Chapter 1050: The Cheap Deadpool vs. Superman, and the Arrival of Annie|ᐕ)⁾⁾ Hello?
Swish~!
Swish~! Swish~!
In the barren woods of Eastern America, under the eaves of this dilapidated log cabin that has been abandoned for an unknown amount of time, a strange man in the same tattered red and black tights, with one arm, half a leg, half a face, and part of the skin of his torso exposed, is sharpening the blade of his single knife.
That's right, he's Deadpool, Wade Winston Wilson, the guy who caused a bloody storm here in this universe, or on Earth in this universe!
Although there were already large and small gaps on the shocking single knife in his hand, he was still unswervingly sharpening the blade back and forth on the whetstone that he didn't know from which stream he had gotten, as if he was planning to polish the single knife full of chips into a sharp blade with sharp serrations?
Swish~! Swish~!
'Excellent! It's so sharp, it looks like it's almost going to chop off some hapless guy's head......
After grinding for a while, he even cut off one of his little fingers with a knife in his hand, and after watching a new finger grow little by little from the wound of the bloody palm, Wade, who tried the knife, nodded reluctantly, feeling that the knife had been almost sharpened by him.
'Yo Yo Yo ......'
'Let me think, who should I cut next?' ’
"The Aegis Bureau is basically leaderless, and there are few valuable targets left, and the Avengers are just missing that beautiful chick named Carol and that little girl who doesn't know which world to hide in, so it should take a lot of time......
'The X-Men are all gone, they are too impatient to kill, the professor is dead, and his school has been blown up by the genius me......
'The mutants are almost dead, and the aliens who ran to Earth are almost cut down, right?' ’
The hapless guys at the Illuminati are pretty much dead...... Wrong! It seems that the king of Atlantis is still missing...... But now there is no hurry, he can't hide for long, bring a small gift to his house another day to see him, and by the way, ask him what it means to hide at the bottom of the sea and not come out......
'Red Skull and his men are almost dead......
'Tsk! ’
'It's strange, it doesn't seem to have a particularly interesting target, so what am I sharpening my knife for now, and who am I going to cut tomorrow?' ’
After muttering to himself for a while, Deadpool Wade was a little confused, because he found that he was doing his job so well that, for a while, he couldn't think of it, or couldn't find a worthy target to start with.
After all, his targets don't include ordinary people, just superheroes or villains, and, of course, mutants and the like...... And those people are one less to kill one, and at the current pace, he must soon be able to complete his task, so now he is starting to trouble with who he wants to find tomorrow.
'Huh? ’
'Uncle Wade is on vacation today and doesn't want to work, why is there still someone who doesn't know whether he is alive or dead? ’
Suddenly, Deadpool Wade stopped what he was doing and looked up at the sky.
At this moment, in the sky, a heroic muscular man wearing a delicate blue tights, with an inverted 'S' red logo on his chest, and a big red cloak behind him, was slowly descending from the sky majestically.
After passing through the dense branches of the woods and approaching the ground, the visitor only touched the ground with his toes, as if he were suspended in mid-air, and stared with the same non-angry and arrogant eyes at a certain Wade who was wearing a tattered red and black bodysuit, and the red and black hood on his head was torn, revealing half of his ugly face full of ugly bumps and full of playful eyes.
‘……’
'Are you the same Deadpool who caused great damage to the Earth in this universe, destroyed the Avengers, and blew up the Bear Shield spaceship, that Wade Winston Wilson?' ’
That's right, it's none other than the DC Universe's Superman Clark Kent!
Not long ago, he was entrusted and invited by the Bear Shield Bureau to come to this world to deal with the crazy demon in front of him who has been killing people like crazy for a period of time!
However, given that he knew the strength of the Bear Shield Bureau better than anyone else, he felt that it was likely that the Bear Shield Bureau was making a fuss, and he still had the unfinished tasks assigned by the Hyperion in his own hands, so he had been stranded in other worlds and could not free his hands, so he had to delay for a while...... But when he had finished his business and returned to the Hyperion, ready to return to his own world to rest first, he heard a terrifying news:
The Avengers were almost completely destroyed, and the top brass of the Bear Shield Bureau, along with that battleship, was blown up by that Deadpool, that Wade Winston Wilson?!
