Thor and Lei Gong looked at each other, and then Lei Gong said, "We'...... Thanksgiving...... Zeus, so ...... You belong to Him. ”

"Oops, that's great!" Su Hang began to conspire, and immediately smiled at Zeus, "Zeus God King, my admiration for you is really like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control. ”

"What do you mean?" Zeus asked, confused.

"Shoot ..... Shoot your ass! Lei Gong said.

"What?" Zeus was furious when he heard this, "Dare to treat me as a horse? ”

"Go!" Su Hang complained in his heart, "Cultural differences are really a gap in communication!" ”

"Zeus, you misunderstood!" Thor explained, "He's using the eastern side

Praise you. ”

"Oh!" Zeus turned his anger into joy, "That's as it should be!" ”

"Oh, Thor, you've really learned from China and the West!" Su Hang deliberately praised, and at the same time said to Lei Gong, "Lei Gong, you really should learn from the Nordic Thunder Theology." ”

Thor gave in again, with a look of under-beatenness.

"Say it! What are you going to do with me now? Su Hang asked.

"Originally...... Think...... Come here, and ...... with you Fight and ...... Shoot you. Lei Gong said, "I didn't expect it...... And...... And you kid...... Let's talk again! ”

"Can you change your voice to a more concise one? Everyone is in a hurry! Su Hang gave in again, and Lei Gong was furious.

"Do you want to fight or surrender?" Thor asked.

"What's the difference?"

"Surrender, I can leave you a whole corpse, beat, and break your corpse."

"Go!" Su Hang despised in his heart, "Aren't all corpses and broken corpses dead?" ”

Su Hang already knew how to blacken these gods in this sea of consciousness, so he was always calm in his heart, but in order to meet the needs of the plot, he decided to pretend to be a little scared on the surface, and he didn't feel that he sighed, "Here, it's not okay to be an actor!" ”

He knew that these quotes were only created by human will and had always been admired, so the Godhead was very simple, and basically only arrogant.

"This arrogance is your vulnerability." He is writing non-aggressive, neutral programs with four-dimensional consciousness, all for activating vulnerabilities such as arrogance and no one in sight, such as: "I am a god and must be respected!" "I am God and cannot be treated with indifference!" "I am the King of God, and no one can despise me!" "I am a Norse god, not under the jurisdiction of the ancient Greek gods! ”……

He wrote dozens of articles in a minute; It took another two minutes to copy hundreds of thousands of of these programs; Finally, let the Chaos Qi send them into the space around the three Quote Gods, ready to be implanted for them.

Due to the difference in dimensions, the three quotation marks are not perceived by God at all.

"Those who wish to take the bait, the algorithm will only think that it is your own loopholes that cause the disorder, and will not blame me."

In the blink of an eye, Su Hang had already set up dense programs around them, and he was happy in his heart, "Now I will start to slowly implant it for you, so that these programs will continue to activate your loopholes." ”

Su Hang said to Zeus with a smile, "When I was in the Divine Domain, I heard about Zeus, your name, and it is far better to be famous than to meet him!" ”

"Oh!" Zeus sat on the white cloud, and when he heard this, he leaned forward excitedly, "The world of the true gods also tells my story?" ”

"Damn! What a true god or a false god, we envy you as the god king of the universe. Su Hang flattered, his eyebrows fluttered when he saw Zeston, and at the same time he saw Thor and Lei Gong looking unconvinced, and he was secretly happy in his heart, "You have already started the automatic implantation program." ”

"Zeus, let's do it!" Thor yelled impatiently.

"No hurry!" Quotation marks Zeus said, "I want to hear how the world of the true gods has told me my story." ”

"You ...... That...... Do you have...... Spread...... My story? Lei Gong couldn't help but ask.

"Nope!"

"What about mine?" Thor also asked, and Su Hang was overjoyed, "Such an arrogant loophole is so easy to activate!" ”

"Go, go!" But I heard Su Hang deliberately choke, "I'm talking to an idol, what are you two making trouble?" The entire god world only circulates stories about Zeus, not even Odin and the Jade Emperor, how can it be your turn, what the hell? I don't pee on myself. ”

Thor and Lei Gong were immediately angry, the two fake gods were so angry that their faces turned red, and Lei Gong even puffed up his stomach and was about to spit out that angry electric light.

