Chapter 3 Xiao Man helps people to become a goddess
As soon as the lights go out, close your eyes and don't listen! Don't see! Black occupies all, they can't see each other, they can't see themselves.
The fear of my heart is everywhere, so I have to curl up in the corner, endure and cry, fantasize about the embrace of my childhood mother, warm and happy!
However, I had to fall asleep with this beautiful fantasy, sleep! Go to sleep! Go for a warm dream! Dream of a happy orphan!
With the arrival of dawn, Yun Xiaoman's live broadcast room is also much cleaner, the room is full of phoenixes, dragons are fine, she and Lu Yuan are lying on the sofa and the other on the table, sleeping despicably, probably because they played too late last night and slept unusually sweetly, but they were awakened by uninvited guests outside the door.
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
There was a quick knock on the door, followed by a vicissitudes of old voice: "Xiao Man, Xiao Man, is Xiao Man at home?" β
Yun Xiaoman was woken up by the shouting outside the door first, rubbed his tired eyes, and found that Lu Yuan was sleeping soundly on the table, so he kicked Lu Yuan with his foot, and muttered vaguely in his mouth: "Hey, you go down and see, who's knocking on the door, it's noisy..."
After Yun Xiaoman finished speaking, he found that Lu Yuan did not react, so he deliberately kicked hard, and Lu Yuan lay on the ground: "Did you hear it, go down and take a look..."
After a while, there was no echo, only a faint sobbing sound was heard next to him, Yun Xiaoman raised his head and saw that Lu Yuan was sitting on the ground and wiping his tears.
"Yo Yo Yo... What's the matter, it's! Poor little man, who bullied you? So wronged! Yun Xiao Mannahan looked at Lu Yuan and asked.
"Woo woo ~ I had a dream, I dreamed of my mother!" Lu Yuan grinned and cried to Yun Xiaoman.
Lu Yuan wanted to continue, but the knock on the door below rang again!
"Knock knock..."
"You go down first to see who's knocking on the door, and then listen to your mother's story when you have time, I'll go to work today, disobedient children, but I have to deduct my salary!" Yun Xiaoman lay down and closed his eyes, thinking that he was still angry to get up after such an adult, obviously ignoring it, and wanted to continue to make up for sleep.
"What an evil capitalist!" When Lu Yuan heard that she was going to deduct her salary, he suddenly sobered up a lot, stood up and made a grimace at Yun Xiaoman, who was half-asleep, Yun Xiaoman seemed to feel something, suddenly widened his eyes, looked at Lu Yuan in a daze, and ran away in fright.
"Squeak~"
Lu Yuan opened the door, and there was a mother-in-law about sixty years old standing in front of him, leading a little girl of five or six years old, the little girl was wearing a white dress, combing a double ponytail, a high nose bridge, two cute big eyes, and a small mouth, looking very cute.
But this little girl's expression looked a little different from that of other children of the same age, just staring at the front with a dull gaze, but she looked at everything in front of her as if she were nothing, and from time to time she was silly, as if she was separated from another time and space.
"Young man, is Xiao Man at home?" The mother-in-law asked with a smile.
"At home, do you have anything to do with her?" Lu Yuan rubbed his sleepy eyes.
"You just say, I'm her Aunt Chen, and I'm looking for her for something." The mother-in-law saw that Lu Yuan didn't know herself, so she said.
"Oh, then you can sit down first, and I'll go up and call her!" Lu Yuan saw that it was Yun Xiaoman's acquaintance, and politely let him in.
Aunt Chen led the little girl in, Lu Yuan gave them a seat, and ran up to call Yun Xiaoman.
"Xiao Man, Xiao Man, wake up, don't sleep, there is a person named Aunt Chen looking for you, it looks like something is wrong!" Lu Yuan pushed and tried to continue to sleep, Yun Xiaoman said.
When Yun Xiaoman heard "Aunt Chen", he immediately sat up, lost his sleep, and opened his eyes with a doubtful expression: "Aunt Chen? Oh~ I see! β
"Look what I'm doing! Go down and say hello first, pour some tea, I don't have any eyesight! Yun Xiaoman glanced at Lu Yuan, who didn't know why, and said with a boss reprimanding an employee.
