0299 Prepare to go to the underworld
There is a saying in our country's long-standing culture and scholarship.
It is to divide the world into three realms, namely the heavenly court, the human world, and the earthly government.
It is also believed that people have souls, and everyone has three souls and seven souls, at least before the Zhou Dynasty, people believed that people had souls. After death, the soul of the spirit returns to the heavens, and the spirit of the spirit returns to the earth, explaining the evolution of the person's previous life, present life and future life with the soul and spirit, and divides the spirit world into three realms: the earthly world, the heavenly court of the heavenly gods, and the underground spirit of the earth.
In fact, it is the 5,000-year-old Zhiwei culture in China, and it is the eighteen-layer hell that accommodates hundreds of rivers, Taoism, and Buddhism.
In the previous dynasties, it was recorded that there was no underworld earlier, and the Yellow Emperor sent Yinggou, that is, the killing god of the originator of zombies, to guard the Stygian Sea. The Stygian Sea is the predecessor of the underworld, and the changes in the vicissitudes of the sea are only in the thoughts of people.
To listen to Liu Shancong's meaning, the prefecture moved once, from the South China Sea overseas Yingzhou to the foot of Mount Tai in the land of Qilu.
As for.
What does the underworld look like.
What hell looks like.
Nobody knows.
But what is it about man that other species can't have?
Wisdom and imagination.
In the early years, according to the Buddhist theory of the Eighteen Hells, some people made picture albums depicting the tragic scenes of hell, with noses and eyes. Going back a period of history, someone in traditional opera wrote the story of "Sima Miao's trip to the Difu to break the Three Kingdoms". And the most famous of the top ten Yamas, "Yama King Bao Zheng", is a well-known figure, so there has never been a lack of stories for the underworld.
After all, in "Journey to the West", there is a story of Sun Dasheng making trouble in the underworld, hanging and beating black and white impermanence, kicking bulls and white horses, tearing up the book of life and death, and mentioning the story of Lord Yama slapping his big mouth with a wishful golden hoop stick.
There is also the words of King Jizo Bodhisattva that have been passed down for centuries: "Hell is not empty, and you will not become a Buddha." There are countless netizens on the Internet who evaluate whether the strength of the underworld is more awesome or the heavenly court is more powerful because of the worldview of the concept of "Journey to the West".
It comes down to it, it comes down to it.
The veil of mystery on the face of the underworld is getting thicker and thicker.
It's like a belly pocket that covers my privacy, but this belly pocket made me like to mention the "bride" tonight.
The most unanimous point of view of all people, going to the underworld is no different from dying.
I'm not exempt from vulgarity, although I haven't been to the underworld, but I've seen ghosts in Zhennima! And King Qin Guang's projection of his old man appeared in front of my eyes, and the "lackey under the seat" Sima Tongzhao directly approached me and asked me to go live broadcast.
It should be said or not, the ghosts in the underworld are far from being comparable to the various ghosts wandering in the yang world. This is like a landlord who is old and wealthy, and the other is a down-and-out family who can cultivate less than three acres of land, and there is a class gap properly.
Human life is divided into three, six, nine, and so on.
I didn't want to become a ghost after death, so I was divided into three, six, nine and so on.
It's weird, it's weird!
I asked Fang Fatzi to send me home, and after he pondered how to spend the million dollars to make money and left, I bought myself a bottle of 60 degrees stuffy donkey with two chicken feet and a bag of drunkard peanuts, ready to get drunk in the daytime.
I really haven't been drunk yet.
What if I don't have a chance in the future?!
I don't know if it's because my mother is in the way of it, or if my physical fitness has been strengthened, and alcohol is difficult to erode my brain, causing this wine to become more and more sober the more I drink.
I raised my glass to take a sip of white wine, threw a peanut into my mouth, and the melancholy poem of the moment was depressed: "Raise a glass to invite Mingyue, and ...... to the ghosts and three people."
"Bang!"
I slapped my glass on the table and smashed it to a thin screeping glass, and the wine splashed all over the table. I pointed to the roof of the shed as if I was pointing at the thief, and pointed at Sang and scolded Huai and yelled: "Hell, you fuck you!" When Lao Tzu died, he didn't return to the underworld! Now I'm panting and alive! You're still letting me go to the underworld!? ”
"I'm a big living person and I'm going to the underworld! You can't let people arrest you on the spot!? Don't treat me like a guinea pig when you're done! ”
"It's really not safe to go there rashly!"
