I'm a lovely lonely soul stumbling in this world and not knowing where to go.

Is it a blessing or a curse that the thorns on the ground have broken me?

The hands of hell tore off my temper piece by piece, and I was laughing maniacally! Why don't I die! Hahahahaha......

"Knock knock......" There was a quick knock on the door.

Then I heard a crisp girl's voice: "Young Master, don't sleep!" The sun is drying your butt, so it's time to get up and pick up customers! ”

Lu Yuan unintentionally offended Yun Xiaoman last night, and was forced to try his best to please his master for his livelihood, cooking and washing dishes and telling jokes, it was difficult to take care of himself at all, coupled with the divine labor in the enchantment, his body was exhausted, and it was inevitable that he would oversleep.

Lu Yuan, who was asleep, was awakened by the knock on the door, his sleepy eyes rubbed, his hairstyle was as messy as a chicken coop, and he got up and opened the door with a pouting and complaining mouth: "Picking up guests?" What kind of customers to pick up? I haven't seen a single guest since I've been here! Lu Yuan was forced to open the door, and found that standing outside the door was a short-haired girl dyed with "grandma gray", wearing a punk-type leather jacket, and the sleepy-eyed Lu Yuan scratched his head a little puzzled: "Huh? You are? ”

"Why don't you know Miss Ben if you change your hairstyle?"

Lu Yuan heard this familiar voice, and carefully confirmed her facial features, as well as her iconic tear mole, confirming that Yun Xiaoman was undoubted.

It's really: the beauty loves beauty and combs up a little, but I don't know whose heartstrings it is.

Yun Xiaoman, who had short hair, looked more refreshing and capable, and even Lu Yuan, who was still sleepy, felt a lot more refreshed when he saw it: "Xiaoman, when did you change your hairstyle?" ”

"It's just a wig! What's all the fuss! I haven't seen the world, Miss Ben has a cabinet of wigs! Yun Xiaoman's face was arrogant, and he glared at Lu Yuan with his nostrils and said.

"A cabinet? How much does it cost to buy so much! Besides, are you done wearing it? Lu Yuan was a little surprised.

"You don't care if I wear it or not, and it doesn't cost you any money! Eat radish and worry about it! Don't guess the girl's thoughts, look at your slashing appearance! I can't find a girlfriend in my life..."

When Lu Yuan heard Yun Xiaoman's sharp sarcasm, he breathed an embarrassed breath, stuck in his throat, and couldn't help coughing a few times, "Ahem, cough..."

"Recently, there is no business in the store, so my sister took you out for a ride, how about it? By the way, let's take a look at Xiao Nannan, what we said can't be counted. ”

"Well, okay! It just so happens that I also miss Nan Nan, you wait for me to wash down, and set off immediately! Lu Yuan happily accepted Yun Xiaoman's proposal, hummed a song and went to wash...

"Hey, Xiaoman, do you have any sunglasses?" Lu Yuan, who was brushing his teeth, shouted upstairs in a blur with a mouth full of toothpaste foam.

"Yes! Do you want to wear it? Yun Xiaoman's voice came down from upstairs.

"Hey, the equipment is really complete, I can't see too dazzling sunlight, borrow me to wear one."

Yun Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and came back to his senses when he thought that Lu Yuan had "albinism": "Oh, yes, you don't need to borrow it, my sister gave it to you." ”

"Thank you, Sister Xiaoman!"

"No thanks, it's all included in the salary."

"Huh?" Lu Yuan was stunned.

"Ahhh Don't hurry up, what time is it! Yun Xiaoman held the sunglasses that Lu Yuan was going to wear, and hurriedly went downstairs to start urging Lu Yuan.

"Oh, okay, okay!" Lu Yuan briefly pinched it, walked out of the door with Yun Xiaoman, Yun Xiaoman closed the door of the store, Lu Yuan sat on Yun Xiaoman's motorcycle, accompanied by a roar, and disappeared into the street with a smoke...

On the way, Lu Yuan started talking first: "Xiaoman, why do you always carry this gourd?" ”

Yun Xiaoman smiled and said, "Is it good-looking?" Doesn't it seem a bit out of place? ”

"It's kind of weird."

"When I was a child, I had a serious illness and almost burped, and an old monk passing by gave it to me, saying that I couldn't live without water."

"Hey, you said that the evil door is not an evil door, after drinking, the disease will be really good, and whenever I have a major illness or a minor illness, I will be cured if I drink it, and I don't need to take medicine at all!"

"It's amazing! This should be the old saying "women are made of water", and if you leave the water, you will dry up and become shriveled. ”

"Get out! Pervert! ”

………

Soon, the two of them arrived outside a courtyard, and Lu Yuan held a one-person-tall puppet in his arms, with some snacks and dog food attached.

"Oh, yes! This large courtyard is very exciting to live in, and it is much more comfortable than commercial housing! Lu Yuan said as he stood in front of the door of a courtyard.

"Nonsense, how aggrieved it is to live in a commercial house, it's almost the same as living in a cage." Yun Xiaoman replied.

