Smack.

Smack.

Smack.

Mountain ghosts!

Chen Pi was woken up by himself, rubbing the swollen back of his head and sitting up, he found that he had returned to the dormitory, and what was even more amazing was that the injuries on his waist, abdomen and ribs had healed.

"Fat man, are you awake?"

Hearing the familiar voice, Chen Pi tilted his head slightly, and saw Liu Qiang, who was a sharp-beaked monkey, sitting on a horse with Erlang's legs crossed, holding his mobile phone and smirking.

"Banya, why am I in the dormitory?" Chen Pi actually wondered that he should have been on the street.

"Su Rourou carried you back." Liu Qiang said casually.

"Fart!" Chen Pi didn't believe it at all, he had to say that he had 200 catties, how many catties did Su Rourou have? I'm afraid there is not even a hundred catties.

"I don't believe it either, but when I got up early, Su Rourou knocked on the dormitory door, helped you in, and threw it on my bed with my own hands, saying that you were drunk." Liu Qiang leaned closer with his eyebrows, "Fat man, tell me honestly, what did you two do last night?" Isn't it...... Gee. ”

"Roll on, your mind is full of evil thoughts, and sooner or later you will kill yourself." Chen Pi twisted his neck and sat up directly.

I don't know if it's an illusion.

I haven't seen it all night, and the two fires that were extinguished on Liu Qiang's shoulders have all quietly risen, and people have followed a lot of spirits.

Could it be that this kid's yang fire was swallowed by Lin Wei?

"Banya, you should thank me." Chen Pi said to Liu Qiang very seriously.

"I thank your sister, I think you should thank Su Rourou." Liu Qiang glanced at Chen Pi.

Su Rourou?

Long legs?

Mountain ghosts?

What's going on? A question mark in your head?

……

The courses of the radio and television editing and directing major are not only operational courses such as photography, scriptwriting, post-production, and directing, but also some general and literary courses, and there are two classes of Chinese language and literature in the morning.

In order to take a look at Su Rourou, Chen Pi picked up the textbook and walked to the public classroom, which was full of thieves.

Of course, it's hard to say if it's because of literature, anyway, the choreographer, director, broadcasting, art and performance, the four majors are together, and all of them are young ladies with good looks and figures.

The 150-seat classroom was full before the class was held.

The teacher is a bald old man, surnamed Cao, and his name is Xuejin.

Mr. Cao, who is not young, is full of enthusiasm in his lectures, and will ask a question from time to time, as if he is afraid that some students will be distracted and miss his wonderful speech.

Liu Qiang, an unlucky child, was the first to be named in the crowd.

"Horse eaters don't know that they can eat thousands of miles, classmate, you can translate." Old Man Cao asked leisurely.

Liu Qiang was stunned, he wouldn't be able to do this, he wouldn't be in high school, and he wouldn't be able to go to college. It's bad luck.

But in order to save face, Liu Qiang couldn't pretend to be dumb, so he had to translate hard: "The person who eats the horse doesn't know that it is a thousand miles of horses, so he eats the horse." ”

Hehe.

Wrap the horse in bread sugar, fry it until golden brown on both sides, and take it out with oil, will the child next door cry?

Old Man Cao didn't speak, but all the classmates could feel it, this big guy wanted to eat Liu Qiang, believe it or not. Obviously the person who feeds the horse doesn't know that it's a Maxima, and feeds the Maxima as an ordinary horse! But you want to eat horses! Horror novels, huh?

"Sit down."

Old Man Cao reluctantly asked Liu Qiang to sit down, and directly flipped over the sign of Lu Hang next to him: "There is such a sentence in Pu Songling's "Wolf", after the slaughter, he will be killed. Classmate, you can translate it. ”

Lu Hang, the rich second generation, and Liu Qiang are basically half a catty and eight taels, but he is even more shameless, and he opened his mouth and said: "The butcher cut off his thigh from behind and died." ”

It smells of blood.

