"Dog minion!"

"Woohoo?" Wangcai asked, "Who is the dog slave scolding?" ”

"Scold you!"

"Whew~~~!" Wangcai smiled smugly.

"Ugh!" Su Hang suddenly realized and scolded, "Second goods, dare to play IQ with Lao Tzu!" ”

"Wang ...... Woohoo! Wangcai's face was happy, "The dog's brain has also evolved for millions of years, don't underestimate us!" ”

"Holy! You've evolved for millions of years, and we haven't invented cars, planes, or anything like that, and we haven't come out with a dog physicist? ”

"Wangwang.... Barking! Wangcai said, "You are physiologically discriminatory!" However, this is also an eternal problem that plagues our dogs! ”

"Go! It's also physiological discrimination, and it's a problem for the ages! ”

"Woohoo!" Wangcai said, "It's discrimination!" ”

"Second goods, why are you so?" Su Hang asked again.

"Wangwang.... Woof..... Barking? Wangcai said, "I died when I was just an adult, and then I wandered in this ocean of consciousness for nearly a hundred years, and I didn't meet a single person of the opposite sex, can you experience that feeling of hunger and thirst?" ”

"Yay, pee!" Su Hang praised, "There are always many reasons for the three views to be right, and there are always many ups and downs for the three views to be wrong, you and I really have some similar fates!" ”

"Woohoo..... Woof? Wangcai was curious, "You are also suffering from physical torture?" ”

"Go, get serious!"

......

"Hey! A second cargo meets another second goods, how did the code be implanted in the body of such a second cargo in the first place! The Silent Immortal complained in a shadowy place, "But, fortunately, it wasn't implanted in this dog's body, otherwise I really wouldn't know what to do!" ”

......

"Wow Wow...... Woohoo. Wangcai said, "According to your human value judgment, what we are talking about is very dirty. ”

"It's not easy! Wangcai, you still understand values...... What about your dog's values? ”

"Woohoo...

... Woo Woo Woo ...... Barking. "We don't wear underwear, we don't wear bras, we don't have anything to hide, and we never value these contents." ”

"Hahaha...... Sooner or later, I will choke to death by your words! ”

"Woohoo ......." Wangcai didn't understand, "How can words choke a person to death?" Obviously choked on your own saliva. ”

Wangcai's voice fell, and suddenly a lightning whistled in, Su Hang quickly picked up Wangcai and jumped, dodging the blow, the lightning fell into the sand, and there was a loud bang, but the power was not great.

Su Hangchu thought it was another attack by the Ocean of Consciousness algorithm, but after thinking about it calmly, he didn't release any more malicious programs; Then he read the enemy's message.

"I'll go, just now I just chatted, and I forgot to be vigilant!" After Suzhou and Hangzhou landed, they let go of Wangcai.

At this time, a stream of air was constantly rotating in place thousands of kilometers away from them, and the diameter of the air flow had reached more than ten meters, and in the center of it stood an uncle wearing gold armor, with blonde hair and a golden beard.

But he saw that he held a golden hammer with a missing horn in one hand, and the palm of the other hand was facing the ground, and huge qi continued to blow out from his palm.

Listening to him say to himself, "Lao Tzu must have this momentum when he appears, this is the thunder god Thor who is popular among thousands of girls!" ”

"Oh! That's how he created the swirling airflow, and this thing was setting the mood for his appearance! Su and Hangzhou read it and were inspired, "Damn! Even these false gods know how to package themselves, and it seems that I have to get a gimmick like making a splash. ”

"Wow ......!" Wangcai said, "Get me a red cape, and when I appear, there will be two more stunning standing next to me!" ”

Su Hang stared at Wangcai coldly, "Do you want to give you a green dragon tattoo on your left leg, a white tiger tattoo on your right leg, a dragon tattooed on your waist, a dragon's head tattooed on your forehead, a tattoo on your tongue to block killing, and a tattoo of a Buddha on your back to block and kill Buddha?" ”

"Wang...... Woof! Wangcai said, "That's too arrogant!" ”

"Damn, you know now that you're too arrogant!" Su Hang choked.

At this time, the whirlpool stopped, and Su Hang complained, "The atmosphere is finally over, this goods are here!" ”

"Wang?" Wangcai asked, "Who?" ”

"Thunder Thor!"

