Already, five hundred years.

At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, among the grass and trees, I was bored watching a grasshopper jumping freely in front of me.

There was a scorching heat from behind, and I knew that the fire in the Five Elements Mountain was about to start crossing me again.

The Five Elements Mountain, the Five Fingers become a mountain, and the Five Elements cross the demons, but it is worthy of the handwriting of the Buddha.

Amitabha.

Feeling the pain in my back, I frowned slightly and whispered a Buddha name.

A gust of wind blew, and a shadow appeared in front of me.

"Wukong, it's been five hundred years. "Sister Guanyin appeared in front of me, with a kind tone and a dignified smile.

I looked at the mole on her brow in a daze, not knowing what she was going to say this time.

"Do you understand?" Guanyin's voice was gentle, as if it had a deep meaning.

I finally waited for this day, and I couldn't help but nod again and again: "Master Guanyin, I figured it out." I will never mess around again in the future, I will study the Buddhist scriptures hard, return to heaven, start with Bi Ma Wen, be promoted as soon as possible, and marry Zixia openly. ”

"And, I admit that I made trouble with the Heavenly Palace, and I also broke into the underworld. I cleverly added.

Guanyin nodded and smiled meaningfully at me: "It's good to wake up early." The Buddha only crosses people who have good thoughts. Now, I've got a chance for you here. ”

After speaking, Guanyin raised his hand, and a thick book fell in front of me.

"Starting tomorrow, you will accompany Xuanzang to the west to learn scriptures, cross the world, and then return to heaven, and it is not a problem to become a Buddha. ”

I shook my eyebrows when I heard this, so why are you giving me this book?

"This is the Journey to the West written by later generations, you just follow this novel and ensure that nothing goes wrong. Guanyin smiled.

I watched her smile and felt cold for some reason.

It's weird, the sun is so warm.

It was night, and I read this novel in the moonlight.

To be honest, I don't like how I behave in it, I don't like killing monsters.

Moreover, I am not as powerful as the book says, I am just a little stone monkey, although I am born with divine power, but this is not a big deal for those with great mana.

I just want to become a Buddha and marry Zixia.

Trapped at the bottom of the mountain, reading Buddhist scriptures for 500 years, I felt as if something had changed.

The next day, I looked eagerly at the end of the path, and it stands to reason that the monk would come today.

I waited until nightfall, and the monk didn't come.

Seven days later, at the end of the road, a bald head came towards me from afar.

After a few moments, the bald head stopped in front of me, and I stared blankly at the big brother in front of me.

The eldest brother is wearing a robe, and his bald head is not fake, but the robe on his body is casually draped, and his bare skin reveals the nine-pan dragon tattooed on his chest, with a big gold chain hanging around his neck, and a Zen staff in his hand I don't know how many catties and taels, and he waved his hand and snorted.

There was still a fierce aura between the monk's eyebrows.

For a while, I couldn't figure out if he was Xuanzang. In the book, it doesn't seem to be so.

The monk took a puff of his cigarette, threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, touched the monkey hair on my head, and muttered, "You're the monkey?"

What a monkey, Lao Tzu is the Monkey King, the Monkey King written in the book.

I did what was written in the book and bared my teeth at him.

The monk punched me directly in the head, causing me to grin in pain.

"Lao Tzu is your master, and he still grimacs at me. The monk said nonchalantly.

I said Master, I was wrong, please let me out quickly, you have to put that Nyorai charm......

Before I finished speaking, the monk quenched his phlegm, rolled up his sleeves, and punched the Wuzhi Mountain in front of him.

One punch, mountain crack.

Two punches, landslides.

Three punches, and the mountain will blow up.

Let's go. The monk turned around, his tone flat.

Master is awesome.

It seems that it is not the same as what is written in the book. I followed with a confused expression.

Bodhisattva, how do you feel that this Xuanzang is different from what you wrote in the book you gave me. If he hadn't been able to fly, I guess I wouldn't have had anything to do with learning from the scriptures.

Just as he was thinking, two tiger roars came from the mountain in front of him.

I hurriedly pulled the monk, Master, in front of the Erhu Mountain, there are two tigers in trouble, and I will go and persuade them to retreat.

The monk blinked, scratched his head and asked me with some confusion: "How can you persuade me to quit?"

Of course I said that it is reasonable, and the Buddhist scriptures have words......

