The street full of flowers is full of flowers, and we are in the time of our youth, smirking, just smirking. When the spring breeze blows on his face, he can't tell whether it's a smile or a sad face. Forget it, forget it, whatever! People who have love in their hearts are the most persistent!

Wearing a veil, watching me perform a shadow puppet show, the warm light sprinkled on your face, is your gentle years.

Youthful beauty! It's wonderful! I want to die in your arms, Peace! Easy! What a peace!

In late autumn and early winter, the full moon, the sea blue night sky is dotted with stars, and the bustling streets are lit up.

Only on the gloomy rooftop, a young man in a maroon coat and light blue jeans, with his arms on his legs, squatted on the edge of the roof. The thumb of the young man's right hand is in his mouth, looking up at the vast starry sky, from time to time there is a foot of white hair that is more than a foot long is lifted by a trace of cool breeze, there is a kind of affectionate youthful charm, it seems that everything around him is ignored, and he feels like a wonderful person in the starry sky picture that night.

I don't know how long it took for the boy to turn his head, and the breeze twisted one side of his hair around his angular face, showing infinite melancholy.

The young man only showed a pair of peach blossom eyes that seemed to be smiling and crooked, which made people look at it, and did not feel a trace of fox-like weirdness, but his eyes were full of affection, as if he was saying goodbye to someone.

Now this is goodbye, where to meet.

After a while, he turned his head and stood up, and the teenager, who had the proportions of the male protagonist of a Japanese anime, kicked down with his feet and jumped over, and the boy fell into the abyss like a dragon entering the water.

In an instant, the night sky was from south to north, as if it was cut by a laser, leaving a crack like a heavenly river!

It didn't take long for the street below to be surrounded by three percent inside and three percent outside, surrounded by an iron bucket, most of the vehicles were detoured, and in the center of the crowd there was a girl kneeling on one knee and a teenager lying on his side in an S-shape, and if you looked closely, it was the teenager who jumped off the roof just now.

After a while, the young man's eyes opened slightly, his eyes stagnated slightly, accompanied by a slight cool breeze, and a faint fragrance of flowers wafted into his nose, thinking: Is this the ghost official in front of him who has come to seduce the soul and ask for his life? Am I already dead? But I don't look like a fierce ghost, but like a fairy, can't I be in heaven?

I saw that the girl had black and bright hair, with a few handfuls of hair on the right side, three pigtails of blue, red and black, orange eyeshadow set off her clear eyes, which looked particularly smart, and there was a sesame-sized tear mole on the side of the left eye, which was simply the finishing touch on the beauty picture!

The girl looked at the boy with a look of wonder, blinking her eyes from time to time, like blue waves, and her long eyelashes were full of gentleness unique to women.

The girl circled around the boy and watched, with a palm-sized pink gourd on her body, with a ringing bell, and the blue musk was lush, really so-called, the flower fragrance was delicate, and the silence was drowned.

"Am I dead, are you an angel or a devil?" The young man asked with his lips slightly open.

The girl picked up her pink gourd and took a sip, wiped the corners of her mouth, smiled slightly, revealing an inexplicable sense of mystery, and suddenly stretched out her right index finger, frightening the young man to close his eyes, thinking that she was going to perform a gong, who knew that she just made a "shhhhhh

Seeing this, the young man let out a sigh of relief and gave her a blank look.

Not long after, the ambulance whistle sounded from far and near, and the boy was carried into the ambulance, and the girl followed him into the hospital.

The girl waited outside the operating room for about two hours, anxious, looking left and right at the door, when suddenly the door of the operating room opened, and a doctor wearing glasses walked out first.

"Doctor, how is his condition?" The girl hurriedly came up and asked.

"Oh, you're his family, don't worry, it's not a big deal, it's just a few fractures, and you can be discharged from the hospital after a few days of rest." The doctor said lightly and walked away.

The girl walked into the ward, and through the bright light, she realized that the boy lying on the hospital bed was slightly different from ordinary people.

The boy's hair and eyelashes are white, he has no eyebrows, and his skin is milky white, which is a symptom of "albinism" at a glance.

"White-haired demon man!" When the girl saw the strange teenager, she thought of the "white-haired witch" in the film and television drama.