"No! Little Lord! Lu Yuan mischievously made an ancient woman's gesture of asking for peace.
Immediately, Lu Yuan went down to make a cup of tea for Aunt Chen, squatted down and looked at the little girl in front of him, feeling indescribably weird, he touched the little girl's head and said, "It's so cute, what's your name, little friend?" β
The little girl looked at Lu Yuan just stupidly, and when Aunt Chen saw this, she had no choice but to take over: "Tell my brother, my name is Nan Nan..."
"Nan Nan, what a good job!" Lu Yuan looked at the little girl and said with a smile.
After Lu Yuan went down, Yun Xiaoman also got up to freshen up and simply pampered down......
"Aunt Chen, long time no see! Yo, Da Nannan is also here! Yun Xiaoman went down the stairs and yawned, looking lazy.
"Xiaoman, just got up, the sun is drying your butt! It's good to be young, feel more! Unlike us seniors, once we get older, sometimes we can't sleep if we want to! Aunt Chen smiled and joked to Yun Xiaoman.
Hearing Aunt Chen's joking, Xiao Man scratched his head with his hand embarrassedly and smiled awkwardly.
"This guy is your boyfriend, that's good! Not only is he handsome, but he is also very polite, cherish it, there are not many young people like this now..."Aunt Chen took out the gesture of an elder to comfort Yun Xiaoman.
Lu Yuan, who had just arrived, heard Aunt Chen's praise of him, tensed the smile muscles on his face, held his breath, pretended to be calm, and must have been happy in his heart, looking at Yun Xiaoman with smug eyes.
At this time, Yun Xiaoman also unconsciously re-examined Xia Lu Yuan, and it happened that the two of them bumped into each other.
Xiao Man hurriedly shifted his gaze and said with a peachy face: "Aunt Chen, how can there be!" You misunderstood, he was a clerk I hired to work for me! β
"Yo Yo Yo... You're still shy, aren't you, you can fool others, and you can fool me? I'm here. Aunt Chen said with a fox smile.
Yun Xiaoman knew that it didn't make sense, and he didn't bother to explain, so he just glanced at Lu Yuan, who was complacent on the side: Give you a look and experience it yourself!
"Aunt Chen, you're coming to me today, I'm afraid there's something wrong!" Yun Xiaoman saw that the situation was not good, and quickly changed the topic and said.
"Hey..."Aunt Chen sighed when she heard Yun Xiaoman's words.
"I don't talk all day long, I don't play with other children, I often talk to myself, the boiling water is so hot that I don't know the pain, I don't know how to get up when I fall, I feel like I lost my soul all day long!" Aunt Chen pointed at Nan Nan and sighed.
"Have you looked for a doctor?" Yun Xiaoman asked with concern.
"I looked for a doctor a while ago, and I didn't see a clue, I just said that I was a little autistic, and I prescribed her some medicine, no, I didn't see it good after eating, hey, I was really worried about her to death, and now I'm old, I don't know when I can accompany her..."
Lu Yuan looked at the cute little girl in front of him, and was indignant at her misfortune: "What about her parents? What Nannan needs most at this time is the care of his parents, even if he is busy, he should put down the work in his hand, is work more important than his children? β
"Nan Nan hasn't seen her father since she was born, and her mother is gone a few years ago..."Aunt Chen said sadly.
"Nan Nan, come and let my brother hug you..."Lu Yuan was overwhelmed with fatherly affection, squatted down and looked at Nan Nan with love and said.
Nan Nan looked at Lu Yuan and smirked, this smile was like a needle deep in Lu Yuan's heart.
"Nan Nan is so good, awesome!" Lu Yuan said and hugged Nan Nan in his arms.
"Xiao Man, let's help her, it's so small, it's so pitiful!" Lu Yuan picked up Nan Nan and said in a posture of a virgin.