Su Hang knew that the two of them were constantly activating loopholes by the programs they had implanted, and that arrogant vice was stirring up in their bodies, and they were about to get out of control, and they had to add fuel to the fire at this time, but listen to him continue to tout Zeus sensibly and stimulate the two false gods.

"Oops! Zeus, my great father of the gods, we worship you because you are the most professional of all the gods, and even we are amateurs compared to you. ”

"Oh!" Zeus squinted his eyes and looked intoxicated, "This sentence is true!" ”

Su Hang continued to praise him, "A priest like you will be popular with thousands of goddesses no matter where you are, and enhance the connotation of the youth of the divine realm, you are the Dinghai Divine Needle of the Divine Realm!" ”

"Hahaha......" Zeus was amused by a few words of praise from Suzhou and Hangzhou, and kept commending himself, "These words are also true!" I've always been mindful of my image, and you see, I carry a few combs with me, and I comb my hair and beard every day when I go out and on the road. ”

He has been implanted with a large number of megalomaniac activation programs by Su Hang.

"Wow! Zeus's comb, I wonder if I can touch it before I die? ”

"Take it, I'll give it to you for a funeral." Zeus laughed and dropped it.

Su Hang immediately went up to pick it up, and he had to scold fiercely in his heart, "Give me a funeral!" Don't think you're Zeus, I won't flatten you, we'll see. ”

Su Hang saw a sudden change in the sky at this time, but the change hesitated, and he was happy in his heart, "It is really difficult for the algorithm to judge the situation in front of you." ”

"Stop listening to his!" Thor finally couldn't help but shout, "Zeus, will you kill him or not?" ”

As soon as Su Hang heard this, he knew that a good opportunity had come, and immediately scolded, "Thor, you are too blind to a priest, and you are so rude that I want to flatten you!" ”

"Idiot, he's not my priest, my priest is Odin!"

Zeus looked at Thor's eyes wrong, revealing a ruthlessness, Su Hang saw it, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, "The megalomaniac program in Zeus's body is accelerating the activation of the loophole, I will add some more firewood to you, so that the fire will be strong." ”

"I'll go! You have no elders in your eyes, look at Lei Gong, how much he loves the priest, quiet like a dog, how can you be so rampant, I want to squash you. ”

"Come on, hit me! Second, goods. Thor exclaimed.

He ...... It's Guhi..... Wax ..... Father, follow me...... Mao relationship? Lei Gong finally shouted angrily.

Zeus stared at Lei Gong viciously again.

At this time, Su Hang saw that the sky was calm, knowing that the algorithm judged that everything here was legal and reasonable, and gave up the intervention, and his heart was completely steady, but he continued to provoke Zeus and the others, "Father, please allow me to teach you a lesson for you before I die. ”

"Hmm!" Zeus nodded.

The rhythm is completely reversed!

Thor and Lei Gong pounced angrily, and Su Hang also pounced on him as soon as he kicked his feet.

The battlefield suddenly turned on the star.

Su Hang deliberately fought the two of them, and even deliberately suffered two lightning strikes, and then sent himself out dozens of meters, rolling down into the white sand, just opposite Wangcai, more than ten meters away from it, and pretended to pass out.

Thor continued to swing the golden hammer with the missing corner to smash Su Hang's head, and when he jumped into the air, Su Hang's body still did not move, but suddenly raised a hand, holding Zeus's comb in his hand.

Zeus saw it, and Thor saw it, but he didn't stop, he was about to swing his hammer down, and suddenly, a thunderbolt made an X-ray perspective for him, and Thor fell to the ground with a scream, and his body was smeared with a layer of black carbon.

"Huh!" Although Su Hang had never seen it in person, he had read about this process, "Zeus's loophole has finally attacked!" ”

Sure enough, just now Zeus used his divine weapon, thunder, to attack Thor.

Thor was furious, "Old immortal, why did you hit me?" ”

"I suddenly thought you were so annoying, so I hit you."

Thor stood up and stared at Zeus viciously.

"To look at me like this is a barbarian god."

Thor knew that he couldn't beat Zeus, and he didn't dare to shoot easily.

