Chapter 95: Muddy Language

"Medicine~Medicine~"

"Chek Trouble~"

Rumble!

In the summer of 1994, the time to come was always coming, and with the rise of South American witches, the quaint European witch culture, such as musicals, such as classical music, was defeated in the face of something evil......

The streets and alleys of rap records, half-baked imitation rap records, and creepy high-pitched rap filled the summer of 1994.

Miss Jiang Han stared at her big bloodshot eyes, with thick dark circles in her eye sockets, and after experiencing the torture of the broadcast with pop music at six or seven o'clock in the morning, she directly smashed the radio with a fireball, and paid 200 yuan to the neighbor for it.

Sending away the 14-year-old neighbor witch who asked, 'Little sister, what is your phone number?', Jiang Han rarely hugged the pillow and fell asleep again.

This pain continued to intensify in the continuous sound of music.

Fuck you, why! After Jiang Han got up, he hit his face fiercely, rubbing left and right, rubbing his face frantically with the strength that the plastic surgery Internet celebrity in his previous life did not dare to use, slightly numb and painful, but he still couldn't get rid of the continuous 'medicine~ (bass elongation) medicine ~ (treble elongation) ~ Cheke (like a 3-second man's gasp)......

Soundproof enchantment, I need soundproof enchantment, I need this spell modified from a level 4 protection spell, my mother needs it!

It really doesn't work, give me a spell that can snipe the singing person at any time, and I can spend the whole day killing people...... Damn, I have to go to work tonight...... Huh!?

In his divergent thinking, Jiang Han suddenly remembered that he didn't have to go to work today! Ms. Ye Keshu asked herself to play squash ......

At this time, the door opened, and Ms. Ye Keshu, who was already wearing a tennis shirt, shorts, tennis cap, and sports equipment with a large bag in her hand, broke in from outside the door lively: "Ready to go!" My daughter ......"

Her eyes rested on Jiang Han, who was sitting on the bed with her hands rubbing her face, and she was silent for a moment, tilting her head, and making a puzzled sound.

"......" Jiang Han put down one hand, pressed his left face and eyes with the other hand, was silent for a moment, and made a gesture of 'please go out': "My mother, if you are not blind, I probably haven't changed my clothes yet, I haven't worn underwear yet, I'm still in bed...... Of course, I'm not inviting you up, I'm asking you out! ”

Ms. Ye Keshu was stunned, turned around, went out cautiously, and quietly closed the door-

Jiang Han was stunned, yawned and fell back, looking at the ceiling in distraction.

In this world, there are two things that can make people burst out with amazing courage, one is when they are drunk, and the wine is intimidating! The second is to get up angry, and the witch who gets up angry even dares to fight with Lin Zhaojun - of course, whether she dies depends on whether Ah Lin is angry or not......

If you want to be coquettish, you still have to find the type of Miss Lilian, who seems to be the kind of person who can tolerate her friends' coquettishness.

Miss Lilith is 100 percent good at beckoning you with spells.

Miss Lin Zhaojun, 90 percent......

Oh! And Miss Cen Jing, if you are coquettish with her, she will 100% hold you, comfort you well, and finally invite you to a good meal...... She rubbed her face and sat up from the bed, reluctantly put the plush slippers on the ground on her feet, yawned and stood up, picked up the clothes she was going to wear today, and dragged out of the room.

Walking into the bathroom, Jiang Han looked in the mirror and washed.

Well, I have dark circles under my eyes, and it looks a little smoky...... She jokingly held the toothbrush in her mouth and made a horizontal scissor hand with her hands at the eye level.

It looks like an idol can make its debut, but there is not so much idol culture in 94.

Brush...... The taste of toothpaste is slightly salty, because witches are high-magic creatures, and they often need to use spiritual salt to clean their bodies to ensure their abilities, for example, some high-magic witches have not cleaned themselves with spiritual salt for two or three days, causing a flame explosion to kill themselves in seconds. Therefore, a small amount of spiritual salt will be added to the toothpaste to ensure that some witches will not blow themselves up when they use the ability to breathe fire.