"Sima Tongzhao, Sima Tongzhao! Why don't you urge me to broadcast live? I'm going to hug my thighs in advance and understand the habits of King Qin Guang!"
"Tell me what you're doing with all this bullshit?! Isn't he fragrant when he stops and disappears?! I have to go to the underworld for naturalization. ”
"Uncle! I haven't lived long enough!"
I mentioned the remaining half of the bottle of liquor, drank it all in one gulp, and hiccuped and wanted to play "drunk" with the system mother: "What about the dead system?" Come out and talk to me! It's okay to discuss countermeasures! ”
"Ding!"
The system chime silently soothed me.
As soon as the system's mother spoke, it was the old Zuan system: "Just this sesame seed-sized thing, you still want to drink yourself to death?!" A trip to the underworld doesn't cost you your life! I'm really convinced of you! How can you be so fickle? How hard did you chop your fingers two days ago? Is it okay to take it out and be a man?! ”
"The feelings are rendered in place, and chopping off your own fingers is purely accidental."
I didn't want to brag about this matter to show how strong I was, and when I saw that the system mother took the initiative to take care of me, I hurriedly asked: "System mother!" What's going on in this underworld now? Do I use to wear a shroud? Do you need to buy an urn or something, just in case!? We've got to be safe!"
"No, just take your body directly, at that time, I will hide the smell of living people on your body, and then stimulate the yin aura to cover your whole body, so that you will be a yin in the eyes of external ghosts, and you will not be associated with living people."
The mother of the system first stabilized my blind chicken's heart, and then said the situation of the underworld: "The underworld is not as lifeless as you imagined, haven't you ever broadcast live, and those ghosts are also very naughty when they play the barrage in the live broadcast room!" Don't think that if you go, you will be beheaded by the autumn queen, and the five horses will be divided. ”
"Moreover, after the king of the earth and the Bodhisattva of the earth, the land of Beiyin, the queen of heaven and the earth of the earth, and the gods of the prefecture such as Tuniangniang, came to the era of the ten halls of the Houdifu. Adhering to the principle of drastic restoration, the ideal is to make the underworld a more suitable place for ghosts to live and work in peace and contentment, avoid population expansion after reincarnation, and try to keep output and recycling equal. ”
"A few years ago, the Difu has built twelve aerial high-speed rail tracks and the construction and renovation of the ten old main cities, and now the Difu is more modern. Among them, King Qin Guang vigorously proposed the development strategy of engaging in entertainment and rejuvenating ghosts, so that the entire underworld had an extra joyful atmosphere out of thin air, which was quite interesting. ”
After listening to her description, I doubted life even more: "What the hell is your high-speed rail in the air?!" What the hell are you renovating this old city?! Engage in modern city construction!? You don't need to look for feng shui!! I think I can do it! ”
"But the Meng Po of the bridge is annoyed when Meng Po, or you can consider this profession! This system mom is very flexible! When the time comes, change the fear value to the excess value, and let's start all over again! ”
The system mother really doesn't leave me with a way to live!
What does Meng Po do?
Do you need an explanation?!
The one standing next to the Nai He Bridge with a broken wooden barrel in his left hand and a rusty iron spoon in his right hand scooped Meng Po soup for people, and the ghost who drank Meng Po soup would forget everything.
Therefore, the profession of Meng Po can be given a modern word.
Round-the-clock 24-hour production line of iron beating workers!
Whoever loves does it! Am I uncomfortable living?!
"I'm not going to do it! It's good to go to the underworld to broadcast live directly, but I don't want to take root in the underworld, it's really not interesting! ”
I scratched my head and asked tentatively, "It seems that you are very familiar with the underworld!" What's the matter with the King of Hatred?! Can you give me an analysis!? ”
"It's hard to tell him about it."
Mother System hesitated for a moment before continuing: "He is the leader of the younger generation of the underworld, and he is also a person who is sandwiched between the left and right wings of the underworld, and he also has a bad personality. Just like the ones you know, in the eyes of outsiders, the king of hatred is particularly strong, especially face, and very sharp. ”
"In the beginning, all the injustices of the underworld were first under the control of the king of Yama. Later, he was returned to the king of resentment, and he brought the Yangjian Law to the prefecture to implement reforms, conducted a ghost census in Xudu, and also engaged in land construction and communicated with the Yangjian to engage in import trade. ”
"It's funny, too."
"He succeeded in getting the ghosts of the underworld to smoke cigarettes in the sun."