Chapter 6 My Grandmother Was a Juicer

At 12 p.m., Fudan Affiliated Hospital.

Li Xianyu was lying in the temporary ward, his face was depressed, and he was infusion with a needle in the back of his hand. There are very few people in the hospital at this point, and the corridors are quiet, and sometimes nurses or patients walk by.

"How are you feeling?"

"It feels like I'm going to die. Li Xianyu's voice was still hoarse, and he coughed violently twice from time to time.

Grandma sat on the edge of the bed, frowning slightly, unable to figure it out: "Impossible, the luck is correct, the rhythm of the breath is correct, your father was the gate of heaven that I opened back then, how did I get to you." ”

Li Xianyu sighed faintly: "It's not your fault, it's the world's fault." ”

He looked at his grandmother beside him, his heart was very warm, he was sick, and having someone by his side was the best healing for his soul. If he didn't have his grandmother, he would have to stay in the hospital alone and couldn't sleep, because he had to keep an eye on the drip bottle all the time.

After being forced to interrupt the vomit, Li Xianyu had symptoms such as dizziness and cough, fever, etc., and was almost scared to pee at the time, thinking that he was going mad.

Then there was an opportunity for the heroines to sacrifice themselves, yin and yang, three points into the hole, and the young heroes were resurrected with full blood.

There is no woman by his side, only a grandmother. I had to take a taxi online and let the driver take him to the nearest Fudan Affiliated Hospital and hang up the emergency department.

After the doctor checked the symptoms, he was determined: "Haze poisoning!"

"Huh?" Li Xianyu felt that his three views that had not yet been re-established had collapsed again, and he hurriedly said: "Doctor, I want a blood test, if you can, it's best to do a B-ultrasound." There may be a big problem with my body, such as the meridians are broken, the dantian is broken or something. ”

The doctor said, "Throat discomfort, dry cough." Increased nasal discharge, dry eyes, and high fever, in addition, there is no other pain or abnormality in the body, this is haze poisoning, I also want to ask you, although the red haze warning is today, it is not severe poisoning, did you take out the air purifier at home and lick it?"

Li Xianyu didn't believe it, he had to take a blood test if he was alive or dead, and the doctor followed him.

After the blood test report came out, there were no other problems.

It's really smog poisoning.

It's really not my grandmother's fault, it's the world that's wrong.

This time, the pot on the back of the world is finally not black.

Li Xianyu muttered: "Grandma, you have slept for twenty years, and after you wake up, the world has changed a lot, perhaps, we are in an era of the end of the law?"

The human mouth is not an air purifier, it cannot automatically filter the poisonous gas in the air, and when it is inhaled, along with the ingestion of spiritual power, the toxic substances in the air are also frantically inhaled, dozens of times that of usual.

Practicing qi to the point of haze poisoning, how can the world's qi practice be embarrassing?

Absolute coercion is the era of the end of the law.

Grandma said: "Miasma has existed since ancient times, let's change to a feng shui treasure tomorrow." ”

Li Xianyu covered his face silently: "You don't understand, the haze has spread all over the country." ”

My dream of cultivating immortals has just begun, and I have already died.

Stumble!

Grandma frowned: "Is that so, ouch, I slept too long this time, I have never slept for so long before." When I woke up, the world was a different place. ”

Li Xianyu: "You didn't sleep like this before?"

Grandmother: "After the death of every great-grandchild, I will fall into a deep sleep, at least a few months, more than a few years, and the great-grandchildren will give me a little energy before they die, I usually wake up by myself, and then go to the descendants of the Li family." This time I was sealed, and it wasn't until the bead entered your body that I was awakened by your blood. ”

Li Xian Yuxin said, I thought you were slippery every time you appeared.

It turns out that not every appearance is slippery, this wave is earned.

Grandma said: "But sometimes I can't sleep, I have to be responsible for educating the next great-grandson, I didn't sleep when your father was in office, your grandfather died early, and I began to train your father when he was very young, and he respected me very much." ”

Li Xianyu: "......"

In other words, my dad has had kidney losses since he was a child?!

"Beads are something. ”

"The carrier of my host war spirit has merged with your body. It can only be taken out with a secret method, or you die. Grandma encouraged: "You have to learn to practice qi as soon as possible, so that you can sacrifice and refine the spirit bead, and when you can blend with its spirit and flesh, you can awaken the bloodline." ”

"Huh?" Li Xianyu was stunned for a moment, does this mean the fusion of soul and flesh in the will?

Spirit bead + body = spirit and flesh blend?!!

Dad, your Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher, right?

All of a sudden, it's boring.

......

At half past two in the morning, I took a taxi back to my residence, the high fever had subsided, and Li Xianyu, who was physically and mentally exhausted, fell asleep.