Therefore, while being shocked in his heart, he hurriedly teleported to the earth of this world, and with the super hearing and eyesight of their Kryptonians, he quickly searched for and found the culprit who was hiding in this woods and sharpening knives from the tens of billions of people on the earth, and found this Wade Winston Wilson.
"Aha!"
"Look, who do I see now? You're supposed to be a superhero from another universe, that famous Superman Clark who wears panties over his underwear, am I right? ”
Staying under the eaves of this hidden forest hut sharpening his knife, he was struggling with who he was going to cut tomorrow Deadpool Wade was stunned at first after seeing the person coming, and then soon, even if he had never seen each other before, nor had he been to the earth of another universe, he strangely revealed the identity and origin of the other party.
If it was before, he Wade would definitely not recognize the other party, but now, as long as he appears in front of him, he can easily reveal the origin of the other party, even if it is Superman.
“??”
"Hey! Man, I said where are your red pants? ”
"Why doesn't that red thing continue to be worn outside? Listen to my advice, as a superhero, you should have your own characteristics, look at you...... It's just that someone said a few more words, and immediately hid the underwear, how bad is that? If you don't wear your underwear, it's not recognizable, and how can others recognize you at a glance as the superman Clark with a body of steel who can't be killed? ”
"Or ......"
"Do you want to make do with mine first? I still have a freshly washed pair hanging in my house, and although it's a pair of floral panties, and the style is not too new, I think it must go well with your pimple-covered tights......"
Zila~!
However, before the cheap-mouthed Deadpool Wade could finish his words, two red eye edges swept fiercely in front of his eyes, leaving two molten hideous smoking ravines on the ground in front of him, and at the same time, he was just sharpened with great difficulty, and he could chop off one of his little fingers with a single knife, and the single knife that was ready to go to the next target tomorrow was instantly melted into a section with only a smoking hilt?
"Shut up!"
"Answer my question!"
After Superman Clark unleashed a beam of eye prism to deter and destroy the ridiculous weapon in the opponent's hand, he continued to levitate in place, and asked the other party sharply with his angry eyes and majestic countenance:
"Are you the Deadpool who caused great damage to the Earth in this universe, destroyed the Avengers, and blew up the Bear Shield spaceship? You, aren't you that Wade?? Winston?? Wilson?! ”
To be honest, although all kinds of evidence, including the information he saw and what he said he 'heard' and 'seen', have proved that the other party is the Deadpool he is looking for, that is, the Wade Winston Wilson he is looking for! However, now after actually coming to the other party, Clark found that the guy in front of him was not only ugly, but also seemed to be pitifully weak, that is, just a little stronger than the unequipped Bruce?
Although he hadn't seen the other party's super self-healing ability, he wouldn't believe that with the strength of the Bear Shield Bureau, with the many positive and negative superheroes, X-Men, mutants and other heroes in this world, they would be harmed by such a guy in front of him to the point where everyone is in danger at the moment, and they can only hide everywhere and dare not resist?
He didn't understand, how did this guy in front of him do it?!
"Ahh......hh
"That's the knife I've been sharpening all morning, and I haven't had time to cut it yet...... Well, that move you just made was like Scott the Laser Eye, the kind of superpower that naturally has both eyes that shoot red blasters? ”
Looking at the weapon that he had been grinding all morning, but in the end was easily burned by the other party, Deadpool Wade first wailed madly, and was about to say who he wanted to cut before he suddenly stopped, because, he saw that the other party's expression seemed ugly?
So, at first, he didn't care about throwing the hilt of the sword, which was still hot and reddish molten metal at the fracture, into the dilapidated house behind him, even if it quickly fell into some pile of debris and began to emit sparks and smoke.
Because since his random temporary safe house has been discovered, there is no need for it to continue to exist, and he will definitely not stay here anymore, otherwise, God knows when a few missiles will fly down from the sky and blow him to shreds?
"Oh! Please......"
"You're probably wondering how I killed that hapless guy from Scott, are you? Actually, it was very simple, I secretly changed his goggles, and by the time he was ready to attack me, his head was cooked by his own laser eyes, and that sight, at that time, his companions, the women, they were terrified, tsk! ”
Zila!!