It didn't take long for the day to dawn, and the sun walked into the ward through the window, like the dawn after the end of the world, shining full of vitality.

The boy was tossed all night physically and mentally exhausted, and slept very deeply, but he was woken up by the rhythmic music in the ward, rubbing his tired eyes with his hands, only to see the strange girl last night, dancing the most popular Internet celebrity dance at the moment as if no one was around: "A person's night, where should my heart be placed..."

"Oops...... It hurts," the boy said with a pained expression.

"Yo, wake up! Where does it hurt? Where does it hurt? Let me see! The girl stopped, ran over and looked at the boy and said.

"My ears hurt... This is the hospital, can you be quieter! The boy said helplessly.

"Hey, you're a real man! People have been with you all night, alas! I didn't say a word of thanks when I woke up, and you were so angry with me, didn't you fall stupidly..."The girl said with a little reproach.

"You're stupid, I just want to be quiet!" The boy let out a long breath and thought for a moment.

"Who is Jingjing, what do you want her to do!" The girl is naughty, trying to amuse the young man who is in pain.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" The boy ignored the girl's stubble and turned sideways as he spoke.

"Hey, you say, a living person, jumping from the rooftop on the 18th floor, there is nothing wrong with it! Just some skin trauma! Tell me who you are sacred? And why did you jump off a building? The girl piled up thousands of question marks in her heart, and whispered to herself next to the roots of the boy's ears...

When the girl saw that the young man still ignored her, she said, "Oh~ I know, is it martyrdom!" The girl smiled a little playfully.

"I'm ...... Who are you, can you control it! Besides, why don't you leave! The young man couldn't bear it any longer, turned around, and said in a very uneasy manner.

"How dare you slap me! Hmph, what's the matter?,This girl doesn't serve anymore!! The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people! Good bye! Then he turned and left.

In the blink of an eye, the girl turned back and stretched out her right hand in front of the young man: "Before leaving, return the money to me!" ”

"What money?" The boy turned around and asked in surprise.

"What money? I think you're really stupid, hospitalization fees! You think the hospital was run by your family! You can just lie down and come in! Do you want to lie down and win? The girl smiled bitterly at the unworldly young man in front of her.

"I don't have any money... Who would jump off a building if you have money, besides, I didn't let you save me..."When the young man heard this, he put on a posture that a dead dog was not afraid of boiling water.

"Hey, you scoundrel, don't you want to nod your face, your aunt and grandmother I saved you with kindness, you will take revenge, I knew earlier, I should have let you cross the street, and then pluck your skin, pump your tendons, rub your bones, and finally whip the corpse for 7749 days, whip into a dry corpse, hum!" The girl felt that she had suffered a great humiliation, and was angrily scolded by gritted teeth, and after scolding, she picked up the pink gourd she carried with her and took a sip of water.

"Isn't it just spending you a few stinky money, as for the curse of people, is it so vicious!" The young man couldn't listen anymore, and said with a disdainful face.

"Stinky money? You...... Stinky and angry green! Scumbag! I'm so angry with my aunt and grandmother, give me less nonsense and pay back! "The girl is about to explode!

"If you don't have money, you have to... One life...", the boy said, still putting on a scoundrel look.

"Good for you, wolf-hearted thing! I'm going to stab you to death, pinch you to death, fall you to death......" The girl was speechless by the scoundrel in front of her, so she had to take out a small Peppa Pig plush toy from her bag, and did beating, kneading, and tearing movements in front of the teenager.

In the girl's evil fire, she suddenly had an idea, as if she had thought of something, and walked towards the young man with a wicked smile......

"Hey! What are you doing, what are you laughing at, don't come here! What are you going to do......" The young man was a little caught off guard by this sharp turn, and a chill arose in his heart, and he clutched the quilt tightly with both hands and shouted loudly.

"Are you hungry, are you thirsty, my sister will peel an apple for you to eat, okay!" The girl threw a wink and offered courtesy for no reason.

After a while, the girl peeled an apple and handed it to the young man.

"Don't eat, don't eat, don't eat!" The young man sensed that the visitor was not good, and thought to himself that there must be a conspiracy for gratuitous courtesy, and said with his head shaking and rattle.

