The first ghost slave auctioned by the fanged ghost fetched a good price for its large size and obedient performance. But the second ghost slave it auctioned turned out to be just an old ghost, in addition to being able to write novels, it is a light head, which is of some practical use. As a result, there are very few offerers.

But when he saw that this old ghost was about to be sold at a price that was not much higher than the auction price, an old man on crutches on the periphery suddenly quoted a high price of one hundred yin yuan, which surprised everyone.

The old man was tall at the waist, and at first glance he looked like a practitioner, and the crutches were obviously only to show his majesty. Behind him stood two big men, wearing armor and carrying swords, who were the old man's entourage.

"It turned out to be Master Xiao!" When the buyer who had previously bid for the price saw the old man in black, he immediately stepped forward to say hello and complimented: "Since the group leader Xiao also wants to buy this ghost slave, the contemptible people naturally don't dare to fight with the group master anymore!" Alas, why did the owner of the regiment call such a high price? It's a waste, it's a waste! ”

"What is wasted?"

The Xiao Tuan Master didn't give the other party any face, and still kept a straight face. He pointed to the people and ghosts on and off the stage, and said, "You boring guys, can this old ghost only be used as a lamp in your eyes?" Is the knowledge and talent in his head really completely useless? ”

The two friends and the fanged ghost on the stage just now didn't dare to speak out at all, they only lowered their heads and were trained, and the other people and ghosts present also listened quietly, it seems that this Xiao Tuan Master's background is not small.

I secretly stabbed Cao Zhe and asked him what is the origin of this Xiao Tuan Master?

Cao Zhe said in a low voice: "He is the leader of the Black Tiger Regiment, specializing in training gladiators!" ”

"Black Tiger Regiment? Gladiator? ”

"Hmmm! It's not convenient to talk about this now, next time I'll take you to the gladiatorial arena to have a look, and I'll talk about it in detail when the time comes! Cao Zhe gave me a look.

Xiao Tuan Master was not angry and arrogant, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he calmed everyone. He casually threw a money bag onto the stage and said to the fanged ghost who was presiding over the auction: "I bought this old ghost, and no one will pay a higher price than a hundred yin yuan!" ”

"Good, good! Deal! The fanged ghost was so pleased that he agreed without even thinking about it, and waved his hand to untie the collar around the old ghost slave's neck.

The old ghost slave walked off the stage tremblingly, and made a gesture at the master of the Xiao regiment, and shouted: "Master! ”

"Hey! It doesn't have to be this way! Master Xiao waved his hand and said to the old ghost slave: "Brother, I am also an old immortal!" When I was young, I was used to fighting and killing, and when I was old, I thought about reading a book in order to understand more big truths! How about you go back with me and be a private teacher for me? ”

"That's good! That's good! "The old ghost was full of tears, and he cried with joy.

"Let's go!" Xiao Tuan Master held the old ghost's hand, turned around and left. He should have just happened to pass by, and he was generous when he saw that the road was uneven. That old ghost has finally met someone who knows the goods!

"That...... The atmosphere was a little awkward! The fanged ghost snorted, and then tried to quickly draw everyone's attention back to it, "Next, I'll find you an interesting guy to liven up the atmosphere!" Bring the next one! ”

When the ghost minions in the audience heard this, they brought another ghost slave. It directly untied the rope in the ghost slave's hand, pushed it violently and said, "Go up!" ”

The ghost slave was quite funny, with a round and large nose like a garlic; The ears are also large, and they are the ears of the whistle; a pair of small mung bean eyes, and a bit of cockfighting; The most ridiculous thing is its mouth, which is thick and wide, even if the corners of the mouth are drooping at this time, it makes people feel that it is laughing!

Although it was a little reluctant, it still obediently flipped up the heel, flipped from the stage to the stage, and made a few clumsy, ridiculous movements and exaggerated, funny expressions, and appeared very skillful. The already somewhat cold scene became lively again, and the audience watched it with interest.

"It's a clown!" The fanged ghost introduced, "It played a clown in the circus before it was born, and it played for decades, and it was too deep into the play to get out." When you die, you become a clown! However, after it became a ghost, it didn't lose its ability to be funny. I'm going to let it tell the big guys a few jokes now, how about that? ”

"Good! Let's take a few paragraphs! ”

The crowd applauded.

Even if the clown ghost is reduced to a ghost slave, he is still very professional on stage. It cleared its throat and grinned, "Hehe! Then I'll tell you a few bad jokes! ”

"What kind of joke is good?"