"Oh! Okay, okay, please? ”
Two more warning eye rays swept over, and although Deadpool Wade took a step back in time, he was still scorched several toes, and even the boots he had been deliberately protecting were finally broken for the first time.
"Wade Winston Wilson ......"
"To answer my question just now, my patience is limited, and next time, it won't be as simple as burning your toes."
While staring at the other's eyes with anger and warning, he paid attention to the surface of the other's feet, and only after discovering that the guy had recovered so quickly, and that a few fresh toes had grown from the torn toes of his boots, he frowned inadvertently.
"That's the kind of thing you ask?"
"The ......"
It turns out that the other party is still entangled in that kind of thing, and Deadpool Wade can't help but be a little entangled, because he needs to think about it, how to answer?
"Well, in fact......"
"I'm going to correct one thing first: although I did destroy the Avengers and blew up the Deadpool of the Bear Shield spaceship, it was indeed that Wade Winston Wilson...... However, there are some things that you may really misunderstand, I don't want to cause too much damage to this universe and this earth, I just want to prevent something from happening, so that this miserable world will not be so miserable? ”
"And ......"
"You may not believe it, I didn't just kill the people of the Bear Shield Bureau and the Avengers, I also killed all the X-Men, Professor X, that bad old man couldn't accept what was in my head, and was scared to death, and then I killed everyone in his school......"
"Everyone, men, women, young and old, those mutant geniuses, I didn't let go of any of them, because I Wade felt that their existence was actually a mistake?"
"And, of course, there's more, much more!"
"Not long ago, in a large warehouse, there was a group of mutants gathering against me, and they were calling out against me, wanting to unite against me? It's a pity that I was killed by a large number of micro explosives! I rushed in with a car full of explosives, pressed the detonation button under their horrified eyes, and there was not a single one left! ”
Deadpool smacked his lips with some nostalgia, because that time, it took him a lot of time to revive, and he was almost caught by the agents of the Bear Shield Bureau.
"That's right!"
"And the Inhuman base on the moon, that matter is actually simpler, I found a way to destroy their shield in an instant, and blow up their energy system......"
"You know, humans can't live without oxygen, and the same goes for Inhumans, and even if I don't do well in geography class, I know that the moon can't absorb the atmosphere, so ......"
"They died very quickly, there was not a single one left, they died very quickly, basically there was not much pain except that they couldn't breathe?"
"Really, it was a bad memory because it reminded me of my terrible classes, and if I had had better grades, maybe I could have gotten into college and become a white-collar worker instead of being a funny clown like I am now?"
Deadpool Wade completely ignored the darkening and ugly Superman across from him, and just talked about all the things he had done as if he were showing off.
"And ......?"
"You may not know, now I don't have many goals, except for the little girl and a little girl who I want to kill the most, most of the others can't make any big waves...... Although I also know that some of them have been preparing to bomb me with a nuclear bomb? ”
"But it's okay, they definitely won't be able to catch me, I have a lot of secret weapons......"
"Next, I want to ......"
Finally, someone came who could talk to him and was not yet a target who had to be killed, so Deadpool Wade didn't seem to be going to let go of this great opportunity, so he babbled and talked about it.
“!!”
"Enough!!"
Without waiting for Deadpool to continue smugly, Superman Clark, who was sure of something, stopped the other man in a tone full of anger.
"Deadpool ......"
"Or Mr. Wade Winston Wilson?"
As he spoke, Superman Clark walked forward step by step.
"To earthlings, I'm just an alien and an alien at the same time, so I never kill people unless I have to...... Because the person I kill, whether it is a good person or a bad person, whether it is a villain or a terrorist, as long as I am seen killing, I myself will probably become the enemy of the world, so I have been trying to try not to kill any earthling. ”
"But today, I decided to make an exception and completely eliminate you, a villain who does all kinds of evil!!"
Obviously, Superman Clark was greatly shocked by the evil deeds and tragedies he told the other party, as well as everything he 'saw' and 'heard'! Therefore, now he was full of righteous indignation, and after he finished speaking, he suddenly accelerated, rushed to the other party with lightning speed, and before the other party reacted, he directly stretched out his left hand and pinched the other party's neck.
