"Grayhandjob! It's dark, can't you eat anything wrong! I woke up this morning with a nasal ventilation, but you got the hemorrhoids hammered. It's still bleeding, it hurts, don't fool me!"

Yu Xiang Rousi clamped the crotch of his pants, and it seemed that there was something terrible in the butt groove. The figure eight in the left leg and the figure eight outside the right leg, walked into the house with a pouty waist. Although he was complaining, he still took the rice bowl, pulled two noodles with chopsticks, swallowed saliva, and was a little afraid to eat.

"It's not a gray machine noodle, it's not a turkey noodle, it's just an ordinary old Ganniang hot sauce mixed noodles, it's still tempeh-flavored, it's not spicy, don't worry about it."

I waved my hand and signaled that this side was non-toxic and harmless, and it was over after eating.

"Okay......"

Yu Xiangrousi looked at me, and then at the face, his eyes became more and more determined and loyal. The trembling chopsticks picked up a few noodles, and while he raised his hand tremblingly, tears welled up in his eyes and dripped down his cheeks into the rice bowl. It's like the last severed head meal before the execution, and if you eat it, you will die.

"Thorny!"

Yu Xiangrou closed his eyes tightly, resolutely loosened the noodles into his mouth, and then raised his head to inhale all the noodles that were not bitten. Tears formed in this moment, tears flickering, noses twitching, throats gurgling.

"Good noodles! It's so delicious!"

Yu Xiang shredded meat is like eating the world's treasures, and his clumsy acting skills are repeatedly performing. The tide exaggerated expression, but he didn't dare to pick the second chopstick.

"How does it feel?"

I couldn't wait to ask, and used the technique of contemplating qi to move around his body for three seconds, and a deep yin qi appeared on his body, which was the root of his yin when he walked into yin, and it was better to leave his body if there was yin qi in his soul. The soul that is out of the body is also more like a ghost, but while the yin qi protects him, it tortures him anytime and anywhere. As the saying goes, it can be called pain and happiness, because without yin, he has no foundation to stand on.

When the noodles entered his stomach in less than a second, his forehead was covered with yin qi to the heavenly fire that was about to be extinguished, and at this moment, the flame of hope was rekindled to ensure that the yin qi was not washed away, and at the same time, it washed away the dark wounds left by the repeated soul separation in his body.

Most of the souls out of the body are two souls and seven souls, leaving only the human soul to guard the body, and the heavenly soul and the earth soul wandering yin and yang. Therefore, it will cause the body to be quite similar to a corpse, and in this kind of coded situation, the yin qi will occupy more acupoint resources.

Yin is prosperous and cold, dysfunction or decrease, body muscle control is uncoordinated, and there is a situation of self-repulsion of one's own body. If it is serious, it may end at a certain time, and the soul will return to the body, and it will not be able to come back directly, and the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth will treat him as a dead person again, and collect his two souls of heaven and earth, and at that time, he will not even know how he died, and it is actually quite risky to do this business.

A heavenly fire, like his living parents, pulled him back from the front foot of the abyss of death, giving him a chance to start over. But it's not a cure, he should have been in the yin for a lot of years, so the yin qi can't be repulsed for a while. Even if all of them are rejected, even if Taiji does not come, he will not be able to stand it and die faster.

Yu Xiangrousi's facial expression ranged from cautious to brazen death, to nostalgia for the beauty of the world, and finally to a radiant and wonderful smile. The pouting buttocks were also put down, and it seemed that the hemorrhoids were cured at once.

"Cool! I haven't been this cool in years!"

Yu Xiang Rousi sighed from the bottom of his heart, tears turned into tears of emotion, and his loyal eyes inexplicably turned into unswerving support to death, and it was true that he crowned me king in his heart.

"Eat more when it's cool, a bowl of noodles is yours, no one will grab it from you."

As if I had done a trivial matter, I naturally gave orders, sat back on the sofa, crossed my legs and watched the unfinished "News Network".