"Gollum...... Gollum ...... "After rinsing your mouth, you have to take a shower." According to the description of the eternal eye provided by Li Lian, the eternal eye is a kind of magic eye that does not need maintenance, and it can be slowly enhanced only by waiting for time, it belongs to the T0 level magic eye, and it does not need to be protected with eye drops with 1% spirit salt content, I heard that the eye drops are guaranteed to make the witch cry out in pain......

Because the original body didn't like to go out, after returning home yesterday, Jiang Han borrowed an old set of sportswear from his sister.

After changing into it, it was a set of sportswear with blue as the background color and gold as the auxiliary color, Jiang Han was wearing a little big, but he couldn't tell that it was an old clothes, the same as a new one.

Well, the details of my sister's life are still better than mine...... This outfit is actually a bit new, except for the blue and gold color scheme, which is a bit weird, the rest is good...... After changing into sportswear, Jiang Han walked out of the bathroom briskly, walked to the staircase, and met Jiang Xuan's old comrade in tulle pajamas at the staircase, who was leaning against the staircase with a newspaper.

"Good afternoon." Jiang Han looked at the other party's newspaper and said hello, and her brain automatically spelled the text facing away from herself into the text facing her, and identified the news headline in it:

"At the lottery meeting, the Jeongsa team encountered a cosmic-level death group, and the leading player Lin Zhaojun shed tears on the spot"

"Lakers star player Dorothy Jordan said, 'It's not that I was absent from the lottery, it's just that Casino Royale is too glamorous and too top.'"

"The French team Paris Rhine was dissatisfied with the draw results, and bluntly said that 'if he has revenge one day, blood will stain the Rhine estuary'"

"Barbarossa Club President Meoss. Yes. After the draw ceremony for Druckluklu, the president of the league, Elsa Murphy. Stern launches a vote of no confidence

"Du Lingxuan expressed optimism about Lin Zhaojun's promotion, 'It turns out that the big witch who has not passed A3 is rare and strong'"

A Hymn to Loyalty! Teacher Yu Sitong Yu said, 'I am very happy to stay in the national power team, and I will not consider leaving the team'"

Big Deal! The National Power Team sent out Sitong and Rorschach in exchange for the first-round pick of the '95 Draft. Zhu Sihui, chairman of the National Power Team Club, announced that the national power team will enter the reconstruction mode from now on.

……

The world's news media is still a bit lacking in morality.

Jiang Han was looking and heard Jiang Xuan say to her, "Good afternoon, are you going to play together tomorrow?" ”

Sorry, I only have time two days a week...... Jiang Han waved his hand and made a gesture of refusal:

"I have to go to work and I have to go to class. And Ms. Jiang Xuan, don't you have to go to work? ”

Hearing this, Jiang Xuan proudly stood up at the airport and said:

"People have fifteen days of witch summer leave, as well as three days of vacation accumulated every month, and the official witch holiday is counted for me every time, a total of twenty days, and there are ten days of witch civil servant benefits, as well as an additional three days of vacation for witch literary and artistic workers, all paid."

…… Hiss, no wonder it is said that civil servants have iron jobs, and this is all paid leave...... It's a little too much than the previous life, and it's no wonder that witches are easy to be robbed of jobs by witch rangers or something, witches have many holidays, and ordinary witch rangers only have 3+4 statutory holidays, and only one week of vacation in the summer social season...... Jiang Han was taken aback by this work benefit, no wonder he could often see Comrade Jiang Xuan watching the game at home alone, it turned out that there were many holidays.

After walking down the stairs, Ms. Ye Keshu, who was ready, took her out, as a mature traveler, Ms. Ye ordered a small hot air balloon as a tool, so that the two of them could have lunch on it, which was very intimate.