“!!”
"Wait?"
Deadpool Wade was stunned for a moment, and after finding that the other party had pinched his neck, he just wanted to say something but felt that the other party's hand was tight, and then his brain twitched!
Click~!
"Humph!"
With a cold snort, Superman Clark didn't give the other party a chance to explain.
His hand was only slightly forced, and after hearing a cracking sound that made the scalp tingle, Deadpool Wade Winston Wilson's neck, or the other party's cervical vertebrae, was completely crushed by him, and then, the other party's head was softly tilted to the side, obviously the bones, trachea, arteries, etc. were all pinched together by him, making it lose its most basic function.
“……”
It's just that, even so, Superman didn't have much joy, he just frowned and looked at the other party, as if he felt that this task was a little too simple and easy? If it were someone else, he would definitely not be alive if he was injured like this, but if it was this guy in front of him, he always felt that it would not be so easy.
"Uh~! I'm dead! ”
After waiting for a while, when Superman was frowning and wondering, the 'deadpool' Wade suddenly said this, and then stretched out his tongue and closed his eyes, putting on a very exaggerated expression of death.
"Haha! Are you surprised? ”
"Look, that's what you want to see, what Wade Winston Wilson looks like, doesn't it? Well, maybe I didn't pretend to be like it enough just now, do you need me to do it once? Maybe if my head is tilted this way, it will look more like? ”
Pretending to be dead for a while, waiting for the green tendons on Superman's head who was pinching his neck to collapse a little, suddenly, Deadpool's closed eyes suddenly opened again, and after playfully sticking out his tongue and saying this to Superman with black lines, he continued to grimace at the other party without any guilt, and then continued to stick out his tongue and pretend to be dead, while tilting his head to the other side.
"You!"
Boom~!
??
Seeing the other party's contrived expression, the angry Superman punched Deadpool Wade in the chest with his other hand, and the other party's heart, ribs, sternum and lungs were deeply dented......
With such a serious injury, the neck was pinched off, and the chest was shattered along with the heart, if it were replaced by any other slightly more normal earthling, it would definitely not be able to live!
‘!! ’
'Uh-wow~! I'm dead again......'
How do you think this pose and expression are a little more realistic than just now? ’
However, Deadpool Wade is not a normal earthling, as his self-healing ability and regeneration factor are terrifyingly strong!
So, after pretending to be another dead man again, hanging his head down to his back, and hanging there, he continued to laugh and laugh at Superman Clark.
"Humph!"
"I see, that's how it is, is that why you are arrogant and unscrupulous?"
Finally, after seeing the other party's ability, Superman Clark endured that inexplicable anger and nodded, saying that he finally barely knew why the other party could be scourge for so long and not die...... Being injured like this, and not dying to such an extent, it is indeed something he has never seen before.
However, if the other party just thinks that this will make them feel difficult and retreat, then the other party is very wrong!
"I've decided!"
"I will take you intact into the sun, and let the flames there cleanse you of all sins?"
Since he Superman Clark has come here, to the earth of this cosmic plane, then he will definitely seek justice for the Bear Shield Bureau, for the people of the Avengers, and for those who died innocently and tragically at the hands of the other party.
So, today, he's going to use his way to put this Deadpool, this Wade Winston Wilson to a belated justice trial!
“!!”
"No, no, no, I don't want to go into the sun, it's going to kill me, I haven't completely killed those guys, I can't die right now......"
Hearing the other party's words, Deadpool was stunned for a moment, and suddenly retracted the pretending dead face, and hurriedly said with his severed and crooked head.
"I'm sorry!"
"I can't help you now."
After snorting coldly, Superman first glanced at the sky, and after determining the position of the sun, he 'rubbed' the ground, and directly catapulted and took off on the spot, just like that, at a speed of hundreds of meters per second, carrying the neck in front of him, which was broken by his own hands, and also had a sunken chest, and flew high into the sky.
"Wow!!"
"I'm afraid of heights, please, can you let me go down first, we have something to say?"
It's rare to see the other party carry himself up and fly, I don't know if it's pretending or really scared, anyway, Deadpool just started to struggle and flutter for his life.
