Saying that, by noon, the sun was shining, the years were quiet, and it was time for Lu Yuan and Yun Xiaoman to eat.

"Hey, I haven't tasted in my mouth lately, and what I eat doesn't smell good." Lu Yuan held his cheek with one hand and looked at the dishes on the table with worry.

"Sir, you have irregular menstruation! No, it's wrong! Endocrine disorders! Yun Xiaoman deliberately teased.

Lu Yuan glanced at her and said, "Then how to cure it?" ”

"Uh... Look here! Yun Xiaoman took out his mobile phone and opened a mukbang video.

"My damn, this thing looks so rude, this is the rhythm of eating people! Amitabha, sins and sins..."Lu Yuan made a Christian prayer gesture.

"Don't care if people eat or not, do you have an appetite?" Yun Xiaoman asked.

Lu Yuan swallowed his saliva and said, "Don't say it, it's really hey, what is the principle?" ”

After that, Lu Yuan's appetite suddenly increased, and he took off a chicken leg and gobbled it up while watching the video.

"Uh... It's a principle to watch little pornography with you men. Yun Xiaoman picked off another chicken leg and gnawed it down.

"Oh~" Lu Yuan pointed at Yun Xiaoman with a chicken leg with a suddenly realized expression.

"Oh~" Yun Xiaoman also pointed at Lu Yuan with a chicken leg, with a clear expression.

At this moment, I only heard a thunder "boom" in the sky, like five thunders hitting the top!

The black cat was so frightened that it fled and hid, as if it had been burned in pain, and the smoke was gone.

Yun Xiaoman was also so frightened that he hurriedly squatted down and hid next to Lu Yuan: "Heaven and earth are spirits, and there are debtors and debtors." Miss Ben is a kind-hearted, naturally beautiful, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, cars and car tires, if you have something to do, don't come to me..."

"Hey, did you think I'm right?" Yun Xiaoman tugged at Lu Yuan's sleeve and asked.

"Hey, you have a word!"

"Hey, big brother!" Yun Xiaoman suddenly tugged, and Lu Yuan's arm naturally drooped.

Yun Xiaoman raised his eyes and saw that Lu Yuan was sitting there as quiet as a virgin, his eyes were closed, like a dead thing, and he subconsciously touched his body temperature, cold and stiff, and immediately panicked: "Lu Yuan Lu Yuan!" Hey, wake up! Asleep? It's not going to die! ”

Yun Xiaoman trembled and stretched out his index finger and put it on Lu Yuan's nostrils to try: "It's good to breathe!" Scared the hell out of me! ”

After about five minutes, Lu Yuan suddenly woke up, took a long breath, and found that Yun Xiaoman was holding his cheeks with his hands, and his eyes were looking at him in a daze.

"Wow, you're finally awake! What happened to you just now? Yun Xiaoman asked curiously.

Lu Yuan pretended to be relaxed, picked up the bowl, took a bite of the dish and put it in his mouth, and said, "Oh, I just received the will from above, and there are stars in the heavenly court, so I was ordered to go back immediately." ”

The more Lu Yuan calmed down, the more he seemed to be hiding the unusual experience just now.

"A trip back? How many days are you going? Yun Xiaoman asked.

"Uh... It won't be long before the chaos subsides. ”

"Oh."

Lu Yuan suddenly put down the dishes and chopsticks, muttered for a while, and said, "Xiao Man." ”

"Huh?" Yun Xiaoman tilted his head and looked at Lu Yuan.

"Give me one of your hands."

"What?" Yun Xiaoman stretched out his right hand and handed it to Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan immediately took out a blazing blue fireball from his pocket and put it on Yun Xiaoman's hand.

"Hey, I don't even feel the heat at all!" Yun Xiaoman said with a look of surprise.

"This is a ghostly fire, it will not be extinguished when it encounters water, it will not burn when it encounters light, it will burn demons and evil spirits, remember, it can only be used once a day, and it will be kept in your pocket for survival."

"Okay, I see, thanks!" With that, Yun Xiaoman put the Netherworld Ghost Fire into his pocket.

"Also, it's best not to go out these days when I'm away!" Lu Yuan said.

"I won't let the door out, I'm not bored at home..."Yun Xiaoman pursed his resentful little mouth and said coquettishly.

"Don't you still have a stinky cat at home to accompany you, a few days of patience will pass, and when I come back, where do you want to go! Not just for a few days, remember! ”

"Well... Listen to the leader's arrangement! ”

After speaking, the two looked at each other and smiled.

