011 Who's the King?

It's Wednesday, and it's another ghost market day. But I'm in a really bad mood, and I don't want to go at home. After dinner, I lay on the couch and watched TV. Mom thought it was a little strange and asked you if you didn't go to your master's place if you didn't study at night today? I said that Master had something to do in the past few days and told me to wait for him to call.

As soon as the voice fell, my mobile phone rang, and it was Master calling. It's really what to say, I don't see such an accurate way to buy lottery tickets!

"Where are you?" Master asked.

"I'm at home......" My mother was standing in front of her, and she couldn't tell a lie if she wanted to.

"Why can't you come back yet?"

"Oh, I'll go over now."

"Hurry up! I can't do it alone! Master urged.

Alas, still have to go! I hung up the phone and reluctantly went to put on my shoes and get ready to go out. My mother knew the rules and never asked us what we were doing, she just said, "Be careful, come back early, and go to school tomorrow." ”

"Oh!" I said yes casually and walked out.

When I arrived at the small courtyard of Master's house, Master was really busy. He didn't ask me why I came so late, and just called me to go to the gecko. The master and apprentice were busy until ten o'clock in the evening, and I saw that the master didn't seem to have eaten yet, so I was a little distracted, so I said that I had eaten at home, and I would do the rest of the work, and let him cook the noodles and eat them by himself.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, the master and apprentice pushed the cart to the ghost market on time. When Uncle Li saw the master, he still greeted him politely. When the master entered the ghost market and saw the old man looking at the grave, the two just nodded to each other, and they didn't even ask what happened ten days ago. I'm a little anxious, didn't Master promise to find a way to solve it?

Master didn't ask, and I couldn't nag anymore, so I had to work with my head stuffy and set up a stall. The stall was set up, but I was in no mood to greet business, so I sat on a stool and buttoned my nails.

It's also strange, I don't need to say hello, those old customers themselves have come to take care of the business one after another. It seems that as long as Master is there, even if he is just lying in the chair and dozing off, everything will continue as usual.

"Xiaosheng, first give each of our two elders a bowl of five-poison porridge. Well, ten more skewers of roasted toads! Liu Gong and Liu Po supported each other, and naturally found a table to sit down.

I brought the porridge over, but I stood next to it and didn't leave, and asked, "Liu Gong and Liu Po, why didn't you come to the ghost market last time?" ”

Liu Gong and Liu Po were stunned for a moment, you look at me, I look at you, one said she had a headache, and the other said that he had chest tightness, so he (her) didn't come out at home.

I sneered and asked, "Who has a headache, who has a chest tightness, and who accompanies whom?" ”

Liu Gong replied first: "I have a headache, her chest is tight, and we are both uncomfortable!" ”

I shook my head and left. Are you a ghost and still have a headache and brain fever? I don't believe these "nonsense"!

Business was better than usual tonight, and regular customers came to the door one by one. After the lesson of the last time, when checking out, I always asked the ghost customers to pour paper money into the cash register by themselves, and refused to wrap sacks, paper bags, plastic boxes, etc. The ghost customers all shook their heads, saying that my little baby was too serious. Nonsense! The last time the loss was so big, can I not be more serious?

Business reached 3 a.m., there were fewer customers, things were almost sold, and I finally had some time to rest. Although business was good tonight, I was still haunted by what Master had promised, and I turned my head to look at him from time to time. But the master seemed to be really indifferent, lying on the chaise longue and dozing off, with no intention of going to those ghosts to get the money back.

After shaking the fan for a while, a ghost suddenly appeared from behind me, revealing a large mouth and smirking at me. Damn, if it weren't for my boldness, I wouldn't have been scared to death by you!

I stood up with a "puff", angrily, pointed at him and scolded, "Why do you dare to come?" Addicted to eating overlord meals? ”

It turned out to be the hungry ghost Lao Lu. He carried a sack on his shoulder again as he had done last time, but this time he had come alone. Did he think I was a fool? Do you want to lie to me again?

When the hungry ghost Lao Lu saw that I was angry, his already embarrassed smile froze completely. He lowered his head and said, "I'm not here to eat tonight, I'm just here to settle the last account." ”

As soon as I heard it, the swear words in the back did not scold. "What do you take to settle the bill? I warn you, don't try to fool me with any more tricks! ”

"Not anymore! Not anymore! Lao Lu shook his hand again and again, then took off the sack on his shoulder, and opened the bag himself, which was full of dark money.

"I don't know if that's enough, that's all I have. Half of them are borrowed from the fat bag. "Old Lu Dao.

I was afraid that there would be something wrong with this, so I asked him to pour out all the paper money on the ground and count it to me one by one. Well, this time it should be true. I asked Lao Lu to pick up all the money and put it in my cash register, and then said to him: "Forget it, it's all about whether it's enough or not, you can go!" ”

The hungry ghost Lao Lu was relieved, apologized again, and then left.

"So conscious?" I kind of can't figure out what the hell is going on. Could it be that Master has already gone to look for him? What method did Master use to make him so obedient? When I think of this, I can't help but turn my head to look at Master again. The master was facing away from him, as if he didn't notice that Lao Lu was coming and going.

I wanted to ask Master, but I was afraid of waking him up. My master usually seems to be very talkative, but once he loses his temper, he is even more powerful than my father, and when he beats me with a stick, he is even more ruthless than my father. What's more, I have been exposed to so many eerie things with him since I was a child, but I don't know the details of his origin at all, and I always have an unclear sense of awe for him.

