0118 Things are not as simple as they seem

I shouted to Liu Shancong and the two from a distance of one meter.

"Explain something, leave her some experience in surviving in the sun."

Liu Shancong stood up, patted his pants without dust, and once again tried to cover up a certain fact: "It's best not to go out during the day during this time, you can't stand the sun, and it's not good for your health to be exposed to the sun for a long time." If you really want to eat, you can eat bibimbap with extremely spicy or sour condiments, so that you can barely eat a few bites, but you will not absorb the nutrients in it. ”

"Well, okay, I made a note of it."

Anan smiled and thanked Liu Shancong for sharing his experience.

"What else do you want to say no? If you don't say it, you won't have a chance. ”

Liu Shan took out the second soul detention bag from his arms as if he was doing a trick, and opened the mouth of the bag to aim at the remaining Xiao Chen's soul lying on the ground.

"There's nothing to say, it's me who didn't do a good job as a sister."

Anan rarely showed a guilty gaze, her left hand covered her chest with a faint pain, and her right hand gulped tobacco that seemed to never go out, as if her spirit had changed at this moment, a change of heart.

"Hmm."

Liu Shancong did not change his mind at the end of his life, but just had a little more sympathy from his profession. However, this trace of sympathy came to naught as he put Xiao Chen's soul into the soul detention bag, along with his official hat.

"What are you going to do next? Go back to the underworld? ”

When I arrived, the heart of the Holy Mother retreated again, and seeing that Xiao Chen was taken away, I didn't say more, but took the initiative to talk to Liu Shancong.

"Well, gotta go, it's done."

Liu Shancong took away my cigarette case without authorization, and after this cigarette box was in his hand, he seemed to have unlocked the racial talent skill, and smoked one cigarette after another, looking at it much bigger than Anan's addiction to smoking, and complained in disgust: "Ah cannon!" Next time, don't smoke Bai Wan, smoke Red Wan, Red Wan is strong, this is not choking. ”

"Some of them can be smoked, what are you picking?"

I stepped forward and snatched back the cigarette case, lit a cigarette with injustice, smoked and stared at him with slanted eyes: "What's the drop?" Tobacco is hard currency in the underworld? You can't afford to smoke chicken intestines in the underworld, can you? This guy, as if he wants to smoke himself to death, is he not afraid of lung cancer? ”

"This is really hard currency, and you can smoke two cigarettes from the sun in the underworld during the New Year's holidays, and the ones sold in the underworld are tasteless and astringent."

Liu Shan was reluctant to throw it away from smoking to the end of the cigarette, wishing he had smoked the cotton, which was quite terrible anyway.

"Okay, I'll burn two red tens for you during the New Year's holidays in the future."

I silently wrote down the terms and regulations of the underworld, it seems that it should be the living items of the yang world can not be easily brought down to the underworld, is that to prove that I have an extra golden finger, in the future, the underworld will fill the space with the back, and then go down to the underworld to bring goods and sell goods, there is a proper way to make a fortune!

TM is witty!

"Just have your words."

As soon as he spoke, Liu Shan took out a small bookkeeping book and a brush from his arms, solemnly held the book and recorded the amount on it with a brush: "Zhao Dacang owes me two red Marlboro cigarettes worth 155 Mao's grandfather."

"Do you still need to write this thing down?"

I don't understand why this force is so careful, two cigarettes should be a small profit in his eyes, not enough to worry about.

After all, when he returns to the underworld, he can be promoted to the second class!

"Remember to remember, small profits are big profits when they are gathered together."

After Liu Shancong finished keeping the account, he cautiously took the small notebook back into his arms, for fear that others would snatch it away: "What's that, I'll leave first, go back to our underworld and meet again, buddy, I invite you two to drink flower wine, the most beautiful female ghost!"

"You're an old pervert!"

I yelled angrily.

Today is really a good day, I didn't do anything, but I owe people two hundred yuan in bills, two Marlboro cigarettes, and I fought with ghosts to death.

Wait a minute!