Yun Xiaoman looked at Lu Yuan's sour appearance as a big man, and sneered at him: "You still need to say this, why don't Aunt Chen find me!" β
"Aunt Chen, when did Xiao Nannan start to be like this?" Yun Xiaoman didn't bother to pay attention to Lu Yuan, turned his head and asked Aunt Chen again.
"I went to her mother's grave last month to pay respects, and that's it since I came back." Aunt Chen thought for a moment and replied.
Yun Xiaoman said thoughtfully: "Oh, that's it..."
Yun Xiaoman inadvertently found Lu Yuan on the side, holding his mobile phone and taking a photo of Xiao Nannan.
"Hey, what are you doing!" Yun Xiaoman yelled angrily at Lu Yuan.
"Send it to Moments! Ask for more help! Lu Yuan replied with righteous words.
βstopοΌ No, you don't! Do you want more people to know that she is an orphan? Don't make trouble for this girl! Yun Xiaoman scolded Lu Yuan, who had not achieved enough things and had more than enough failures.
Lu Yuan looked at Xiao Nannan and thought about it, and felt that what Xiao Man said was not unreasonable, so he had to put away his mobile phone.
"Aunt Chen, I know what's going on, you wait for me downstairs first, I'll go get ready, and come down immediately." After Yun Xiaoman finished speaking, he hurriedly ran upstairs.
Aunt Chen and Lu Yuan were chatting awkwardly downstairs and looking forward to it.
About half an hour later, Yun Xiaoman's two slender and white jade feet appeared at the staircase, wearing royal blue wide-legged pants with a white shirt on his legs, combing a bun of clouds on his head, pasting a red "fire" type flower on his forehead, dotting his lips, and also drawing blood-red eyeliner and peacock blue eyeshadow, like a barefoot saintess who had just finished bathing and changing.
The only thing that didn't look like it was that Yun Xiaoman was still holding her pink gourd cross-legged, and then she stretched out her soft and boneless jade hand and said delicately: "Xiao Yuanzi, don't you come and help the palace!" β
"Wow!" Lu Yuan hugged Yun Xiaoman like a little eunuch in ancient times.
"Wow! Drag boss! Xiao Man, so beautiful, it's like a different person! Lu Yuan couldn't help himself like a nymphomaniac.
After hearing this, the smile on Yun Xiaoman's face gradually disappeared: "What do you mean, when I don't wear makeup, I'm not beautiful?" β
"Uh...... It's beautiful too! Lu Yuan said with his mouth held like a child who had done something wrong.
"Cut!" Yun Xiaoman sneered arrogantly.
Yun Xiaoman's expression changed, and he said to Aunt Chen with a serious face: "Aunt Chen, you hold Xiao Nannan, sit opposite me, remember to hug her, don't let her run around, I'll invite God!" β
Aunt Chen nodded after understanding, and sat directly opposite the portrait of the "Nine Absolute Virgins" in the lobby.
Yun Xiaoman immediately took a handful of incense, lit 3 with matches, and inserted it in the incense burner on the offering table, everything looked very familiar, and after finishing it, Yun Xiaoman sat cross-legged on the futon below, with his hands on his knees, facing Aunt Chen and his wife, and there were words in his mouth......
Lu Yuan habitually put the thumb of his right hand in his mouth, and then he saw all this in front of him and suddenly realized, it turned out that Yun Xiaoman was the legendary "goddess", and he was highly educated, and he was also half-skeptical about it, because the gods in the folk legend were like gods, and he also happened to want to take the opportunity to see it.
Yun Xiaoman read for a while, and the powder gourd he carried with him flashed, and the frequency became faster and faster.
Suddenly, Yun Xiaoman began to twitch, and the more he twitched, the more he twitched, and it didn't take long for him to faint to the ground.
Lu Yuan hurriedly ran over when he saw it, and was about to make a strong effort among Yun Xiaoman's people, Yun Xiaoman immediately sat up and said in a daze: "Why don't you leave!" β
"it!" Lu Yuan was instantly frightened to the ground by Yun Xiaoman, who had woken up.