286 Birds and Meat Scattered

As soon as I reported to the caravan, I was met with two white eyes in a row. At first, it was the leader of the sixth team, Bu Ye, who gave me a soft nail, and I had to take the initiative to take over half of his work and polish the back shell of a large snail. I finally passed him, and at the door of the dormitory, I encountered a strange man with a disheveled hair, and forced me to fight with him.

The judge's pen used by this strange man can actually fly out and hurt people, I questioned him, but he was full of words, and his face was not ordinary thick!

I didn't have a good solution, so I still waved the Ruyi shovel to flick the flying pen away. The strange man changed his trick halfway, grabbed the pen shaft and pulled it back, and the tip of the pen flew out wrapped around my spatula several times. At this moment, the weapons of both sides were connected.

I tugged hard at the Ruyi shovel, and the strange man pulled the pen back with both hands. I don't know what the wire of the judge's pen is made of, so it doesn't break when I pull it both sides.

"No one's weapons can be moved now, let's even have a tie!" I proposed. Although this guy's provocation was irritating, I didn't want to make a feud with him when I first arrived.

"Hey, hey!" The strange man continued to sneer, as if this was also something he had planned, "How can I let you go so easily?" I haven't had enough of it! ”

With that, he took out one hand, reached for the belt behind his back, and actually pulled out a judge's pen of the same style!

"By the way, the judge's pen is usually a pair, how did I forget this!" I thought to myself in chagrin.

But the strange man didn't care about that, and immediately shook his hand at me, and the tip of the second judge's pen flew at me. Now I had no choice, I was forced to let go and retreat to dodge, so I let go of the Ruyi shovel in my hand, and let him put the shovel and the pen in it.

"Hahaha!" The strange man laughed triumphantly, took my ruyi shovel in his hand and played a few wreaths, and teased: "I have confiscated all your weapons, why don't you admit defeat quickly?" ”

The other members of the team who were sitting on the sidelines also began to laugh, as if they had expected this guy to come up with such a despicable trick to trick me.

"Hmph, what are your weapons?" I sneered, unwilling.

I think that at the beginning, when I was just a problematic teenager, fights and brawls were common, and just admitting defeat like this is not my style of brisket!

I still have no intention of using a short knife, and even more so that the short knife does not necessarily have an advantage against his pair of judges' pens. At the top of the pile of luggage that I threw on the ground just now, there was the shield wok, well, this is the time to put it in handy!

As soon as I reached out and picked up the shield, I held the shield in both hands and said to the strange man, "Come again!" ”

"Hee-ha!"

The strange man burst out laughing, pointing to the shield in my hand and laughing. He mocked: "Even if you use a spatula as a weapon, you still use a stir-fry pot as a shield?" You're really talented! Fun and fun! Come again, come again! ”

Before the words fell, the strange man threw the Ruyi shovel over, and then waved the judge's pen with both hands, and a pair of pen tips shot out at the same time. I couldn't reach for the shovel, so I had to use my shield to block it.

"Dang!"

"Ding! Bite! ”

After three sounds, all three weapons were blocked by my shield. Ruyi shoveled it to the side, a little far away from me, and it was not convenient to go over and take it. And the tips of the pair of judges' pens have been taken back by the strangers, and they will still pose a threat to me.

"Huh? This pot is quite sturdy! The strange man muttered to himself, clearly surprised by the defensive power of the shield. Maybe when he threw out three weapons in a row, he just wanted to break the bottom of the pot and make me ugly again.

"Come again!" I hooked my finger at him and provoked him in turn.

The opponent really ate my agitated tactics, and immediately jumped up and attacked me with a strange scream. But now that my shield is in hand, the judge's pen has nothing to do with me. Whether it's a direct attack or a sneak attack with a pen, it's easy for me to defend against it.

The strange man was in a hurry, and the tricks he used began to rush forward, and he continued to attack regardless of the defense, and the shield wok that wanted to bully me could only defend and not attack, and he could not hurt him.

Hum! I'll show you what it means to defend instead of attack!

After fighting for a while, I also have a general understanding of the opponent's tricks. So, I saw the right time, and when he used another trick to go to sea, I put my hand holding the shield on the edge of the pot, and aimed the ears of the pot at the two judges' pens respectively.

"Bang! Bang! ”

Although the shield wok, which I am using as a shield at this time, is still a pot after all. The difference between a normal shield and a pot is that the shield is generally flat, while the bottom of the pot is round. When the judge's pen poked hard into the round bottom of the pot, it slid to both sides, and it was inserted into the ears of both pots at the angle I had aimed at beforehand.

"Huh?" The strange man was stunned for a moment, and he didn't expect me to use such a strange trick on him.

