"Let's make trouble!"

I heard that Liu Shancong said that the smoke in the underworld is very expensive, but I really can't understand the specific smoke, is it to stand in front of me and bow my head to inhale?

Nanima's movements are also too bizarre!

"No trouble! Ghosts belong to yin, and their bodies are cold, and ghosts generally rely on smoking to avoid the wind and drive away the cold, so this cigarette is still a bestseller in the underworld! There is a grocery store in the yang world that belongs to the underworld, and then through special processing methods, when it arrives in the underworld, the ghost can smoke tobacco normally. But it's expensive, ridiculously expensive. ”

The mother of the system seems to be cheating when I open the back door: "Let me give you an analogy, for example, the Hongta Mountain of seven yuan and five boxes in the yang world, if it is converted by RMB, it will be sold to the prefecture for 30,000 yuan a piece!" Moreover, the king also set up a money village to solve the long-term inflation problem in the prefecture, and all the dark coins and yin banknotes burned in the yang world were used in the prefecture to be managed and distributed in a unified manner. ”

"Convert hundreds of billions of dead money into new dead money, and then consume it in the underworld, about a cigarette can be sold for 30,000 dead coins."

"Usually there is still no price, and most of the rich and expensive people buy cigarettes as gifts. The spicier the cigarette, the better it sells, and the more expensive it sells. ”

I don't care at all when my mother speaks, there is only one thought in my mind, use the space backpack to bring dozens of cigarettes to smoke cheaply, and sell them when I am done, the means to make a fortune are definitely there?!

In the future, they can be called the No. 1 tobacco dealers in the underworld.

However, according to the character of the king of hatred, the official control of tobacco prices must be determined.

After all, there is a saying in the yang world, if you don't smoke, I don't smoke, who will repair the aircraft cannon!? Tobacco is the most profitable of all industries, and the yang world is directly controlled by the state, and the crime of selling fake cigarettes without a business license is not light!

"Ahem, ahem."

The system mother is one with me, and must know what I think at this time: "Don't think about selling the host!" When you go back, you buy a few pieces of loose flowers for three yuan a box, which can be used as a gift item in the underworld, which is definitely hard currency! ”

"Proper drop! I'll go out and buy it in a while! ”

No matter where you are, the favor must be mixed in place, otherwise there will be no one to help you if something happens.

"The situation in the underworld has returned to calm after the death of the Ruling King, but in fact, it is also turbulent, so the host should be careful and do not take sides. The mother of this system strongly recommends that after the host arrives in the underworld, you can apply to be a Meng Po for two days with King Qin Guang, because this profession is good for your understanding of life. ”

System's mother doesn't know why she keeps inking me to be Meng Po.

But what she said really makes sense, Meng Po's profession is the first stop of reincarnation, and the few ghosts she comes into contact with must start from one billion. This profession allows for a clearer understanding of the habits of ghosts and their thoughts before reincarnation.

The world is full of wonders.

People have all kinds of life.

Ghosts have all kinds of ghosts.

At the end of every life, there will be a sublimation from the soul.

I think I can try, at least expand my understanding of life or ghosts, so as to improve my immunity, so that I can not let ghosts confuse my eyes and make me fall into illusions in the future.

"Okay, if I can see my eldest brother when I go back, I will definitely recommend myself to go to the side of the Nai He Bridge to scoop water for people to drink."

As I spoke, I ate another peanut and looked at the sky outside the window, very impatient: "When is it dark?" Do you have to wait until it gets dark to go? The underworld should be black and day. ”

"Do you want to go now?"

The system mom may also feel that I will change my mind if it is delayed.

"Wait a minute, I'll go buy cigarettes."

I took the house key and ran downstairs to buy it, bought five twenty-fifty-one white lingzhi and a red tower mountain, all put them into the space backpack and ran back upstairs, and sent two penguin letters to the old lady saying that I went out to run errands, and it would take two days to go home. Without waiting for her to reply to my message, I turned off my phone directly.

Then I changed into a formal set of clothes, wrapped the black scarf I wore during the winter around my neck to cover the lower half of my face, and put on an ordinary palm to wrap my right palm with a severed finger: "System mother, take out the coffin door."

This piece of equipment does not appear in the equipment screen.

It should be managed by the system mother.

