Chapter 1051: Are (*^▽^*) You Going to Fight Me?
lll¬ω¬)
The twisted and disgusting mass of rotten red flesh writhed and swelled at the bottom of the crater that had been struck...... Even, Anne, who was munching on popcorn on the edge of the pit, saw the other party growing little by little, the beating heart and some colorful ugly internal organs outside the rotten meat?
“……”
٩(๛ ̆³ ̆)۶ hum!
Then, after holding back a shattering fire that smashed into the pit and burned the disgusting thing completely, she pouted and slipped away with her bear in her hand, as if intending to wait for the other party to come back after she was fully revived, so as not to see something disgusting and affect her appetite for snacks?
(…… )
(● ̄(エ) ̄●)
……
The rotten flesh in the pit that was constantly copying, splitting and growing bigger was still twisting, and it didn't stop if a little girl left......
If it may take a person about eighteen or nineteen years to grow from a billet cell to an adult, then it took less than ten minutes to go from a fist-sized mass of rotten flesh to an ugly and disgusting mass the size of a basket in the crater of 'meteorite' that was still burning with flames and ashes all around!
Perhaps, in a few minutes, a fresh, living man with a full coat of fruit will rise from the twisted and wriggling disgusting mass of flesh, right?
There is no doubt that it will be!
Because now, it can 'speak'!!
'Oh......'
It's this little bit of resurrection again, it's not good, I feel it...... My brother seems to have grown in the wrong place, and that's my belly button......
'Wait! ’
"Dear stomach, your place is the position of the kidney, don't you grab it first, your place is in the back, a little bit behind?" ’
'I love you, Wade Wilson, and we're going to get through it...... Yes, she always likes to say that, maybe that's not what she meant at all, and I know why! ’
‘?? ’
'Not true! ’
'Stop! Don't stop in that place, I'm not going to allow my rectum to grow on my face, get out of here!! ’
'Oh! My God......'
'Two breaks in the ass or something, I'm not going to allow it to come out with one more, never!' ’
'It's so itchy, it's ......'
'This feeling, so sour, that's why I can't help but let people kill and hurt me every time......
'Wait! ’
'What's going on, my brain, who knows where it's gone?' Oh, sorry, I see, it's still in the ass, okay, now I can use my ass to think about the problem? ’
'But ......'
'Where has my other eye gone?' ’
'Please, please make sure your teeth are a little neater this time, because that's about my smile, and even though I'm wearing a hood all the time, it's unlikely that people will see me smile, but I'm very mindful, and God can testify, even if I never believed ......in Him.'
'Okay......
I knew I shouldn't have had too high expectations of my face, even though it always disappointed me every time I was reborn. ’
‘……’
Long
In the midst of a flurry of chatter, Deadpool, a guy whose original name was Wade Winston Wilson, finally became more and more like a human being on the ground of that rotten flesh.
Eventually, when he had the outline of a normal person and was sure that all of his internal organs were in place and could stand up, did he stand naked on Superman Clark's charred and mostly hot corpse, twisting his waist and bouncing in some kind of clumsy dance?
But unfortunately, that scene was a bit too spicy for the eyes, so that little Anne, who was hiding in the distance, did not even think of the idea of appearing directly, and still let him slowly jump and recover little by little in this large pit of burning ashes.
"Uh-huh......"
"It looks like the size is right, and it's not getting too small? But the clothes are gone...... However, what kind of material is his cloak made of, and it has not been completely burned? ”
"Tsk!"
"Anyway, I should have left here sooner......"
After the jumping, Deadpool Wade began to look up and down his new body, and found that everything had not changed, even the ugly face was the same as before, uglier than orange peel, he nodded, and then his mind moved, under the effect of the reality gem that he didn't know where he got it, he directly got a new set of red and black tight-fitting headgear combat suits on his own body, and once again became the handsome Deadpool who everyone knew and guaranteed a high recognition rate.
