012 A good way to be a poor ghost
Back in the courtyard of the master's house, the master and apprentice removed the tables and stools on the stall, washed the dishes, and worked for a while before putting everything in place. Then I went to the shower and change my clothes. Master sat down and smoked a puff of cigarette, and when I came out, he went to wash it. I took advantage of Master's time to take a bath and sneaked into Master's room.
The props and costumes that Master uses for his rituals are placed in a cabinet. The cabinet was not locked, and of course Master didn't think anyone would steal his things, and the security here wasn't bad enough. I carefully rummaged through it, and finally found a small porcelain vase in a drawer, which was exactly what I was looking for.
I put the vase in my pocket and went out of the room. Master was still in the shower room, so I shouted and said, Master, I'm going home. Master answered. Then I went home at six in the morning, had breakfast, slept for a while, and was woken up by my father at half past seven to go to school.
During class, I sat in the back and kept looking at Huang Lijun in front. The teacher said on the stage, but I couldn't listen to a word, and all I was thinking about was how to plan and how to implement it tonight. Even Ou Dong asked strangely: "Hey, aren't you supposed to sleep at this time?" ”
I said, "!" It's nothing to do with you! ”
The boys and girls in the class also still remember the mysterious movie ticket that Huang Lijun received, the girls gathered around her table after class and chattered around, and the boys were still eating dry vinegar in the back. But not to mention, Huang Lijun, including Han Jie, is really strict, and she refuses to say who gave the bracelet and movie tickets. So much so that some girls (including some boys) are full of curiosity in private, planning to go to the cinema as an agent tonight to see who that mysterious and romantic handsome guy is!
The vinegar index of a seventeen-year-old woman is not necessarily lower than that of a thirty-seven-year-old resentful woman, and these conversations of discussion, envy, and worship all got into my ears, which made me feel particularly uncomfortable, and it also strengthened my determination to implement the tricky plan tonight!
I finally stayed up until it was dark at night, and after dinner, I made an excuse to ask the head teacher for leave not to study at night, and borrowed an electric car from my mother. Finding the master is an excuse for all kinds of trials. The head teacher also asked my dad about often asking for leave, and my dad was helpless, so he could only say that he agreed. When the head teacher saw that the parents had said this, she didn't ask much later.
I rode all the way to the public cemetery behind Paitou Village. The ghosts of the mass graves are usually only active in the mass graves, and rarely come here. The reason why I chose the place to meet here is because this is a place where people don't go at night, and ghosts rarely come, which can be regarded as such a separation zone at the junction of yin and yang. The only thing that might bother us is the old man who watches the grave. However, the old man lived in the ancestral hall at the bottom of the slope, and when he passed by, he was careful not to make a sound, and he was fine.
I parked the electric car at the bottom of the slope and walked lightly uphill. There is an old archway on the slope, and behind the archway is the cemetery. As soon as I passed by the archway, the poor ghost Lao Zeng came out from behind a nearby grave and waved at me. It seems that this old ghost is very motivated tonight!
"Why are you here? I'll be waiting here as soon as it gets dark. "Lao Zeng still pretended to complain about me, as if now that this matter has become his own business, I seem to be here to help.
"Don't talk nonsense! You get in first! "I took out the little porcelain bottle from my body, pulled out the stopper, and asked Lao Zeng to get in.
The bottle was tiny, only slightly larger than a lighter, and could be completely wrapped in the palm of one hand. There is a small stopper on the bottle, which is also porcelain. I've seen Master use this thing a long time ago, and I know that this bottle can contain ghosts. I don't know the specific principle, it should be the same as the last time the thin old man went into the itch. But the tickle was a relic, leaving the breath of the dead.
When the poor ghost Lao Zeng died, all the family property had been sold by him, and it was impossible to leave any decent relics. It is said that when he was buried, he was wrapped in a broken straw mat. I couldn't have dug open his grave bag to find the broken mat from decades ago, so I used this porcelain vase. Of course, this porcelain vase is not a magic weapon for catching ghosts, and the ghosts themselves have to be willing to get into it.
