248 Table Lamp Ghosts

"Boss, will you listen to people like a big stupid man?"

As soon as the fanged ghost who sold the ghost slave spoke, there were immediately knowledgeable buyers at the bottom who began to find faults.

"Don't worry! Feel relieved! Absolutely understandable! The fanged ghost quickly patted his chest to pack the ticket, "Although it has a stupid head, it is absolutely obedient!" ”

"Then you let it move! It's useless to just stand there stupidly, and talk about it! ”

"That's right! Isn't he a fool? ”

The buyers below were not so easy to fool at all, and they coaxed one after another.

"No problem! No problem! The fanged ghost hurriedly played a round. I saw him pull out a short whip from his waist, walk up to the big ghost slave and raise it. The ghost slave actually stepped back, as if he was particularly afraid of the horsewhip.

The fanged ghost pointed to a large rock next to him and rebuked, "Pick it up! ”

The big ghost slave stared at the horsewhip with his eyes, and when he saw that he pointed to the stone, he consciously walked over and picked it up. The big stone is estimated to be about 200 catties to the touch, but it can be easily picked up, and it really has a lot of strength.

"Drop"

The fanged ghost's whip pointed at the ground again.

"Boom!"

The big ghost slave threw the big stone directly.

"Stand firm! Don't move! ”

The fanged ghost waved his whip again, instructing. The ghost slave stood stupidly again.

"Beat it!"

This time, the fanged ghost yelled at the other two minions.

The ghost minions were already prepared, each holding a wooden stick in their hands, and with a strange scream, they rushed over and "crackled" at the big ghost slave. The ghost slave didn't dodge, didn't shout pain, didn't even change his expression, and still stared at the horsewhip with stunned eyes.

"Click!"

The stick in the hand of one of the ghost minions was actually broken by it, but the big ghost slave was still indifferent.

"Enough!"

The fanged ghost stopped just in time, then pointed his whip at a stone wall behind him and shouted, "Crash into it!" ”

The ghost slave really only obeyed the command of the horsewhip, and suddenly ran up and slammed into the stone wall!

"Bang!"

The big ghost slave was bounced back and fell to the ground shaking his head. But it did not cry out in pain, and struggled to its feet again, its eyes continuing to be fixed on the horsewhip in its master's hand, as if waiting for the next order.

The fanged ghost triumphantly said to everyone, "How is it, my ghost slave is obedient enough, right?" ”

The buyers present all nodded, obviously satisfied with the performance of the ghost slave.

"Hmmm! It's stupid, it's stupid, but the strength is still quite big! ”

"yes, it should work well when you're fighting! Just let it put on its full body armor and rush forward in a daze, it will definitely be able to disrupt the opponent's position! ”

"Not bad! Not bad! Boss, how much does this ghost slave sell? ”

The fanged ghost was obviously very good at observing words and feelings, and when he saw the crowd of interested parties, he sold it first: "Is this guest only going to buy ghost slaves, or does he even want to buy my horse whip?" ”

"Nonsense! That's how you trained it with this whip, and if you want to buy it, you must buy it together! "The buyer was certainly not stupid.

"Good! Then I'll have a bundle! The fanged ghost immediately took the opportunity to raise the price, "The starting price of this ghost slave is eighty yin yuan, and a horsewhip is attached!" Has anyone bought it? ”

"Eighty I'll buy it!"

Even so, someone raised their hand at the first moment.

"I'm eighty-five!" But then someone quoted a new price.

"One hundred!"

"One hundred and one!"

"One hundred and fifteen!"

Obviously, such a practical hunky ghost slave is still very popular. There are living people and ghosts participating in the auction, and the living people should still want to drive it to work when they buy it back, but I am afraid that it will not be the ghost when they buy it back. I don't think the ghost buyers who are the most happy to bid are not good people, and they are probably the leaders of a certain little ghost gang, and they are lacking this kind of "daredevils" who can charge into battle.

After more than a dozen rounds of bidding, this ghost slave was indeed bought by one of the ghost buyers. The transaction price was more than double the starting price, reaching 215 Yin Yuan!

The fanged ghost took the money and was overjoyed. He waved his hand to the audience and asked the minions to bring up the next ghost slave from the auction. The second ghost slave turned out to be an old ghost slave wearing a thick hood, it was hunched over, skinny, and I don't know what special ability can get on this auction table?

"This old ghost, seventy-one years old, was an old pedant before his death, and he didn't have any skills in his life, so he knew how to read, write articles, and write novels!" The fanged ghost raised his voice and said, "It has hundreds of books and thousands of poems in its head, and it is rich in learning, brilliant in writing, and excellent in calligraphy. If there are guests who like literature, you can buy it back and be an old scholar, and you can have one more bosom friend! ”

But as soon as the fanged ghost finished introducing it like this, it immediately attracted a burst of laughter from below.