"Shut up!"
Superman doesn't understand, it's all to this extent, what's the use of the other party still pretending to struggle and cry like a child? Could it be that he would let the other party go because of the other party's nonsensical and somewhat naïve playfulness?
After all, when the other party does that kind of thing, when the other party slaughters so many people and does so many evil things, you should think that there is today! Those who died innocently and tragically at the hands of the other party, they may have begged for mercy, but did the other party let them go?
"Shut up?"
"No, no, no! I will never shut up, if you let go of me, I will shut up immediately!! ”
Deadpool, with his head hanging down and still being held by the other party, said with some difficulty, because his neck was so broken that he had some difficulty speaking, although he had already learned the ability to speak even when his head was cut off.
"Humph!"
Superman ignored the other man, but grabbed the opponent's neck with one hand, clenched his fist upward, broke through the air to reduce drag, and flew into the sky at high speed.
"Hey!"
"Brother Superman, we have no enmity in the past and no resentment in the near future, why do you bother? I didn't kill your family, or you let me go, I beg you? ”
After flying up for a while, the forest on the ground looked like a meadow, and Deadpool became a little anxious and began to plead.
“…..”
However, Superman Clark ignored the other party, and still accelerated into the sky, even breaking the sound barrier, and the sound of 'whirring' through the air echoed in their ears.
"Really? If you really don't let me go, you're going to fight back?! ”
When the pleas failed, Deadpool Wade began to threaten.
After all, it is not a very good experience to be carried into the air by the other party, so Deadpool began to struggle fiercely with his hands and feet to resist and attack, in addition to using his fists to dig out the heart of the black tiger, he even kicked the opponent under the vital point?
Burst!
Click~!
Unexpectedly, at the moment of contact, Deadpool found that apart from a muffled sound, his ankle was instantly broken by his own huge kick, which seemed to be of no additional use at all?
"Dude......"
"I said, isn't it possible that you Kryptonians are all made of iron?!"
Looking at the other party's cold glances at his eyes and indifferent expression, Deadpool Wade asked curtly. Because before, he had used this trick on his good brother Colossus who was killed by him, but the result was the same as now.
“……”
Superman continued to be silent, ignoring the other party, and continued to accelerate and fly up the sky, as if he was determined to throw the other party into the sun?
“!!”
"Hey! I warn you, if you don't let me go, I'm going to use a knife! ”
The warning didn't work, and Superman continued to fly up indifferently, not even looking at Deadpool.
"You!"
"Did I really use the knife?!"
Say it!
Seeing that the other party was not ready to let go of himself easily, Wade was ruthless, and pulled out the two katana swords behind his back, and then slashed at Superman's bare neck.
Bite~!
Clang~!!
At the moment when the attack successfully hit the neck of Superman, who did not resist at all, Deadpool was shocked to find that his two weapons, which were not bad and extremely sharp and hard, were actually cut into two as if they had been cut into steel under his own power?
“……”
Superman, who had long known that this was the consequence, continued to glance at the other party indifferently, and then continued to accelerate and flew high into the air, not intending to talk nonsense with the other party.
"I see!"
"A body of steel like Iron Man and Colossus? Oh! Damn it, I don't have any poison in my hands right now, or I'd have poisoned you, definitely! And the kind that kisses with the tongue?! ”
After continuing to rattle the broken blade in his hand on the opponent's body a few times, and finding that neither the opponent's skin nor clothes could be cut in the slightest, Deadpool Wade threatened fiercely with that kind of language that had no deterrent effect at all.
"It's useless to resist!"
"Wade, your evil deeds must be stopped, trust me, it will be over soon!"
After saying that, Superman didn't care about the other party's commotion, but continued to fly into the sky with the other party's neck. Because he first has to fly out of the atmosphere, and then he can continue to accelerate, accelerate the opponent to a certain extent, and then throw it into the orbit of the sun that can fly to the middle of the solar system, so as to ensure that the opponent will not be left with even a living cell.
When the time comes, this villain who has caused great chaos and loss to the earth will be completely wiped out, and there will be no possibility of rebirth and existence.
"Listen!"