"We belong to captivity, and people call it free-range!" Lu Yuan said.

"Less nonsense, let's go!" Yun Xiaoman urged.

After speaking, Yun Xiaoman pushed open the door and walked straight in, followed by Lu Yuan.

"Aunt Chen, we're here!" Yun Xiaoman shouted towards the courtyard.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Aunt Chen sitting in the rocking chair basking in the sun, Nan Nan tied a double ponytail, wore a pink skirt, and played with the puppy in the yard......

It's really full of spring and laughter.

Unlike before, Nan Nan is much more cheerful, and the puppy has grown up a little.

"Yo, why are you two free to come over today!" Aunt Chen hurriedly got up and stepped forward to answer.

"Recently, there is no business in the store, and I am idle when I am idle, so I just came to see Nan Nan." Yun Xiaoman said with a smile.

"Nan Nan, see who we are?" Lu Yuan took off his sunglasses, squatted down and looked at Nan Nan and said.

"Mom and Dad, you're here, I miss you to death!" Nan Nan ran over, and Lu Yuan hugged her into his arms and hugged her.

Everyone laughed when they heard Nan Nan's soft voice...

"Nan Nan, this is the ragdoll you bought, do you like it?" Yun Xiaoman took the puppet and said to Nan Nan.

"I like it!" Nan Nan took it and hugged it lovingly.

"Nan Nan, don't say thank you to Mom and Dad." Aunt Chen said.

"Thank you, Mom and Dad!"

"No thanks, there are also Nan Nan's favorite snacks here, as well as Nana's dog food. I watched Nan Nan take good care of "Nana", she has grown up a lot! Lu Yuan pretended to be cute.

"Yes, I can listen to my parents!" Nan Nan said softly.

Lu Yuan hooked the tip of Nan Nan's nose and said, "Well, Nan Nan is so good!" ”

"Don't go outside, let's all go inside!" Aunt Chen said.

After speaking, Lu Yuan picked up Nan Nan, and Xiao Man picked up "Nana" who was wagging her tail in the crowd and entered the house together.

Not much to say, Lu Yuan and Yun Xiaoman played with Nan Nan together, had a meal, and the family was happy.

After that, the sky is gradually getting dark, and it is time for the two of them to go home.

Aunt Chen and Nan Nan came to the door and reluctantly bid farewell to Lu Yuan and Yun Xiaoman.

"Mom and Dad, when are you coming again?" Nan Nan asked in a milky voice.

"As soon as we are free, we will come to see Nan Nan, Nan Nan wants to listen to grandma at home!" Yun Xiaoman touched Nan Nan's head.

"Well, I'll listen to grandma!" Nan Nan said obediently.

"Nan Nan, don't forget to give the dog food we bought to "Nana"! Lu Yuan said again.

"Well, I remember everything you explained!"

"Aunt Chen, let's go, come and see you again when you have time, go to the store to find me directly if you have anything!" Yun Xiaoman said to Aunt Chen.

"Well, got it, slow down on your way!" Aunt Chen said earnestly.

"Bye-bye!"

"Bye-bye!"

………

Yun Xiaoman took advantage of the moonlight to rush back.

"Xiaoman, it's not good when it's dark, I'll carry you!" Lu Yuan said.

"Hey, I know that you have a conscience!" After speaking, Xiao Man got out of the car, and Lu Yuan drove her on.

Lu Yuan rode a motorcycle, and Yun Xiaoman, who was in the back seat, looked up at the starry sky: "Lu Yuan, I saw the Big Dipper, where are your Six Stars of the Southern Dipper?" ”

"It's hard to recognize the Southern Dipper, it's there! You see! Lu Yuan grabbed the handlebar with one hand and pointed to the starry sky with the other.

After finishing speaking, the six stars in the starry sky suddenly flickered, emitting a dazzling light, at this time, among the ten thousand star groups, this is the brightest!

"Wow, I saw it, it's so beautiful!" Yun Xiaoman screamed in shock.

Lu Yuan smiled slightly, and the constellation hung down, like a lighthouse illuminating the path in front of the car.

When Lu Yuan walked to a village, he suddenly stopped: "No! What a heavy aura ahead! There will be demons! ”

"Ahh Hell! Yun Xiaoman's voice revealed infinite panic, but when he looked closely, his expression revealed a thousand joys, and he hugged Lu Yuan tightly behind.

"Hey, hey, hey......" Lu Yuan let out a demonic laugh.

Yun Xiaoman raised his eyes and looked at it, a little infected by Lu Yuan's laughter, and said with a smile: "Laughing fart!" Schadenfreude isn't it? ”

"Oops, hey... What's the matter, you touched my bloody flesh, hehe......" Lu Yuan said with a smile.

Yun Xiaoman then withdrew his hand, and Lu Yuan stopped laughing.

Lu Yuan froze: "I'll go, you're still afraid of ghosts?" ”

"Fart! He's still a baby! ”

…………

Lu Yuan was speechless, and continued to ride the car with Xiao Man cautiously and slowly.