Someone sneered loudly: "A sour old man who has no power to restrain his chicken, what can he do when he buys it back?" Still like to write novels? Ha ha! Now people who write novels can't even support themselves, can they support others? Don't talk nonsense! ”

The fanged ghost was not in a hurry or annoyed, and responded with a smile: "Don't worry, this guest! In addition to writing novels, it has other specialties. I'm going to show it, it's not awesome, but it's definitely practical! ”

"Take your hat off!" It commanded with its whip pointed at the old ghost slave.

The old ghost trembled and shuddered as he reached out and removed the hood from his head. A blinding white light was released from its head, causing the crowd of onlookers and ghosts who were not prepared at all to involuntarily raise their hands to block their eyes. We are all accustomed to the dim light in Zuoqiu City, and the sudden appearance of such a bright light source is really unbearable.

"It's so bright! Hurry up and let it put the hat on! Someone shouted hurriedly.

"It's okay, I'll make it dim a bit!" The fanged ghost flicked his whip and whipped it on the stone slab at the old ghost's feet. The old ghost was startled, and immediately obediently dimmed the light on his head, and made it much softer. At this time, the glowing head looked much more comfortable.

"It had to read books and write articles every night before it was alive, and it had a big light bulb on its head, but it had already lost its head. That light bulb shines on its big bald head every night, and after so many decades, it has become a lamp ghost! Hahaha! ”

Indeed, the old ghost stood on the stage, his bare head was shining, and he could adjust the brightness, didn't it look like a table lamp?

At this time, the onlookers finally became interested, pointing to the old ghost slave and discussing, and it seemed that many people wanted to buy it.

Seeing that the effect of the propaganda seemed to be a little hot, the fanged ghost continued to sell: "It is forbidden to use open flames for lighting in Zuoqiu City. But it is inevitable that some people's eyes are not very good, how can they see things clearly with a little light from the ghost fire? This old ghost, although he can't do any heavy work, is good for lighting, and it is very practical! ”

"Alright, stop blowing! That's it! Another knowledgeable person sneered, "You just said how much you plan to sell, right?" ”

When the fanged ghost saw that someone had dismantled its platform, he was a little unhappy. But it also seemed to know that it had blown a little too much, so it had to honestly bid for it: "Then we will bid for it now!" A table lamp ghost, the starting price is fifty yin yuan! Does anyone want it? ”

"Fifty? It's a bit more expensive......"

"yes, after all, it's dispensable!"

"If it's five, I'll think about it, hehe!"

After drying for a long time, no one bid. The fanged ghost was a little anxious, and asked again: "Fifty Yin Yuan!" The starting price is already very cheap! ”

"I want fifty!" Finally, someone raised his hand and shouted, "You can save a lot of ghost fire talismans by buying it back and putting it at home!" ”

"At home? It's older than your dad, buy it back and be a grandfather? The companion next to the man laughed at him, and then raised his hand as well, "I run a dance hall, there are many guests, and I need a light source." I'm out of fifty-one! ”

"Nima, come and grab everything from me!" The man laughed and scolded, "It's okay if your dance hall is dark!" Who takes a female partner to a dance hall and wants to be seen clearly by everyone? It's fun to get a little darker, so it's easy to start! You, the boss, don't understand the needs of the guests, no wonder the business can't be hot! ”

"Don't you see that its head can be brightened? I'll let it flash brightly and darkly, and teach this old man to dance disco, it's definitely a good gimmick! ”

"Hahaha!"

The people and ghosts next to them burst into laughter when they heard the two of them tearing each other down. There aren't many onlookers, and the ghost doesn't like the dazzling light, so it is estimated that one of the two is the one who wants to buy this old ghost slave.

"Fifty-one! Do you want to increase the price? The fanged ghost saw that the two friends were still talking nonsense, so he urged.

"I'm out of fifty-two!" The one who spoke first had to add another one.

"Fifty-three!" The latter is clearly open to buy or not, and he is deliberately making trouble.

"Fifty-four! Hey, don't make a fuss! Save a Yin Yuan, isn't it good for our brothers to go to the city to drink? The former one laughed and scolded.

"Okay, okay! But you said it yourself, if you are the east today, I will give you this ghost! ”

"No problem! Let's go after buying! ”

"It's a deal!"

The fanged ghost originally thought that these two could compete with each other and raise the price, but he didn't expect to reach a tacit understanding so quickly, so he had no choice but to shout as usual: "Is there anyone else bidding?" ”

......

"Fifty-four firsts!"

"Fifty-four for the second time!"

"Fifty-Four Third ......"

"A hundred!"

The fanged ghost's counts came to an abrupt halt, and everyone looked to the other side in surprise.

Behind the crowd walked in an old man in black. He had a gray beard, a piercing gaze, and a long tiger-headed cane in his hand.