"You're flying too high now, I'm feeling cold right now, and I'm going to be unable to breathe in space, I'm going to die! Also, I really don't want to bathe in the sun, I heard it's all lava? ”
"Clark ....."
"We have no grievances, what does it matter to you that I kill the hero of this cosmic plane? Can't you just go back to your world and be an ostrich? ”
"Don't worry, I, Lord Wade, won't be so lenient, and I definitely won't run into your cosmic world to kill, although I've never been used to the self-righteous Batman in your world?"
"Oh yes!"
"Let me tell you, I like that clown in your world, he's not dead, maybe I can talk to his villain about the perfect art of blasting and killing people another day?"
While being carried into the sky by the other party, Deadpool Wade continued to read in pieces.
At the same time, he continued to use the two short swords in his hand that were broken in two to constantly slash and stab Superman in the face or eyes...... But alas, it still didn't work, Superman didn't pay attention to him at all, and let him continue to attack in vain there.
You know, Superman can be intact in a nuclear explosion, and the strafing of their light and heavy weapons is completely ineffective, not to mention the ridiculous two truncated swords in the opponent's hand now.
“……”
"Stop struggling, it'll be over soon! But I'll warn you, there's no magma in the sun! ”
After seeing that the other party finally gave up and discarded the two invalid broken swords and no longer greeted his face in vain, Superman breathed a sigh of relief and explained to the other party.
"There's no magma, so what's there?"
"Is it a beautiful beauty, or an iron-crotched freak like you who can't be chopped off?!"
With that, Deadpool's other foot, which was still intact, kicked the other side hard......
Bang~!
'Ugh!! ’
Another broken foot......
But this time, Deadpool was very tough, and apart from a muffled snort, there were no more sounds or screams.
"There is nuclear fusion, high temperatures, high radiation and endless intense light ......"
"But don't worry, I promise, you won't be there for long, and you'll soon find out what's there."
The stars of the sun are a constant source of energy for these Kryptonians to live on, but for Wade, the evildoer of the earth in front of him, it is indeed the end and hell of the other party! And Clark believes that the other party will definitely not be able to reach the sun, and will be incinerated and completely vaporized on the way closer, and not even a single living cell will survive.
"Oh! Damn God! ”
"That place sounds horrible, I don't like that at all!"
"And, man, it's really too tall in here...... You really don't think about thinking about letting me go? Of course, before I leave the atmosphere, you can just throw me down, although it will be a little uncomfortable in the end, and I may be smashed into a meatloaf, but I believe that I should be able to stand it? ”
Perhaps frightened, Deadpool Wade hesitated for a moment before begging for mercy again.
"Really!"
"Please let me go, or I'm going to get serious? Tell you, I'm crazy, even I'm afraid! ”
Seeing that the other party was indifferent, Deadpool began to mumble again in fragments, and, as if to make the other party hear more clearly, he even hugged the other party hand and foot.
“……”
However, Superman had already grasped the power of his babbling words by now, so he didn't pay any attention to it, and he didn't intend to continue talking, but began to accelerate violently while the resistance of the thin atmosphere at the altitude was now smaller.
The current altitude should be hundreds of kilometers, it should have reached the warm layer, and a little further up it will be almost completely out of the atmosphere, and then he can continue to accelerate without scruples in the cosmic vacuum, and promise that he will soon be able to throw the other party into the sun and completely eliminate the scourge of this earth!
"Ahh
"I can't breathe, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm really going to die......"
As the atmosphere became thinner and thinner, Deadpool, who had only kept Superman's mouth, spoke in a smaller and smaller voice.
"Let it go, or I'm really going to fight back!"
The pale and feeble voice of threat rang out again.
“……”
Superman ignored it, just glanced at the other party lightly, and didn't even care about the other party's behavior of holding him, and after letting go of the other party's neck, he turned to clamp the other party with his arm.
"Listen to me, you're from another universe, not someone I have to destroy, can we have something to say?"
"Let me go......"
"If you can't disagree and carry people into space, we have to be reasonable, right?"
"It's really cold up there, let me go back and bring a down jacket?"
"Thermal underwear is fine!"
"I'm freezing underneath, can you help me take a look?"
“……”
"I've decided, I'm going to boo you!!"