Suddenly there was a mist in front of you, and the trees on both sides of the road were dancing in the mist, and the eerie atmosphere was not like a fairyland, but like the underworld.

Yun Xiaoman was clever but unexpected, pulled his zipper, and retracted his neck into the collar, ready to be a turtle with a shrunken head.

After walking a little further, there were bursts of children's singing not far away, and the singing was getting closer and closer:

"The stars in the sky blink and blink / There is a rag doll on the side of the road / Rag doll, rag doll / Why don't you go home / Is it that you don't have a home / No father and mother / Rag doll, don't be sad and don't be afraid ......"

Continuing to move forward with the song, Ying Ying saw a child more than 1 meter tall dragging a black pressed object, singing and walking.

Lu Yuan and Yun Xiaoman got closer and closer to the child, and when they reached the range that the motorcycle lights could illuminate, they saw that it was a flesh-colored rubber doll with a bare ass dragging a piece of clothing, no! After a closer look, I realized that it was not the clothes that were being dragged, it was a person!

The rubber doll grabbed one of the man's legs with one hand, dragging his entire body to glide on the ground.

"I'm a god! What is it? Yun Xiaoman was frightened in the back, and pulled Lu Yuan's clothes and asked.

Lu Yuan sneered: "Heh, don't be afraid of me!" Go up and find out! ”

"Ragdoll, ragdoll, why don't you come home......"

"Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine, wind and rain ......" Lu Yuan sang loudly when he rode to his side.

Even this simple children's rhyme, for Lu Yuan, who has incomplete five notes, is unbearable to sing, and every sentence is not in tune.

The defenseless Yun Xiaoman was so frightened by this sudden singing that he almost fell to the ground...

The rubber doll turned her head, turned her dark blue glass eyeballs, and let out a childlike childish laugh on her face that had been smiling: "Hehe......"

Immediately afterwards, the rubber doll dropped the prey in her hand and ran forward at the speed of light, letting out a weird laugh as she ran: "Come and catch me!" Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......"

From the back, it looks like a child with joy.

Lu Yuan saw that the rubber doll was about to run, and shouted loudly: "Little ghost, where to run!" ”

Turning his head and Yun Xiaoman said a word, he got out of the car and chased after him: "Xiaoman, wait for me here!" Don't run around! I'll go back as soon as I go! ”

Before Yun Xiaoman could reply, Lu Yuan flashed and chased forward, and soon disappeared into the haze with the rubber doll.

Xiao Man had no choice but to wait here, and looked at the person on the ground: "I don't know if he is dead or alive?" ”

Yun Xiaoman got out of the car to check, turned the person's body over with his hands, and looked like a young man in his early twenties, with a "scorpion" tattoo on his neck and a large gold chain.

Yun Xiaoman suddenly burst out with a Northeast dialect: "Oh, mom, big brother is a social person!" ”

Then, Yun Xiaoman put his index finger on the tip of his nose and tried it: "There is breathing, but he is still alive!" ”

"Hey! Big brother, wake up! Yun Xiaoman took a sip of the water in the gourd and sprayed it at the man's face, then slapped his face in an attempt to wake him up.

Yun Xiaoman screamed for a while, but there was still no movement, and when there was nothing to be done, he faintly heard a voice not far away.

"I didn't drink too much, you don't have to help me!"

"Not much? Big brother, you've vomited all the way! ”

…………

When the two drunks walked next to Yun Xiaoman, Yun Xiaoman said, "Hey, two big brothers, someone fainted, can you come over and help?" ”

The two drunks walked past Yun Xiaoman carelessly, heard someone asking, looked back, and unexpectedly saw Yun Xiaoman's slender posture, and temporarily became evil.

"Yo, this chick is good, it's in the wilderness, it's not cheap for our brothers!" The two of them looked Yun Xiaoman up and down with an obscene look.

Saying that, the drunken Chaoyun Xiaoman walked over, and a drunk man stretched out his hand to touch Yun Xiaoman's face, and was slapped by Yun Xiaoman: "Don't mess around, believe it or not, Lu Yuan will come back later, so you can't eat and go around!" ”

"Yo, this chick is quite strong! Lie to the ghosts, who is there in the wilderness! The two drunks laughed.

Yun Xiaoman looked at the fallen man, and stammered: "Warning you, don't mess around, look, he, he... There are tattoos! ”

"The man is down, and there is nothing to be done! We also have tattoos, would you like to see them? ”

"Come on, chick, play with your brothers." The two drunks pounced on Yun Xiaoman as they spoke...

"Help! Don't touch me!! Yun Xiaoman's eyes were closed tightly, and he screamed in shock.

Yun Xiaoman, who was at a loss, could only scratch with his hands in front of him, desperately resisting!

Seeing that Yun Xiaoman was about to fall into the clutches of the devil, a sudden gust of evil wind arose, covering the clouds and closing the moon, making it difficult for people to open their eyes.