Chapter Twenty-Seven: Encountering a Black Cat on the Way Home
"Both, my mission is complete, let's leave it at that." The God of Wealth said.
Lu Yuan stretched, yawned and said, "Okay, I haven't slept all night, I'm so sleepy!" ”
Yun Xiaoman put his cheek on one hand and said to himself: "I spend money, I am happy, this sentence seems to make sense." ”
Lu Yuan and the God of Wealth looked at each other and smiled, and the God of Wealth said, "Goodbye two, thank you for your walnuts!" ”
"It's time for a bumper harvest of walnuts next year, remember to come often!" Yun Xiaoman said with a smile.
"Okay! Don't forget to give me a discount next time! The God of Wealth said.
"Must drop!" Yun Xiaoman replied.
"I won't send you away, Caibo Xingjun." Lu Yuan said goodbye.
"Bye-bye!" Yun Xiaoman waved his hands goodbye.
With a golden light and shadow, the Wealth Silk Star Monarch disappeared, and the God of Wealth hat on Yun Xiaoman's head also disappeared.
"Ahh
Lu Yuan swooped unhurriedly, hugged Yun Xiaoman's waist, and hugged Yun Xiaoman in his arms.
Yun Xiaoman made a false alarm, snickered, and snuggled his head on Lu Yuan's shoulder, like a clingy cat.
After the two landed, Lu Yuan saw a breakfast shop next to him, and there was a steaming xiaolongbao at the door of the store, which aroused the cravings in his stomach, and he swallowed his saliva involuntarily and said, "Boss, people want to eat baobao." ”
"The bag is not delicious, my sister will take you to eat something else, obedient, good!"
"No, people have to eat bags, they have to eat bags..."Lu Yuan dragged Yun Xiaoman's hand with both hands.
In the face of a big man being coquettish, Yun Xiaoman was obviously a little unable to support it, wiped the sweat on his forehead and said, "Okay, good, eat, eat!" I can't help it! Xiao Man reluctantly took out a hundred bills from his pocket and gave it to Lu Yuan.
"Thank you boss!" Lu Yuan took the money and ran into the breakfast shop happily like a child.
Lu Yuan bought two bags of buns, a bag of celery meat filling and a bag of shrimp filling, and handed Yun Xiaoman a bag.
"Gross~ take it! Those of us who often do human dissection can't eat this, so take it! Yun Xiaoman covered his mouth and said.
Seeing this, Lu Yuan immediately retracted it, thinking: "So sensitive! As for it..."
The two of them had just walked not far when a cat with black and blue eyes came across and rushed to the bun in Lu Yuan's hand, "Meow Meow...".
"Hey, don't eat it yourself, throw it one." Yun Xiaoman said.
At this time, Lu Yuan's mouth was stuffed with buns, he couldn't speak, and he shook his head busively...
"Oh, don't be so stingy." Yun Xiaoman snatched a bun from Lu Yuan's hand and threw it to the black cat.
Who knew that the black cat was bought with a bun, followed by Yun Xiaoman, who was reluctant to leave, rubbing on her trouser legs, revealing infinite ambiguity.
Yun Xiaoman was instantly flooded with love by it, held the black cat in his arms, and stroked: "Do you want to go home with me?" ”
The black cat seemed to understand Yun Xiaoman's question, and replied "Meow~".
"Hmph, you ate my buns and want to go home with us, tell me quickly, what are your intentions!" Lu Yuan asked, pointing at the black cat.
"Are you crazy? What can a cat do. Yun Xiaoman glanced at Lu Yuan.
"Hehe, too." Lu Yuanhan said with a smile.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."
After finishing speaking, Yun Xiaoman picked up the black cat and walked forward alone.
"Hey, wait for me!" Seeing this, Lu Yuan hurriedly chased after him......
Saying that, late at night, Lu Yuan and Yun Xiaoman were both asleep.
"Squeak~"
With a slow sound of the door opening, the black cat that was picked up by Yun Xiaoman walked into Lu Yuan's room with arrogant steps, and jumped onto his bed.
At this time, Lu Yuan's limbs put on a "big" character and fell asleep without noticing.
The black cat walked to the head of the bed and squatted down, looked at Lu Yuan with fierce eyes, and couldn't help but sneer: "Heh! ”
"Lu Yuan, I didn't expect you to have today!" Suddenly, a male voice came out of the cat's mouth.
The black cat circled around the head of the bed twice, as if to examine Lu Yuan before death, and then lay down next to his pillow, sharp fangs showing from the side of his mouth, and sharp claws sticking out of the soles of his feet.
"The great revenge will be avenged, hurry up! Lu Yuan, go die! ”
The black cat pounced on Lu Yuan like a hungry tiger, thinking that it would all be over...
Just as the Grim Reaper grabbed Lu Yuan, the black cat seemed to touch an invisible power grid barrier, and was immediately bounced away, accompanied by sparks and lightning, screaming again and again: "Meow meow meow ......"
As everyone knows, this is Lu Yuan's golden body protection body that works, and when he is defenseless or unconscious, his passive skills will be activated.
At the same time, Lu Yuan, who was asleep, was awakened by this sharp and piercing scream, suddenly opened his eyes, sat up, and saw a black shadow rushing out of the door.
"What's that?" Lu Yuan looked dazed, saw a large wet piece on the side of the bed, touched it with his hand, sniffed...
"I'll go, cat pee! Where to run, little brute, see if I don't kill you! Lu Yuan was so angry that he copied a broom and chased him out.
When the black cat saw Lu Yuan's menacing approach, he immediately panicked, and squeezed in through the crack in Yun Xiaoman's door in a hurry, and Lu Yuan didn't think much about it and chased after him directly...
"Okay, you, dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head, see that I don't slaughter you little beast!" Lu Yuan picked up the broom and beat it indiscriminately, and the black cat was forced to fly up and down all over the house, screaming again and again...
"Hey, hey, what's the early morning! Who let you into my room! Yun Xiaoman, who was awakened, didn't care about his clothes and didn't cover his body, and scolded Lu Yuan.
"It's it, it's peeing on my bed." Lu Yuan glanced at Yun Xiaoman's charming pink pajamas and stammered.
Seeing this, Yun Xiaoman immediately retracted into the quilt, pursed his lips and said, "Huh... Isn't it just a pee, what's the fuss, as for such a big fight, besides, you haven't wet the bed since you were a child? ”
"I'm ......, I'm " Lu Yuan looked aggrieved.
"You, you, you...... What you! Surely you've too! ”
At this time, the black cat walked up to Yun Xiaoman with a trembling and pitiful look and called "meow" coquettishly.
"Oops, my little cutie is scared!" Yun Xiaoman picked up the black cat and comforted him.
"Alright, let's get out of here, see what it scares my cats, really!" Yun Xiaoman got out of bed and pushed Lu Yuan out with one hand.
"Hey, hey, no! Why can it get in but I can't? ”
"Because you're not as cute as it is!" Yun Xiaoman closed the door with a "bang".
After Lu Yuan was pushed out of the door, he was angry in his heart and began to complain: "Cute? ”
"Where's the cute thing that doesn't slip in the dark?"
"Besides, can you eat cute?"
"I'm pitiful and no one loves!"
"At the very least, there has to be a first-come-first-served one, why is it so good for it!"
"It's always a tomcat, be careful!"
"I'm going, I'm not as alive as a cat!"
Lu Yuan complained all the way......