Chapter 3 This is the Buddha

This monk is also ruthless, and taught me to stop until the east is white, and he fell asleep on the back of the little white dragon, and let me walk below with dark circles under my eyes.

After a while, a temple appeared in front of me, and I knew that the disaster was burned.

In fact, it was an old monk who fell in love with the master's robe and wanted to set fire to the two of them at night.

According to what is written in the book, I have to go to Heaven to beg my grandfather to tell my grandmother to find the Guangmu Heavenly King to get a fire shield to cover the master.

I looked back at Master's robe, which was covered with oil and sweat, and the gems on it had been picked off by Master to buy wine.

Who would want this kind of robe?

But fortunately, in this case, the monks who set the fire will not die, and this temple can stay.

To be honest, I hate me in the book and why I like to fight so much.

Isn't it good to finish the task quietly and be a little Buddha? Then marry Zixia, and then have a good relationship with those immortals, and his future is open.

"Master, Master," I called out to the Master, who was sleeping on horseback, to wake up, "there is a temple ahead, do you want to go and rest?" ”

When Master heard that there was a temple, he became refreshed, and his eyes began to light again.

I suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

Sure enough, after entering the temple, the old monk had not yet come out to greet the guests, and the monk pointed to the five-meter-high Buddha statue with his big hand.

"Goku, move it down for me. ”

I said, "What? This is a Buddha statue, and I can't even kneel."

"Where the is so much nonsense, if you want to move, you can move! I know Buddha Buddha Buddha all day long! Lao Tzu is still a golden cicada!" The monk said, waving the Zen staff in his hand and slamming it on the ground, smashing huge cracks.

I was so frightened that I said, "No problem, Master, I'll move."

After a few moments, the master smiled happily and walked up to the stage himself, snoring and falling asleep.

When the old monk came in, he saw the master sleeping on the wooden platform, and he was so shocked that he was about to shout.

I hurriedly covered the old monk's mouth and persuaded in a suppressed voice, my master is a madman, after waking up, he will arrest and beat whom, and the Bodhisattva can't control him, do you really want to shout?

The old monk shook his head again and again after hearing this, and whispered softly: "I'm afraid that the monk won't be able to sleep well, so go get a quilt." ”

I seemed to see a faint smile on the corner of the Master's mouth sleeping on the table.

Is this monk really asleep?

After the monk woke up, he ate and drank to his heart's content, and beat his horse to leave.

I flipped through the book and was stunned, and said Master, there is a black bear spirit here, and it stands to reason that he should come to rob us.

When the master heard that he was more energetic than me, he threatened to rob me who the would dare to rob me, and rushed to the black bear spirit cave on a horse.

The black bear spirit was sleeping, and he didn't know what the master was passing by.

Seeing the black bear being dragged out and beaten by the master with a confused face, I silently pinched my sweat.

According to the book, I should not be able to defeat this black bear, and then be cheeky to find the Bodhisattva.

But...... This plot development is wrong. This black bear won't be beaten to death by the monk.

In the end, just when the black bear began to vomit blood, Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared as written in the book, frowning and saying that the black bear spirit was related to her, and asked the monk to stop.

The monk smiled sarcastically, and his two front teeth turned white.

In the end, the black bear spirit wore a hoop on his head and followed the Bodhisattva to the South China Sea.

I looked at the bodhisattva who appeared inexplicably and the hoop on the head of the black bear spirit, and seemed to understand something, and my heart chilled.

The monk smiled and touched the monkey hair on my head and whispered softly.

"Do you know by now why I didn't let you wear the golden hoop? ”

The Bodhisattva wants to control me. I felt a chill in my heart.

But so what, I'm just a monkey. A demon monkey, a demon monkey that everyone used to frame a false accusation.

Trouble in the underworld, change the book of life and death is me, I am in the Dragon Palace, I am still in the Heavenly Palace, and I am still the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals in the war.

However, it is not me.

I'm just a monkey, a scapegoat.

I looked at Xuanzang's smile, and my heart warmed.

This monk was the first person to care about me.

Unfortunately, I'm just a monkey.

