0298 Tearing up with the system
"That's where it goes."
"That yellow skin definitely doesn't know the ten immortal marshals with names and surnames in the book of ten thousand immortals! But I can't stand the many relatives of others, and the relatives are calling friends to attract more than 100 wild immortals, and the five elements inside the Huhuang, white, willow and gray and the five elements outside the osprey *** are all gathered! Came to us for revenge!"
"Fortunately, some of them still abide by the rules set by their ancestors."
"Otherwise, we're going to have to die! Those fuck-and-ass are even more fucked! After leaving us behind, we explored the reality of those immortals, and turned around and ran away! ”
"Then we came back in embarrassment...... Alas! ”
Yu Xiangrousi shook his head helplessly, it stands to reason that he is a yin walker, he is not treated anywhere, and he has no heels to rely on. If it weren't for the fact that his family background was really thick enough, he would have died of weakness a long time ago.
"Don't panic, when you get better, my brother will accompany you to Jichun City for a trip to help you get your face and field back! Kill the majesty of those shady people! ”
Didn't it mean that the entire Kanwai provinces had been removed?! Where did this guy come from? Isn't Jichun City affected by the other side flower like Songdong City? After all, the flower has a fatal attraction to many things! Or maybe the underworld has sent a yin messenger to maintain order in the yang world!?
What makes the difference with or without this bunch of rice buckets!?
Yu Xiang saw that I didn't look like I would give up if I didn't avenge him, and hurriedly said what she thought in her heart: "Brother, don't you think it's strange?!" Who killed that yellow skin!? Why did another yin errand suddenly appear and kill the unjust soul of the yellow skin when we were negotiating things!? I feel like there's a conspiracy behind it, but I don't feel like it's not aimed at us. ”
"You're right!"
It's not a calm day recently, and I analyzed according to the habits of the wild immortals: "There's nothing wrong with this yellow skin, hundreds of dead deeds are ruined, and it's reasonable to slander people to worship him." When these people are bad, you should also understand that they are all unprofitable goods that cannot afford to be early! ”
"I can't figure out that the yellow skin was actually killed by them!"
"Then I wanted to use the yellow skin to make some trouble, but I didn't expect the yellow skin to talk to humans, so I was angry and killed the killer."
This failure hit the shredded meat very hard: "Brother, I still feel that something is wrong." I've been hospitalized for the past two days, and the little fat man told me everything that happened to you, do you think this matter has anything to do with the other side of the flower? ”
"Possibly."
I pulled out a chair, sat in front of the bed, helped Yu Xiang Shredded Pork peel an orange, and handed it to him: "When your body is well, then our brothers and sisters will go to Jichun City to see what the situation is."
"Okay."
Yu Xiang shredded the orange petals, turned his head and saw me in pajamas, who was picking bananas for him, and was attracted by my endless charm: "Brother, why do I feel that you are handsome again!" Especially the two pinches of beard on the chin, it looks like you are more mature! Have you been in a decadent style lately? ”
"Decadent uncle! One day, I danced a romantic waltz on the tightrope on the edge of life and death, if it weren't for your brother and my big heart! It's crazy!"
I handed him the banana and got up and walked outside the ward: "I'll go first, I'll come back to see you in a few days, and when you're well, we'll go."
"That's right!"
I thought of something when I was picking bananas, and now that I think about it, I stopped and said: "Do you study and study whether you know anyone who has real skills and dares to play with his life, and we have to strengthen and expand the lineup recently." Things will definitely be indispensable in the future, and we will definitely not be able to do a few busy jobs. ”
"Okay, I'll go back and research."
Yu Xiangrou made a note of what I said
"Gone."
……
Fang Fatzi and I walked out of the hospital and stood at the door of the hospital, and Fang Fatzi brought me a cigarette: "Brother Yi, on the cusp of this storm, the shredded meat suddenly had an accident." Could something be staring at us? ”
"Hoo ......"
I took a deep puff of cigarette and replied, "It's very possible, you can let your daughter-in-law be with your sister when you go back." Let's go back and let the two of them pack up and go to live with Lao Zhou, so that we can go out and do something in the future without worries. Right! And has the money arrived?! ”
"It's here!"