Master smiled at me, said "Silly X", and then rolled up his sleeves and walked forward.

"You wait here for me, and the teacher will make you a pair of pants. ”

Suddenly, I felt the monk's eyes glow green.

After a while, the monk came back with a tiger leg on his shoulder and a tiger skin pants in his hand.

"Huh" the monk Nunu mouthed, stretched out his hand and handed it to me.

The tiger skin pants were made like a skirt, and they were dripping with blood, and I didn't know if I should take them.

"Master, this tiger is also life, and monks are not allowed to kill it. I looked at Master with some trepidation.

The monk grinned, a little self-deprecating.

"I ask you, I want to become a Buddha and go through calamities. To become a Buddha, the villain only needs to put down the butcher's knife and ascend to the ground. Is that reasonable?"

I said Master, you can't say that, as long as everyone is good, they can become Buddhas.

"Buddha Buddha Buddha!Hahahahahaha, full of gods and Buddhas!" The crazy monk suddenly burst out laughing, threw the tiger skin skirt to me, saw that I didn't dare to wear it, and said with a smile, if you don't wear it, I will wear you.

I was so scared that I hurriedly put it on.

I have to say that this monk does it fits quite well, at least it is very warm.

It was late at night, and the sky was full of stars.

Master and I sat on the ground outside a village, while the monk set up a fire and roasted tiger meat.

"Master, the Buddha said that monks can't eat meat. ”

I said, Master, you eat meat like this, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will blame you? Your old man is the reincarnation of the golden cicada.

The monk was generous, and reached out to hand me a piece, so frightened that I fell backwards.

"Haha, the dead are all dead, and they are not allowed to eat meat. Then you say, you eat vegetables, and vegetables are not life?" Master laughed, and even his body trembled a little.

"Bullshit Buddhist scriptures, all beings are equal...... Hahahaha, it's all fart. ”

The monk stopped with a smile and asked me, "Are you really Monkey King?"

I smiled bitterly, back then, our six brothers said that they would seal themselves as an X-day great sage together, and the boss bull demon king sealed a Pingtian great sage. I am the least daring, I don't dare to do this, let the monkeys under my command make a banner of the great sage, and walk in the sky.

Who knew that the monkey had his ears behind his ears and made a flag of the Monkey King, and when I woke up, the heavenly soldiers had all hit Huaguo Mountain.

The monk said I was cowardly.

I didn't care, I spread my shoulders and said, "I just want to finish this mission quickly, go back to Heaven to be promoted, work hard, and marry Zixia." ”

The monk smiled at me, and his smile seemed a little bitter, and he stopped talking.

"Wukong, I'm thirsty, go buy wine. After the monk finished eating the tiger meat, he looked up and said to me.

I said Master, the Buddha said......

The monk threw his Zen staff on the ground, stirred up a burst of dust, and asked me if I was going or not.

I went to buy wine for Master.

At night, I slept soundly and listened to the master beside me tossing and turning.

I said, Master, what are you doing, I'm a male monkey.

The master didn't speak, he lay quietly and stared at the starry sky, which was weird.

Later, Master told me that these three thousand worlds were like three thousand fire houses in his eyes. In the fire house, he couldn't sleep.

"Monkey, do you want to become a Buddha so much?" the monk looked at the starry sky and suddenly opened his mouth to ask me.

I don't know why, but I felt mockery in his voice.

"Yes, if I become a Buddha, I will be able to marry Zixia. ”

When the monk heard this, he suddenly laughed, but at the end of the laugh he cried. For a moment, I couldn't tell if he was crying or laughing.

Monkey, you know what, a Buddha can't have lust.

I didn't hear what the monk was saying, and when I turned my head to look at him, the monk had already fallen asleep with his head tilted, stretched out his leg and made a big word, snoring loudly.

I said, Master, you sleep like this, and you don't have the dignity of a Buddha at all.

I turned around, resting my head on my hands, and lay back looking at the starry sky.

I don't know if Zixia is okay. I suddenly remembered the fairy, the fairy who was holding peaches and smirking at me in the peach orchard.

It's a pity that I'm just a demon monkey, a monkey who has no ability, it doesn't matter, I can only look at the peach orchard and raise horses. Unlike Erlang God's three-eyed stupid X, he was born to be the nephew of the Queen Mother.

I rolled over and fell into a deep sleep.