Bai Wuchang conjured a mourning stick in his hand, and Hei Wuchang conjured a soul-snatching rope in his hand, and the two of them strode towards the old man: "Old monster, today my brothers will tell you to scatter your soul!" ”

When the black and white impermanence were about to use a killing move with their weapons in hand, a golden light fell from the sky: "Xingjun, slow down!" ”

An old man with a white beard flashed in front of him with a book in his hand.

"Book God, Pu Songling! Why are you here? Lu Yuan asked in surprise.

Pu Songling smiled and said, "Hahahahahaha, Xingjun hasn't seen you for a long time, don't come to harm!" ”

Yun Xiaoman tugged at Lu Yuan's shirt and said in surprise: "Pu Pu Pu... Songling, is Pu Songling who writes about Zhai? ”

Lu Yuan nodded to Yun Xiaoman, and then jokingly said as if he had seen a friend: "Lao Pu, if you don't write a book on it, what will you do down?" ”

"I've been away from the world for hundreds of years, and this time I have business to do, so I will visit the world by the way." Pu Songling said with a smile.

"Brother Pu is really interested, envious!"

"Where, Brother Lu, are you sure this is the human world and not the demon world?" Pu Songling asked with a little doubt.

When Lu Yuan heard this, he smiled and said, "Why did Brother Pu say this? Of course this is the world! ”

"Then why are there so many demons and foxes on the street, all of them are scantily clad and charming......

"Stop! Brother Pu, these are women in the world, but they are proficient in makeup. What age is it now, unlike when you were unmarried, living in a simple house and hiding in the boudoir. Now it advocates equality between men and women, and sometimes even the status of women is a little higher than that of men. ”

"Is that right, Xiao Man?" Lu Yuan turned his head and asked.

"This is true!" Yun Xiaoman nodded.

"Really? The world has changed so much in hundreds of years! Pu Songling sighed.

"Lao Pu, don't fight the tooth sacrifice, tell me why do you stop me from accepting this demon?"

"Xingjun, don't worry, listen to me slowly, this person's name is Jian Yuheng, this is a character in my book, but I inhaled a little fairy energy in the sky, and I have an independent consciousness, because my obsession is too deep, I am looking for the heroine in the lower realm, and strive to continue the frontier!" Pu Songling said and looked Yun Xiaoman up and down.

"Hey! What to see! Lu Yuan pushed Pu Songling.

Pu Songling said with a smile: "I see, this young lady looks quite similar to the heroine Lin Yanran in the book, so he will come here, this is also a kind of chance!" ”

"Oh~ Then she is really beautiful like a flower, no wonder he is so infatuated..."Yun Xiaoman stroked his hair and said narcissistically.

The audience suddenly froze for a few seconds......

Lu Yuan continued: "Lao Pu, you also wrote him too badly, the characters in your book have complained!" People have been admitted to the top prize for her, what do you want to do! When Lu Yuan said "her", he pointed at Yun Xiaoman.

"That's it! It is! Yun Xiaoman echoed.

"No, this person has never won the championship in his life!" Pu Songling shook his head and said with a smile.

Yun Xiaoman was surprised when he heard it and said, "I'll go, another version will come out!" Tell us how you wrote this story! ”

Pu Songling couldn't help but burst out laughing when he saw Yun Xiaoman, who was in a hurry: "Hahahahahaha... The Book of Heaven must not be leaked! In fact, infatuated people are often the most selfish, in fact, he is not reluctant to give up the other party, but he is unwilling to give up the self in love! ”

"Well, no more talk! The inconvenience caused to you by this monster in the past few days, I can't accompany you, I'm going to take him away, and there will be a period after the star monarch! ”

After Pu Songling finished speaking, he opened the book of heaven in his hand, and the old monster gradually turned into a string of words and flew towards the book, and kept reading in his mouth: "The depth of love, the depth of love, who else can I be." The depth of love, the depth of love, who else ......"

When the monster disappeared completely, Pu Songling closed the book of heaven, and when a golden light was about to disappear, Lu Yuan suddenly remembered something.