Obviously, Lao Gan Niang hot sauce is not as powerful as I imagined, it has no effect of prolonging life, at most it is a cure for diseases, similar to the fairy beans in the "Dragon Ball" comics, it should have the effect of hanging the last breath of the dying person, and it is not too powerful a plug-in.

"Brother Pao! Where's your noodle? I feel like my hemorrhoids have been cured! It's amazing, it's so unsightly!"

Yu Xiang shredded pork was eating noodles while sitting next to me with a cooked cook, and something in his mouth was licked indistinctly.

"His Royal Highness King Qin Guang sent a courier from the underworld and mailed it to me, I thought it was useless for me to eat it, so I wondered what it was like to let your kid taste the noodles of the underworld. Isn't it delicious, and is it a lot more comfortable after eating? ”

I easily threw this question on King Qin Guang, and by the way, I secretly emphasized that King Qin Guang valued me very much, and he sent me such precious noodles, which was definitely a big celebrity in front of King Qin Guang.

"Brother Pao, you're amazing."

Yu Xiang shredded the meat in four mouthfuls and finished three bags of Mrs. Kang, licked a small amount of soup in the bowl clean, put down the dishes and chopsticks dissatisfied, and said the true intention of coming to me today: "Brother Pao, in fact, I came to you today because I have something."

"What's the matter? You say, I'll listen. ”

I didn't look at him, slowly put down a sentence, and continued to look at "News Network".

"I have an identity besides being a yin......"

He meowed left and right, and deliberately lowered his voice: "I am also the president of the Yin and Yang Realms Communication Association in Lubei District, and I am mainly responsible for taking care of some supernatural events in Lubei District, as well as distributing jobs to others."

"Official?"

I asked a rhetorical question with interest.

"It's not official, it's private, and I pay for it myself."

Yu Xiangrousi is cautious, and the identity of the Buddha is a big secret: "This year is generally not good, so when I was visiting the lonely and widowed elderly in other communities, I met a middle-aged man in their community, and they all called this middle-aged man Zheng Fool, saying that he was crazy every day, and he would talk to himself." But there is never a shortage of money, and the food is made of famous brands. ”

"What's the matter? Is the family outside the house a demolition household? ”

I glanced at him and looked at him carefully: "You're pretty idle!" Knowing that he is not good at living, he is almost unable to open the pot, and he still goes out to comfort the lonely and widowed elderly? You have this spare money, can you sprinkle some money for me? ”

"Then you can't do good deeds and accumulate virtue when you are a man and do things."

He honestly confided in his family background: "My parents went to the south to do business, and I didn't want to go to the south, so I stayed in Songdong." My parents were worried that I would not be able to take care of myself and that I would not have any financial resources, so they left me about 20 houses and let me live on rent collection in the future. ”

"Pull the calf!"

I thought he was bragging, so I asked in a fierce tone: "If you have money, why don't you rent a house here?"

"...... two months ago"

He recalled the story that happened that day: "I don't know why, so I calculated a hexagram for myself, and the hexagram came to the conclusion that I have a great opportunity in this community, and if I grasp it properly, I may become a god in the sky."

"Are you taking the hexagram of the king's eight shells? What kind of family? Can you become an immortal in one handful? It's not bad if you don't go to the western sky, and you can become an immortal!? ”

I scoffed at the ridicule, and I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, young people are really superstitious now, can you believe in the hexagram? What's the difference between that and believing in the system mom? Anyway, I don't believe it.

"Isn't this chance just you, a bowl of noodles almost didn't give me the whole day, and I will definitely mess with you in the future." If you go down to the yin, I will report your name, Jiangshui Road Zhao Cannon, and the back of His Royal Highness King Qin Guang's ass is mixed up, a thief!"

He put his arm around me and flattered me awkwardly.

"Lick! Just lick it hard!"

I was very happy to accept all the compliments: "Tell me about you, what the hell is going on?" If a mental illness doesn't cause any harm to society, we can't take care of it! After all, we're not official!"

"He's got at least five ghost ...... on him"