Then as soon as he stretched out his hand, two sharp blades appeared in his hands, first handsomely played a knife flower, then just stuck it behind his back, and finally glanced around, making sure that the superman under his feet was too dead to die, and after making sure that there were no enemies around, he nodded with satisfaction, and planned to leave here quickly, so as to save the remnants of some organizations with their various tools, or missiles locked and launched, to find him Uncle Wade?
"Hey!"
↜(ψ`▽′)o
"Why have people been waiting for you for a long time...... Are you really going to leave without saying a word? ”
( ̄~ ̄) Chew!
After waiting for a while, when some of the creature was finally finished and dressed, and when the other party thoughtfully conjured a rose with the reality gem and threw it on the charred body of Superman to express comfort, little Annie, who was already impatient, finally appeared here, sitting on the top of a big tree, dangling her feet, holding her little bear Tibers, and not forgetting to throw a few creamy popcorn into her mouth and chew and ask vaguely.
(…… )
ʕ¯͒~¯͒ʔ
(Tibbs protests because some hateful, slimy, sugar-filled little hand is rubbing against it.) )
“!!”
"Who is it?!"
For the first time, Deadpool Wade felt a hint of surprise.
Because, he didn't even know that there was someone around him, and he didn't know from another 'channel' that there was a second person who came to him today? This situation was obviously a little beyond his expectations, and it made him have a rare sense of panic.
Therefore, he turned around for the first time, and followed the direction from which the voice came, and looked at the branch of the great tree not far behind him, which had not yet been burned by the fire.
"Oh!"
"I saw it, it turned out to be you nasty little guy?!"
He was stunned for a moment, but after the initial nervousness, Deadpool Wade, who could clearly see who was speaking, quickly became relaxed again.
Because, he has been looking for the other party for a long time......
However, no matter how he found it, how he used his magical ability to see through the world, he didn't know where the other party was? But now, the other party sent himself to the door, and there is nothing better or better than this.
He felt that he only needed to work a little hard today to completely eliminate the existence of the other party from this world, and his grand plan was almost complete, and it would be a great victory, and his first demonstration against someone who controlled them!
'Uh-huh......'
o( ̄~ ̄)oGrunt!
"Hello! We haven't seen each other for a long time, and people think you're supposed to be dead a long time ago, aren't they, weird weird Shu Xiao? ”
(๑•̀▽•́ฅ)
After tossing the last handful of popcorn into her mouth and chewing vigorously and swallowing it with a 'grunt' sound, Anne threw away the empty paper tube, and then raised the slimy Tibbs little paw in her arms to greet the dark-eyed hood that was holding her arms and tilting her head to look at her.
It seems that the other party is indeed looking for herself, and she herself is also looking for the other party, so now all the problems can be solved satisfactorily soon, and this is excellent!
"Yes, it's been years, little one, and we're finally meeting again......"
"I remember that year I was instructed by a bald head to steal those gems from you, and was kind enough to tell you something, but you cruelly left me alone on that island?"
Deadpool, who was gradually relaxing, was about to sit on a rock next to him, but after the hot touch of his back made him jump in surprise, he quickly gave up the idea that was not very practical, and instead squatted to the side in an Asian squatting position, and then hung his hands, just like the little girl staring at each other through the big pit that he and Superman had knocked out before.
"Do you know how long it took me to find a way back in the end?!"
He knew that the little girl was not easy to deal with, and he also knew that neither he nor the other party could easily escape today, so he was not in a hurry now......
And he also believes that before they decide the winner, even if the satellites in the sky have monitored everything here, they will definitely not easily attack here, because that little girl is also here, her identity and status are very important to some people, I believe that there must be many people paying attention to this place right now.
"Hmm......"
(◔◡◔)
"Perhaps...... Probably...... At least three years, right? ”
(*^▽^*)☝❤
The other party's simple question was not too difficult to answer, anyway, Anne just thought about it briefly and gave an accurate answer.
“!!”