Su Hang was lying on the ground, and he was not idle, he continued to edit a neutral program and secretly put it in Lei Gong's ear, and then started the program, and the program sent a message to Lei Gong, "Everyone is playing thunder and lightning, like-minded, stop fighting, you can persuade quickly." ”

Lei Gong was really honest, and immediately said, "Everyone...... Both.

..... Playing thunder and lightning, like-minded...... Daohe ......"

Before Lei Gong finished speaking, Zeus sneered, "Cut! You also deserve to play with thunder and lightning, that broken hammer, that rotten belly, you can't see a little professionalism, and it lowers my style. ”

Lei Gong finally became angry, and suddenly choked with joy, "I have never tried such an unpleasant feeling, if you take it like this again, see if I don't split you off that cotton." ”

Zeus was furious, and he swung the thunder violently, and a lightning bolt struck the thunder gong, but the lightning was intercepted by another lightning halfway...... It was Thor who came to the rescue.

"Lei Gong, how about we pull him off the cotton and flatten him together?" Thor exclaimed.

"Good!"

The sky was thundering and lightning......

Wangcai opened one eye to peek at the battle, and then looked at Suzhou and Hangzhou.

Su Hang suddenly opened one eye and winked at it, Wangcai immediately looked happy, and then continued to pretend to be dead.

Su Hang sneered in his heart, "Hey! These false gods are really just arrogant loopholes, and they can be used by any black person. ”

......

At the same time, in another corner of Baisha, a ragged monk was walking listlessly, holding a portrait of Su Hang in his hand - oh! It turned out to be Tang Sanzang with quotation marks!

As he walked, he suddenly saw something shining more than twenty meters away, he leaned forward and pulled it out of the sand, "Yay! Isn't this Goku's hoop? ”

The hoop suddenly flashed, and a paragraph appeared on it, "Use this hoop to cover Su Hang's head, and recite a sentence of 'compassion' to subdue him." ”

"Oh!" Tang Sanzang suddenly realized, "Which Bodhisattva brother or sister passed on my hoop and hoop mantra to ask me to surrender to this Suzhou and Hangzhou...... Understood, understood! ”

This Tang Sanzang is, a holographic image of a comprehensive information package for dramas and film and television dramas, and his personality is far more complex than Zeus, Thor, and Lei Gong, etc., Su Hang wants to use the old way to quietly black him, I'm afraid it is more difficult than ascending to the sky.

Tang Sanzang carried the tight hoop and looked into the distance.

Having said that, who gave Tang Sanzang this tight spell and tight hoop?

"Who else? Of course it's me! The Silent Immortal smiled in a shadowy place, "This tight spell is an unbreakable procedure, and it is not a little harmful to the Ocean of Consciousness, plus Su Hang is an outsider, there is no house, no land, no household registration here, no matter how persecuted, the algorithm of the Ocean of Consciousness will be ignored." Su Hang, Su Hang, only if you activate the four-dimensional ability of the chaotic qi can you break this tight spell, come on! ...... Don't blame me for being soft-hearted, it's all for your own good! "Tang Sanzang is meditating...... More than just meditation.

"Who are you?"

"Heaven must not be divulged."

"Oh! I recognize this sentence, it is the standard configuration of big coffee. ”

"It's good to understand!"

"You're the one who gave me the Spell and the Bond?"

"That's right!"

"And now it's running into my head without permission, it shouldn't be as simple as sightseeing, right?"

"Of course not, I ask you to control Su Hang."

"I know! Why else would you give me a mantra and a shackle? But what is he doing to control him? ...... All other gods will kill him. ”

"Are you going to kill him too?"

"Hey! I have played the role of being hunted down all my life, and I know the pain in it, so how can I do it to him what I don't want to do? ”

"Hahaha...... Sure enough, I read you right! ”

"Amitabha! I just want to persuade him to leave quickly, so that this turmoil can pass early, and the ocean of consciousness will be quiet, and the gods will be rational. ”

"You're such a benevolent packet."

"I'm a professional good guy."

"Hmmm! As long as you keep him under control, he will be able to get out of here quickly and safely. ”

"Oh! But I'm not the only good person, so why do you have to look for me? ”

"Because you're one of the most experts in using the Hoop and Hoop Spell."

