"The dragon has returned to the sea and the tiger has returned to the mountain. The dragon can rain when it returns to the sea, and the tiger wants to sleep peacefully in the mountains. Cars and cars were cut off on the main road, and nine out of ten families closed their doors. ”

The sound of beating the drums is as dense as firecrackers during the New Year, and the singing voice is more prolonged, which seems to be isolated from all world factors, singing alone for him, and enjoying the romantic freehand here, not singing until death.

This tone is like a two-person turn, but it is not a two-person turn, there is no tone and oops at the end, but a descending tone, and every last word will be followed by a hehe, and with a serious cry caused by sadness. It is completely different from the ordinary midnight work of playing drums to "call immortals", but colludes with ghosts to carry out exclusive offerings.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

I clenched my hand into a fist, and hit the security door three times with a hammer, carefully observing the changes on the surface of the door, although I would not see through the eyes, but the yin qi produced by his singing has been attached to the security door.

"Ga ......"

The singing in the door came to an abrupt end, and there was a cry similar to that of a duck stream, full of playful embarrassment.

"Boom!"

I frowned, pretending that ordinary people couldn't see the changes in front of me, and opened my mouth to shout in my normal mind: "It's the middle of the night! What are you knocking on? You don't pick another time to do things, do you? Now they're all asleep, believe it or not, I'll call the police to complain that you're disturbing the people?!"

Playing the drum is the jargon of the industry, that is, the "dancing god" in folklore, in the superstitious industry that is not recognized by the state in Songdong, the "dancing god" belongs to the "leading boss" of this industry.

Because outside the Shanhaiguan Pass, the Northeast Shamanism has its own long and rich history, as well as religious culture and exorcism methods, and the main god of faith.

They go out to "do things", and they don't pick a time or a location.

But there must be two people, one is called the "Great God", which is the so-called "carrier", and the other is called the "Two Gods", which can be called "summoner" in the game's idiomatic vocabulary. ”

Their main method of "doing things" is generally that the two gods beat drums and sing divine words, and invite the "gods" they worship to go to the body of the great god, and use the body of the great god to exert their means, to exorcise evil spirits, tell fortunes, see a doctor, and see feng shui.

There are also great gods who go out alone to roam the rivers and lakes.

They will refer to themselves as "disciples of the horse" or the Northeast Ma family, most of which are managed by the nine-tailed demon fox black mother on Tiesha Mountain, the national teacher Hu San Taiye who was enshrined in the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and the Hu San Tai Grand, the mother of thousands of wild immortals.

This kind of person is not too bad in reality or on the Internet, but it is not accepted by Orthodox Christianity, because Taoism says that all righteous gods will not go to the human body, and these people who play drums are worshiped by some animals who have cultivated scattered immortals, such as the most famous "fox yellow and white willow gray", a little less "raccoon fairy", and again some "wolf, tiger, leopard and eagle fish".

There is another main reason, there are some "great gods" who will show madness in their daily lives, saying that they will change their faces, and they will speak in black and white.

They are the favorite targets of folk scammers.

Because of pretending to be a Taoist priest to deceive, people ask you to memorize the Tao Te Ching, but you can't memorize it, are you confused!

Moreover, pretending to be a monk to deceive, people ask you to memorize the "Diamond Sutra", you can't memorize it, are you confused again?

And "Divine Tune" has been improved by the golden classics of the two-person turn, and the number of broadcasts on local TV stations is not small, and outsiders will generally hum two sentences, and they will make it up if they don't memorize it, anyway, this thing just rhymes, and there are no crooked intestines.

It is the instinctive reaction of a liar to be able to speak, and it is more than enough to fool people who have "heart disease" and are suspicious, so it is difficult to ruin their reputation, and how can ordinary people be so easy to meet ghosts. The same is true for me, if there is no system task, it will only happen once in eight lifetimes, and if it is tight, it will kill me.

It is also easy to distinguish between the true and the false, and when the "great god" among them accepts the upper body of the "immortal family", he will have a posture of action, which they call the "god frame". Generally, when the "male fairy" is on the body, the hands will naturally be placed vertically on the knees, and when the "female fairy" is on the body, the hands will be bent and buckled on the sides of the body about the position of the kidneys.

