Liu Kongzhen's hairs stood on end, goosebumps all over his body, he forgot how to use his legs, and kept moving his hands backwards, wanting to stay away from the building on the left.

On the left is a large stage, which is hollowed out at the bottom and set up purely with wooden shelves, and there are banners on both sides welcoming a certain leader to come to the theater to enjoy the report performance. And the wood of the stage has long been rotten from the inside, and I can't help the strength at all, it is estimated that two people can step on it together, and they can trample on the stage.

But it's such a stage.

There are bright lights, in stark contrast to the faint lights in the auditorium, all of which attract attention, especially the three electric lights that are focused on one point, hitting the center of the stage.

In the center stood a woman

The woman holds a red round round handkerchief with an angular hand in her left hand, and a fan in her right hand.

The dress is slightly ordinary, and there is no big red and purple.

Wearing a long-sleeved shirt with red flowers interspersed in the middle of the unique light green cloth in the countryside of Northeast China in the last century, the cuffs are flower-shaped, and below is a pair of black cotton pants worn in the Northeast winter.

The makeup is also like a trend from the twentieth century.

The foundation is very heavy, and the face is extremely white, but there is a tan on both sides of the cheeks, and the false eyelashes are inferior counterfeit and shoddy products, and the red lips are like eating a dead child, which is quite infiltrating, if anyone is kissed by her, it is estimated that they will have nightmares for at least a week.

Under the backdrop of such an incongruous dress.

Women will still give people a very beautiful feeling, this beauty does not come from the outside, but from the inside, a clean, pure and primitive beauty.

Looking at her, it was as if I could see the goose feathers and snow on the vast land.

But what made Liu Kong really frightened was that this woman had no shadow under the premise of the light.

Right! There is no shadow!

As if she hadn't found Liu Kongzhen, the woman shook her handkerchief, unfolded the fan as if covering half of her face like a pipa, and her exposed eyes were particularly expressive. The geese flew north and south to know the cold and summer, and the second brother didn't know where to return for the exam. ”

"Choking ......"

After the recitation, there was a sound of gong striking behind the stage, announcing the official start of the performance.

The woman continued to cry with a silk sticker, the fan was put down and folded together, holding the fan and pointing around, as if she was ridiculing something, and her hoarse crying voice had a certain amount of Northeast accent: "I sat in the embroidery building and looked at the capital, thinking of my second brother Zhang Xianggong." The second brother went to Beijing to take the exam for six years, but no one came back and the letter was not through. ”

"Choking ......"

The gong beats the drum for the woman at this moment.

The woman walked around the stage with small steps, looking like she hated others for not being successful enough to fail, pinching her waist with both hands as if she was sulking, and then she sang a little more intimidating and angry: "Could it be that the second brother, you have to be recruited as a colt, and you have a new love and forget the old one." Could it be that the second brother has suffered a misfortune in your life, and you should also tell me in your dreams. ”

"Choking ......"

The gong has a tacit understanding to wrap around the end of the sentence.

Liu Kongzhen held the gossip and didn't buckle it, and silently recited "Taishang Laojun Said Changqing Jingjing" in his heart, and the life palace with his eyebrows a little lower actually formed a vermilion dot similar to the palace guard, just like in "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong later had a positive fruit, and after the red dot appeared, Liu Kongzhen no longer had the meaning of a hippie smile.

The rest of everyone's birthday is linked to a certain star.

The stars have lived in the palace of life for a long time, so the palace of life is regarded as the most important acupuncture point in physiognomy, and the stars that each person is connected to by the palace will be different.

Like Liu Kongzhen's current appearance, it must be the use of the exclusive Taoist method, so that the mission palace is strong and the soul is more stable.

This red dot, if you guessed correctly, is a canopy star.

There is a canopy star in the palace of life, and it is recorded: "It is suitable for monks and monks to be not ordinary."

Therefore, almost all the people who have it in their lives have strong religious beliefs.

Liu Mingzhen relaxed his body, looked at the woman and smiled, and couldn't help but applaud stupidly, as if he was the last confidant of the woman in the world.