"Amitabha! I don't dare to say the most professional, but I use it the most. ”

"Humility! So this is all about you. ”

"Alright! I agreed. Excuse me, what do you call it? ”

"Names are just symbols, not enough to worry about."

"Good! Only big coffee is qualified to be low-key! ...... Also, I agree with you going into my head, but I don't agree with you going to rummage through it. ”

"Oh! I just can't help but love the story about you, how offended, sorry! ”

"It's okay! I've been seen naked for a long time, no more than you, no less than you, no less, but being turned over makes me want to vomit and vomit......"

......

After Tang Sanzang vomited, the silent immortal continued, "Look, you can ride it." ”

Tang Sanzang fixed his eyes and saw that a cotton flower in the distance was running towards him, and he arrived in front of him in a blink of an eye.

"Babble! So fast! .......Depend on! Isn't this Goku's somersault cloud? ”

"Sun Wukong was hacked by the gods and hacked to death by the algorithm, and now this poor cloud has no owner."

"You're telling me to take it? ...... But it's not good for me to steal someone's inheritance like this, right? ”

"The monkey is your apprentice, and now he has no children, no daughters, no wife and no foundation, not even a junior, and it makes sense for you to keep it on your behalf."

"That's it! ...... All right! I'll take it for now. ”

"This is his place." After the silent immortal finished speaking, he sent the location of Su Hang to Tang Sanzang.

"Roger!" Tang Sanzang sat on the somersault cloud and flew away with a whoosh.

"Yay! Why don't you ask why I want to control him, not afraid that I have bad intentions? The Silent Great Immortal asked curiously.

"I've never been interested in this kind of question, so why bother?"

"How can such a crucial detail be overlooked?"

"Huh! If you don't mean anything, I'll ask for it

Doubt, if you answer with bad intentions, I will be troubled, if you answer with bad intentions and no bad intentions, I thought you were playing meditation with me...... The spirit of professionalism is to stop at the point of everything. ”

"Oops! My admiration for you is really like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control. The silent immortal praised.

"Yay! Why is this Wukong's mantra again...... It seems that Wukong's mantra has become famous in the Three Realms, and he can also look at it! ”

......

The somersault cloud took Tang Sanzang to travel thousands of miles a day.

Early the next morning, somersault cloud took him to stop next to a charred corpse, Tang Sanzang sneezed three times when he stood up, and complained, "After a night of wind, I finally caught a cold!" ”

"Hey, Wukong! You died in vain for justice, and you died in vain. Tang Sanzang stood beside Sun Wukong's body and sighed, "It's a pity that you were so windy when you were alive, but now the cremation is not thorough enough, although I have not shed tears as a teacher, but I have sighed, let me carry out the cremation for you to the end!" ”

Tang Sanzang didn't forget to pick up the golden hoop stick before lighting the fire, but it was still tightly grasped by Sun Wukong's charred hand, and he couldn't take it off no matter how hard he tried, Tang Sanzang straightened his waist and sighed, "Wukong! You're so naughty, I'm not trying to take your inheritance and sell it, and you know that when I don't have money, I have a better life than when I have money, so why should I bother myself? I just think that this golden hoop rod may be able to stay in this world and continue to help others, if it is burned together, won't it be violent and ruined, don't you say? ”

Before Tang Sanzang's words fell, Sun Wukong's scorched corpse let go.

"Just let it go, just let it go!" Tang Sanzang burst into tears, "Wukong, you have finally let go, go with peace of mind!" ”

Sun Wukong's charred corpse suddenly turned into smoke and dust and dissipated.

Tang Sanzang picked up the golden hoop stick and sat on the somersault cloud, and said, "Doudou, I'm not covered in hair than Wukong, I can't stand the wind, please run slower." ”

It turned out that Tang Sanzang and somersault clouds ran all night to surpass this Monkey King, at this time, Tang Sanzang sat on the somersault cloud and looked at the golden hoop stick carefully, and sighed, "In the past, Wukong watched closely, I didn't have a chance to get close, but today I can finally take a closer look." ”

......

Tang Sanzang and somersault clouds ran thousands of miles in the blink of an eye, never thinking that they were being captured by several telescopes at this time.

Five kilometers away, there were four guys in strange costumes each holding a telescope facing him, and the one holding the largest and longest telescope was the boss of this group, who was still a woman, and had a charming appearance and a graceful figure.

