The next day, Li Xianyu took her grandmother out to buy clothes, she couldn't wear men's clothes all the time, Li Xianyu made a long list, in addition to clothes, there were daily necessities. When Li Xianyu asked her grandmother if she wanted to buy an aunt's towel, her grandmother was stunned for a long time.

"Well, I'll put it another way, the menstrual incident is still not coming. He said.

I don't think I will come, otherwise the eldest aunt who has lasted for more than a hundred years will be terrible to think about.

In those years, the grandmother flowed the eldest aunt, can you store a pool?

Li Xianyu was cut in the neck by his grandmother with a knife, when he went out, his neck was still crooked, and he had to thank his grandmother's men for mercy, otherwise he would die before he could succeed the Li family.

Now he has a little spare money in hand, and the inheritance left by his biological father is not enough for him to become a rich man, but 200,000 yuan is enough to live a very enjoyable petty bourgeois life in Shanghai.

Li Xianyu took a taxi directly to take his grandmother straight to Nanjing Road Pedestrian Street, which is the most prosperous commercial street in Shanghai. Together with the Bund, it is a must-visit place for tourists from other places.

Along the way, my grandmother was lying by the car window, excitedly looking at the Shanghai market through the car window.

"The Oriental Pearl Tower, when I saw it, it had just been completed, and it was the tallest building in Shanghai. Now there are several taller than it on the side. ”

"Are the roads so wide, and the houses where people live are so high.....

"Isn't Pudong a poor country where birds don't poop, I haven't been here for more than 20 years, and it's so prosperous. ”

She chattered and said a lot of words, lamenting the rapid changes in the Shanghai market.

The taxi driver couldn't hold back and asked, "Where is the girl?"

What she said was upside down, I didn't understand it at all, the master was a local, if I remember correctly, the completion date of the Oriental Pearl Tower was about 95 years, and the little girl was not born at that time.

Pudong was indeed an area where birds didn't poop more than 20 years ago, but you don't look even 20 years old.

The most confusing thing is her tone, as if she has not asked about the world for more than 20 years.

Grandma said crisply: "Jingshi." ”

“..... Oh, it turned out to be a native of Beijin. It took the driver a long time to understand. And he said, "What did you mean more than twenty years ago?"

Grandma was about to speak, Li Xianyu hurriedly said: "She likes to joke, ha, haha." ”

Laughing awkwardly.

He tugged at his grandmother's cuffs and motioned her to shut up with his eyes.

I'm not worried about the secret of "The War Spirit of More Than a Hundred Years Ago" being leaked, but I'm worried that she will be treated as a psychopath.

It was not the morning rush hour, the road was in good condition, and half an hour later, we arrived at People's Square.

Li Xianyu pulled her grandmother out of the car, squeezed into the crowd, and admonished: "Grandma, don't mess up in the future, I have been dead for a hundred years in the Qing Dynasty." ”

"Got it. ”

Grandma is still very well-behaved, she will occasionally be willful, but most of the time she is very obedient. So far, that's the case.

"There's a question I'm curious about," Li Xianyu pulled up her grandmother's soft wattle to prevent her from running around like a wild dog, and said, "Grandma, how many exes have you had?"

"Count your words," Grandma recalled, "six." ”

Li Xianyu trembled, and his face turned pale.

One hundred and fifty years, five terms, on average, each great-grandson is almost thirty years, why is my ancestor of the Li family so short-lived?

Grandma sighed and said, "For some reasons, I don't live long." But don't be afraid, as long as my grandmother is still here, I can protect my Li family's incense for a hundred years. ”

Li Xianyu suddenly panicked.

Li Xianyu took her grandmother's hand and walked in front, and her grandmother followed suit, looking left and right with great interest, sometimes attracted by the tour bus, sometimes attracted by the food in the hands of tourists, and sometimes looking at the colorful store signs in a daze.

It's like an impatient boyfriend dragging a curious and fun-loving girlfriend.

If there are couples kissing on the street, she will probably blush and spit out, but in fact, the social atmosphere is not so open, and there are very few couples who can really kiss on the street as if no one is around.

Li Xianyu remembered his childhood and adolescence, when he was a child, his adoptive parents would take him to the pedestrian street every month to buy clothes, and the family of four was happy. As a teenager, he was the only one with his sister.

My sister is an ice slag, and it's always Alexander to be alone with her.

Li Xianyu trembled under her sister's obscenity for many years, and after her life was revealed, she immediately moved out to live alone and escaped from her sister's clutches.

He took his grandmother to buy a lot of women's clothes, the style is mainly conservative, Li Xianyu's favorite little shorts, pleated short skirts, camisole shirts, and off-the-shoulder outfits did not buy a single one.

Grandma is reluctant to wear such revealing clothes, I think more than 20 years ago, generally conservative women rarely wore such revealing clothes, so this era has become uncute in the eyes of grandma.

After shopping around, I finally remembered that I didn't buy underwear, so I took my grandmother to buy underwear.

She is familiar with women's underwear, so she won't shout to wear a belly pocket or something, after all, she wore it more than 20 years ago, but modern women's underwear makes grandma panic.

It's either lace or hollowout, and it's even more excessive to hang out the erotic underwear openly.

Li Xianyu forced her to buy four or five sets of lace and hollow underwear, and her grandmother blushed and muttered: "I hate this era, wearing such shameless clothes." ”

Li Xianyu didn't have time to deal with her broken thoughts, and stared intently at the label of the bra, well, grandma is 34D.

It's a good amount of milk.

After buying clothes, he was ready to go home, he was not in good health today, and his waist was empty, and he could not recover by sleeping.