Lao Zeng looked at the porcelain vase carefully, and could see that it was not a magic weapon that was dangerous to him, so he nodded, jumped forward, and the ghost turned into a wisp of gray smoke and drilled in. I plugged the stopper, put the vase back in my pocket, and hurried down the hill again.
I stepped uphill lightly and rode my electric bike all the way to the outskirts of the eastern part of the county. There is a villa area there, which is not a serious community, all of them are built privately, and they are all lived by famous and rich families in the county, which is considered a rich area in the county. I know which building Wu Hongde's house is, and when I got to the door, I looked through the big iron gate, but fortunately, the white off-road vehicle was still there!
I have seen Wu Hongde drive this car a few times, and I know that he always likes to drive this car to pick up girls, but fortunately he didn't go out too early tonight. I parked the electric car on the sidewalk on the side of the road, took out the porcelain bottle from my body, put it to my mouth and whispered into the bottle, the poor ghost old man should be able to hear it inside.
I told Lao Zeng: "You have to listen to my arrangement in a while." Here's my plan...... And then that...... I don't care what method you use, in short, you have to make him bankrupt, and you must make sure that he can't catch the movie, understand? ”
A voice buzzed from the bottle and said, "Got it! And you're good to go! ”
At this time, I heard a voice talking inside the iron door, and then a car started. Wu Hongde is finally going out! I quickly got out of the electric car, took out my phone and pretended to pass by. I walked forward while looking at my phone, and just as Wu Hongde drove out, I blocked the door.
"You don't have long eyes when you walk? Who is to blame for being hit by a car and killed? Wu Hongde sat in the driver's seat, poked his head out and scolded.
I raised my hand to block the strong lights, glanced at him, and said, "Oh, it's you!" "But I didn't get out of the way immediately, but looked down at the license plate, still blocking the front of the car.
Wu Hongde also recognized me, and scolded coaxingly: "It's you!" Don't get out of here! It wasn't cool enough to get beaten last time, was it? ”
I ignored him, looked at the car pretendedly, turned back and forth, left and right, and walked to the passenger seat. The night was cool, and the windows were already down. I put my hand on the window and pretended to be casual and said, "Hey, you have a good car, how much did you buy it?" ”
Wu Hongde was stunned for a moment, a little confused about my routine, frowned and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”
"You're going out in such a handsome outfit tonight, are you going to pick up girls?" I gave him a small compliment and lowered his vigilance.
Wu Hongde is a rich second generation, and there must be people around him who pat on the back, and he is used to hearing compliments. When he heard me say this, he thought that I had been subdued by him last time, and now he took the initiative to bow his head and show favor to him. So he laughed triumphantly and replied, "Of course! ”
Then Wu Hongde said to me with a wicked smile: "I might as well tell you that the girl I'm going to go to tonight is the girl in your class!" ”
Damn, you want to provoke me on purpose! Hmph, I'm not going to be fooled! I'll let you be proud for a little now, and we'll see!
I smiled slightly and said, "Really?" Then it's up to you to see if you have the ability! I wish you success! Bye! With that, I turned and left.
Wu Hongde sat in the car and watched me leave with a confused expression. It is estimated that he is confused at this time, and he can't figure out why my attitude suddenly made a 180-degree turn?
I walked out a few dozen meters, and Wu Hongde drove out later. I looked back to see that he had gone a little farther before I quickly ran back and got into my mother's electric car, following him all the way. When I went up to put it on just now, I was holding the porcelain bottle in my hand, and the stopper had been opened. While Wu Hongde and I were talking, the poor ghost Lao Zeng took the opportunity to sneak into the car. Wu Hongde's car is driving fast, and I can't keep up with it when I ride a small electric car, so I can't help but be a little anxious. But after two turns, I immediately recognized the white SUV parked at the traffic light in front of me. That car has kissed a red QQ in front of it, and it is someone's "ass"!
This is obviously a rear-end collision caused by the brakes. I laughed in my heart, this must be the ghost of the poor ghost! I didn't dare to get too close, so I hid behind a car on the side of the road to watch the excitement.
