Master, I don't think I can do anything about this monster.

"Why can't you do it, aren't you going to go down with a stick!"

The monk rode a white horse, rolled up his sleeves, and couldn't wait to go on the field in person.

Fortunately, Master asked me to learn how to fight monsters today. I was speechless.

Master, this monster looks like I did back then.

I looked at the yellow wind monster, stupid and stupid and didn't know how to run, and helped him intercede.

The master snorted coldly, turned around and rode away.

"Master, this monster can't be beaten yet. I asked him.

The monster was stupid, eating pears, squatting on the side of the road, and didn't know what to think.

"Whoever the likes to beat!" Master's voice came from the mountain road, and there was no one in sight.

"Your master has a very violent temper. The monster scratched his head and comforted me, "It's a day, and it's good to get to the west." ”

I nodded and clenched my fists: "Thank you, big brother." ”

I scratched my head and watched as the distant Master chased after me.

I said, Master, if you don't follow the script, this won't work. There is a scene of Lingji Bodhisattva here, if you erase it for him, he will lose this credit.

This Yellow Wind Monster should have taken you away, and then I went to ask Lingji Bodhisattva. When the time comes, he will also have a share of the credit for learning the scriptures and coming back.

You're offending people by doing this.

The monk swept the Zen staff in his hand and asked me, what did you just say?

Master is mighty, Master is fraternal, Master spared the life of the Yellow Wind Monster.

The monk surprisingly didn't hit me, looked up at the sky, and sighed.

Wukong, you say, what is the Buddha cultivating?

I blinked, of course, the four are empty, purifying all beings.

Empty your mother's ass, Master gave me a slap in the face, those Bodhisattvas, Buddhas, which one is not worried about the Lingshan seat, even Lao Tzu wants to take a share of the credit.

Wukong, let me ask you, how many of those monsters in the book are fairy mounts?

I flipped through the book, looked up and replied, "Master, there are quite a few, half of them." ”

Do you know now why there are so many tribulations in the world? Master looked at me and smiled strangely.

I hurriedly straightened my face, Master, I can't say that, although this immortal Buddha has high mana, there will always be times when he is not strictly guarded.

And you see, in the end, every time you are arrested, isn't there a fairy family to collect it?

The monk touched the monkey hair on my head and sighed.

Silly X, do you know why you get played like a monkey every time?

I scratched my head and smirked, because I'm a monkey.

At night, Master didn't speak, didn't drink, and after a few glances at me, he didn't turn his head and went to sleep.

I looked at the starry sky and pursed my mouth.

I know, it's not that simple.

I know that the Buddha's immortal family is not so simple.

I know that Master is right.

But...... I just want to complete the task and be a little Buddha.

Then marry Zixia......

The next day, the monk pointed to the rushing river in front of him and asked me, is this the quicksand river?

I looked at the dim water and nodded.

General Roller Blind, you come out for Lao Tzu. The monk slammed the ground with a Zen stick, shaking the mountain for a while.

After a while, a bearded kappa floated ashore, and when he saw the fierce monk, his eyebrows tightened, and his face knelt down in fear.

What does the master do?

I'm Xuanzang, I'm going to the West to learn scriptures, are you a roller blind?

The kappa nodded desperately.

After I finished talking in my heart, Bajie was already dead just now, and now you still got out by yourself. Isn't this looking for death?

The monk looked at the kappa, and for some reason there was a hint of sympathy in his eyes.

"I ask you, but you broke a broken lamp and were punished?"

Kappa nodded, but his shoulders trembled.

Master's Zen staff jerked to the ground, his eyes stared at the sky, and he laughed. It scared me.

"Hahahaha, what a Buddha immortal. ”

"Everywhere there are universal people, and all beings are equal. ”

"A dignified rolling shutter general, it's not as as a broken lamp!"

As soon as the monk's words fell, a thunderbolt broke out in the sky.

Kappa and I shuddered with fear.

Buddha, please see, this is really not what I said, this monk wants to come out of one, and he can't stop it at all.

The monk's eyes widened angrily, staring straight at the sky, and he did not retreat at all.

At the end, the thunderbolt dispersed, and the monk laughed and raised his Zen staff.

Lao Tzu Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Buddha.

Lei Gong, do you dare to hack me?

Lao Tzu IX is a Buddha, waking up is also a Buddha, sleeping is also a Buddha! Buddha Buddha Buddha! Fuck, Lao Tzu is enough!

I said, Master, don't say it, it's a big rebellion.

The corner of the monk's mouth sneered, this is the great reversal?

After a moment, Master looked at me, sighed, and finally calmed down.

