"Netherworld funeral, this, this... What do you do? Lu Yuan asked in disbelief.

"What do you say, stop talking nonsense, follow me!" Yun Xiaoman replied disappreciatively.

After Yun Xiaoman opened the door, Lu Yuan cautiously followed behind her, and the eerie atmosphere in the store made Lu Yuan shiver involuntarily......

I saw that the store was full of paper people, wreaths, shrouds, paper money and other funeral supplies, and a portrait of a woman was hung in the center of the lobby of the store, on which were written the four big characters of "Nine Absolute Virgins", and the woman in the portrait wore a pure white leno, with a graceful figure and a hideous expression, which made people feel frightened.

Lu Yuan followed Yun Xiaoman inch by inch, with a hint of horror on his face, when he saw this portrait, he unconsciously stopped, and habitually put the thumb of his right hand in his mouth, and he was distracted!

At this time, Lu Yuan seemed to have changed as if he had changed, the original shy and cute young man became murderous, and his smiling peach blossom eyes also became fierce, and the cold air was pressing, as if he could make him fall into the bottomless abyss in an instant, plus the golden light above his head shrouded him, just like the legendary Da Luo Jin Xian in the world.

"Lu Yuan! Hurry up and come here, it's where you live. ”

Lu Yuan, who was in a daze, was interrupted by Yun Xiaoman's call, and suddenly woke up: "Oh, oh, where is it?" ”

Lu Yuan scratched his head and thought: What happened just now, how did you feel that it was suddenly interrupted... But no matter how I thought about it, I couldn't think about it, so I stopped thinking about it, thinking that maybe I was just a god!

"This is your room, after two days, you can move the things in the rental house by yourself, your temporary job is to clean up, tidy up things, rest today, and officially start work tomorrow!" Yun Xiaoman said to Lu Yuan.

"No, at the very least, I'm going to work when my legs and feet are good..."Lu Yuan is like a student who lacks confidence and is asking for sick leave from the teacher.

"No, the contract is here, don't say more!" Yun Xiaoman said categorically to Lu Yuan.

"Okay, go back to your room and rest, the bathroom is on the first floor, and don't go near my room!"

"Hey, that ......" Before Lu Yuan could speak, Yun Xiaoman walked into his room and closed the door with a "bang".

At this point, both of them went back to their respective rooms to rest, and there was nothing to say for the time being.

In the evening, Lu Yuan, who had just finished squinting and sleeping, went downstairs to the toilet, and after turning on the light, the dim yellow light hit these funeral goods, which was extremely cautious, Lu Yuan glanced at it, and couldn't help but shiver, goosebumps fell to the ground, and thought: Hurry up and solve it, this place is too cautious.

After Lu Yuan finished urinating, he just opened the door of the bathroom, when a cold wind blew, blowing Lu Yuan from head to foot, unconsciously deepening his fear, and walked back without looking back.

Inadvertently, he found that there was a more slender shadow next to his shadow, he stopped, he didn't dare to act rashly, he felt that something was following him behind him, and at this time there was silence all around, only the sound of the "rustling" wind.

Beads of sweat flowed down Lu Yuan's forehead from time to time, he felt a chill in his back spine, his heart beat faster, he turned his head tremblingly, and saw a woman in mourning clothes, hanging on the beams of the house, swaying in the wind......

Frightened, Lu Yuan screamed "ah", turned his head and ran, and when he ran, he didn't pay attention, he didn't know what he was mixed with, and he stumbled and fell to the ground.

Unfortunately, a blue paper man with a blush fell in front of Lu Yuan, he glanced at the paper man, and found that the paper man was smiling at him, and let out a shrill laugh of "Ji ......", Lu Yuan was suddenly so frightened that he ran towards Yun Xiaoman's room with a crawl and a ghost crying wolf!

"Xiao Man! Xiao Man! Help me! Open the door!! Lu Yuan knocked on Yun Xiaoman's door with a crying voice.

"What's the matter, what's wrong!" Xiao Man opened the door impatiently and said.

"I, I, I, I......" Lu Yuan was stunned.

"What are you! Don't get excited, speak slowly! Yun Xiaoman looked at Lu Yuan and said casually.

"...... below" Lu Yuan looked at Yun Xiaoman with wide eyes, and stammered with his finger below.

"What's wrong down there, you went to the toilet and stepped on poop?" Yun Xiaoman asked with a puzzled expression.

"No, when I went to the toilet just now, I saw a female ghost in white hanging on the beam!" Lu Yuan swallowed his saliva and said in horror.

"Fart, impossible!" Yun Xiaoman felt that Lu Yuan might be deliberately scaring himself, and scolded in disbelief.

"Really! I really kid you! If you don't believe it, go see for yourself! Lu Yuan said with a crying voice.

Yun Xiaoman saw that Lu Yuan was scared of this virtue, so he made a contemptuous expression, but he was not afraid, returned to the room and took a money sword, posed in a Peking Opera style and said, "Little ghost!" Where to run! Eat your aunt and grandmother with a sword! "Wow, ay, a............a

"Where?? Where are the ghosts? Yun Xiaoman asked.