"You! How do you know? ”
Deadpool Wade, who was about to talk to the other party about this, and used his babbling speech skills to him, was suddenly a little surprised, and almost couldn't maintain the Asian squatting posture, and almost sat on the same hot and charred ground.
"It's easy!"
(^_−)☆
"Because, at that time, they added that one to reduce your luck! And its duration is exactly three years, so there is absolutely no way for you to leave that island before it expires!! ”
(。 •̀ꌂ-)✧
(…… )
(lll¬㉨¬)
“!!”
Finally, Deadpool Wade was shocked and sat down on the hot and blackened ground! However, he soon jumped up with a scream, and while slapping his ass comically, he exclaimed:
"So you did a good thing?"
"I'll just say, how could I be so unlucky Wade, although I've always been unlucky, I've never been as unlucky as those three years......"
Thinking about the life he had spent in the past three years on that small island and in the sea near that small island, Wade felt that he seemed to have found another reason why he had to punish the little girl in front of him and completely erase the existence of the other party.
Yes, although he had wanted to do it for a long time, he wanted to do it even more now!
"Hah! Isn't that fun? Do you want to play again? ”
(。 •̀ᴗ-)✧
"In fact, people can drop you on a planet in outer space, and then add a permanent luck reduction buff to you, ensuring that you will never return to Earth?"
o(´▽`)o
In Annie's opinion, there really is no more cruelty to dealing with a guy with a super regenerative factor and can't die easily than trapping the other party on a barren and harsh planet! Perhaps, the other party will be alone in that kind of place where there is no water, no air, no vegetation, no food, and no living things for countless eons of years, until the end of the universe?
That kind of terrible punishment, but she felt a little excited when she thought about it......
(…… )
(● ̄(エ) ̄●)
"You!!"
"Little one, I have another reason to kill you now, I won't allow you to do that cruel thing to me like that again......"
Qiang~!
After saying that, Deadpool Wade directly pulled out the two katana swords that he had just inserted back into the holster behind his back, and then played a beautiful knife flower, ready to cross the pit at any time and use the knife against the thief who was smiling at him and had bad intentions.
"Huh?"
ヾ(。 ꏿ﹏ꏿ)ノ゙
"Destroy me, just by you and your two broken knives that have no attributes at all?!"
∑(´△`)?!
If someone appeared in front of him wearing a god costume and carrying various artifacts and shouted the words that the other party just said, little Anne might still believe that it was a loss, just a little fingertip, and it really couldn't be more?
However, if it was the strange guy in front of her who wielded two broken knives, then she might not believe it at all, even the kind that didn't lose it!
"Yes! Just me!! ”
"It's going to be over soon, I've tried it many times, those guys, including the Superman in the pit, his name is Clark, right? I know him, the strongest from the DC Universe...... He didn't believe it just now, so he's dead now, and even the remnants of his corpse have been partially devoured by my cells......"
"You don't know, he's not delicious at all, except for being able to supply energy, I haven't gained his ability at all!"
"Of course, I don't have the ability to devour other people's abilities......"
Maybe he couldn't wait, maybe he was afraid that something else would happen, such as the arrival of reinforcements from the other party, so Deadpool started to act, and he walked on the edge of the pit step by step with a comical pace, as if he was going to go around it first, go around to the big tree, and then launch a fatal blow?
"That's ...... they're stupid"
↜(ψ`▽′)o
"Anyway, you definitely can't beat people, because you can't even beat other people's bad bear Tibbs!!"
(๑•̀▽•́ฅ)ʕ•̫͡•ʔ
(…… )
(● ̄(エ) ̄●)
(Tibbs was a little impatient, because, the guy who kept clamoring to destroy his little master, he had endured it for a long time, and he couldn't wait to hope that his bad little master would throw him out, and then let Uncle Tibbs teach him how to behave?)
Of course, once you really throw it out, I'm afraid the other party won't have the opportunity to learn how to be a good person, even if it's a bad spirit, it may be a little late! )
"That's right!"
