060 Feed the fried ghost dog food together
The final exam results have been sent in. There were more than 70 people in the class, and I ranked 44th overall.
Although this number may seem unlucky, the improvement in my grades is indeed obvious. You know, I used to hover in the bottom few places, and the exact ranking was more determined by the luck of the strokes when filling in the multiple-choice questions. As for whether it is auspicious or not, it will not be taken seriously at all for people like us who are engaged in the "yin and yang industry".
After the results came out, Han Jie caught me with a fragrant kiss, happier than me. Alas, it made me want to get into trouble, and I was impulsive...... If it weren't for her younger brother, who was less than three years old, running over to make trouble, he would also want to kiss him...... I'm afraid the scene will get out of hand!
After the exam, it was time for winter vacation. As soon as other students have higher pursuits during the winter vacation, or feel that they still need to work harder, most of them go to cram schools. Han Jie said that I don't need to report, because she is the most powerful tutor.
I asked her, "What about you?" Don't delay yourself for me. ”
Han Jie said: "No." With my grades, I didn't have any problems getting into college. It's just a question of which university I want to apply to! ”
I asked her again, "Have you decided which university you want to apply to?" ”
Han Jie asked me rhetorically, "Which university do you think you can be admitted to?" ”
I hurriedly shook my hand and said, "I can't compare with you!" I can't even think of universities in other provinces, it would be good if I could be admitted to a junior college in this province! Don't think about it, you have to go to the same school as me! ”
Han Jie smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm not that yet!" You can't go to the same school, you can always go to the same city, right? When it's time for the two of us to apply, we just choose a university in the same city to apply! ”
I think it's right, these two people are not far away, and it will not affect Han Jie's studies, which is the most ideal choice.
At the beginning of the winter vacation, whether you apply for cram school or not, you have to take a two-day break, right? Some time ago, because of the final exam review, we have been spinning for a few days, so I thought about where to go to play and relax first. I don't care, this kind of thing is usually left to Han Jie to decide. Han Jie said to me, "Let's go to Basho Valley to play!" ”
Bajiao Valley is an ethnic tourist area that has only been built in the past few years in a Miao autonomous county, focusing on Miao customs. There are Miao village people in the valley, you can spend the night in it, you can live in the stilted house homestay, in addition to the monkey mountain and some other natural scenery or something.
I listened to the natural agreement, and I couldn't help but think: Lonely men and widows spend the night in the tourist area, Han Jie is obviously creating opportunities for me? For the two days before I packed up and was ready to go, I admitted that my mind had been a little dirty and I stuffed a box of "essentials" into my backpack.
As a result, on the morning of my departure, I was struck in the head, and the "dirty plan" was completely smashed before it could be implemented!
I looked embarrassedly at Huang Lijun and Ou Dong, who also came to meet us with their bags, and then the fried ghost who also ran over with a large bag and a small bag, and I couldn't figure out what was going on in front of me!
Where is this or what kind of couples are traveling? What's special is the configuration of a small tour group!
I blackened my face and asked Han Jie, "What do you mean by this?" Did you call the whole class? ”
Han Jie snickered, leaned into my ear and said, "No! It's just the five of us! Ou Dong and Huang Lijun were also about to go out to play, so I pulled them over, and I also wanted to give you a chance to reconcile. ”
"What about the fried ghosts?"
"The fried ghost can be the mediator between you and Ou Dong, at least you can ensure that you two don't really fight when you two disagree!"
"You didn't think to ask my opinion when you were so self-conscious?"
Han Jie spread her hands and said indifferently: "I have always liked to make my own decisions, you have been with me for so long, you should have gotten used to it!" ”
I gritted my teeth in hatred and glared at her. Han Jie stuck out her tongue, grimaced and ran away.
It's come to this point, and if I can't complain about my temper anymore, it will seem like I'm a chicken. Embarrassing, embarrassing, anyway, I'm not alone!
This awkward journey started directly from the moment we boarded the tour bus. Okay or not, coincidentally or not, the five of us are in the last row. I sat by the window on the left, Ou Dong occupied the right one, Han Jie sat next to me, and Huang Lijun naturally sat next to Ou Dong, and the fried ghost was separated in the middle like a screen.
It's about a three-hour drive to Basho Valley. Ou Dong and I naturally closed our lips as dumb, ignored each other, and didn't speak. However, Han Jie and Huang Lijun, the two best friends, were chattering all the way, and occasionally added a fried ghost to brush their presence.