"Take it! Don't be ashamed! The girl suddenly rebuked again.

The boy was so frightened that he instantly shook his spirit, so he had no choice but to take it and just took a bite...

"Good ha, when you are healed, my sister will take you to a fun place, okay! It's a place of splendor, stars and moons, incomparable..."The girl glanced at the boy as she described.

As soon as the girl's words fell, the boy instinctively dropped the apple in his hand to the ground...

After about a week or so, it was also a strange news that the injuries on the boy's body were almost healed, and his mental state was much better, so it was time for the boy to be discharged from the hospital...

"It's so comfortable to finally get a new lease on life!" The boy stretched.

After the boy finished speaking, he saw that no one was taking a stubble, and found that the girl was sitting in front of the window alone, frowning for a while and habitually biting her fingers, and then writing and drawing on the paper, pinching her fingers for a while, and muttering something in her mouth...

"Hey, what are you doing?" The boy asked curiously.

"Hey, little brother Lu Yuan, you're finally awake!" The girl turned her head and smiled and waved her hand to the boy, as if the old grudge had disappeared.

"Huh? How do you know my name? The boy asked in surprise.

"I forgot to tell you, except for me, the only one who comes to see you in the hospital is your landlord, it can be seen that your popularity is really not ordinary! But it really answered that sentence, poor people, there must be something hateful! The girl had a look of disdain.

"Hey... It's hard to say in a word, as the so-called world is hot and cold, and people are indifferent! Lu Yuan waved his hand embarrassedly when he heard it, and sighed disapprovingly!

"Cut, and sigh to yourself!" The girl said disgustedly.

Lu Yuan looked at the girl in front of him, and suddenly felt that she didn't seem to be as annoying as before, but a little weird and cute, and as a result, she also felt guilty about her previous verbal offense.

"Thank you!" Lu Yuan said a little shyly.

"Hehe, you're welcome, the so-called meeting is fate, and helping each other is right!" The girl said with a perfunctory smile.

"Can you show me your hand?" The girl then said.

"Hey, you can still read palmistry!" Lu Yuan looked at the girl in surprise and said as he stretched out his hand.

"No, what are you doing!" Lu Yuan watched her take out her lipstick, indiscriminately, and applied it to his fingers, Lu Yuan looked puzzled and puzzled.

The girl didn't make a sound when she heard this, but just took out a piece of paper that had been prepared in advance, grabbed Lu Yuan's hand, took out her finger to apply lipstick and pressed it up.

"That's it! You've signed the pledge, and it's legally enforceable! I can't help but admit it! The girl picked up the note and dangled it in front of the boy.

"What is this?" The boy asked even more confusedly.

I saw that it read: "Lu Yuan owes Yun Xiaoman 300,000 yuan, and he will pay it off within 2 years!" 20xx/x/x/x"

"Your name is Yun Xiaoman?" The boy asked with a confused expression.

"It's Miss Ben!" The girl replied proudly.

"Holy! How could I owe you 300,000? Is the hospitalization fee that expensive? Lu Yuan questioned Yun Xiaoman.

Yun Xiaoman took the paper that he had been writing and drawing just now and handed it to Lu Yuan and said, "If you want to deny it, take it and see it yourself!" ”

“emmmmmm… I'll go, what is written, I can't understand the Martian language! Lu Yuan glanced at it, pretended not to understand, threw the list on the ground, turned his face and said arrogantly.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry..."The girl took a deep breath and said with a smile: "Yo Yo Yo, how many adults are you, and you still play tsundere for me, right, I don't know it's shameful to pretend to be pure!" If you don't understand, it's okay, you can listen to Miss Ben slowly! ”

"20,000 yuan for hospitalization, 10,000 yuan for living expenses, 15,000 yuan for running errands, 100,000 yuan for mental damage, 10,000 yuan for peeling apples, 50,000 yuan for lost work, 20,000 yuan for forced breathing, and 20,000 yuan for fighting and hurting the liver...... A total of 300,000, and the interest will be charged at 10 times the market price until it is repaid! The girl finished all in one breath.