"Woohoo." Wangcai said, "I haven't heard of it. ”

"I'm Lei Sheng Tuo......" Weighing six hundred pounds and two meters tall, Thor just shouted in a loud voice, and Su Hang scolded in a louder voice, "Tuo...... Go to the nursery, you, such a low appearance for five minutes, it's so childish! ”

"Yay!" Thor was shocked, "You know all about this!" ”

"Hurry up and let the horse come, Lao Tzu still has to hurry!" Su Hang shouted, "Look at your body shape and haven't exercised for too long, I will be waiting for you to come over today!" ”

"You brought it on yourself!" Thor words

As soon as the sound fell, he strode towards Suzhou and Hangzhou, and as a result, he walked out of 100 meters and began to move with difficulty.

"Wow Wow...... Barking? Wangcai asked, "Why did he run ahead of us when he walked so slowly?" ”

"He must be resting here, and he happened to meet us!" Su Hang was interpreting the message of this thunder god Thor, "Although the size of this cargo has been deformed, its strength still exists, and it cannot be underestimated, it seems that there is a vicious battle." ”

"Woohoo ......!" Wangcai said, "You hack him, and then let the algorithm hack him to death, so that Thor will die under the thunder and lightning, how much urine!" ”

"No! In this way, sooner or later, I will be found by the algorithm, blacklisted, and then driven out of the ocean of consciousness, and now there are still five hundred cosmic ghosts to be blacked! You can't be kicked out at this time. ”

Thor in quotation marks is not usually slow.

"I shouldn't have waited for him!" Su Hang complained, "I should go over early in the morning and defeat him." ”

"Woohoo ......!" Wangcai said, "You respect your opponent and do not engage in physiological discrimination, which is worthy of recognition!" ”

"I'll go, don't talk about physiological discrimination!"

Thor walked for half an hour, and finally stopped when he was only a hundred meters away from Suhang and Wangcai, gasped and said, "I am Thor, the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry, thank you for waiting for me, I will leave you a whole corpse." ”

"Yay!" Su Hang complained, "People don't look good, but they are very beautiful!" ”

"Wow!" Wangcai also complained, "Tai Er! ”

After Thor, the god of thunder, rested for a while, he suddenly began to swing the handle of the hammer in his hand, and thunder immediately erupted around him.

Wangcai was frightened, and Su Hang said sarcastically, "Damn, this is the sequelae left by the algorithm lightning strike last time!" ”

Wangcai awkwardly hid behind Su Hang.

Thunder Thor was about to send out a thunderbolt, but unexpectedly, his hand slipped, the hammer flew out, and the thunderbolt suddenly disappeared without a trace.

"It's been too long to be useful!" Thunder Thor smiled awkwardly and quickly swung to pick up the hammer.

Su Hang looked straight and shook his head, "Is he a stand-in for the immortals, or a comedian?" ”

Thor picked up the hammer and swung it again, and thunder began to roar around him, "I am Thor, the god of Norse, suffer death!" ”

Before Thor's words fell, several thunderbolts rushed straight at Su Hang, who had already raised a solid shield.

This blow hit the shield like a lot, but despite this, Su Hang still felt that his body was numb, his hairstyle was weakened and ugly, and Wangcai was directly frightened and fainted.

"It's better if you faint, lest I have to take care of you!" Su Hang smiled, and then began to rise the chaotic qi, his fist closed his waist, and then punched out, and a sharp particle beam rushed straight to Thor.

Thor was really not a vegetarian, and he quickly rotated the hammer in front of him, forming a thunder and lightning shield in an instant, and actually blocked Su Hang's blow. "I'm leaning on, I'm leaning on! You're really too powerful! Truth be told, I'm a fan of yours. Su Hang deliberately applauded Thor.

"You don't have the strength to beat people, I hate being a fan, and I'm embarrassed to say that I'm a demigod everywhere." Unexpectedly, Thor became more and more proud, "Meeting me is the tragedy of your life!" ”

"! Your lines are really a set, and the little brother is willing to bow down! Su Hang smiled, and was actually scolding fiercely in his heart, "You two goods, give you a ray of sunshine, you will really be brilliant!" ”

Then, he wanted to tease and tease the quoted Thor.

"You are so handsome, and you have such a powerful divine power at such a young age, what is the secret?" Su Hang walked into Thor as he spoke, and at this time, Thor was actually still vigilant.