It was noon after walking, and there was still an hour before we arrived at Basho Valley. The tour bus did not stop for us to have lunch, it must have been a direct trip to the destination. Huang Lijun took out a bucket of potato chips from her bag and distributed them to everyone. Han Jie and the fried ghost were naturally polite, and reached out to take it themselves. I kept my eyes looking out the window, and I didn't want to show favor just for a few chips.
Ou Dong was also looking out the window, and his gaze was completely opposite to mine. But at this time, Huang Lijun made a move that she probably thought was natural, and I felt seriously provoked: she actually started feeding potato chips to Ou Dong in front of me!
Hate!
Angry!
The swelling of jealousy filled my entire heart cavity and made my chest uneasy!
I've been chasing her for months, and she's never fed me a snack with her own hands! Did she do it on purpose to show me?
"Is it delicious?"
"Hmm!"
This kind of conversation adds fuel to the fire! The two of them were choreographed, right?
I couldn't hold my face, coughed twice in my throat, and moved my buttocks, but the purpose was actually to get Han Jie's attention.
Han Jie asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”
I said, "Nothing. But his lips tapped twice deliberately.
Han Jie understood and said, "I also brought biscuits here, do you want to eat them?" ”
"Hmm!"
I nodded casually, but my hands were still in the creaking socket, and I didn't mean to do it myself.
Han Jie didn't care, she tore open the package and took out a piece and handed it to my mouth, saying, "Na! ”
I took the biscuit in my mouth and chewed it loudly on purpose.
"Is it delicious?"
"Hmm!"
The same dialogue is again on our side. After I finished eating a piece, Han Jie fed me another piece, then another piece, and then another piece, until the whole bag of biscuits was fed to me.
It's just one piece or two, and in the end, it is estimated that everyone else will not be able to stand it. Han Jie also bit her lip and secretly twisted my arm, which means that you don't go too far!
Actually, I also had a lot of discomfort, no matter who it was, I had to panic when I ate the whole bag of cookies in one go!
I coughed twice, this time it was a real cough, and Han Jie had to rummage through the bag again to find water for me to drink. At this time, Huang Lijun on the right didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, so she took out a bottle of milk first, inserted a straw and stretched it to Ou Dong's mouth, and said, "Is your mouth dry after eating potato chips?" Drink milk! ”
Ou Dong is actually like an uncle, he put his mouth and sucked it!
My jealousy came up again. Han Jie handed me a bottle of mineral water, but I didn't take it, but only snorted at the bottle. Han Jie glared at me, but I still didn't answer. Han Jie didn't want me to be unable to get off the stage, so she had no choice but to unscrew the cap of the bottle herself and raise it to my mouth. I took two sips of the bottle and gurgled to save some face.
"Ahh You still don't let people live! ”
At this moment, the person who can't stand it the most has become a fried ghost. He raised his hands in a frenzied gesture and complained loudly.
"I should have expected this situation a long time ago, so I shouldn't have foolishly come out with you!" The fried ghost shouted regret, beat his chest and said, "I'm a single here!" Before I got there, you started feeding me dog food! Feed on the left and feed on the right! Can you please think about how I feel? ”
"Then I asked you before, do you want to ask a girl you like to come out and just make a couple of three? You don't dare! Han Jie smiled, "If it's a girl in the class, I can help you hand you a note or something!" ”
"Alas, I'm not as thick-skinned as these two!" The fried ghost cried and said with a sad face, "Originally, it was a singles trio, but now one of them has found a class flower, and the other has found a school bully, and I am left alone!" ”
"You'll be fine with the console! What else do you want a girlfriend? I teased.
"Look at you! Look at you! What do you mean? The fried ghost was so angry that he couldn't hold back his mouth, "When you fell out of love, didn't you rely on me and my game console to survive?" Now that you have a new love, you turn your face and don't recognize anyone? ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was embarrassed, and Fang Cai's laughter and slapstick suddenly turned into silence.
"Hey, whoa, whoa!" Only then did the fried ghost realize that he had said the wrong thing, and immediately slapped his mouth twice and scolded: "Look at me so can't speak, I deserve to not find a girlfriend!" ”
Although the fried ghost hacked himself and tried to redeem himself, the awkward atmosphere in the back of the car continued until we got off the train. However, it is obvious that Han Jie's wishful thinking is not as good as she wants, and she completely underestimated the grievances between me and Ou Dong and Huang Lijun.
After that, along the way, we were more energetic openly and secretly, such as discussing what to eat at lunch, whether to ask a tour guide to explain when entering the scenic spot, and the selection of routes in the scenic spot, etc., etc., etc., always disagreeing, so that Han Jie herself was also caught in the middle, and the left and right were not pleased.
So, the five of us continued the plan in Basho Valley without embarrassment, but we didn't have the happy mood that we should have when playing.