"Madam, I heard that Sun Wukong is dead, how did this somersault cloud and golden hoop stick fall into Tang Sanzang's hands now?" A youkai with a beautiful body with a fox head asked.

"It must be Tang Sanzang who took advantage of Sun Wukong's vain death and usurped his inheritance, what's new about this?" Another monster with a snake head and a beautiful body replied, "Isn't this a routine?" ”

"Don't guess, you two second goods, Tang Sanzang is not that kind of person." The Boss finally spoke.

"It's still Madame's professional vision!" A batacore immediately gave a thumbs up and slapped his ass.

"Go! My Mrs. Bai Gu and his master and apprentice have gone from fighting to comics, from comics to animation, from animation to film and television dramas, I don't know how many times they have been entangled, he is burned to ashes, and I recognize his goods. ”

"Now that Sun Wukong is gone, isn't it the best time for us to capture him?" The fox head laughed.

"Second goods, what are you doing with him?" Lady Bones sneered, "You don't really think you can live forever if you eat him, do you?" Or do you want to hear him nag? ”

"I think the fox is too deep into the play!" The snake head laughed.

"Our profession is inherently an actor." The fox head defended, "It's dedication to enter the play. ”

"Not anymore!" Mrs. White Bone sighed, ""Journey to the West has long been TM no one has watched it, you are still TM dedicated!" ”

"And what are we now?" The bat monster's face was confused and looked like Garfield's.

Lady Bones looked at her nails and complained, "Salted fish." ”

The atmosphere suddenly dropped to freezing.

…...

"Alright, alright! Don't think about this unhappy thing, go find that Su Hang! Lady White Bone said, "He is the dry goods, kill him, and we will be free!" ”

"However, this time, the true god did not invite us in the entertainment industry to participate in the hunt for Su Hang." The head of the snake objected, "If we really cut off Su Hang's head, will the true god admit it?" ”

"Who killed him or not? It doesn't matter if the true God is the true God, the true God just wants to watch him die. Lady Bones said, "That's called a routine, you know?" ”

"Oh!" The head of the snake scratched its bare green head.

"However, Su Hang only has one head, and it can't be divided into four parts, and only one of us has a chance to become a true god, don't the others have to be trapped in this ocean of consciousness!" The fox head complained.

"Fox, you have analyzed it meticulously, but it's all nonsense." Lady White Bone sneered, "If you live so negatively, don't kill Su Hang, stay in the Ocean of Consciousness for the rest of your life!" ”

"Hee-hee-hee! With my wisdom, I naturally can't compare with Madame, and I ask Madame to help me open my mind. ”

"Humph! If there is one place for the true God, why can't there be two, three, four? Lady Bones said, "It's man-made. ”

"But how?" The batacore asked.

"It's all drama in and out of the play, who is the key to this play?" Lady Bones asked.

"Director!"

"That's right! What is the director's favorite thing to do? ”

"Unspoken rules."

"That's right! As long as you get him, you can have as many places as you want...... Which of the four of us do you think is attractive to be dived? ”

The three hands looked at each other.

"When I played "Journey to the West", the number of male fans has always been at the top of the list, and even the fans of the king of the daughter country are only a fraction of mine, do you three have male fans?"

"Nope!" The three youkai shook their heads awkwardly.

"A man's heart can't escape my white bone claws!" Mrs. White Bone looked confident, "Naturally, only I can get the director in minutes." ”

"But what if the director of this play is a woman?" The head of the snake suddenly asked.

Mrs. White Bone was taken aback, quickly rolled her eyes twice, and said with a smile, "Hahaha, then it's better to get it done, let me tell you a secret, in fact, being an actor is just my part-time job, and my real profession is to flirt with Han experts." ”

"Oh! No wonder the male pink corpses under Mrs. Pomegranate's skirt are all over the field! The batacore immediately gave a thumbs up.

"Ouch! Madame is so well hidden! When will you educate us, so that I can also pick up a few fans in the Han circle. ”

"Well said, well said!" Lady Bones responded, but in her heart she sarcastically said, "Go! Don't pee on yourself, you still want to flirt with a man, and pick up a few ghosts! ”

Needless to say, these four must be holographic projections of the information packages of the characters in various film and television dramas.