"Well, look! It's still floating! Lu Yuan glanced at it, and was so frightened that he hid behind Yun Xiaoman and said.

"I'm really blind to your dog's eyes, my overalls are hanging there, you say it's a ghost!" Yun Xiaoman scolded angrily!

Lu Yuan took a closer look, it was indeed a white coat, and he was shocked and said, "There is still a paper figure on the ground who can laugh!" ”

"This paper man, you must have touched his fixture when you ran, did you touch this bamboo pole!" Yun Xiaoman looked at Lu Yuan firmly and said.

"Well, I think I tripped over something!" Lu Yuan felt that he might really be wrong, and replied weakly.

"Cut, a big man is still so timid!" Yun Xiaoman said a little impatiently.

"I'm not cowardly, I'm afraid......" Lu Yuan felt that he was exposing his timidity, and he didn't want to lose the dignity of a man, so he just wanted to hide it as much as he could, but he spoke incoherently.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I'll go back!" Yun Xiaoman turned around and left!

"Hey, you wait for me", Lu Yuan was so frightened that he followed closely, waiting for the moment when Yun Xiaoman opened the door, and squeezed in the door like a loach!

"Get the hell out of here!! Damn it! The old lady is not afraid of real ghosts, she is afraid of perverts! Yun Xiaoman scolded angrily.

"Just let me stay for a while, Sister Xiaoman, please, please, please! I, I, I, I... Nothing will be done! Lu Yuan pleaded.

"You swear! If there is any misconduct towards this girl, the whole body will frecerate, and the seven orifices will bleed to death, and after death, go into the oil pot and fry it into a twist, one by one! Yun Xiaoman had nothing to do with the scoundrel in front of him, so he could only curse viciously.

"I'll go, you're too ruthless!" Lu Yuan was a little confused after hearing this.

"You can't send it, you don't send it, get out of here now!" Yun Xiaoman said impatiently.

"Good! I swear......" Lu Yuan was forced to swear.

"You just sit on the couch across from you and don't move! Hear me! Yun Xiaoman warned to the landing source.

Lu Yuan immediately made an OK gesture and nodded, thinking that he could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Seeing this, Yun Xiaoman slowly calmed down, and said to the mobile phone screen on the stand: "Hello, babies, I'm sorry, I went to the toilet just now, wow, thank you for my eldest brother's yacht, wow, thank you for my sister Tingting's sports car, wow, thank you for your children's package, wow, thank you for my eldest brother's luxury package, give you care, love you, Momoda, wow..."

Lu Yuan came out in a hurry, he didn't have a mobile phone with him, and he didn't dare to go out, he had nothing to do when he sat there, he was very embarrassed, and he heard Yun Xiaoman always say, "Wow... Wow..."Lying on the sofa at a loss, scratching his head and covering his ears in discomfort......

Yun Xiaoman glanced at Lu Yuan, and when he saw that he was there, he was really embarrassed, so he made a gesture of "come here".

Seeing this, Lu Yuan knew that she was playing live broadcast, and felt that she was bored anyway, so he also wanted to participate, so he came over and sat next to Yun Xiaoman.

"Come to SB and say hello to the babies!" Yun Xiaoman joked to Lu Yuan.

"Baby, hehe...... Be careful, haha......" Lu Yuan was so happy when he heard her say this, he leaned back and smiled back.

Yun Xiaoman glared at him when he saw Lu Yuan's virtue.

Lu Yuan, who was laughing, saw Yun Xiaoman's murderous eyes, and was afraid, so he immediately stopped and obediently came over to greet netizens.

"Hey, hello babies, my name is Lu Yuan," Lu Yuan said a little shyly.

As soon as he finished speaking, the subtitles on the screen poured out like a mountain of subtitles, "Ugly stay away from Manman, SB get out, you look so ugly, garbage..."

Seeing this, Lu Yuan glanced at Yun Xiaoman and said, "I'll go!" This...... Cyber violence! ”

"Don't be angry, good girl, my sister is in charge of you." Yun Xiaoman touched Lu Yuan's hair and said with a smile.

I saw that Yun Xiaoman took a breath and calmed down, Lu Yuan quickly pinched his nose when he saw this situation, and then Yun Xiaoman said loudly to the screen: "If you don't want to see it, get out of here, manage, whoever scolds again will kick it out directly, give you face, right, what, someone who dares to scold me in my live broadcast room!" ”

As soon as Yun Xiaoman finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Lu Yuan and asked, "Why are you pinching your nose?" ”

"I thought you were going to poison it!" Lu Yuan replied wittily.

"Believe it or not, I'll kick you to death!" Yun Xiaoman glanced at Lu Yuan and said.

After Yun Xiaoman finished speaking, he saw that the IP that scolded just now was floating on the screen: "Little black powder get out, Man Man is right, we will always support you, handsome guy don't cry and stand up and masturbate ......"

In this "peaceful" atmosphere, Lu Yuan spent the first night of his life in the "Netherworld Funeral Parlor".

A seemingly ordinary unexpected encounter is often the beginning of a story.