"Indeed, I have also heard of your strength, in the past, but even the guys organized by Professor X's Illuminati couldn't help you, even the omega-level mutants were killed by you, and even Jean Grey's phoenix power was abolished by you, and under normal circumstances, I really couldn't beat you......"
At this, Deadpool Wade paused, because he remembered that he didn't seem to be going to kill a certain woman?
"Speaking of Jean Grey......"
"Forget it, I still don't want to kill her again, count her lucky, because she is just an ordinary person now, and there is no need to deal with her anymore, there is no doubt about it!"
"But now it's different, because ......"
"I've got this!"
Walking around the pit step by step, he walked to the opposite side, and walked not far in front of the big tree where the little girl was dangling her white legs, Deadpool stared at the little girl on the tree, opened his mouth, and only swallowed it after revealing a gem in his mouth, as if he was afraid that the little girl would suddenly jump out and snatch the treasure he had so hard to get?
"Reality Gem?"
ヽ(゜Q。 )ノ?
"Looks like you really ran over with something called a Pym particle and managed to get your hands on those Infinity Stones?"
(„Ծ▽Ծ„)?
Anne wasn't very surprised, because she had sensed the power of the Infinity Stones from the scene where Uncle Coulson's ship was blown up, and now that she saw that the other party really had a stone on her body, and remembered the Kryptonian stone dagger that the other party had made when she hugged the hapless Superman Clark before, she finally determined something.
"Looks like you know a lot of things......"
Wade frowned a little, because he found that the other party was not much surprised that he had Infinity Stones, which was a very bad omen, very bad!
"Humph!"
"Yes, the Red Skulls and their bunch are using me, they want me to kill Bear Shield, the X-Men, the Inhumans, the Illuminati and everything else that gets in their way, I cooperated with them, and their goal was achieved, but what they didn't know was that I wasn't using them?"
"But forget it, there's no point in talking about that now, because they're all dead, and I'm the one who killed them...... By now, as long as I kill you again, this universe should be almost there......"
With that, Deadpool Wade began to clench the blades in his hands, and as he let their blades drag the ground, making two marks on the charred dirt on the ground, he finally began to step forward step by step, intending to carry out his final and most important mission.
“……”
(눈_눈)
"An Infinity Stone, you are sure that you can't help others, do you know what its rules are? And, you know what? How many Infinity Stones are there? ”
๑乛◡乛๑
There are six genuine Infinity Stones in Anne, and the replicas are even more impressive, she has several piles!
But......
Today, she no longer relies on the power of Infinity Stones and Infinity Stones, just like she used to think it was super delicious when she could eat a burger, and she always wanted to eat more and more...... But now, when she sees it again and can easily spend money to buy more, she is a little dismissive?
(…… )
(′㉨`●)
(Tiebs said that the bad little master of his family has indeed been rare for a long time, so the earthling man named Wade in front of him is doomed to be in vain to show off that kind of thing in front of his little master.) )
“……”
"How many Infinity Stones do you have, how could I possibly know?!"
Wade had already walked to the tree, and then he stopped, looked up slightly, and locked on to the other with his eyes hidden in the red and black hood. Because now, he only needs to jump to directly attack the other party and end it all quickly!
"And you still say you want to beat me?"
↜(ψ`▽′)o
"Humph!"
"If you don't look around, how will you know?!"
Cha~!!
Before he finished speaking, Deadpool slammed his feet, and while jumping high, the twin swords in his hands crossed violently, instantly splitting the little girl and the branch of the tree where the other party was sitting!
‘!! ’
'Is that a phantom?!' ’
With an exclamation in his heart, Deadpool Wade, who had long thought that things would not go so smoothly, did not look back, and threw the sharp blade in his hand towards his left side!
Because he sensed it through the Infinity Stones, the little girl somehow teleported somewhere to his left.
Sincere!!
“??”
"What's going on?"
In the next moment, Deadpool Wade was a little dumbfounded, because he found that the sharp blade that he threw out was actually plunged into his body at this time, and at the same time nailed him to the tree?