Subsequently, Lu Yuan turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared in front of Yun Xiaoman, leaving only one sentence echoing in the room: "It is often said in the world that "little farewell is better than new love", I have never seen it in the past, how about a small test now?" Hahahahaha......ha

Yun Xiaoman couldn't help but blush when he heard this, and he wanted to catch Lu Yuan but had nowhere to catch him, so he had to take off his shoes and throw them up, scolding: "Get out of your grandma's legs!" ”

Although Lu Yuan left jokingly, Yun Xiaoman always felt a little uneasy, and stared at the windowsill alone in a daze, recalling all kinds of things that happened in the past.

It is said that in the past few days after Lu Yuan left, Yun Xiaoman often lay on the rocking chair and stared at the sky in a daze, and when he was bored, he got up to move his muscles and bones, did yoga, cleaned up the housework, and when he was tired, he lay on the bed and played with the cat.

It's not just watering flowers on the balcony when the weather is good, or lying on the sofa to eat snacks and watch the videos recorded before, the most boring time is to start a live broadcast and chat with netizens to be funny, so Yun Xiaoman spent a few days bored...

Until one day, an uninvited guest, with shaggy yellow hair and quick movements, was standing and looking around the store, and sneaked in quietly when no one was looking.

At this time, Yun Xiaoman was lying in the room reading a book, and the black cat curled up next to her seemed to notice something, her tail stood up in a daze, and she jumped and walked towards the door.

After a while, there was a cat's scream: "Meow meow..."

Yun Xiaoman dropped the book after noticing, and immediately ran out, only to find out that a weasel was tearing the neck of a black cat in his mouth.

Yun Xiaoman was in a hurry to pick up the broom and run to the weasel left and right to open the bow, and after a few rounds, the weasel couldn't parry, so he had to flee...

The smoke of war dissipated, leaving only a black cat lying on the ground, covered in blood and dying.

Yun Xiaoman dared to run over to check the black cat's injuries, and found that its neck was bitten out of a fingernail-sized wound, and the blood was not stopping.

Yun Xiaoman was extremely anxious when she saw it, fortunately, she often sewed up wounds, and she was also half a doctor.

Yun Xiaoman picked up the injured black cat and ran to the room, took out the medicine box from the cupboard, took out a bottle of iodine wine in it, and bandaged the wound with gauze after dressing the black cat.

Yun Xiaoman held the black cat wrapped in bandages in his arms, stroking and comforting: "Hey, the hurt is in your body, and the pain in my heart is in my heart!" ”

"Meow~" The black cat suddenly replied delicately, and then curled up in Yun Xiaoman's arms, seeking gentle shelter from women.

"Yo, look at you poor thing!" Xiao Man took the opportunity to kiss its forehead.

"Xiao Man, Xiao Man!"

At this moment, a familiar shout suddenly came from outside the door.

"Who?" Xiao Man asked as he walked out with the black cat in his arms.

"Who do you say! Dead ghost, I can't hear it! Really! ”

"Xiao Ran, a rare guest!" Yun Xiaoman saw an old acquaintance, a girl with a mushroom head and a sportswear.

"Are you busy today?" Xiao Ran asked.

"I'm still busy, I'm bored to death."

"That's right, go up the mountain with me!" Xiao Ran walked over and took Xiao Man's little hand and said.

"Climb the mountain, uh... But..."Yun Xiaomanyi was also annoyed at home, but when she remembered Lu Yuan's instructions when he left, she was still worried.

"Don't do it, you can go with me, go... Good dear! Xiao Ran shook Yun Xiaoman's little hand of friendship and sprinkled coquettishly.

"Uh... Good... bar. Yun Xiaoman was so enthusiastic that she had no choice but to agree.

"But I'm going to take it with me, I'm gone, and there's no one at home to take care of it." Yun Xiaoman looked at the injured black cat and said.

"Meow~" The black cat immediately responded.

"Wow, what a spooky cat!" Xiao Ran said.

"What's weird? It's cute! Xiao Man said.

"Haven't you heard? It is often said that the black cat is a messenger from hell, and it is easy to recruit unclean things. ”

"Nonsense! I'm a psychic to summon ghosts, are you sarcastic about me? Forget it, go on your own! Yun Xiaoman shook off Xiao Ran's hand, obviously a little angry.

"Teasing you, why are you still angry! We grew up together, who doesn't know who, am I that kind of person? Well, take it with you, one more it's not much, one less it's no less. Xiao Ran said.

"Well, this is my best friend, hehe..."Yun Xiaoman revealed her trademark smirk.

After speaking, Yun Xiaoman closed the door of the store, put on her little pink gourd, hugged the black cat and got into Xiao Ran's car, and the two galloped away...