Wu Hongde didn't get out of the car, and seemed to be still playing the score. The driver of the QQ in front of him came down, but he was a strong man with a beard. He glanced at the butt of his car, and then glared angrily at Wu Hongde. At this time, Wu Hongde was weak-hearted and hurriedly came down to apologize. The strong man seemed to be able to talk better at first, so he asked what to do? Is it called insurance or traffic police?
Wu Hongde said: "Big brother, whether you call insurance or traffic police, it's quite a delay, I'm in a hurry to go to the movies!" ”
At this time, the strong man became angry and shouted: "You watch movies seriously? My car doesn't matter? You're shameless, aren't you? ”
"No, no, no!" Wu Hongde hurriedly apologized again, and hurriedly proposed: "I'm willing to lose money, can we go private?" ”
The strong man's face softened a little, and then he directly stretched out two fingers and said, "It's okay to be private!" 2000 pieces! ”
"What?" Wu Hongde shouted, "Where is it so expensive? Your car's butt just rubbed against the bumper, and besides, you're just QQ......"
"How? What happened to QQ? You look down on people, don't you? The strong man grabbed Wu Hongde and roared angrily.
"No, no, no!" Wu Hongde had no choice but to apologize again, and said with a bitter face: "Brother, but you want too much......
"Too much? Then let's talk about the law! I'm going to call the traffic police to come to see the scene, and then I should go to the accident brigade to deal with it, and I should detain the car, okay? "The strong man has a lot of words, and he doesn't seem to be a reckless man.
"Okay, okay, I'll give it to me!" Although Wu Hongde knew that the strong man was taking the opportunity to blackmail him, it was not that he couldn't get 2,000 yuan. Besides, if he delays a little longer, his pickling plan will have to become a soup plan.
After taking the money, the strong man got into QQ with satisfaction and left. Wu Hongde scolded in the back, but the other cars blocked behind him were already honking their horns. He was angry and in a hurry, stepped on the accelerator very hard, and drove all the way away, as if he had run a red light in front of him.
After watching the excitement, I snickered and chased after me. But chasing after the front and disappearing, I couldn't help but worry, and I didn't know if the poor ghost was unreliable, and he could delay Wu Hongde again. Can't let him catch the movie to the beginning!
When I arrived at the entrance of the movie theater, I rode an electric car all the way to find it. Tonight is the premiere of the annual blockbuster "XXXX", and the entrance to the cinema can almost be said to be crowded. The security guard also stopped me from a long distance, saying that the electric car could not be parked inside. I had no choice but to find a place to park the electric car and then run back to the door of the cinema.
Suddenly, a beautiful figure caught my eye. It's Huang Lijun! She was dressed in a white dress tonight, with long hair draped, and was suave. She was wearing the bracelet in her hand, standing alone at the entrance of the ticket gate and looking out, she should still be waiting for Wu Hongde. I breathed a sigh of relief for the time being, that guy should be the same as me, he couldn't find a parking space when he was late, so he had to park far away, and he hasn't come here yet!
I hid to the side, secretly admiring the beauty, but I was always a little worried, and kept pulling out my phone to check the time. As a result, at 21:55, Wu Hongde came running from a distance, and his mouth was still babbling and swearing. I suddenly felt a sense of loss in my heart! Or let this guy catch up, alas!
Wu Hongde ran to a nearby place, and also saw Huang Lijun waiting for him at the door, his expression turned happy, so he reached out to take out his wallet. He pulled out his wallet, but he stopped halfway down the road, rummaging through it as if looking for something. Huang Lijun also saw Wu Hongde at this time, and she raised her hand as if she wanted to say hello. My heart is in my throat, and I'm afraid that the two of them will meet each other!