However, this thing is not immune to sugar-coated shells.

"Ugh! Uh-huh....." Thor cleared his throat with pleasure at the hearing, "This is my secret, which you should not have known with your wisdom, and considering that you are a man who is going to die, I will tell you." ”

"Damn, drama spirit!" Su Hang was secretly running the Chaotic Qi Great Zhou Tian while walking into Thor at this time, Thor was immersed in self-absorption and didn't realize it, he didn't even notice that Su Hang was only seventy meters away from him, and he was still slowly approaching.

Su Hang thought to himself, "We talk so badly, we can't beat you if we don't beat you!" He thought of giving Thor a blow when he was fifty meters away and sent him straight to his hometown.

However, when he was sixty meters away from Thor, he read a very faint message, "Damn! So you're trapping me. ”

The owner of this message is deliberately hiding himself.

Su Hang stopped and said with a smile, "I said, if you turn yourself into a floating cloud, I will really treat you as a floating cloud?" In fact, you are not even as good as floating clouds in my heart, so show up quickly! ”

Before Su Hang's words fell, a bolt of lightning hit his feet, and he only jumped lightly to dodge, "How is it?" For the sake of me hiding so beautifully, show up! ”

Thor looked stunned at this time, it seems that he is completely unaware of the situation!

"So you don't know!" Su Hang complained, and deliberately said in his mouth, "This thing is also playing lightning, and it seems to be more powerful than Thor." ”

"What! There are people who play lightning in this world who are better than me? Thor blew his beard and glared at him and shouted, "Which grandson, hurry up and get out of here, what's sneaky and a little godly?" ”

"Sun ..... The grandson is you! A voice stammered from the sky, and then began to appear.

But seeing a behemoth with a human head and a dragon body suddenly appear above Thor, Thor turned around suddenly, fell to the ground in fright, and rolled out more than ten meters; Then, he immediately got up and began to scold in Cantonese, "Lei Gong, what kind of hero are you sneaking around?" ”

This Lei Gong actually used Ying

"It's not me...... Sneaky, yes...... You...... The divine power is too bad, I can't see it...... See me. ”

"Are you going to grab prey from me?" Thor continued to shout in Cantonese.

Su Hang had never seen such a picture, and he had to laugh and complain in his heart, but he still admired Thor very much, and actually spoke Cantonese with the taste of English, and of course he also admired Lei Gong for speaking English with the taste of Cantonese.

"Not really!" Lei Gong continued in English, "I want to tell you that this place is very dangerous, you should go back quickly!" ”

Thor blew his beard and glared again, "I'm used to coming and going in the rain from the small wind, but you should get out of here, otherwise you're so big and easy to attack." ”

Su Hang felt that their performances were so two, how could they have their own participation, so he thought, "I can't be a trickster here, and I can also play with you." ”

"That's it!" Su Hang suddenly shouted, "You both want to fight me, but only the strong are worthy of fighting me, you two will decide the winner first, and then the winner will come to me again." ”

"That's a good idea!" Thunder Thor laughed, "I like you more and more, I will definitely leave you a whole corpse, and if you are lucky, your face will still be intact!" ”

"I'll go!" Su Hang looked disdainful, and complained in his heart, "Daxian, see it!" You usually scold me two, but the real two are these two. ”

The silent immortals saw it but didn't speak, but sighed in their hearts, "Hmph! Even if life is a play, you don't have to act like this! It's too bad for the plot. ”

"Nice fart!" Lei Gong scolded, "Thor, you ...... You're only tall...... Don't have a brain, he's going to ...... The two of us...... Cannibalism...... Kill, and then he'll clean up the mess...... Endgame. ”

"Don't listen to his nonsense." Su Hang thought to himself at this time, since it is acting, I will also make up a script to disagree with you, "At the beginning, my admiration for the god Thor was like a surging river, and like the flooding of the Yellow River, out of control, you must have felt it, right?" ”

"Hmm!" Thor nodded.

"However, now I see this behemoth despise you so much, and I feel sorry for you in my heart, I can't swallow this breath, how can you swallow Thor?" Su Hang sowed discord in his mouth, and secretly sarcastic in his heart, "On weekdays, you are held high by human beings, and there is no other godhead except arrogance, I don't believe you don't give in with this move?" ”

"Hahaha...... Lei Gong smiled, "To...... Thor, with your ...... Wisdom, these two goods...... Say...... Say what you ...... Believe it? ”

"I believe it!" Thor said without hesitation.

