"This is Bu Ye, the leader of Team Six."

"Bu Ye is good!"

"Lao Bu, this young man's name is Zhai Zisheng, and he is the new dart master assigned to your sixth team."

"Hmm."

The first time I saw Buye, he was brushing the back of a large snail. The spiral-shaped crust is particularly susceptible to insects, preferring to lay eggs in the middle of the texture, and if not cleaned in time, it will corrode the snail's shell like a tooth decaying moth. Therefore, you have to use a stiffer brush to brush hard to brush off the eggs.

I don't know if it's because of this, when Teng Boli took me to report to Bu Ye, his face didn't turn around, and he didn't stop the work on his hands, but only answered casually in his throat. Perhaps, this voice was still promised to Teng Boli, indicating that he knew.

Teng Boli seemed to know Bu Ye's temper very well, and he didn't care, so he specially introduced it to me: "Xiao Zhai came from the Longevity Hotel, and his cultivation and martial arts are good, let alone his cooking skills." Don't you always think that the food cooked by Lao Gu is not delicious? Now, I specially found a professional chef for your six teams this time and replaced Lao Gu. You should be satisfied, right? ”

"Although Lao Gu's stir-fry is not delicious, he is very diligent in brushing the back of the cow!" Bu Ye jumped down from the snail's back, threw the brush in his hand aside, and said to Teng Boli with an expressionless face: "Uncle Teng, I have no problem with you adding someone to come in, but why do you want to replace Lao Gu?" ”

Teng Boli is the eldest in the Teng family, so it is naturally no problem to call him Uncle Teng, but we generally call him Manager Teng. Bu Ye looks older than Teng Boli, about sixty years old, but he calls Teng Boli uncle, which is actually quite funny!

Teng Boli frowned, but still explained two sentences: "The fourth team just came back from Crystal City, and a guy broke down halfway, and now there are not enough people. Xiao Zhai should have gone to the fourth team, but now it's just a change of Lao Gu. ”

Bu Ye listened to the explanation, but stopped talking, and picked up a bucket of water and rushed it to the snail shell: "Wow! ”

Teng Boli is the boss after all, and he is always a little impatient to be ignored by Bu Ye like this, so he asked again: "If you are reluctant to take care of Lao Gu, then I will let him come back, Xiao Zhai or go to the fourth team?" ”

Bu Ye dropped the bucket, and finally glanced at me, and then said in a weird manner: "Come on, come on, brushing the back of the cow is rough work, anyone can do it!" ”

I looked at his slightly outstretched right hand and the rag that I hooked with only one finger, and I immediately understood.

"In the future, please add more light to Buye!" I walked over and took the rag from his hand, climbed onto the snail's back and began to wipe it vigorously.

Seeing that I was still clever, Teng Boli took the initiative to solve this little embarrassment, so he nodded and left. Bu Ye walked to the side and sat with Erlang's legs crossed, and took out a cigarette stick and tobacco leaves to smoke, and looked at me from time to time.

There's no way, newcomers always have to be bullied, what's the point of brushing a snail shell? At least it's much better than disemboweling a rancid miremon!

After brushing the snail shell, I went over again and asked Bu Ye if there was any work to do? He waved his hand, pointed in the direction of a row of dormitories, and said, "Go and pack your luggage first, we will be out of the city early tomorrow morning!" ”

I agreed, took all my belongings and went over there. At this time, it was already unitary time, and the guys and dart masters in the caravan had eaten, and were sitting at the door chatting and bragging. I roughly counted it, and judging from the clothes on his body, there were about eight dart masters, and there were only three guys.

The members of Team 6 also quickly noticed me, and they all stopped talking and looked at me together.

"You're the new dart master?" One of them asked me.

"Yes." I introduced myself, and the person who asked me immediately returned his name, and his name was Kong Jian. The others also reported their names one by one, and their attitudes were more enthusiastic than Bu Ye.

"I heard that you turned from the chef of the Longevity Hotel to become a dart master?" Suddenly, a voice came from the door of the dormitory.

I turned my head to see that it was a Taoist priest who came out. No, although he was wearing a Taoist uniform, he didn't have a bun on his head, and his hair was scattered, which looked nondescript.

"Hey! I'm asking you! When he saw that I was stunned, he exclaimed again, and his tone seemed to be a little unkind.

"Yes." I hurriedly agreed.

"You are so slow to answer me, do you look down on me? Yes? The strange man walked straight up to me and glared at me.

I felt a little embarrassed, so I took a step back and explained, "No, I just ...... Thought you were talking to someone else. ”

"I'm talking to someone else?" The strange man took another step forward, his hair scattered all over my face, and his eyes widened, "Is there a second chef from the Longevity Restaurant here?" ”

I ...... "I had no choice but to prepare to apologize, in fact, it was because his appearance was so weird, I was stunned, but this reason can't be said!

