The next day, the Bodhisattva came and gave Master a golden hoop and asked him to put it on my head.

The Master stared blankly at the Bodhisattva's face and the mole on the Bodhisattva's eyebrows, his eyes straightened, and the corners of his mouth drooled.

I was so frightened that I shuddered, and I quickly reminded him, Master, this is a Bodhisattva, you have to respect it, this is a leader.

Only then did the master come back to his senses, wiped his saliva and waved his hand, "You can take this thing back, a small circle, what can you do." ”

After speaking, he rolled up his sleeves proudly and said to the Bodhisattva, believe it or not, I can pinch his monkey head with one hand, do you want to show you.

As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed my head.

I was so frightened that my legs went limp, Master, I'm still young.

The Bodhisattva also nodded hurriedly and said, I believe, I believe.

Then the master reluctantly touched my monkey hair and let me go.

"Bodhisattva, I have time to play, monk I am in very good health, if you don't believe it, you can try. The master squinted his eyes, looked at the back of the Bodhisattva who was moving away, and said with a squinting face.

I said Master, the Buddha said that to become a Buddha, you must abstain from sex.

"What kind of sex to quit, people have seven emotions and six desires, if you give him a time, then what kind of life will he have. Master turned around and slapped me on the head, glaring at me and reprimanding me.

"Master, you can't hit me, the monkey is in a hurry and bites. I scratched my head aggrievedly and looked at Master.

Master suddenly looked into my eyes and fell silent, and sighed, "Then aren't you lustful for Zixia?"

I quickly explained that I had pure affection for Zixia, not lust.

Master looked at me for a long time, and sighed when he saw that the monkey hair stood up all over my body.

A day later, I looked at the hill in front of me and reminded Master that there were villains in front of me, and Master must not kill them, so I asked me to persuade them.

Master looked at me for a long time with green eyes, but nodded.

I carried my baggage and opened the way in front, and before I could get closer, I saw a few people running out.

"Well, I opened this mountain, I planted this road, if you want to cross it from here, leave it to buy road money!" a bearded gangster rushed over with a few of his men, shouting at my master and apprentice.

I hurriedly stepped forward and pulled the eldest brother, saying that you may not know, eldest brother, we came out in a hurry, and we didn't bring much money, so you still let us go.

The eldest brother laughed, pointed at me and said why do you look like this, and you are wearing tiger skin pants, it is really ugly.

I looked back at Master, who was already rolling up his sleeves.

I hurriedly said Big brother, my appearance is natural, the Buddha said, all living beings are equal, you can't rob me because I'm ugly. And we really didn't bring any money.

When the eldest brother heard this, he waved his big sword, stared at him and shouted, "Little ones, kill him for me." ”

I was about to say a few more words when Master had already rushed forward with his staff waving.

In the shouting and killing in the sky, the monk waved his Zen staff, like a tiger entering a flock of sheep, and fell down after a circle.

I tugged at my master's sleeve and begged him to stop and let me cross them.

"Haha, Duhua Duhua, but don't ask if people want to be Duhua, bullshit Buddhist scriptures, fucking is not as happy as a stick. As he spoke, the monk smashed the bearded man's head with a stick.

In a short time, a corpse. I asked Master, was it because of this that you were beaten down by Nyolai?

The monk's eyes were gloomy, and after a long time, he sighed and shook his head.

So, were you so grumpy? I rubbed my head, curious.

The book says that the ninth generation of this golden cicada is a Buddha, and after reincarnation, the tenth life finally became Tang Xuanzang. Why is it a killing god now?

The monk turned around and left, not saying a word.

After taking a few steps, the monk waved his hand: "Let's go, Lao Tzu is thirsty, I want to drink a lot of wine, two catties!"

At the wine table, I looked at the monk who was eating Haisai with a sad face.

Master, you are like this, how could Tang Taizong let you come out to learn the scriptures.

The monk stuffed chicken legs in his mouth, looked at me with a bowl of wine and said, "I dismantled his dragon chair, this Buddha said that everyone in the world is equal, why does he make a dragon chair, I can't sit still." ”

No wonder that Taizong will let you come out to learn the scriptures, you are listening to the Buddha at this time.

I pursed my lips and watched as the monk ordered another plate of beef.

The monk suddenly asked me, how the hell did you make such a fuss in the Heavenly Palace at that time.

I said that it was the strongest weapon of the Heavenly Court - the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun blew up the Heavenly Court, injuring 100,000 heavenly soldiers, and just after I finished feeding the horses, I was blown up when I passed by there.

