it, I'll give it to her, Brother God of Wealth, you are so handsome, you will definitely be able to find a girlfriend who is both talented and beautiful. Yun Xiaoman said and forced the lipstick to the God of Wealth.

The God of Wealth kept pushing and shoving, refusing to accept: "The laws of Heaven, immortals can't fall in love!" ”

"Brother God of Wealth, you can buy it, you can rest assured, it's not expensive! That's 100,000 yuan..."

Yun Xiaoman didn't say that it was okay, but as soon as he said it, the God of Wealth was so frightened that he panicked and hurriedly threw the lipstick on the ground.

Yun Xiaoman looked at the lipstick that fell on the ground, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, he didn't pick up the lipstick on the ground, and ran upstairs...

After a while, Yun Xiaoman came down with a bottle of things and came to the God of Wealth: "Brother God of Wealth, do you know what this is?" ”

The God of Wealth shook his head after reading it.

"This is the honey brewed by the bee god Niangniang, and the fragrance of roses is added, and the rain on the first day of the rain solar term, the dew on the first day of white dew, the frost on the first day of frost, and the snow on the first day of light snow are brewed, which not only moisturizes dryness and detoxification, beautifies and nourishes the skin, but also can cure all diseases!"

"The retail price of such a precious thing is only 1.5 million! It's a conscience price! ”

"No, I don't like sweets!" The God of Wealth waved his hand and said.

"If you don't like it, you can give it away!"

"Don't!"

"Okay!" Yun Xiaoman sighed, looked a little depressed, and ran upstairs...

At this time, Lu Yuan seemed to notice something, habitually put his thumb in his mouth, and looked at Yun Xiaoman's back thoughtfully.

After a while, Yun Xiaoman came down with an ivory radish in his arms, picked up his expression again, and walked up to the God of Wealth with a smile: "Brother God of Wealth, do you know what this is?" ”

"I know this, isn't this a turnip?" The God of Wealth glanced at Lu Yuan, and Lu Yuan was expressionless.

"No, it's ginseng! Haven't you seen this big ginseng, this is not an ordinary ginseng, this is the ancestor of ginseng, and the first ginseng that appeared in the world was it! Known as "a man's gas station, a woman's beauty salon", nutrition is the master, I do my own thing! Yun Xiaoman said.

"Fool, this is obviously a big white radish!" The God of Wealth said.

"No, it's really ginseng, and it's the king of ginseng! Believe me! Yun Xiaoman spoke a little hoarsely.

"Don't, don't..."

"You just take it, it's not expensive, it's only 500,000!"

"I don't want money, I don't want either!"

"Please... Buy it, that's a fart for you! Okay, okay..."Yun Xiaoman appealed with a crying voice.

Lu Yuan really couldn't stand it anymore, so he went up and stopped Yun Xiaoman: "Xiaoman, Xiaoman, people can't be too greedy, it's almost okay!" ”

Yun Xiaoman looked at Lu Yuan with teary eyes: "Brother Yuan, you two have a good relationship, you tell him about it, let him buy it." ”

"What are you buying, this is obviously the radish we often eat, you have to say it is ginseng! Don't you cheat people! After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he angrily threw the radish on the ground, and the radish was smashed to pieces in an instant.

Xiao Man saw the radish being broken, squatted down and picked up the carcass of the radish, and cried: "Ahhhh My ginseng..."

"You devil, you give me back ginseng, return my big villa!" Yun Xiaoman grabbed Lu Yuan's collar and questioned Lu Yuan in tears.

"What big villa? Xiao Man, you're stunned! Lu Yuan was a little overwhelmed.

"I want to live in a big villa!" Yun Xiaoman's eyes slowly became murderous.

"What a big villa to stay in! Isn't it nice to live here! ”

"I want to live in a big villa!" Yun Xiaoman couldn't listen to it at all, and Lu Yuan was forced by Yun Xiaoman to retreat step by step until he reached the root of the wall.

"I want to live in a big villa!"

………

Yun Xiaoman's mouth repeated over and over again like a repeater, and Lu Yuan was helpless.

Yun Xiaoman suddenly turned his head and walked towards the God of Wealth, took off the pink gourd he was carrying with him, and handed it to the God of Wealth.

"Hey, you can make a price for this!" Yun Xiaoman looked sluggish, and said slowly.

"You're crazy! It's your life-saving thing! Lu Yuan strode over, snatched it back, and gave it back to Yun Xiaoman.

At this time, two flames ignited in Yun Xiaoman's eyes, staring at Lu Yuan viciously, as if he wanted to devour him alive.