But Wu Hongde was looking down at his wallet and didn't look up at Huang Lijun. It should be his movie ticket in his wallet, and now he can't find it. Wu Hongde was anxious, and looked down to see if it had fallen on the ground. At this time, Huang Lijun saw that Wu Hongde did not respond to her, and the movie was about to start, so she hesitated for a while and turned in. Wu Hongde searched for the movie ticket and couldn't find it, so he thought of going to Huang Lijun to explain the situation first, but the people had already entered. He couldn't get in without a ticket, so he could only jump to his feet in anger and start losing his temper again. That's when my heart finally relaxed. It's dangerous!
By this time, my strategic objectives had been fully achieved. My mood became very relaxed, and I wanted to see if Wu Hongde would encounter any more bad luck. He was still a little unwilling, and he kept his head down all the way to find it, and I followed from a distance.
Wu Hongde kept finding a place to park, but still couldn't find the movie ticket. He muttered for a while, and then got into the car, as if he wanted to drive back to the rear-end QQ just now, after all, he had taken out his wallet at that time. But when he sat in the driver's seat and started the car, he suddenly found a note on the front windshield for illegal parking. He was immediately enraged again, slammed the steering wheel, and yelled in the car as if he was going crazy. I hid behind the bushes next to me, laughing until my stomach hurt. This unlucky guy was really tricked by the poor ghost!
At this moment, someone suddenly called my name behind me. When I looked back, it was the poor ghost Lao Zeng. He smiled and asked me, "How's it going?" I'm good enough tonight, right? ”
I gave a thumbs up and exclaimed, "Very good!" I am very satisfied! Those ten roasted toads are yours! ”
Lao Zeng was not very pleased, but asked a little narrowly: "Xiaosheng, do you like the girl in the white dress just now?" ”
"What's the matter with you?" I kept a straight face.
The poor ghost Lao Zeng continued to grin, stretched out his two index fingers to cross to make a "ten" shape, and asked, "Add ten more skewers of roasted toads, and I will help you create a good opportunity to get close to her, how about it?" ”
I shook my head and said, "I don't believe it! ”
"Hey!" Lao Zeng tried his best to make a heart-to-heart appearance, and promised: "It's still the same as the previous agreement, I must satisfy you first!" If I can't, you're not going to have anything to lose, right? ”
I thought so, so I agreed, "Okay!" What's your best idea? ”
When the poor ghost saw that I had agreed, he looked very proud, as if he had already made up his mind. He raised his hand and pointed behind me and said, "The method is ready-made, you see! ”
I looked back and saw that Wu Hongde had just driven away. In the middle of the parking space lies a movie ticket lying quietly on the ground.
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When I walked into the cinema, the movie was already ten minutes old. I used my mobile phone to look for the seat number on the movie ticket, and my heart jumped "plop, plop".
"Eight rows of seven...... Number Eight ...... Number Nine! "I found a place in the dark and was about to sit down, when the person next to me looked up at me. Sure enough, it was Huang Lijun, she was the number ten in the eighth row.
"Is that you?" Huang was a little surprised, but still smiled.
"Well, I'm sorry it's late!" I apologized, tried to sit down calmly, and said to myself, "It must be cool!" It must be cool! It must be cool! ”
The two of us sat together and watched the movie in silence for a while, without communicating with each other. Suddenly, Huang Lijun turned to me and asked, "How do you know I like that bracelet?" ”
I was stunned for a moment, the question was a bit sudden, and I hadn't thought about how to answer it yet. Facing Huang Lijun's puzzled eyes, I didn't think much about it, and decided to tell the truth.
"I ...... I saw you pick it for a long time but didn't buy it that day, so I know you like it. But I ...... I didn't dare go up and disturb you at the time......"
This time it was Huang Lijun's turn to be stunned for a moment, and then she smiled again. She lowered her head slightly, as if she was a little shy, and whispered, "Thank you!" ”
"Well, this one...... You're welcome! I quickly replied.
Huang Lijun smiled, raised her head and continued to watch the movie. Her smile is so beautiful! I looked at her two more times before turning to look at the screen. This sweet feeling is so good! I wish this movie could be a little longer, the longer the better!
Also, I've always told the truth. You really don't have to thank me, I didn't give the chain!