The Taishang Laojun told the Jade Emperor that I did it, the Jade Emperor and the Taishang Laojun have a good relationship, and the Taishang Laojun is the Taoist leader, comparable to the Sanqing, and the power is very great, and the Jade Emperor is also happy to pretend to be confused.

Then, as soon as I woke up, I was tied up and beaten by the Jade Emperor. Who do you want me to talk to about this?

The monk asked me again how the I was making a fuss.

That's my eldest brother Bull Demon King took a few brothers to go together, I went to sightseeing as the eldest to cheer, who knew that the boss waved his pen, and the life and death of me and the monkey monkey grandson were also changed, and after coming out, several brothers said that I did it.

Later, Heavenly Court felt that the strength of the Bull Demon King was too strong, and he was happy to make a mistake, and punished me for five hundred years, and did not provoke the old cow.

So you've been a scapegoat?" the monk looked at me with a frown, a sneer.

I nodded, and spread my hands indifferently.

Who made me a monkey?

And Master, you can't keep scolding, the Buddha said that it's not right to scold people.

The monk put the chicken leg down and slammed the bowl to the ground. "Lao Tzu is full, go!"

I suddenly felt that the monk seemed to have an enmity with the Buddha, otherwise, why was he angry?

I rubbed my head and followed with my luggage.

The next stop is the little white dragon, the dragon king has already dressed up the little white dragon, and he still tied a red flower around his neck, waiting for the monk to ride.

"Hello Master, Master, I'm the Dragon King. ”

"Hello Dragon King, I'm a master. "The monk is not modest at all.

The dragon king also looked confused, but he was worthy of being a god for many years, his face remained unchanged and he kept smiling, and shook hands with the monk.

"Hello master, this is my little white dragon, I used to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble all day long, and my body was empty. I heard that the master was going to ride him, and in the past few years, he has been practicing day and night, training his body in various ways, going to bed early and getting up early to be in good health, for fear of being caught to death by the master. Now this strong body is waiting for the master to come. ”

The dragon king said, a smile on his face.

Nonsense, this is a great achievement, when this matter is over, I can become a Buddha, and the little white dragon must not become a golden-bodied Arhat?

The monk pursed his lips and looked at the fat and strong little white dragon.

"Monk, I have a hundred and eight thousand miles, you tell me this?"

As he spoke, he reached out and pinched the little white dragon's horse face, and the little white dragon instantly screamed in pain.

Old Dragon King, my apprentice has one less weapon, you bring it to him. Otherwise, just this little dragon, I will kill you in minutes.

The monk's tone was not good, but there was a sudden warm current in my heart.

The old dragon king was really not stingy with so many treasures, clapping his hands, and after a while, a group of monsters brought a big iron rod.

"This is the Dinghai Divine Needle, weighing 108,000 catties, it can be big or small, as long as your apprentice can take it, it is his. A hint of cunning flashed in the old dragon king's eyes.

He may have investigated me, but I am just a little demon monkey, raising horses in the heavenly court to look at the peach orchard, and I don't have any prestige. He was even framed in various ways.

But...... I was born with a stone monkey and possessed divine powers, and he didn't know that.

Under the astonished eyes of the old dragon king and his entourage, I picked up the stick without difficulty.

It's so big or small, I shoved it into my ear. When I turned my head, I seemed to see a glint in the monk's eyes.

The monk saw me staring at him and smiled at me: Your baby can be big or small, it's really good, or let's change, I will also have fun if I meet a female goblin or something on the road.

I subconsciously tightened the chrysanthemum and quickly shook my head.

The monk sighed rather disappointed.

I said, Master, monks can't do that. If you either drink alcohol and eat meat or kill people all day long, the Buddha will definitely punish you.

"Hehe, if you come," when the master heard the Buddha, his face was contemptuous, and he buttoned his nails: "Stupid X one." ”

After the master finished speaking, he rode away on the little white dragon. Leaving behind the dragon king and his retinue who looked at each other.

I hurriedly caught up and said Master, how can you slander the Buddha, it's good that Sister Guanyin asked me to look at you, I am also a disciple of Buddhism, you can't insult my ancestor like this.

"Got it. ”

Master shrugged, snapped the reins, and rode away.

In the evening, by the campfire, Master put down the wine jar, wiped the wine stains on his mouth with his robe, and asked me with a smile, "Are you willing to learn magic powers?"

Why am I learning that thing, it's weird and laborious.

I have the Buddha and the heavenly court, why should I learn that thing? I pouted.

The monk looked at me and smiled contemptuously. It seems to me, and it seems to the Buddha and the heavenly court.

"If you don't learn, I'll kill you. ”

As the monk spoke, the Zen staff in his hand shook, so frightened that I quickly knelt down and buckled my head.

"Thank you for your teachings. ”