I was sighing when the monk yawned, turned around and scratched his head and walked away.

"Let's go, next stop. ”

The monk's tone was full of sarcasm, not knowing whether it was for me or for himself.

The following should be the Eight Precepts.

"Master, there is a Gaojiazhuang in front, and the youngest daughter of the Gaotai family was occupied by a pig demon, and later I subdued him here. ”

I said with some sneer, a little doubt about my role.

Can I really subdue this pig demon? This pig demon seems to have a lot of background.

However, at this time, the monk's eyes suddenly lit up and licked his lips, "Is his little daughter beautiful?"

Uh, looks like it's okay.

As soon as I finished speaking, I suddenly reacted that something seemed wrong.

I said Master, this is a journey to the west to subdue demons, not a trip to the north. You can't play like that. When the Buddha knows, he can't punish you.

"And when I'm done, you can cross me again. ”

The monk sneered.

Master's sturdy legs clamped the little white dragon, and the little white dragon rushed out with a scream under the pain.

I wiped the sweat from my head and chased after me.

By the time I arrived at Gaojiazhuang, the master had already dragged the pig demon out of the cave and pressed it to the ground and punched it.

The pig demon had already passed out, and the corners of his mouth were constantly bleeding, and he was about to be beaten to death.

"Xuanzang, stop. This is the Destiny I have arranged for you. In his previous life, he was the Marshal of Tianpeng who was in charge of Tianhe, the head of the four poles, and was deeply loved by the Jade Emperor. ”

Guanyin suddenly appeared again, her voice full of anxiety.

"Hahaha, Destiny, Destiny, fuck your destiny. ”

The monk at this time was completely different from before, smiling like crazy, and a touch of madness appeared in his eyes.

"I look at this day, I am free! I look at this land, it is vast and vast!"

"I see that in this world, there is only destiny!"

"You want to cross me, I don't know if I want you to cross!"

The monk roared, and the whole person looked like a mad demon. Instead, the Bodhisattva's face changed and he fell silent.

"Poof" The monk pulled out the pig demon's heart. Pop like the devil.

The monk looked at the blood in his hands, his face was full of ridicule and sneer, and his eyes were staring at the mole on the center of the Bodhisattva's eyebrows: "This is the Buddha!"

The Bodhisattva's face was shocked: "This is not a Buddha. ”

The monk smiled and threw the pig demon corpse in his hand on the ground, splashing a layer of dust.

Then you say, I am not a Buddha.

"The 10th Golden Cicada, of course, is a Buddha. ”

Then you say, the murderous golden cicada is not a Buddha! The smile on the monk's face was even worse, but his tone was terrifying.

"This ......," the Bodhisattva hesitated for the first time.

"Hahahaha, there are gods and Buddhas in the sky, and there are a few people who have never killed anyone!" the monk smiled coldly, turned around and rode on the white horse.

Goku, go.

I answered, confused, not knowing what to think.

When I passed by the Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva gave me a look, and I pretended not to see it.

It was night, by the gazebo in the backyard of Gao's house, the monk stared at the starry sky in a daze.

"Master, why did you kill that pig demon? I asked cautiously.

"That pig demon is long dead. The monk looked up at Xinghe and sighed.

Dead? The pig demon was obviously alive at the time, how could he be dead? I was a little puzzled, scratching my head.

The monk suddenly grinned, and lay down a little weakly, with his hands on his head, staring blankly at the stars in the sky.

He died on the day he was transformed into a god by the Buddha. After the monk finished speaking, he peeled a grape and stuffed it into his mouth.

Is this what this monk meant when he said that the gods and Buddhas killed people during the day? I seemed to understand something, but I didn't seem to understand anything.

Master, will you kill me?" I was suddenly a little frightened, and asked the monk in a low voice.

The monk turned his back to me and seemed to smile, "No." ”

Why, I plucked up the courage to continue asking.

"Because, you are my apprentice. When you are an apprentice, the master always has to cover it. ”

The monk pouted, rolled over, kicked me away, and swayed to Miss Gao's boudoir.

I looked at the monk's back with a look of despair and sighed.

I think this monk is crazy.