A few days ago, Fang Fatzi's eyes would be 100% golden for a million huge money, but now, Fang Fatzi's mentality has changed, and he has begun to feel that money is something outside his body, and he doesn't need to take it to heart.
"Okay, let's keep it with you first!"
Anyway, there is no shortage of money now, and there is no hurry to activate these funds.
"Ding!"
I was just about to go down the stairs of the hospital gate when the system beep suddenly sounded.
"Waterfa!"
I was so frightened by her that I couldn't settle on my front feet, so I hung down.
"Hahaha......"
The system mother ridiculed me, and then said solemnly with a tight voice: "Is the host going to the underworld?!"
"Aren't you supposed to send a mission?! Yu Xiangrou, the captain of the thunder brigade, was injured! Why don't you trigger the quest? What are you thinking about letting me do in the underworld?! ”
I was helped into the car by Fang Fatzi, and I broke with the system's mother in my heart: "Is this the other side flower just solved?!" I'm so strong now! Why don't you trigger the follow-up quest in the future?! Strike while the iron is hot, there is wood!? ”
"Huh? Are you strong now? ”
The system's mother sighed lightly, and her tone was more or less disdainful of me: "Host, the recognition of King Qin Guang in your body has disappeared, if you don't go to the underworld to enter the Yin Bad Register, the Yin Bad Breath will get weaker and weaker day by day!" It is quite possible to degenerate to nothing at that time! ”
"Waterfa?! Why didn't you tell me sooner? ”
In my heart, 10,000 Cao Nyima are galloping: "You are a system!" Do you still have to obey the rules of the yang world?! Shouldn't you coax me to all kinds of pretenses and all kinds of flights? Yes? What's your system? I'm going to go to the relevant departments to sue you! I'll sue you for cheating on the host's feelings and wasting the host's time! ”
"Don't just babble about something!"
The mother of the system couldn't help but lose her temper and sprayed me on the spot: "You still want to sue me?!" You have a little conscience, okay!? Why don't you look at how someone else is a host? People are either hard-working or tough, and they know how to pretend to be forced! Look at you again! I can't even pretend to understand it! What else can you do? What else could you be?! Nothing! Bah! Stench! ”
Waterfa?!
It is my lifelong dream to be a salted fish!
I continued to theorize with her in my mind: "How do you want me to pretend to be a force!?" What's there to pretend to be? What should I do if I pretend to be sick!? How good it is to be a salted fish! If you have something, you can do it, and if you have nothing to do, you can bask in the sun and lie down! How nice! What do you have to pretend to do?! ”
"I'll just ask you if you're going!?"
If the system mother selects the "Duck Listing Award", she will definitely be able to win the gold medal of the year, and when she saw my skin, she directly enlarged her move: "If you don't go, forget it!" Wait for your yin aura to be worn out! I'll send you a quest! You see, if you don't die by then, it's over! Day by day! With whom?! ”
"Oh! Are you scaring me?! ”
"What's wrong with scaring you!? If you have a temper, you will kill yourself! See if I can let you die and it's over! ”
"Ouch! It's not time for you to feel sorry for me and say you love me!"
"Fuck off, uncle! As such a gentle character as a system mother, I shouldn't have cursed! But the host you are too cheap! Don't use any equipment in the future! You just killed the ghost, how easy it is! ”
The system mother is like a shrew, if she has a real body and a physical body, she will definitely have to pull a shelf with me, fall down, and can't stop scolding me: "I won't continue to talk to you slut!" The day is set! Just tonight through the coffins to the underworld! If you have to go! Just wait to die! ”
"My phone is out of gas! Hung up! ”
"Doodoo ......"
The mother of the system is cute and learns the busy tone of the phone and pretends to be dead.
"I'll fuck you!"
I slammed the car window in anger, almost smashing the window without the strength to smash: "This stinky old lady is getting more and more excessive!" You're waiting for Lao Tzu to become awesome one day! It's sure to break your waist and break your legs! The rib fan is broken! ”
On second thought, going to the underworld is not necessarily life-threatening!
After all, I've streamed live twice as a living person!
Oh yes! Am I shaking M!? Why did she finish scolding, I still have a little expectation for the underworld in my heart?!