"For..... What the? ”

"Do you need a reason to believe in a demigod?"

"No..... Don't need it? ”

"Do you need it?"

Thor and Thunder in quotation marks begin to quarrel.

"Thor, flatten him, I'll help you!" Su Hang shouted, and suddenly he felt that he had done something stupid, and this shouting might have caused Thor and Lei Gong to discover their plot to sow discord and drag them out of the quarrel.

Sure enough, Lei Gong and Thor looked at Su Hang coldly.

"Huh!" Su Hang laughed helplessly, "Damn! I'm really a bit of a snake. ”

Wangcai woke up and looked at the scene in front of him with a blank expression.

Lei Gong had already puffed up his big belly, and Thor's missing angle golden hammer was also sparkling, and suddenly, Lei Gong opened his mouth, and Thor swung the hammer, and two bolts of lightning rushed towards Su Hang.

Su Hang had been prepared and dodged as soon as he jumped, but Wangcai was not psychologically prepared and was scared and fainted.

Thor wielded a hammer and kept sending lightning to Su Hang, Lei Gong puffed out his stomach and cheeks and kept spitting fireballs at Su Hang, Su Hang's figure flickered between the lightning and thunder, desperately dodging.

"I was chopped to death by the two of you, how are you going to divide my prey? Take half of each, and God will not confess it. Su Hang shouted with a chaotic aura, it turned out that he already knew the reason why these quotation mark gods chased and killed him.

Su Hang's voice with the power of chaotic qi was really very powerful, and this sentence was implanted in the consciousness of Lei Gong and Thor, and they immediately stopped attacking and looked at each other.

After Su Hang landed, he stood there and looked at them with malice, and thought in his heart, "This doesn't mean to hack them!" I'm just implanting a neutral message, not in any way, as for whether it plays a role or plays a bad role, it depends entirely on the recipient's own play, and my hair? ”

Sure enough, the loophole in Lei Gong and Thor's consciousness transformed this sentence into negative energy information, and after they looked at each other for dozens of seconds, their brains short-circuited, stopped any rational thinking, and began to fight.

But seeing that Lei Gong kept tearing Thor with his tail and dragon claws, he spewed thunder and lightning from his mouth to hit Thor.

Thor was also able to resist the beating, and repeatedly fought back amid heart-rending shouts, his hornless golden hammer fluttering in the air, striking at Lei Gong with an angry bolt of lightning.

Su Hang stared at the two of them while staring nervously at the sky, he found that the algorithm of the Ocean of Consciousness repeatedly wanted to launch a thunder attack, but it was always restrained, indicating that it was not sure whether the two gods of quotation marks who were fighting were hacked, and their actions did not seem to threaten the entire Ocean of Consciousness, and finally after three minutes, there was no movement in the sky.

"Hehehe......" Su Hang felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart, and said with a smile, "I am really a girl with thousands of wind demons, Yushu Linfeng, a professional black god, and a professional hacker with a good demeanor." ”

In a place full of shadows, the silent immortal complained, "Which algorithm made up this script TM, it's really special enough!" Su Hang released a neutral message, the so-called Jiang Taigong fishing wisher took the bait, and the Lei Gong and Thunder God with quotation marks were hooked, which made Su Hang ecstatic in his heart, "Lao Tzu finally found the loophole in the Ocean of Consciousness algorithm, and he can hack whoever is here as much as he wants...... I'm so good, what should I do? Hahaha......"

Lei Gong and Thor, the god of thunder, were completely on the hook for the person who was seated, but seeing that the lightning was always shining around them, and they were still fighting with high morale after fighting all over their bodies, they didn't know when to stop.

Wangcai lay on the ground and occasionally opened his eyes and peeked at it, confirming that it was still lightning and thunder, and pretending to pass out.

"There aren't many dogs who are as good at acting as you are!" Su Hang complained, "There's nothing to see!" Wangcai, I'll go first, and when you don't pass out anymore, come and catch up with me. ”

After Su Hang finished speaking, he left, and Wangcai opened his eyes and saw that he had really walked a hundred meters, so he confirmed that he was really leaving, and immediately got up and chased after him.