I continued to sit on the stool and shake the fan. There were not many customers who came to the door in the back, but one after another, the little ghosts who participated in the previous time came to me, and they all took the initiative to pay the money and apologized to me. They paid more or less, and I didn't bother with them anymore. Anyway, I roughly calculated that the loss of that night, at least the money will be no problem to return to its original cost.

Tonight, I never saw Lao Xing come over to collect protection money. I'm still thinking about seeing what Master will do to Lao Xing. Could it be that Master has already gone to look for Lao Xing?

Just as he was thinking about it, a little ghost came running up with something in his hand. He left his things on my stall and ran away again. When I looked at it, wasn't it the pot that Lao Xing had taken away on the stall? I also recognized that little ghost as one of Lao Xing's little followers. I picked up the pot and tried to smell it suspiciously. Well, fortunately, there is no bad smell, Lao Xing shouldn't really use it as a night pot, right?

Even Lao Xing can handle it, and Master's image in my mind suddenly becomes even taller. Awesome! It turns out that my master is the king of this ghost market! Hahaha! Won't I be able to walk sideways here in the future? I see who will dare to bully me in the future? Hum!

I'm in a good mood, and the gloom of the previous days has been swept away. But what about the poor ghost? I've always felt that this deception must have been instigated by the poor ghost Lao. The culprit is not punished, and I still feel a little uncomfortable!

When the stall was finally closed, the poor ghost Lao Zeng finally appeared. He was standing behind a grave directly across from me, leaning out halfway out, as if waiting for me to find him. Actually, I saw him a long time ago, I just pretended not to see it, to see what he did. Lao Zeng stood for a while, and when he saw that I was ignoring me, he had to come out in a twist and come to my stall.

The old man was in love with the ground, and he couldn't say it when he opened his mouth to speak. I got tired of it, so I asked him unceremoniously, "What do you want to do?" ”

Lao Zeng cringed and said, "That day...... Can you ...... the stuff I eat? Give me an account first? I'll pay it back later. ”

"You're still hairy, where are you poor ghost going to ask for money to pay back?" I yelled.

Lao Zeng didn't dare to fight back, and said, "Then what should I do?" Otherwise, I'll just stand here and let you sprinkle a handful of glutinous rice grains, and I promise not to hide, let you vent, okay? ”

I stared at the poor ghost Lao Zeng, he didn't dare to look at me, his eyes glanced here and there for a while.

Alas, forget it, I don't want to really do it anyway! What is the saying? Be forgiving and forgiving! Since most of the money is already coming back, it is not bad for him. The point is that I've earned enough face now, and there's no need to worry about it anymore!

However, I don't think I can just let this poor ghost go, I still have to teach him a lesson, or let him owe me a favor, maybe I will really be useful to him in the future..... Ay!

When I thought of this, I suddenly had an idea, looked back and saw that the master was still sleeping, so I called Lao Zeng aside and said in a low voice: "Just sprinkle glutinous rice grains, if you are willing to help me do something, we will write off this account!" How? ”

What did the poor ghost ask him about? I said, "Go and play tricks on someone!" ”

"Who?"

"Oh, you don't have to ask so much now, and you don't want to really hurt people, just tease! Help me breathe! ”

"When?"

"Tomorrow night!"

"Where am I going? I'm a ghost, and I can't just go to a place where yang energy is heavy? ”

"I have my own way to pick you up, you can wait for me at the entrance of the public cemetery at eleven o'clock tomorrow night!"

Lao Zeng rolled his eyes and thought about it, and suddenly said, "Okay, I can help you with this!" But when it's done, you'll have to treat me to a good meal! ”

I was annoyed and scolded, "You poor ghost! You still owe me and you haven't paid it back, and you want to talk about the conditions? I tell you, if you want to, you are willing, if you are not willing, you will be pulled down! I'm going to get the glutinous rice now! ”

"Okay, okay! Little master! Little Ancestor! Lao Zeng hurriedly stopped me and begged: "Just ...... It's always okay to just roast a gecko, right? ”

I'm out of trouble with this poor ghost with no skin and no face. "Just ten! Couldn't have been more! And it depends on how well you perform! "Good! Ten is ten! Deal! Lao Zeng smiled happily and stretched out his hand to shake my hand. I took my hand away and glared at him. People and ghosts cannot be touched casually, otherwise either people will be corrupted by yin energy, or ghosts will be injured by yang energy.

Lao Zeng also realized the problem, took his hand back, and bowed again and again with a smile. I was about to explain some more things to him, when Master woke up and called me to go back and close the stall. I hurriedly made a gesture to Lao Zeng to drive away, and hurriedly ran to close the stall. The poor ghost Lao Zeng was very eye-catching, and quietly retreated into the shadows and left on his own.

After collecting the stall, I followed Master to the old man who looked at the grave to exchange paper money. Business is okay tonight, plus the money refunded, the turnover is almost twice as much as usual, and then converted into RMB, it has already been thousands. Master removed the entrance fee, counted it, and directly stuffed it into me with 500 yuan. I took the money and quickly said thank you, Master, it seems that Master still remembers what he promised me last time.

So happy! Got rid of the 100 I put in the last pad, and I made 400, and now my wallet is bulging again! Pickled girls are not afraid of no funds!