"I'm really booing?!"
"Okay......"
"Now I can't pee, you pinched my cervical vertebrae, it's out of my control, and you're responsible for me!"
"Oh no......"
"It's so high ....... here"
Deadpool Wade's voice became smaller and weaker, and a layer of hoarfrost gradually condensed on his body, he was really about to be frozen.
“……”
Superman Clark continued to accelerate, and he didn't even look at the other party anymore, because the other party's fate was already doomed, starting from the time the other party did that kind of evil thing.
"I ......"
"I can't breathe, I'm cold, give me a hug......"
Suddenly, Deadpool struggled forward, and hugged Superman, who was still holding his body in the crook of his arm.
"Ah......h
"Oh! It's so warm, it's so strong......."
The lowly Deadpool sighed in some kind of tone that was extremely misleading, and then kept his hands on the strong, warm muscles of the other's strong, tight-clad back, arms and shoulders as his feet wrapped tightly around his waist, and finally put his hands behind his back.
“!!”
The corners of his mouth twitched, Superman thought about it, and felt that no one saw it here anyway, so he didn't care about the other party's movements, just let himself accelerate like a meteor or a rocket, preparing to completely break away from the earth's atmosphere and fly into the deep space of the universe.
"No more......"
"I don't want to kill you, but I'm sorry, I don't want to run out into the sun to pee, so I'm going to fight back?"
At this time, unexpectedly, the cheap Deadpool Wade stopped rubbing the other party's back, and suddenly said such a sentence.
“……”
Hum!
Superman just snorted indifferently in his throat, obviously, he didn't believe that the other party could kill him, you know, the other party doesn't have any weapons in his hands now, just with his hands that are about to freeze, what can the other party do to himself?
‘!! ’
‘?? ’
Burst!!
At this time, unexpectedly, a dagger pierced Superman's sturdy chest directly from the back, pierced through the opponent's heart and pierced through the front, and directly connected to Deadpool Wade's own chest?
Then, due to the pressure, the blood of the two was mixed up, gushing out of each other's wounds and mouths, because they were far away from the earth, the dots of red blood directly gushed out and quickly condensed into oozing red ice slags, which directly sprinkled the thin atmosphere hundreds of kilometers in the air.
"You ......"
In astonishment, Superman let go of the big hand that had been holding the other party's body in shock, and while trying to push the other party away, he looked down incredulously at the long dagger that the other party had just gotten from somewhere, and directly pierced the two people's bodies.
"Ahh
"It hurts to be pierced through the heart, right?"
"You may not believe it, but I've tried this feeling many times, some have been pierced by knives, some have been broken by bullets, and some have been torn out by someone's hands......"
"But I promise, if you try it once, you'll love it! Next ......"
"Aha! I'm so sorry, I forgot that you're different from me, and you probably won't have a next time, because although you have a strong body and all kinds of magical abilities, you don't seem to be a great guy like me, with a strong regeneration factor and self-healing ability? ”
Deadpool said in fragments, then hugged each other tightly, and finally said the last sentence in a pretentious manner.
“……”
"Y-How did you have a kryptonite weapon?"
After feeling the dagger piercing his heart and chest, feeling the special fluctuations on it and the power gradually dissipating in his body, Superman Clark, whose mouth was still gushing with blood and ice slag, stared in disbelief and looked at the monster in front of him who had been pierced through his heart as himself, but was still in the mood to hold his body, and rubbed his chest with his twisted neck and ugly cheeks.
He just remembered that the other party obviously didn't have any weapons in his hand, how could he ...... now?
"Ahh
"So what can hurt you is called a kryptonite weapon?"
Deadpool Wade was also a little stunned, but he didn't know if he was pretending or really didn't know?
"I'm sorry, I didn't know that much, I just asked the Reality Gem to get me a knife that could hurt you, but I really didn't think that much!"
"Of course, maybe I should turn reality around and try to change your invulnerable steel body?"
"But forget it, I've achieved my goal now anyway, haven't I?"
With that, Deadpool continued to triumphantly pull out the dagger and stabbed it again, creating a second hideous hole in the opponent and his own body, and spurting more blood.
"You ......"