Before Lu Yuan could finish speaking, he had already pursed his lips and sobbed... He looked like he was loveless and said, "What does it mean to be forced to breathe?" Are you going to give me artificial respiration? ”

"Cut, think beautifully! Seeing these viruses flying all over the sky, this girl is with you in this hospital, I don't know how much you inhaled, it is not sick now, and there is no guarantee that it will not get sick in the future, so you have to compensate me! Yun Xiaoman said with a face of an unscrupulous businessman.

"You still have no humanity, God! I can't afford to live! I might as well be dead!! Lu Yuan looked up to the sky and sighed.

"But it's not like there's no other way!" The girl looked at Lu Yuan and said mysteriously.

"What a way!" Lu Yuan asked with a high desire for survival.

"What about this girl, there is a storefront, just short of manpower, if you give me a free job for 3 years, you will eat and live, and after three years, you will be free, and you will not owe each other! However, during this period, everything is under my command, and if you can't fight back or scold, how about it? Yun Xiaoman looked at Lu Yuan with a teasing smile.

"What about the third option?" Lu Yuan didn't know the bottom in his heart, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked.

"What a third option, no!! You're a little bit of an inch, give you a little sunshine and it will be brilliant, isn't it, give you a hat, and you will be a crown! Isn't it, what the hell! Yun Xiaoman scolded impatiently.

Lu Yuan thought to himself: I have no relatives anyway, and I don't have any friends, I have a place to settle down with her first, and when it is stable, let's make plans, besides, what can she do with me as a little woman!

"Well, I've figured it out, I'm ...... Choose the second option, but there is one condition, that is, no personal vendetta is allowed! Lu Yuan said with insufficient confidence.

"How did I jump off the building by myself, and unknowingly sold myself, I really fell for you foreign devil!" Lu Yuan said with a sigh while wondering.

"Come on, little girl, don't sit stupidly, go home with your uncle!" After speaking, he picked up Lu Yuan and was about to leave.

"Don't touch me! I can do it myself! Maybe it's going to take another year! Lu Yuan said as he limped out willfully.

After walking a short distance, in front of Yun Xiaoman's car, a black motorcycle with a cool shape and extremely dynamic!

"Damn, such a handsome Harley-Davidson motorcycle, hey, Yun Xiaoman, this is your car? How much does this car cost? Lu Yuan saw the thing he liked, and he couldn't hide the joy in his heart.

"I'll go! Do you think that handsome motorcycles are called Harley! You turtle! Yun Xiaoman glanced at the ignorant Lu Yuan and said.

"This is Kawasaki Ninja ZX14R, my brother Di! Ride it and fly like you! Why don't you want to go up and feel it? Yun Xiaoman looked at Lu Yuan with provocative eyes and said.

"Cut, the name of the car doesn't matter, the driving skill is the most important, let me tell you, I ride a motorcycle, I never step on the brakes when cornering, as long as I pout my butt......" Lu Yuan gushed in order to hide the embarrassment in his heart.

"Less nonsense, go up! Look, your hands are only allowed to hold my backpack, not anywhere else, otherwise..."Yun Xiaoman glared angrily and made a decapitation action.

"Got it..."Lu Yuan looked at the fierce girl in front of him and couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

After speaking, Yun Xiaoman got into the car and slammed the accelerator, only to see that she was wearing a black helmet, a black shirt, and denim shorts, revealing her slender legs and creamy skin.

"What's the fuss, come up!" Yun Xiaoman still gave Lu Yuan a red helmet and shouted.

"Oh, oh!" After speaking, Lu Yuan put on a red helmet and sat behind Yun Xiaoman, only to hear the sound of "hum", and the two of them left...

"Hey, hey, hey! You are steady!! Slow down! Slow down! Hit the brakes!! Ahhh Lu Yuan sat behind and hugged Yun Xiaoman's backpack tightly and shouted loudly.

This situation and this scene won a super high return rate on the road, like a speedboat shuttling in the sea at will, and soon, through the streets and alleys to the door of Yun Xiaoman's store, there is a couplet on the façade:

Shanglian: I'm afraid the business is too good,

Downlink: I hope the customers don't come.

A blue-black plaque was hung on the door, and four big characters were written on the plaque, "Netherworld Funeral".