For some reason, I don't see a trace of arrogance in Master's eyes. Instead, it's a touch of sadness.

The master looked at the kappa who was kneeling on the ground, nodded and said, "You go, don't get involved in these things anymore."

My face changed, and I said, Master, this is the only chance for the Rolling Shutter General to return to Heaven.

You can't be so ruthless.

Instead, the kappa slowly looked up at the master, his eyes full of gratitude.

"The master's grace is unforgettable. ”

It turned out to be a fist to this monk, kowtowing and retreating.

Roller blinds, what are you? I scratched my head, surprised. Is this kid soaking in the river for too long and soaking his brain stupidly?

The curtain smiled wryly at me, and he said, "It's good to be a kappa and eat a few people when you have nothing to do." ”

I watched in shock as he dived into the water.

I said, Master, why don't you push him into the fire pit, this monster eats people, but it's against the sky.

The monk pursed his lips and smiled.

"Against the sky, people eat animals and all things, and the Buddha still crosses people. I, why can't I cross the demon!"

Above the sky, thunder flashed again.

In Wuzhuang Guan, I watched Master eat ginseng fruit.

The two children stood trembling to the side, not daring to squeak.

"Haha, Zhen Yuanzi, this guy, plays music all day long. But I didn't dare to say a word in front of the Buddha. The monk smiled as he carried the ginseng fruit in his robe.

The monk looked down at me from the tree, the corners of his mouth raised.

Goku, here you come.

I stepped forward with some fear, and I said, Master, you play like this, and what do you say when that old guy comes back in a while.

The monk lit a cigarette and smiled evilly, Guess why I called you over.

I only felt a flower in front of me, and suddenly I was lying on the branch, and the monk was behind the two little boys, glaring angrily.

"You're a monkey, you actually grabbed ginseng fruit!"

Something suddenly dawned on me.

This stupid monk actually made me a scapegoat.

I said, Master, can you first hide the robe and ginseng fruit that you are carrying on your shoulders and then plant it?

Zhen Yuanzi walked in, looking at the master with a pale face, and the master was carrying a robe of ginseng fruit on his shoulder.

Run. The monk said a word and rushed out without looking back.

Before I could get off the tree, I was put in my sleeve by Zhen Yuanzi.

Finished.

I know my weight, and there is absolutely no way to escape.

And the monk came to save himself?

How is it possible, I'm just a little demon monkey. That monk is a golden cicada, how could I offend Zhen Yuanzi because of me.

What's more, this town Yuanzi is the ancestor of the earth immortals, and he is only a cut away from that Rulai. They are all people who have listened to the lectures of Hongjun Ancestor, and they are called the Three Sages together with the Holy Venerable Bodhi Ancestor of the Human World and the Taoist Patriarch Hongmeng Ancestor.

Fortunately, I have been used to carrying black pots since I was a child.

I don't know how long it took to be in the dark, and I thought that Zhen Yuanzi was trying to starve me to death or had forgotten about me.

Just as I was about to collapse, I vaguely heard a loud noise, and then I was released by the town Motoko.

"Let the monkey go!"

What a monk, standing majestically in the courtyard with a Zen staff in his hand, looking at Zhen Yuanzi with his eyebrows raised.

"Golden Cicada, you dare to make trouble with my Wuzhuang Temple. ”

The monk sneered, a hint of disdain flashing in his eyes.

"I expect you to be an immortal for too long, and your head is dizzy, so I'll give you a head start today!"

I said Master, this is Zhen Yuanzi, one of the Three Sages, don't mess around.

The monk glanced at me, and you shut up.

Zhen Yuanzi puffed up his sleeves, and his voice was cold: "This ginseng fruit tree was moved by the old man himself, and now you can eat it." If you don't give me an explanation today, the Buddha won't be able to protect you. ”

"The Buddha is a fart! Tell you the old ghost, I was beaten by the Buddha back then, just because the Buddha couldn't talk about me!"

The monk carried a Zen staff and walked under the ginseng fruit tree.

"Genius treasure, shared by all living beings. You keep saying that all beings are equal and all things are one. But with a ghost in my heart, today, I will give you a return of all things to one!"

After speaking, it was under the exclamation of Yuanzi in that town that the ginseng fruit tree was broken alive.

A huge tree instantly blends into the surface and becomes fertilizer for all living beings.

I said, Master, you wait first, and I'll go and call you the Buddha.

The monk shook his head coldly and whispered, the Buddha won't care about me, you go first, this old man is very tight.

What do you think, how dare this Zhen Yuanzi make a move on the two of us.

The Buddha, I'm afraid he has already explained to him.

There was a touch of coldness in the monk's eyes, and the Zen staff was slowly raised.