In addition, after the "fairy family" is possessed, if they want to speak, they will pinch the beat, and when they sing the passage similar to the "divine word", they will clap their hands or make a hehehe.

With these two actions, it can be said that the "True Immortal Family" wants to speak.

If they really encounter evil things and ask the "great gods" to help them settle things, they even have a basic god frame and a series of tone and actions, and they don't have anything, then they are liars, and they will not fart blindly by beating them on the head with a stick.

When I first entered the house during the day, I saw a "person" standing in the corner of the shadows, this person must be the "fairy family" playing drums next door, who came to inquire about the news, probably because I had just moved in, and I attracted the attention of the drums.

When I start to do it in the evening, I am ready to disturb my sweet dreams, and my heart is damned!

However, there is nothing too prominent about me!

Could it be Yin Ruhua, the living dead, who first attracted his attention, and then he first tried Yin Ruhua, knowing that he was invincible, and he didn't dare to harm Fang Fatzi, so he put the target on Fang Fatman's good friend, mine.

You want to get clues from me so that you can slay demons.

If it's really based on my guess that the plot goes down.,Then there's definitely no need for more bb.,I can't beat the big guy.,You're a weak chicken who plays drums.,What are you afraid of doing? Today, the plastic bench is designated for his head to be lifted!

"Boom!"

I slammed my fist on the door again.

"Click......"

The sound of the doorknob being twisted from inside the door, and then the door was pushed out of an insignificant gap, and a faint light shone through the gap.

"Puff ......"

I calmly listened to the movement of the door, the air in the surrounding environment seemed to be still, and the sound of two irregular heartbeats was unusually clear at this moment, completely unaffected by the door.

"Squeak...... Bang!"

The door was pushed open a little more, and then the person in the door kicked the security door fiercely, and the security door slammed into me with the help of force.

"Bang dang!"

I couldn't react quickly enough to deal with the sudden change, so I could only rely on my strengthened body to make a hard connection, and my skull was still a little dazed within 3 seconds, so I subconsciously took three steps back.

"Whoa......

A soft, hard-headed, not-so-long multicolored whip swung at me from the open door, and it landed on my skull again.

"Smack!"

The whip was successfully whipped in my skull.

"Buzz!"

My head was inexplicably drawn into a state of emptiness, and all I could see were small yellow stars and planets far away in the Milky Way.

"?"

I forcefully pumped myself back with a big mouth, and it didn't take me more than 5 seconds to stabilize my mind, and I lifted the plastic bench and flashed it to the left front side.

"Huh!"

The second whip is in the air.

"your grandma!"

I grabbed the gap where the whip man was relented, lifted the bench and touched the top of the door frame, and slammed it down like a slam dunk.

"Bang!"

The plastic bench smashed into the whip man's shoulder, and as he smashed it, the man fell to the ground, crying out in pain.

I stepped forward in two steps, bent down and reached out to grab the wrist of his whip, quickly turned him over, pressed his whip hand back against his vertebrae with one hand, opened the five fingers of the other hand, pressed his head, and pressed his thigh knee down on his buttocks, completely grabbed him and spit on it, glared at him and asked loudly, "Which sect are you?" What are you doing at night? Cultivating immortals doesn't know the problem of personal cultivation? Isn't it a fool to repair? ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

He was a little beaten by my rough movements, and opened his mouth in a daze and shouted, "Let go of me!" Let go of me!"

"Loose fart!"

I raised my hand and punched him again: "Ma Yudi, which sect and which school?" Now that you understand the road, let's talk about your disturbance of the people later!"

"Treasure Horse Wings Nine Heavens, Eight Treasures Streamer Iron Brake Mountain ......"

He was forced to be helpless, and he confided a jargon in a sad and melancholy manner.

"Out of the way?"

After listening to what he said, I silently made my strength a little smaller.

"Walk in the shadows!"

He told him what he was really doing.

"Bang!"

"Bang dang!"

I slapped him on the back of the head without reservation, making the bridge of his nose and the ground have an intimate foundation, blood flowing down his nostrils, but fortunately there was no click of bones breaking.

"What are you hitting me again?"

He snorted aggrievedly and asked puzzled.

"What are you pretending to be playing with, I thought you were covered by the Iron Brake Mountain! You're scared your dad to death!"