"Is that all you have to do?"
o(*¯︶¯*)o
Anne is not in a hurry to destroy the other party, she needs to take her time, and is curious to know how the other party managed to almost destroy the whole world?
Because, that kind of thing is a little unreasonable, even if the other party has the Infinity Stones in their hands, like the Iron Man Shu Huang and Uncle Hammer, they should not be wiped out without even the power to resist under the power of the Infinity Stones, she feels that it is necessary for her to explore everything.
“!!”
"Humph!"
With a muffled snort, completely ignoring the sharp blade that had nailed itself to the tree for some unknown reason, Deadpool Wade jerked out his hand, and a square black piece of iron, which looked the size of a house and at least tens or hundreds of tons, suddenly appeared on Annie's head and smashed into free fall!
Obviously, it was the power of the Infinity Stones, the power of the Reality Stones he used.
However......
"Boring!"
₍₍◝(゚∀゚)◟⁾⁾
With a wave of her hand, the piece that had been crushed by the Earth's gravity and enough to smash anything instantly turned into bubbles that flew in the wind the moment it touched her fingers, as if everything was an illusion?
“!!”
"Have you ever tried the feeling of being cut in two?"
Wade shouted through gritted teeth.
Swish!!
A huge hacksaw that appeared from nowhere spun wildly and slashed past......
"Hey!"
(*˘︶˘*)☞.。.:*❀
Anne just stretched out her hand in a boring way, and the thing that was trying to cut her in half quickly became smaller and turned into a beautiful little red flower that fell to the ground in the wind?
"A being from a game that has destroyed entire worlds!!"
'Roar~!! ’
A huge fire dragon roared from the ground and was about to burn Anne to death with a dragon's breath, when it suddenly turned into a funny puppy?
“……”
(ಠ~ಠ)
'Woo woo ......'
Then, of course, under the ferocious gaze of little Annie, it whimpered, curled its tail in embarrassment, and disappeared without a trace.
"You!!"
After the three attacks launched with the Reality Gem were easily defused by the other party, Wade was furious, and his heart moved, and some terrible thing appeared out of thin air in the sky.
Sou~!!
A big guy with a long tail flame and several ☢ symbols on the head of the missile fell from the sky! It seems that Deadpool Wade is out of the way and plans to die with the enemy?
"It's really ......"
(lll¬ω¬)
"Strange Shu, your imagination is too lacking......"
("ಡωಡ") ✧ Change!
Anne, who hadn't played with nuclear bombs for many years, just glanced at the missile that was rushing down from the sky, and the thing instantly turned into a real double kick, and spun down into the distant woods, except for two consecutive 'pop! Syllable! There was no more movement than that.
"People tell you that it's completely wrong for you to use a real gem like that, you should use it to conjure something delicious, and then you don't have to spend money and time to find something delicious, that's the real and correct way to use it!"
(๑•﹃•๑)✧
(…… )
(¬㉨¬。 )
“……”
"It seems that you are indeed different from those people, and it seems that you really can't deal with you in ordinary ways......"
There was no way, after seeing that the few attacks he tried using the Infinity Stones failed, Deadpool Wade was not annoyed at all, but reached out and first pulled out the sharp blade that nailed himself to the trunk of the tree little by little from his body, completely ignoring the blood on it and his internal organs that were almost dripping out, so he dragged the bloody footprints and walked towards the little girl step by step.
"However, if you think that my Uncle Wade is only capable of these abilities, you are very wrong!"
"I know you're not easy to deal with, you're different from everyone else, I've seen all your stories, all the ...... that happened"
"So ......"
So, Deadpool didn't say much, just grinned, and after throwing away the two sharp blades in his hand, he frantically reached into the wound in his abdomen, as if looking for something? Of course, it is also possible that it is massaging his stomach?
“......”
(✪ω✪)
However, the other party's actions successfully attracted Anne's attention, so she did not rush to do it, and wanted to see what the other party could take out of her stomach.
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