When he woke up the next day, the pain in his waist was accompanied by the strangeness of his throat, and he felt unwell in many places, so he did not go to class and called the head teacher to ask for leave.

As soon as the head teacher heard his weak tone as if his body had been hollowed out, he immediately agreed, and told him to rest and remember to see a doctor.

Throughout the morning, in addition to teaching her grandmother how to use her mobile phone and play games, Li Xianyu lay down at home to rest.

"Hiss~ Grandma, my waist hurts very much, it hurts when I sit for a while, you are too much. Li Xianyu was lying on the sofa, and her grandmother was sitting next to her head and playing with her mobile phone.

When he woke up this morning, he had heavy bags under his eyes, and he looked like he was overindulgent.

She said casually: "It's good to cultivate for ten years, and if you want to raise your kidneys, you should work hard to practice qi." ”

"But come on, my throat is still itchy now, and the smog is poisoning. As he spoke, he coughed a few times and asked, "It doesn't hurt to practice qi and waist?" I understand, as long as I have spiritual power to supply you, you don't need to drain my energy. ”

"Wrong. Grandma flicked her fingers on Li Xianyu's forehead, "Qi practice will make your body recover faster." ”

Li Xianyu had an ominous premonition in his heart: "How to say it." ”

Grandma glanced at him, was silent for a moment, and said slowly: "I said that Qi training and bloodline abilities are two systems, and the basis of the contract between me and you is the power of the Li family's bloodline, which belongs to the bloodline system." Today, I am like this mobile phone, which has a variety of functions, but it is turned off due to insufficient power, and all functions cannot be used. ”

"So how do I turn it on?"

"Waiting for you to wake up. ”

"Well, then your power ....." The ominous premonition was even heavier.

"Yes, it's not spiritual power, it's your essence and spirit, and the kidneys are the place where the essence is hidden, of course, the first to bear the brunt. So you wake up today and feel your waist hurts and you feel mentally exhausted. After you control the Qi training, you can greatly alleviate this kind of physical and mental exhaustion, but the deficit of the body is irreversible, because my power consumption is far faster than the speed at which you cultivate the aura, for example, I am like a computer, but the charger is not the original match, but the mobile phone charger, so the great-grandchildren have always been unable to make ends meet. Every great-grandchild of mine inevitably suffered from kidney deficiency and mental breakdown. ”

"Ancestor.... Ancestral kidney deficiency?" Li Xianyu's face turned pale.

So die early?

No wonder the dead ghost father in the will said that he may not have an heir in this life.

At this moment, he has a deeper understanding of the sentence "Grandma is a grinding goblin".

No, not just grinding goblins.

My grandmother was a juicing girl.

"Grandma, you're going to lose me like this. The corners of Li Xianyu's mouth twitched: "I can be born, I really have God's favor." ”

There are too many slots, he doesn't know how to vomit, first sympathize with his mother, then sympathize with his grandmother, and then sympathize with him from generation to generation.

Grandma scratched her head and said distressedly: "Speaking of which, my Li family's descendants are thin, and I have to carry this pot grandmother." ”

Li Xianyu cried and fainted on the sofa, "Grandma, I'm still a child, I haven't made enough friends, I don't want to lose my kidney." ”

Grandma comforted: "Then quit the woman." ”

Li Xianyu: "......"

Ya Yan Butterfly, Ya Yan Butterfly, I have seventy-two concubines in the three palaces and six courtyards.

suddenly understood why his biological father cried for three days and three nights in the will, and it was difficult to cry if he didn't want to cry with such an old ancestor.

In that case, why do ancestors inherit grandma again and again?

It can't be a big chest and a big buttocks, and it's as beautiful as a flower.

Grandma should not be snapped, right?!!

Grandma has lived for more than a hundred years, and she can easily see through Li Xianyu's thoughts, and said quietly: "When you have the supreme power, you won't take it to heart if you have a kidney loss." ”

Li Xianyu also followed and said: "Can I return the goods, I don't know if Shunfeng has a netherworld express business." Or grandma, you are wronged, sleep for another ten years and eight years, and I will work hard to have a son to inherit you?"

When Grandma heard this, she pounced, grabbed Li Xianyu's neckline, and said angrily: "Don't think about it, I don't want to be sealed, since you woke me up, you have to be responsible for me." ”

Li Xianyu said: "Then there is always a way to treat kidney deficiency, modern medical treatment is very developed, but I can't count on it, is there any panacea in the bloodline world." ”

"Don't always think that ancient things are good, times are always evolving, aren't they? Grandma thought for a while, put her index finger against her lower lip, and made a memory: "I remember that your father often took a medicine to treat kidney deficiency, and the name was "Xun Kun Xuan Yi Yi" capsule. You go to the pharmacy and it should work well. ”

Li Xianyu was overjoyed, took a few Grandpa Mao from the drawer, and went downstairs with a smoke.