"Sao Nian, you can actually act better than me, you must have a great future in the future!" Su Hang made fun of Wangcai who caught up.

"Wow Wow...... Barking! Wangcai said with a happy face, "Although one of us is a demigod and the other is a dog, life is the same, the soul is the same, and we both have dreams of living, you shouldn't make fun of me!" ”

Su Hang stopped, stared at Wangcai very seriously, and suddenly smiled, "I see, although your eyes are the soul of a dog, but today's sentence, even the punctuation is the truth." ”

......

The two of them had already walked a few kilometers, far away from the battlefield of Lei Gong and Thor.

Early the next morning, Su Hang was still meditating and resting, surrounded by chaotic qi, and Wangcai was still afraid of the chaotic qi, lying on his stomach more than ten meters away from him.

Su Hang was trying to activate the four-dimensional potential of the Chaotic Qi, but every time there was a force like a firewall blocking his access to the four-dimensional potential area of the Chaotic Qi. He tried to crack this firewall many times, but the more he tried to crack it, the more he couldn't crack it, and he complained unconsciously, "This thing seems to be hidden deeply, and it is strong when it is strong!" ”

Su Hang was depressed.

Suddenly, a set of picture information came from the chaotic qi, and a thousand meters away, a vague and sneaky huge body floated in the air, with a long tail and a wine barrel wrapped around the tail.

"Ugh!" Su Hang took a closer look, "Damn!" It's not the barrel, it's Thor, they're coming for me? ”

Su Hang continued to interpret the information......

"It turns out that the two of them cracked the program, and now they are teamed up!" Su Hang smiled disdainfully and said to Wangcai, "Drama spirit, you can pretend to pass out again!" ”

"Wait!" Su Hang suddenly read another message, "There is also a quotation mark god behind them, and his power is even stronger...... I'll go! Be...... Zeus! Su Hang was surprised, "Could it be that he stopped Lei Gong and Thor from killing each other!" ”

"Woohoo?" Wangcai said, "What should I do?" ”

"You can lie down longer this time!" Suzhou and Hangzhou speak

fell, and Wangcai lay down and pretended to be dead.

"Go! It turns out that your real profession is not janitor and bite, but actor. ”

......

Lei Gong and Thor came to a hundred meters away from Suzhou and Hangzhou, stopped, Lei Gong let go of Thor, Thor rolled down from a height of more than ten meters, and landed properly like a cat.

"It's more like a keg!" Su Hang, by virtue of his divine sense, still despised them.

Later, Zeus sat on a white cloud and slowly floated above the thunder and stopped.

But listening to him say in a low tone in ventriloquism, "The king of the gods in ancient Greek mythology, the head of the twelve main gods of Olympus, the supreme chief god who rules over all things in the universe, the father of gods and men, etc., etc., my name is innumerable, I am Zeus." ”

"I see!" Su Hang was reading the data of Zeus in quotation marks, and was a little surprised, "It seems that the enthusiasm of human beings to worship this product at that time was indeed very high, which made his information package rich in connotation and amazingly powerful, I can't be careless!" ”

"Dare to implant malicious programs into me and Lei Gong, causing us to almost beat each other to death, thanks to the help of Zeus, we survived." Thor said viciously.

"Go! If I implant a malicious program on the two of you, why don't you two be hacked to death by the algorithm of the Ocean of Consciousness? Su Hang sneered, "Obviously, I have a loophole in my own thinking, I sat down in the right seat, I didn't introspect, and I came to me to carry the black pot, the means are really despicable." ”

"You...... You...... Swear black is white.! Lei Gong stammered again.

"Hey! Lei Gong, if you stutter, say a few words, you are tired of the audience, and the audience is even more tired! Su Hang sneered, suddenly feeling that he had hurt Lei Gong's self-esteem, and felt a little guilty.

"If you have a cheap mouth, you don't have any good virtues, and your words are especially hurtful." Zeus scolded.

"Go!" Su Hang complained, "So one of you betrayed Odin and the other betrayed the Jade Emperor, and they both took refuge in Zeus?" ”

"Go!" Thor choked, "Since humans no longer believe in us, we are free and no longer form cliques. ”

"Oh!" Su Hang wanted to try Jiang Taigong again to catch the bait, so he said, "Now there are three of you, but I am the only one of the loot, who does it belong to?" ”