0055 Who is beating the drum at midnight
"Don't you gaz, look at you two times!"
My eyes flashed with a tiger's divine light, I grabbed the blade, grabbed a piece of basket skin, and cut it with a deep knife and a shallow knife, the blood gushed out like a fountain, and the pink flesh was cut open from the inside to expose the outside, and there were particularly small pink pimples, one by one, and the dense phobia patient looked at it and was nauseous.
"Don't you want basketball?"
I kept my eyes fixed on the basket, put the blade down on the edge of the kang, wrapped my hands around a ball-shaped object, aimed at the wound, and pushed it outward.
An oval-shaped orb of milky white and blood-red was squeezed out of the wound and rolled down his pants to the ground, sticking to a ball of dust.
"This one is for you, and another one, squeeze it out and I'll eat it!"
I gritted my teeth and stroked the basket skin, looking for the next basket ball, and after touching it, I glared at the beads and gasped for breath, scolding while squeezing out: "I squeezed it myself, I see what else can you play with this broken system!?" Do you need to take out my heart, liver and lungs for you, and you will change a set of wolf dogs for me when you're done?! !"
"Five seconds left until the end of the Intermediate Fear Illusion ......"
The system mother is very convinced to broadcast the news.
"Don't you want basketball? Come on! I'll give it to you! Day you fuck! ”
With a basket in my hand, I questioned the man in front of me more mentally than mentally ill.
"Uh......"
The man didn't expect me to have such an over-the-top operation, and his mouth was stupid: "Karma basket, Chinese medicinal herbs, eat basket to cure all diseases!"
"I'll feed you!"
I reached out and grabbed his hair, lifted it up, and buckled the elastic basket ball upside down on his face, rubbing it from top to bottom, and the blood wiped his face, and he was still talking about eating the basket in his mouth, but when it came to the basket ball in front of him, he refused to open his mouth to eat his stomach.
"Ding!"
The basket ball was not eaten by the man, and the system prompt sounded undersounded.
"Congratulations to the host for completing the Intermediate Fear Illusion in an extreme way, the rewards are being calculated, please wait for a while."
As soon as the words of the system mother fell, the scene in front of me changed, the man disappeared first, then the basket ball that was broken, and then the tiled house, and finally my spirit fell into a deep sleep, and when I opened my eyes again, the scene in front of me had switched back to the real world, the old lady was lying next to me, pillowing my arms, her hands folded and caressing, and she fell asleep unharmed.
"Sister......
I whispered to her, then slowly pulled out my arm, put the pillow under her head, quietly jumped out of bed, covered her with the quilt, and ran back to my bedroom without moving, silently waiting for the first time to pass the intermediate illusion, what different and extraordinary rewards the system mother would give.
It's intermediate, after all! After all, it's a basket!
If you can give the ghost king a cloak, it is definitely the best and most heavenly-made.
"Don't say it, it's scary!"
I covered my crotch with both hands and made sure that my big baby hadn't lost any leftovers.
Suddenly there was an indecent thought in my mind, if I want to do something unspeakable when I get married in the future, will the system mother play this trick again, then if I play it every day, sooner or later I will be devastated by her play! The beautiful life is about to disappear!
Oh my God! O earth! Taishang Laojun is a grandfather!
Can we stop using me as a punching bag! I'm innocent!
"Ding!"
The system chime pulled me back from my emotion.
"The reward is over, congratulations to the host for surviving this illusion with an extraordinary psychotic achievement, and the rewards are as follows."
"The space backpack is expanded by 10 slots and a certificate for subsequent growth and development, which is currently at the level of primary school leaving certificate. You can upgrade the graduation certificate by completing tasks and other methods (after upgrading, there will be unexpected results waiting for the host~). ”
"The certificate level is divided into primary school, junior high school (at this stage, you can choose to transfer to high school or technical secondary school), high school (technical secondary school), and university (social elite)."
The mother of the system did not play cards according to common sense, but actually gave a reward similar to a graduation certificate, is it ...... It's because I dislike my low level of education...... Let me go back to the furnace and rebuild?
"Oh, I'm a mother! What the hell?!"
I wanted to cry without tears in my mind, opened the space backpack, and first saw that it was unlocked to 15 compartments of storage space, and then a small red notebook, the cover was engraved with the four big characters of graduation certificate, lying quietly in the space backpack.
Summoned a small notebook in his hand, this small notebook is no different from the graduation certificate of a normal school, but it is slightly smaller and darker.
I licked my lips twice and tried to open my diploma, but it didn't move, like a spell book that needed a spell to open.
"What's this?"
I poked and muttered for nearly three minutes, and found that I couldn't open my grunt, so I fell to the ground in a hurry.
"Ding!"
The system prompt sounded like it was laughing at me.
The pleasant voice of the system mother sounded: "The host level does not meet the standard for opening the graduation certificate, please don't make unnecessary attempts, and when the host level reaches the standard or completes the tasks specified by the system, it will naturally be opened."
"Then what are you giving me this thing for? Won't I just get it when I'm level enough, this still takes up a space backpack lattice!"
I'm like a child who sees a toy and wants to buy it alive or dead, and messes with the mother of the system.
However, the system mother didn't have any extra time to take care of me, and after saying a series of system measures, she went to play dead with the system prompt.
"If you don't let me sleep, you will have a basket when you are done, and you will give me this kind of rotten reward, can't you be like the system in the novel? Just give me a magic weapon, and I will become a Buddha in an instant, punch the king of Nanshan soldiers, kick the son-in-law of Beihai, and stomp my feet, even the TM bullshit god of war dare not breathe. ”
I babbled on my thoughts, lost my temper, and let it sit on the floor, lying on my own double bed without mattresses and bedding.
"What's going to happen after that? If you continue to play with this urine, you will have to be played to death sooner or later. ”
I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, and prayed to myself for peace of mind to comfort myself, after all, people must be good at comforting themselves, otherwise in such a troublesome world, I would have to scream and die alive in two days.
"Come on! Let's sleep! Living one day at a time is one day, it's a big deal to die with the system!"
I gave me one last reassurance, curled up as much as possible to provide for an alternative sense of security, and then fell asleep for less than three minutes.
Wait until 12 o'clock at night.
"Knock...... Boom...... Knock ......"
There was an annoying muffled sound of drums beating from the next room.
"Assi! What are you going to do? In the middle of the night, you beat the Nima drum? ”
My eyes were bloodshot, my teeth were cracking, I covered my ears with my hands, my mouth was vicious, and I secretly cursed the whole family who beat the drum in my heart.
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
The drummers could hear my speech, and the drums were beating like a storm and hail under the canopy, crackling and smashing into my already tight heart.
"Sunset Yin Mountain ~ Dark Sky ~"
The very magical voice next door and a different kind of weird nonsense, seeing the wall as nothing penetrated recklessly, with the sound of drums, constantly tormenting my eardrums.
"I'm going to die!"
I impatiently walked out of the bedroom, picked up a plastic bench, and went to the next door to have a friendly conversation with my neighbor who was civilized and polite.