"Slave, Wang Lanying, Xu is married to Zhang Tingxiu, and he will only wait for him to come back and then become a family. Who would have thought that the second brother went to Beijing to take the exam, and after six years, there was no news, and my father promised me to marry the Su family. If you don't think about it, it's just that, thinking about it makes me so miserable! ”

After the woman sang this part of the play, she intensified her efforts and completely used the way of crying in a dead voice to live in vain, and transferred the two people with good meanings to the excerpts, and sang the feeling of being a monk and a broken family, and holding a grudge against the negative man.

If you are any ordinary person, you will definitely cry bitterly at this moment, unable to suppress the sadness in your heart, and crying to death with emotional outbursts.

However, Liu Kongzhen is not an ordinary person.

Liu Kongzhen felt that sitting on the ground for a while longer, hemorrhoids were easy to become serious, so he simply walked to the nearest bench with a big grin, stretched out his hand to break up the spider club, wiped off the dust, sat down and crossed Erlang's legs, and shook his head happily, and hummed with a complete five-tone clapping tune: "If you feel sexually blessed, you can clap your hands!" Bang Bang Bang! If you're happy, clap your hands! Bang Bang Bang! ”

……

The atmosphere instantly calmed down.

The woman had a cold face, and she didn't sing anymore, and looked at Liu Kongzhen.

"Woo Woo Woo ~ "

Liu Kongzhen looked like a down-and-out aristocrat playing hooligan, whistled twice to tease women, and then raised his middle finger to make a finger that is common in both the international and even the yin and yang worlds, and while shaking his fingers, he sang with a self-taught exaggerated accent of Jinzhou City in the Northeast questioning the world: "White Dragon Horse~ Hey, hey! Hoof facing west ~ Lose it! Carrying Tang Sanzang, and following the three apprentices! Oops! Learn from the west and take the path! It's a few millimeters as soon as you go......"

“……”

This time the woman was dumbfounded, she couldn't understand why the immature man in front of her suddenly became like this.

Usually, when a living person sees her, he doesn't cry or shout frantically for help, how can he sing it happily like now!

Don't you take female ghosts as ghosts!?

Don't you look down on me for being old and unattractive?!

No way! Shame!

A dignified ghost can't scare people!

After that, I will go out to chat with my peers, where will I put my face!?

The woman's thoughts are so stubborn, pouting and preparing for the heart, the dream is there, the big deal is to start all over again!

"Huh? Why don't you sing? Keep singing! Sing it, I'll give you a reward, the gentlemen who came out of Sijiu City are not bad for money! All you want is a face! ”

Liu Kongzhen didn't care at all, seeing that the woman was already angry, he played more openly, and shouted and sang a modern pop song with the taste of Beijing rhyme drums: "Chrysanthemum remnants ~ Chrysanthemum wounds ~ Your smile is sallow ~ Flowers fall and ghosts break your intestines ~ Your heart flows quietly ~"

Singing and singing, the extremely poor beating gesture remained unchanged, and he shook his head frantically: "I don't care if I don't listen!" It has nothing to do with me whether you died miserably or not! If you want to sing! You just keep singing! I'm sure I'll give you a cheer, little master! Nothing else to talk about! ”

“……”

The woman has never seen such an active living person.

According to the plot, shouldn't you pretend to be a dead mother's grimace, and then scare the living to the point of and urine, and then the living have to kowtow and beg her to let her spare her life?!

Why is this man different?

Women can't figure it out, could it be that they have been dead for too long and the world has changed?

"You're a girl! Do you sing or not?! ”

The woman didn't make a killing move, but Liu Kongzhen was the first to be anxious: "Little master, I have traveled south and north all these years, and I am a ruthless character who kissed zombies on the road!" You want to scare me?! There are no doors! ”

"Really sing the trick well, let me have fun today! Master, I may be able to spare your life, a lonely ghost who does not follow the rules, what kind of famous pear orchard are you pretending to be in front of me?! ”

Wait a minute......

The woman speciously understood why Liu Kong was really like this.

Treat me like an ordinary lonely ghost?!

Soldiers can be killed! Don't be disgraced!