Chen Pi rubbed his forehead and worried: "Brother Boat, Brother Boat, are you a butcher in the classical Chinese version?" ”

So the question is, how do you cut off your thighs from behind? Some classmates thought, this butcher is a little capable, admire and admire.

The two consecutive critical hits made Cao Xuejin completely angry, this class of students wants to make trouble, and they can't answer such a simple question?

"You, stand up." Cao Xuejin raised his hand and pointed at Zhang Yu.

"Huh?" At this time, Zhang Yuzheng stared at a bespectacled little beauty in the art major, watching it with relish.

"Jia Ji went to the toilet, and the wild pawn went to the toilet. Translate it. Cao Xuejin asked with a cold face.

"Jaggie went to the toilet, and after the wild boar went into the toilet, it died?" Zhang Yu subconsciously translated.

Burst.

The audience laughed.

This time, even Chen Pi couldn't hold back, the three big guys in his dormitory are mighty, and the three translation questions are completely a suspense story, anyway, they are dead to death, horses and pigs have to die...... Pretty, Triple Kill.

"I'll give you one more chance, reorganize the language." The corners of Old Man Cao's mouth began to tremble.

"Jaggie went to the toilet, and a soldier who behaved like a wild boar also went to the toilet?" Zhang Yu racked his brains to come up with such an answer.

Ha ha.

The audience laughed and screamed.

Zhang Yu's face was red, and he wondered in his heart: "So, what does this mean?" Jia Ji went to the toilet and suddenly a wild boar broke in, and he was scared to death? ”

Cao Dahai, the stupid pig, laughed the most, and then he was shouted by Old Man Cao: "Master, preach and teach to solve doubts!" Translation! ”

This guy was lit up, but he was actually stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said, "What is the teacher?" emmmm, no, the teacher is the master of teaching and solving doubts...... No, isn't it right, a teacher's profession is to preach and solve doubts? ”

Chen Pi muttered in a low voice: "Ni Mei was kidnapped in Yinshan last time, this is how much water has been put into her brain to dare to translate like this." ”

That's when it happened.

Cao Xuejin Jingang walked up to Chen Pi with his hands behind his back, his ears moved, his footsteps stopped directly, and knocked on Chen Pi's table: "Classmate, get up, you can also translate a question." ”

"Li Qingzhao's words, guarding the window, how can you be born dark alone."

This is embarrassing, because tangerine peel is actually more dish, so I have to try to talk nonsense: "Guarding the window, why am I the only one who looks so dark?" ”

"Sycamore is more and drizzle, and it is dripping by dusk?"

"This sycamore, this drizzle, this dusk, are all sorrowful for my blackness?"

A love of beauty.

Leap off the page.

The translation is so apt and so apt, Chen Pi almost believed it himself, anyway, a very serious public class has long been blown up, no worse than his Chen Pi!

Awesome awesome.

Admire, admire, admire.

In the end, even Cao Xuejin couldn't help but sigh and complain: "You guys are really the most difficult class I have ever bred, these translators, I have been doing studies for so many years, and I don't know how to take them." If this line of thought continues, the story in history may be a different ending! ”

Old Man Cao spoke casually in class.

The students listened casually under the class, and passed notes from ear to ear, which could be seen everywhere, and there were also strings of seats.

Chen Pi originally wanted to sit next to Su Rourou, but he didn't expect to be taken first.

It seems to be Liu Qiang's professional.

Seeing that Chen Pi's face was unhappy, Liu Qiang patted Chen Pi's shoulder: "Fat man, you wait, I'll go and see what kind of rainbow farts this group of turtle grandchildren have, digging the foot of the wall and digging into our fat master's house." ”

Slip away like a loach.

Slip back like a loach.

Liu Qiang sat down and explained directly: "Kill the werewolf, at 8 o'clock in the evening, the Jian'an Road party hall." ”