"Babble! He actually looks down on my Taoist master! Disastrous! Disastrous! Before I could say anything, the strange man began to scream, "These days, the chef is even better than the dart master!" He who kills pigs looks down on those who kill people! ”

"I don't look down on you! Besides, I'm not a pig killer! ”

"That's the chicken killer!"

"Okay, count me wrong......"

"What do you mean you're wrong? You're wrong! It's so reluctant, as if I forced you to admit your mistake! ”

I rolled my eyes and said to myself, "You're not called forced, what is it called?" ”

"Babble! Babble! And roll your eyes! The strange man screamed again, pointed to my eyes and said angrily: "The newcomer who just came is so good, I can't teach you a lesson!" Come on, come on, let's compare! ”

"Isn't that right?" I was shocked. I don't want to get into a conflict with my teammates as soon as I come, and if I hurt someone, it doesn't look good if I hurt him or hurt me!

The others didn't seem to come up to persuade them, but they were all smiling "hehe" and preparing to watch the excitement. I turned back to look at Bu Ye not far away, he just glanced this way, and then continued to smoke his dry cigarette, and had no intention of intervening at all. Could this be the "joining ceremony" to welcome newcomers in the caravan?

"Stop talking nonsense! You hurry, I'll give you the opportunity to choose, whether to use bare hands or weapons? "The weirdo shoved me and continued to provoke me.

Well, it seems that such a fight is inevitable!

I thought about it for a while, and was about to say, "Let's have a discussion with our bare hands", but before I could speak, he interrupted: "Hey, forget it! Never mind! I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it because my boxing is too powerful, so I'll cheapen you and compare it to weapons! ”

I laughed secretly, this man is not afraid to flash his tongue when he says big things. I saw that he was obviously not able to use his bare hands, so he hurriedly changed his words to compare weapons. However, my hand-to-hand combat is also average, basically the same as when I was a student fighting with hooligans, so this change is also what I want, so I asked, "What weapon do you use?" ”

"Whatever you want! That's what I use! The strange man pulled a brush from his waist. However, the brush is much longer than the ordinary pen, and it is still iron, like a short iron rod, and it should be the rumored judge's pen.

Since it is a competition, it is not complete to use a real knife, and the other party does not use sharp weapons. But my Ruyi chopsticks can't be used either, they can only be used against ghosts, not people. So I simply pulled out the Ruyi shovel from my luggage, the length and material of which was about the same as that of my opponent's judge's pen, and no one took advantage of anyone.

"Haha! Sure enough, it's a cook, and he uses a spatula as a weapon! The strange man laughed in a loud voice.

"What about you? Don't you also use a brush as a weapon, are you a nerd? "I don't politely retort.

"Master Dao, I'm in charge of bookkeeping, it's normal to take a brush!"

"Whatever you take, will you still come?"

"Of course!"

"Then stop talking nonsense, come on!"

"Come!"

As soon as the words fell, the strange man rushed up to me and attacked me. I was ready, and with a wave of the spatula in my hand, I opened his judge's pen. He continued to poke me in the face, but it was unceremonious. I didn't dare to slack off, and the Ruyi shovel flew up and down to defuse the opponent's offensive.

Since he wasn't polite to me at all, I didn't need to show mercy. I blocked a barrage of his attacks and then counterattacked. I used to practice the baton method with a police academy instructor in the provincial capital, and as long as the spatula was hard enough, it would not be bad to use.

When the strange man with his hair and hair saw that I dared to boldly counterattack, he screamed again and again, and I don't know if he was angry, or if he was very happy to fight?

After ten or eight rounds of fighting, the two of us were basically tied, and no one could help anyone. But the strange man suddenly laughed twice, and his expression seemed to be a little narrow, and I couldn't help but be puzzled and more vigilant when I saw it.

Sure enough, after a failed scramble, I was about to retreat and rearm. At this time, the distance between me and the strange man has been widened, and the judge pen in his hand is out of reach of me, but I didn't expect him to still wave the judge pen at me in the air, and the pen tip actually flew over and went straight to my face!

Fortunately, I was wary of it, so I was able to hurriedly lower my head and dodge. I was furious and asked him, "Why do you still use a hidden weapon?" ”

"Hey, hey!" The strange man replied with a sneer: "My head and the pen are one, so it can't be regarded as a hidden weapon!" Without further ado, come on! ”

He didn't give me the slightest chance to argue and reason, and came up again to attack. I was furious in my heart, and the spatula in my hand increased by two percent, and I didn't plan to show him mercy. But then he did it again, shooting my pen and attacking me when I was unprepared.

This time I saw clearly, it turned out that there was a thin wire connected between the tip and the barrel of the judge's pen, and it could still be withdrawn after shooting!