"Lao Pu, stay!" Lu Yuan hurriedly shouted!

Hearing only the sound of "clang", Pu Songling fell to the ground: "Oops, I fell to death!" Nandou Xingjun, I just stepped into the heavenly realm with one foot! Can you not brake so suddenly! ”

"I'm sorry, Lao Pu! My phone is broken, you know, my phone and my mana are tied together. Now that my phone is broken, I don't have any mana! Don't you know how to fix it, help me take a look! Lu Yuan handed the phone to Pu Songling with a flattering expression.

Pu Songling opened his mobile phone and looked at it: "Oh~ Your mobile phone has been infected with a virus in the world." Besides, the defense ability of this mobile phone is too poor, once this virus invades, it can't be repaired at all, it's scrapped, let's replace it! ”

"But this is the phone I just bought, what a virus, such a cow X!" Lu Yuan asked in disbelief.

“emmmmmm… Erotic poison! Pu Songling looked at Lu Yuan and Yun Xiaoman's eyes and said.

Yun Xiaoman's face flushed like a blush when he heard this, and Lu Yuan didn't dare to look directly at Pu Songling and said embarrassedly: "But I don't have any money, I can't afford to buy a new one!" ”

"Do you still need money for this relationship? It just so happens that this is the phone I just bought, and I gave it to you! You can't buy it in the mortal world, I can go back and buy another one! ”

"Thank you, it's so bright, Lao Pu!" Lu Yuan was as happy as a child with his new mobile phone.

Pu Songling walked over and patted Lu Yuan's shoulder, revealing a teasing smile: "Xingjun, don't worry!" This phone defense system is awesome! I won't fall for the "love poison", I'm leaving, you take it easy! ”

"Lao Pu! Believe it or not, I'll kick you to death! As soon as Lu Yuan raised his foot, Pu Songling disappeared with a golden light.

"Wow, new phone! Brother Yuan, let's change it! Yun Xiaoman took out his mobile phone and handed it to Lu Yuan.

"I'll go, you'll be stupid! Besides, I'm not an ordinary mobile phone, don't change it! Lu Yuan didn't appreciate it, and tightly protected his mobile phone on his chest with both hands.

"Please, if you don't change it, then lend it to me for two days, just two days! Don't be so stingy..."Yun Xiaoman turned on the coquettish mode.

Lu Yuan looked arrogant: "No, no, no, no, I can't say no!" ”

"Hmph, eat me, live me! You can't even play with your phone! Stingy, boring! Yun Xiaoman pouted and became angry.

Lu Yuan saw that Yun Xiaoman was angry, thought of his own situation, offended the boss and had no good fruit to eat, and immediately changed his face: "Look, if you play badly, my mana is gone, how can I kill demons and demons at that time?" How else can justice be upheld? How else can I protect you? ”

Yun Xiaoman's mood instantly improved when he heard Lu Yuan's sweet words, and he said in a heartfelt manner: "Who uses you to protect, I am also a person with mana, okay, once!" ”

"Okay, grandma, you're good, come on, I'll cook a few specialty dishes for you myself, treat you well!" Lu Yuan saw that Yun Xiaoman had passed the stubble, so he pushed the boat down the river.

"Yes, yes! I like to eat braised pork ribs, sauerkraut fish, flavored eggplant, and sweet potato..."As soon as Yun Xiaoman heard about it, he immediately became excited again! The character of a foodie is revealed.

"Xiaoman, I didn't expect your acting skills to be quite realistic! That chicken blood! ”

"Where, where, it's better for you to cooperate!"

"Little Man give me five!"

"To your sister!"

"No swearing!"

"Did I say that?"

"Nope."

The two of them went upstairs with each other......

The black and white impermanence saw this ambiguous scene and was also interested, and they had already left on their own.

Author's Note:

Although it is a play within a play, there will be truth in the fake, and there will be fake in the real.

Also, if one day you bump into a stranger and pull you to tell you a story, remember, don't just listen!

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