However, when the system mother saw me, she almost wore sunglasses to cover her whole face, and said helplessly: "Host, you don't have to look like this!" I believe that the mother of this system will change your appearance for you. ”

"I believe you are a hammer! You bad old man, very bad! ”

It's not life-threatening to be in love, so let's say buddy, I'm also a figure with a face in the underworld, the maximum number of ghosts in the live broadcast room can be as high as 50 million, and there are even dozens of local tyrants who want to "suddenly" me with huge sums of money.

But you can't go to the underworld, the person is not dead, and his grandmother's chrysanthemums are not guaranteed, so we must take precautions to avoid crises.

"Believe it or not!"

As soon as the system mother's voice fell, all the curtains of the windows in the room were tightly closed to block the sun, and a wooden door suddenly appeared in the slightly dark environment.

The shape of this wooden door is very ...... Forehead......

The overall structure is made in the shape of a Western coffin, the model is larger, and the door is not facing me, but is carried horizontally by four wooden men who look like four people in suits. And these four people were smiling, as if they were doing some happy event, and they were refreshed and wanted to send me to the funeral.

"I'll be XXX every day!"

I instantly felt my heart blocked, and I was so angry that I kept swearing: "We're just the East!" Reading dismantle! What's the situation with me carrying the coffin with my whole black man!? O Nima! I jumped in from this coffin to find Lucifer for tea!? Or swim with Hades!? Do you need me to hug God twice!? ”

"Please stay quiet, host."

The system mother controls the coffin door and pulls the two coffin boards open: "Please jump in the host to reach the underworld."

"What's up? A palm technique that fell from the sky!? ”

I half-heartedly turned over and grabbed the edge of the coffin door, stepped on a wooden man, and looked inside into the darkness of nothingness: "Watte-hair?!" Why is it so dark?! Why do I feel so unsecure? Otherwise, I'm not going! ”

At this very moment.

"Let's go!"

There was a strong force that followed the rear entry style, dragged my butt and lifted my coffin door inside, and successfully lifted me headfirst into the coffin door.

"Ahh System mom you wait for me! ”

The one who left you just now, 100% was said by the system mother!

In this young system, she doesn't talk about martial arts!

Help me!

It's so dark!

The feeling of falling pressed against my body layer by layer, and I couldn't count the time in the darkness until the feeling of falling almost crushed my bones, and finally disappeared. Instead, there is a sense of weightlessness, floating in the darkness as if it had lost its gravity.

"Help!"

The weightlessness lasted only three seconds, and then I felt a more powerful fall, falling at least at an average of 8,000 meters per second. Fortunately, the physical fitness is very strong, otherwise it would have been crushed a long time ago.

Half an hour seems to have passed.

Instead of darkness, I continued to fall in the middle of the ocean of light, but the wind sounded in my ears, and my nose could clearly smell the yin.

It seemed like an hour had passed.

As I got used to the feeling of falling, the light was replaced by a dark red sky, and I passed through a cloud with a blood-red moon.

"Help!"

Counting how many tens of thousands of meters in the air, I kept swinging my arms like a landlubber in the water in search of precious life.

"Hoo ......"

I opened my mouth to take a big breath of fresh air to comfort my heart, which had completely stopped beating.

Wait.

Why did my heart stop beating?!

Wait.

Why is there no air here?!

Before I could figure out what was going on, I could see the black and yellow surface and the hovering train tracks hovering in the air in the distance.

There was even the sound of a train passing through the tracks.

The train was so fast that it looked like a train that could cross time and space, and it disappeared before my eyes with a whoosh.

"Help!"

By the time I was less than ten meters above the ground, there was nothing suitable for me to land, not even a basic parachute.

It's over, it's over.

Totodi fell to his death.

"Bang dang!"

I slammed into the ground, smashing a half-metre deep pit in the hard earth.

"Hey! I'm not dead! ”

I lay in the pit for three minutes, and when I realized that death had not come, I was so happy that I grabbed the soil and turned it out of the pit.

The heart still stops beating.

There is still no air to breathe.

I'm alive, but I feel like I'm dead.

Looking up at the sky, the sky was an oppressive blood-red color that stood on end, and there was a blood-colored full moon hanging in the sky that would never fall, this moon was so bright that it was no different from daytime.

The train track, which leads to no apparent direction, is impossible to see at all glance, and a train passes by almost every three minutes.

The land where I am located has no vegetation, not even a shadow of a person, except desolation. But it's not full of potholes, it's so magical that there are no ups and downs and cracks.

"Is this the underworld?!"