In the past, I got up every day and dried three "rods", but today the rods are soft.

I saw a family selling old yogurt on the side of the road, my grandmother insisted on eating it, Li Xianyu paid for two bottles, this kind of yogurt tastes average, the price is expensive, and the price is very low, so people who come to travel from other places will buy a few bottles to try it.

Grandma has never eaten yogurt, and she was conquered by it at the first bite, the sweet and sour taste exploded in the taste buds, squinting happily, and there were white milk stains on the corners of her mouth, "It's delicious, I like this era again." ”

Iron-clad grandmother, a bottle of yogurt for the times.

"Let's go Wang Jingze, when you know Tmall and No. 1 store, you will like this era more. ”

"Who is Wang Jingze. ”

......

Tomorrow is for class, and when he gets home, he teaches his grandmother how to use some basic appliances. Although grandma is an ancient, fortunately, she is not an ancient, she has the foundation of modern life, and she can understand it with just a few simple explanations.

Li Xianyu then found the last eliminated mobile phone, which was still usable when fully charged, and gave it to his grandmother.

"Li Xianyu, I'm going to teach you the method of practicing qi next. After taking a bath, my grandmother, with wet hair, sat cross-legged on the sofa and called out to Li Xianyu, who was eating chicken.

"The method of practicing qi?" was stunned for a moment, the whole person became excited, he didn't want to eat chicken, and his expression was excited: "Cultivating immortals." ”

"Cultivate you big-headed ghost," Grandma said angrily: "Refining and refining qi, refining qi and transforming gods, and practicing qi is a skill that human beings have explored." In ancient times, the ancient demon bloodline found that when the physical body reached a certain level, the body would produce a sense of qi, which was a kind of energy produced in the cells, exercised in a special way, and could feed back to the physical body, and the qi and essence were mutually beneficial. When the sense of qi is strong to a certain extent, it can also extend various abilities, and unlike the ability inherited from the bloodline, it is a system outside the power of the bloodline. ”

"This is also the only supernatural ability that humans can master, and it is difficult for ordinary people to refine qi sense because their cells are not strong enough. If the ancient demon bloodline wants to awaken the power of the bloodline, practicing qi is the best way, it can stimulate the awakening of cells, so as to harvest the power that sleeps in the bloodline. ”

In ancient times, people did not understand the method of practicing qi, so there was a saying of refining and refining qi, and through exercising the body, the cells produced a sense of qi, which was the original way of practicing qi.

With the continuous improvement and development of Qi training, future generations can practice Qi without tempering their bodies (only for bloodlines).

Throughout the ages, the methods of practicing qi have been similar, with advantages and disadvantages, but the gap is not large.

The core of practicing qi is to breathe in, breathe in aura, let the viscera resonate, first temper the viscera, and then temper the body, from the inside out, the inner fist takes this path.

Li Xianyu opened the window, allowing the aura of heaven and earth to pour into the room, and according to what his grandmother said, he sat cross-legged on the ground with his five hearts facing up.

Grandma taught him the secret method of qi training that has been passed down from generation to generation by the Li family, the core formula: open the door of heaven and close the door.

Open the gate of heaven to collect the congenital, and close the door to guard the fetal breath.

Practical practice: levator anus will be closed**, and the intention is to open the Baihui acupoint.

In layman's terms, it is to shrink the chrysanthemum and open the brain.

Tightening chrysanthemums is easy to do, and every man has had the experience of tightening chrysanthemums.

As for how to open the Baihui acupoint, leave it to grandma.

Opening the Baihui acupoint is the most important step in practicing qi, which is called opening the gate of heaven. The recipe is very simple, you can learn it, but it is difficult to open the Baihui acupoint, unless there is a master of qi training to assist you, otherwise ordinary people will not be able to open the Baihui acupoint at all.

If you don't open the Baihui acupoint, the aura will not be able to be incorporated into the dantian.

Therefore, there is a saying since ancient times: immortals touch my top, and knot gives immortality.

When Li Xianyu breathed according to the formula, her grandmother stepped forward, stretched out her slender jade hand, and stroked the Baihui acupoint on the top of Li Xianyu's head.

Li Xianyu, who was closing his eyes, only felt a heat on the top of his head, as if a warm current was rushing in, and he was stimulated by it, and a warm current also rose in the dantian.

The two warm currents converged in the middle dantian, and then with the rhythm of his breathing, he traveled through the meridians of the whole body, and in the practice of qi, Qi walked through the twelve meridians, called Xiao Zhoutian. Walking through the twelve canons and the two veins of Rendu, it is called the Great Zhou Tian.

Grandma held this position for an hour, and it was not until the Qi in Li Xianyu's body passed through a big week that she withdrew her hand and gasped slightly.

Li Xianyu gradually got better, exhaling the spiritual power of the outside world to nourish himself.

"Qi training qualifications are very average. Grandma thought worriedly, opened the potato chips, clicked and took a bite, and the little worry was suddenly forgotten.

Potato chips are so delicious, I like this era so much, my eyes are squinted like crescents.

This process lasted until half past ten in the evening, when the fog was shrouded outside the window, and the room was quiet, and the grandmother was attentively guarding the side.

At this moment, Li Xianyu's breathing suddenly became short, and his breathing rhythm was disrupted.

"Whew!"

"Whew!"

Like a drowning man thirsting for oxygen, he gasped a few times, opened his eyes suddenly, and came back to his senses from the silence, his eyeballs were bloodshot, and his voice was hoarse: "Grandma, I may have gone crazy." ”