Chapter Twenty-Six: The Evil Guest
Aunt Shen Fuzhi is really a woman who can go out of the hall and enter the kitchen of the market.
She returned to her small restaurant, which was a third of an acre, and her spirit was doubled, and she rolled up the sleeves of her Jinluo shirt and tied it up, and began to roast her waists and intestines.
"The threshold of the prime minister's house is not good, Sister Huan'er fell in Zeng's Mansion today, Meituan, you go and hire a donkey cart, send Sister Huan'er back first, and I will do a night market with Ah Si."
Yao Huan refused to accept her aunt's arrangement: "Auntie, I won't go back, I want to help from left to right, let's see if I can learn today?" I can't hurt half a finger. At the moment, the shop is as busy as the two armies are fighting, and Meituan will stay to help you. ”
After that, without waiting for his aunt to say anything more, Yao Huan had already gone out of the back kitchen again, walked outside like flowers, blessed the two male guests who were looking around, and said with a smile: "The two of you are invited, but it happens that there is a table vacant." When you come to the capital, you can't help but try the vinegared pork intestines and glutinous rice tripe in my store. ”
The male guests were stunned for a moment, and one of them asked curiously: "How do you know that the two of us are from other states in Beijing?" ”
Yao Huan said: "My aunt and I rushed to the shop to take care of the business, and when we passed by, I heard the two of us discussing going to Daxiangguo Temple tomorrow. If you are from the capital, you don't say Daxiangguo Temple, but 'Xianglan'. ”
Regarding the authentic name of Daxiangguo Temple, Yao Huan also learned it from Meituan. That day, Yao Huan pretended to be careless and asked Meituan, if he called a donkey cart to go to the Great Xiangguo Temple, how much would it cost, Meituan was surprised: "Sister Huan, you really bumped into a foreigner, when will we Kaifeng City call Xianglan like this." ”
At that time, after Yao Huan was stunned for a short time, he understood that "Jialan" is synonymous with Buddhist temples, and it is no wonder that Daxiangguo Temple is referred to as "Xianglan" by the people of Beijing.
At this moment, hearing the reason for being recognized, the foreigner also suddenly realized: "Oh, so. ”
However, Yao Huan spoke gently, without the slightest arrogance, but like a host who enthusiastically taught the know-how.
The foreigner didn't feel embarrassed, only found it interesting, so he said briskly: "Yan, you can talk like this, let's try your signature food." ”
"Bad", is the Song Dynasty for the restaurant and wine shop in the waitress of the general name, the foreign guest said these two words when a little weak, first, because of the example of Xiangguo Temple in front, he is only afraid that Kyoto has a more appropriate name for the bartender, second, because he looked carefully, the little lady in front of him was wearing a purple ayaluo.
This out-of-state tourist happened to be a small merchant who did silk business, and when he knew the goods, he couldn't help but muttered softly to his companions when he sat down: "Mother, in the end, it is the capital, and a bad person is also wearing brocade." ”
The companion smacked his lips, but not because he was envious, but because he smelled the warm and fragrant smell of hot meat in the store, and the tip of his tongue involuntarily secreted saliva.
He looked up, looked at a row of wooden chips with the names of the dishes written on the wall beside him, studied for a moment, and was about to order food with Yao Huan with great interest, but the expression on his face suddenly changed, and the two lips opened widely, as if he had seen an unbelievable scene.
"Brother, what's wrong?" The silk merchant was frightened by his companion and asked solemnly.
Yao Huan, who was waiting on the side to take the order, also found that the guest's face was wrong, and he was about to ask a question, but the stunned guest got up, walked to the wall, stretched out his hand, and slapped it here, and waved a fist there, as if he was grabbing something.
His behavior was also strange, and the amplitude was so large that the diners in the room who had been grinding their teeth and going down to the water couldn't help but abandon the food on their plates and cast their eyes on it.
The guest grinned and waved a dozen punches, then suddenly turned around and said to his fellow silk merchant with a roar: "Silver collar, come and help me continue!" Silver collars with white flowers are sprinkled down from the girders! ”
His shout frightened the diners at the surrounding tables to get up and take a few steps back.
What is the situation? Is this person crazy?
Yao Huan was both shocked and frightened, and looked back at the silk merchant, who was also confused, but in the end it was his companion, so he hurriedly stepped forward to support him and patted his face: "Brother Tai, what nonsense are you talking about?" Where did the silver collar come from! ”
The man turned his face and was about to argue, when he suddenly stared at Yao Huan again, pointed at Yao Huan and said, "Fairy Gu, Fairy Gu Wow!" The fairy girl riding the crane is here, hey, you crane, why do you still have two heads......"
As he spoke, he was about to pounce on Yao Huan.
Yao Huan is a well-informed modern traverser, and he can't help but dodge in a panic with an "ah", and there is already a Lifu diner who is like a cow on the side, standing up and holding down the man.
"Outsiders, what kind of madness are you coming to the capital!"
Another older, easy-going diner heard the troublemaker talking with a big tongue, and only said that he was drunk too much and was crazy, so he took the initiative to come out and say, "This friend is drunk?" From here, a hundred steps to the west, it is the doctor who sells sobering pills, quickly help him to teach Langzhong to take a look, don't hurt his stomach. ”
Unexpectedly, before the well-wisher's words fell, the madman, who was still struggling in the hands of Lifu, suddenly straightened up, his neck stiffened, and he softened like a broken lantern that had lost its bones.
"God, it's really evil!"
"Ghost on the body in broad daylight......"
For a while, everyone in the store shouted and avoided it, and Lifu, who was holding down the crazy customer, had already spread his hand and exited the door, for fear that his companion would take too hard of his own hand and beat people to death.
My aunt and Meituan, who were busy in the back kitchen, and Ah Si, who was cleaning up the tables and chairs outside the shed in the west, heard or saw the big movement, and they all ran out.
Yao Huan lifted his skirt and was about to run over to explain the reason to them, but in a hurry, he collided head-on with an old boatman who was fleeing out, and was about to fall to the ground.
But someone grabbed his shoulders and stabilized him.
Yao Huan took a breath and turned his head to look-
It turned out to be Shao Qing, Shao Langzhong!
Shao Qing didn't care to greet her, grabbed a few steps to catch the madman lying on the wooden table, stuffed a ball of handkerchief into his mouth without saying a word, and then set up the person's two arms, making his whole person appear in an upright state.
"Beware of him being delirious and biting his tongue!" Shao Qing briefly explained to the madman's fellow silk merchant.
Then he asked, "Does he have epilepsy?" ”
The silk merchant said in a loud voice: "No, no, we are fellow villagers, we came to the capital together, and we were good all the way, how did we suffer evil as soon as we entered this restaurant!" ”
When he said this, he suddenly stood up and pointed to Shen Fuzhi, who rushed to him: "You are the master's family?" You...... Is there something unclean in your place? ”
Shen Fuzhi has been running a shop for several years, and the ancestors of the three religions and nine streams have never dealt with him, and in a flash, he suspected that the guests were here to extort money, and he was about to scold, but at a glance he recognized that the person who was supporting the crazy customer was Shao Qing, and suddenly stopped the foul mouth that had reached his mouth.
"Shao Langzhong, again, are you again?"