"What? As you see fit? ”

"That's not going to work! It's so exquisite! ”

"To tell a joke, you have to look at the occasion and the object, you can't talk nonsense! Especially if you are clowns like us, if you offend someone, you will have to smash your job! ”

The clown ghost talked to himself on stage, and his expression was very funny. It pretended to look at the audience, and then faked surprise: "Huh! Why is it that no matter whether it is a person or a ghost, the one standing down here is a man! ”

"It's not scientific!"

"Where have all the women gone? Are you all bachelors? ”

"Wrong! I have a wife! "There was a heckle in the audience.

"Oh? Brother, how many pounds does your wife have? The clown ghost took the lead.

"One hundred pounds!"

"A hundred pounds? Brother, how did you raise it? It's so skinny! The clown ghost looked disdainful, "My wife has three hundred pounds, and she has been raising it for four months, so she quickly sold it!" Otherwise, there won't be enough feed at home for it to eat! ”

"Hehehe!"

The joke is actually average, but it can make the audience laugh anyway.

"Actually, my wife doesn't want to be that fat!" The clown ghost went on to talk about the next one, and it said with a sad face: "Once, she also went to get a fitness card to plan to lose weight!" ”

"After a month of working out, she came to me and said, 'Look at you! My belt used to be only fastened to the first hole, but today it can be fastened to the second hole! ’”

"I looked at it calmly and said, 'Well, you've been practicing for a month, and you've got a lot of strength!' ”

"Hahaha!"

The laughter of the crowd was a little louder than before, and sure enough, the burden was thrown out one by one.

"I'll ask you one more question!" The clown ghost grimaced again, "Why, we only often hear about the original partner beating the mistress, but rarely hear about the husband beating the adulterer?" ”

Everyone at the bottom shook their heads, waiting with interest for its answer.

"Because, the junior is generally slimmer than the original match, so he can't beat the original match! And the adulterer is generally stronger than the husband, otherwise how could that wife cheat? ”

"Haha! Reasonable! Makes sense! ”

The audience below laughed again, this joke is really cold enough, and it is quite reasonable.

"But, do you know how I died?" The clown ghost pretended to be distressed again, "Woo woo! I'm so wronged to die! ”

"How did you die?" At this time, someone will definitely pick up.

"One day, I was napping on the couch. Woooooo The clown ghost continued to "wipe his tears": "After a while, my 300-pound wife came over and wanted to watch TV, but she carelessly didn't see me, and actually sat me to death with a butt!" ”

"The most infuriating thing is that when she got to the court, the judge didn't hold her accountable! Woooooo ”

"Why?"

"Because the law is not 'heavy'!"

"Hahaha!"

At this moment, all the audience was amused by it! This clown is so much fun!

However, the fanged ghost did not come to set up a stall to perform, so he accepted it when he saw it, made a gesture for the clown ghost to step back first, and then applauded in a wry manner, and laughed: "How are you?" I'm funny, little clown! It's got a belly full of jokes! ”

"In addition to telling jokes, it can also sing tunes, perform acrobatics, and do magic tricks! If anyone wants to listen to it every day, buy it! Uh, the starting price is ...... One hundred and twenty yin yuan! ”

The starting price was already very high, but it still couldn't stop the enthusiasm of the buyers below, and they bid one after another.

"I'll give one hundred and fifty!"

"I'm out one hundred and eighteen!"

"Two hundred!"

"Two hundred and five!"

......

In the end, the owner of a drama troupe bought the clown ghost for 360 Yin Yuan, and the transaction price was just three times the starting price!

The fanged ghost was very proud, and in just a few moments, he earned more than 600 Yin Yuan by selling three ghost slaves. Sure enough, the business of reselling ghost slaves is a huge profit!

"The last lot!" It continued to shout, "This one down there, but a stunner! It is impossible to meet it, so make sure that your eyes are comfortable! Come on, pull it up! ”

The ghost minion brought in a ghost slave again. This ghost slave is not as depressed as other ghost slaves, and it is dirty, but it is very carefully covered with a pure white robe, and its face is also covered with a veil, which looks particularly mysterious. However, looking at its slender figure, it should be a female ghost.

"Take off the veil!" The fanged ghost commanded.

The female ghost hesitated, but raised her hand to remove the veil.

"Wow! Beauty! ”

"This female ghost is so beautiful!"

"What beauty? It's supposed to be called a goddess! ”

Although there is a difference between yin and yang, it still does not affect me to appreciate such a beautiful face. That female ghost is almost the most beautiful female ghost I've ever seen, and even in the sun, it's a charming character!

The female ghost's face was pale, and she stood on the stage frowning, as if she was a little scared. But it is this demeanor that shows her coldness, weakness and grievances, which makes people feel pity when they see her, and want to hug her into their arms for comfort.

Even me, a big living person, thought so, and the male ghosts next to me screamed like chicken blood, excited and excited, and began to scream!