I would never give him a chance to figure this out, and as soon as I turned the shield wok, the two judge's pens in the strange man's hand were immediately twisted and flew away from his hand, "Bang! Smack! They both fell to the ground after two sounds.

Now it's embarrassing!

The people next to him saw that the strange man's weapons were all wringed away by me, but he was impartial and began to coax him.

"Beautiful! Finally, it's the kid's turn to eat deflated! ”

"Well deserved! Who let him always bully newcomers! ”

"Phew! Bird meat is going to lose! I'm going to lose! ”

What kind of stalk is bird meat? I was a little confused.

The strange man called Bird Meat obviously couldn't hold back on his face, and shouted at me angrily: "You still have a weapon in your hand, I don't have it, it's not fair!" ”

I scoffed, "Why didn't you say that when you tangled my spatula just now?" ”

"No matter what! I won't admit you winning unless you do it all over again! "This cheeky guy is still quibbling after obviously losing!

"Good! I'll let you do it again! I sneered and put down the shield, raised my fist, and said to him, "Come, let's practice with our bare hands!" ”

The strange man obviously hesitated, but he really couldn't make an excuse at this point. Either fight with me hand-to-hand and play another game, or just admit defeat honestly!

"Bah...... Yikes! ”

This clown-like weird guy really didn't know any boxing moves, and he actually learned Bruce Lee's posture, kicking his legs, rubbing his nose, and screaming twice: "Woo...... Ha! ”

Hehe, I'm the best at dealing with this kind of guy who only pretends if he has no real skills!

I jumped forward, as if to punch him in the face, and the weirdo ducked on his back, and at the same time it was logical to raise his leg to kick me in the abdomen. I didn't shy away from it, and kicked him in the calf and stomach with a hard kick.

"Wow!" The strange man screamed in pain, and could only stand with his legs crossed, and some of them were unsteady on their feet.

Not long ago, I just learned a very practical and beautiful trick from Wei Dahu, so I decided to give it a try at this time, and use this arrogant guy as an experiment!

I jumped up again to lure the weirdo into punching me, and then grabbed the arm with both hands, and at the same time turned my back to him, and then hooked his foot to make him lose his center of gravity, and bent over his back with a hard work, giving him a standard back fall!

"Smack!"

"Oops! It hurts to death! ”

The strange guy lay on the ground and screamed in pain. Wei Dahu's trick is really practical!

I walked up and clenched my fists, sneered and asked, "Are you still here?" ”

"I'm not coming! Not coming! You win! You win! ”

Hey, this guy was pretty straightforward to admit defeat after being beaten, and I thought he was going to mess around for a while.

"Hahahaha!"

"Bird meat loses! Lose! ”

"Well deserved! Who made his mouth owe! ”

The people watching the excitement on the sidelines laughed, and they all ridiculed and ridiculed the strange man, showing him no mercy at all. I turned my head to look, and the Bu Ye in the distance didn't know when he had left, and I didn't know if he saw me knocking this guy to the ground?

I patted my hands and dust off my body, walked over and picked up the shovel and shield, and then picked up all my belongings and prepared to go to the dormitory. When I got to the door, I saw more than a dozen beds in the dormitory, so I asked the dart master named Kong Jian, "Which one is my bed?" ”

"It's just that the first bed at the door is empty, you can sleep there, anyway, we're going to pull it out tomorrow!" He replied.

There is not much space in the dormitory, and there are two beds together. Sure enough, there were things on the other beds, but the one next to the door was empty. I put all my luggage on the bed and prepared to take a break. Suddenly, the weirdo I had fallen over followed me in.

I warned, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Borrowed! Excuse me! With a sad face, he waved his hand at me to signal me not to be nervous, "I was thrown to the waist by you just now, come in and find medicinal oil to wipe it." Coincidentally, I'll sleep in the bed next to you! ”

I had no choice but to get out of the way for him, and sleep with this strange fellow, I'm afraid nothing good will happen!

The strange man walked past me, only to suddenly turn around and reach out to me.

I was also confused by his startled action, and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"Don't fight, don't know each other, shake hands!" He stretched out his hand straight and couldn't avoid it.

I couldn't laugh or cry, so I reluctantly shook his hand.

"By the way, I'm called Bird Meat Sanren!" He finally introduced himself. At the end, he squeezed a glance at me and added: "However, everyone calls me bird meat, you can call me that!" Birds, chickens, don't think about it! ”

Bird meat scattered?

What kind of quirky name is this? Could it be that he was actually a monk and a monk? Moreover, it will be darker and darker to explain it in such words, right?

But I was curious, I had just finished a fight with him, and I didn't want to get close to him so soon, so I just shook my head and said in my heart: "Hmph! If you fail to pretend to be forced, you should be a tease, what a skinless and faceless weirdo! ”