The twin lust souls have been taken away, why hasn't the mission ended?

I went to ask the truth about the system mother with two hearts: "System mother, these twin lust souls have been taken away, why hasn't the task ended?" Why hasn't the reward been sent to me yet? I want a weapon to get my hands on!"

"Ding!"

The system prompt is the first to sound.

The mother of the system is like an old drunkard going crazy and playing scoundrels: "This mission has been changed again, and now it has been changed to the bad side quest "Little People's Big Troubles", and the core NPC of the side quest is Liu Shancong. The completion rate of this side quest is determined by how long Liu Shancong lives as a negative person, and the final reward of this side quest is calculated by Liu Shancong's achievements. ”

Waterfa!? What the hell is this?

Could it be that Liu Shancong really wants something else?

Or rather, what he wants has not been completely obtained.

Liu Shancong, Liu Shancong, what kind of yin are you?

"Wait a minute!"

I hurriedly exited to stop Liu Shan, who was exercising his exercises, from taking the next step.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Liu Shancong took a sturdy horse step, and drew a circle with both hands in the shape of a tiger and a crane playing Tai Chi, and the Taoist cultivation was just about to be stimulated, which made me so frightened that I successfully dispersed the gong, and a mouthful of saliva hung him to choke to death.

"What's wrong with you?"

Liu Shancong was at a loss with a black line on his face: "Can we not be shocked, I don't know that Yin is scared, and I can be scared to death!"

"If I go to the underworld in the future, where will I find you?"

After thinking about it, I didn't choose to ask him directly about his specific identity and so-called plan.

"You go to the city of vain, stand on the avenue and shout my name, and I will immediately appear in front of you at random."

Liu Shancong used his skills again as he spoke, and the palms of his hands were glowing with a few wisps of yin qi at first, and as time passed, the yin qi covered his two arms, and the same speed and amplitude accelerated and increased, and when he looked away, there were afterimages.

"Yinmon! Open!"

Liu Shancong burst into a loud voice in front of the two of us, and then staged a drama of a big change in the iron gate.

In me, Anan and the middle of him, there is a general family-specific anti-theft iron door, this iron door is a little transparent, did not cover the line of sight, at a glance can still see the sneaky Liu Shancong.

"Let's see you tomorrow!"

Liu Shancong clenched the doorknob, grabbed the iron door, waved his hand and promised me goodbye in the future, and then stepped into the door covered with black fog with joy, and then there was no sound, let alone a trace.

"Watts?!"

I saw this strange scene with my own eyes, and I sincerely sighed: "This Nima is different when he is an official in the underworld, and the cross-space portal has been done." What's up? How about writing this as a novel? Tomorrow I click and let the lightning slash, can I travel back to ancient times to be the emperor? The ...... of the three thousand beauties of the harem"

"Why are you so broken-mouthed?"

Anan couldn't stand my chatter, and scolded with a cold face.

"What's wrong with you? What's wrong with your brother's corpse? ”

I looked at the corpse of Xiao Chen, who had lost his soul, and I felt that this was a very difficult aftermath to deal with.

Sending it back to the morgue is definitely not going to work.

Directly pull down the crematorium for cremation, then you have to show a death certificate!

Leave it alone? Then tomorrow, the police uncle will have to come to the door and arrest me to squat on the fence, after all, Zheng Guang's matter before, the police uncle suspected me of stealing corpses.

"You help me send him home, I'll deal with the aftermath of his corpse, you don't have to worry about it."

Anan used his thin and exhausted body to pick up Xiao Chen's corpse, carry it on his shoulder, and go to whisper to the corpse sadly: "It's all my fault...... If I could be a little more optimistic, we wouldn't have fallen into such a field, I'm sorry......"

"Alas! Come on, I'll carry him on my back. ”

I picked up Xiao Chen's corpse, put it on my back, stopped in place, and looked up at the sky: "Anan, do you say that this person is a relief when he dies or is he falling into another endless ordeal?"

"Then we're alive...... Or is it dead? ”