His pupils shrank suddenly, and Superman Clark, who was about to use his last strength to push away the other party, only felt that the power in his body was instantly drained, and then his eyes darkened, and after the two continued to slowly slow down and fly up for a distance, his neck was crooked, and he gradually became motionless......
With Superman's death or coma, finally, after continuing to rise a large distance along the inertia, the height of the two men was recaptured by the strong gravitational pull of the earth, and then began to accelerate and fall.
Thankfully, the distance is high enough, but hundreds of kilometers, and it is likely that by the time they hit the ground, it will be a long time later.
"Hey, hey!"
"Don't be in a hurry to die first, we're falling faster, do you have any good ways to deal with this?"
"Hey, hey?"
"Or can you teach me how to fly? I don't necessarily learn ...... though."
"Oh!"
"I like the feeling of getting warmer......"
Deadpool Wade kept patting Superman Clark's cheek, but unfortunately, the other party didn't answer at all, even if he didn't die, I'm afraid it was almost the same.
"Oh!"
"I should have killed him earlier, if I fell so high, I wouldn't be burned into slag by the atmosphere, right?"
"I hope it won't ......"
“……”
"Well, most likely? So I'm going to continue to hold his strong body and let him cushion underneath, maybe he can be a little more resistant to burning? ”
As the speed continued to decrease, as the speed continued to rise, with the whistling and violent wind next to his ears, Deadpool Wade, who was a little frightened, gritted his teeth and reluctantly adjusted his posture, letting the other party's weak body cushion under him, and letting the other party's body bear the higher and higher temperature due to friction, before holding the other party's chest, putting his face on the other party's chest, listening to the other party's heart gradually no longer beating, ready to bear the shocking blow that will come together I don't know how long it will take.
Of course, it's likely that the two of them will be burned to the ground before they hit the ground?
But he is not in a hurry, because Wade feels that this superman must be very resistant to burning, so he himself will not be burned to slag, as long as there is still a little bit of living tissue, he will definitely be able to resurrect with full blood and blue on the spot soon, that is certain, and there is no doubt about it!
……
“……”
(ー`?? ー)
"Strange, why haven't you come down yet......"
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Surprisingly, to the surprise of a certain cheap-mouthed Superman who had been killed by him, there was a little girl waiting somewhere below them, somewhere where the two of them were about to fall.
At this point,
She was carrying her bear cub in one hand and forgetting it in front of her forehead with the other, just tiptoeing up and looking up, as if waiting for something to fall from the sky?
After a long time, Anne could finally see with the naked eye that a flash of fire streaked across the sky and slammed diagonally towards her place.
Sou~!
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Rumble Rumble~!!
A lump of meteorite-like slammed into the dense forest not far away and ignited in an instant, and in the middle of the crater where the explosion occurred, a blackened, twisted object was still steaming and glowing.
"Wow~!"
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"Tibbs, look, that Deadpool and Superman seem to be scorched, and they really look miserable......"
(lll¬ω¬)
Although Superman is now on her side, Anne is not in a hurry to worry, because, when things are dealt with, she will always have to restore everything that was messed up by Deadpool! When the time comes, she promises that the other party will come back to life again and continue to go to the Hyperion to work as a coolie and thug for her?
You know, a guy who works so hard and is good at fooling, doesn't need to be paid, and only needs to eat and live, the kind of guy with developed limbs and a simple mind, how can she be willing to let the other party die easily? And the reason why she didn't do it just now was just to teach that Superman a profound lesson, who gave him a chance to win, but he sent himself to death?!
(.…..)
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“!!”
|??)???? Huh?
"I don't think I'm really dead!!"
(???? ˇ?? ˇ????)
"Okay....."
"Then wait and see!?"
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Soon, little Anne discovered that something in the middle of the charred thing had begun to expand and twist wildly, and even began to devour everything around it, including the two charred bodies, which seemed to be desperately in need of energy and protein?
So, knowing that Deadpool Wade didn't seem to be dead yet, she took out a pack of popcorn and began to wait patiently while watching and waiting.
She was going to see how the other party came back to life on the spot, and then, to ask the other party some things, and finally clean up the other party?
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???? (???? `??)???????? Asking for a ticket??