Classes are the most boring.

Chen Pi was bored lying on the table, with only one sentence in his mind: "Lao Tzu is more lonely than fireworks now." ”

Looked at the system's blood-colored interface.

[Doom system.] 】

[Host name: tangerine peel.] 】

[Combat power: 200.] 】

[Number of draws: 1.] 】

[Complete the mission: 3.] 】

[Existing artifacts: 2, onion (regeneration is not available for a long time), lipstick (efficacy vomiting). 】

[Available Skills: 3, Ghost Pupil (Passive Skill), Snakeskin Movement (Agility Increase in 10 seconds), Rock-Paper Scissors (One-time Active Skill). 】

[Special Item: Self-seeking short 'sword' (weapon.)] 】

【Main Quest: Loading......】

[Doom Value: ????????? The attributes have been full, and bad luck has covered the sky. 】

"Huh?"

"There's one more chance to draw a lottery!"

"Pump him!"

Huge roulette wheel, crazy spinning, and the hands finally landing on a mouse holding its head [wrong, wrong, wrong].

"What the hell is this?"

Look at the system interface again.,This pattern has run to the available skill column.,This is a skill that can be used.,It's really a pain in the cheeks.,It feels like this bad luck system has been doing things.,Play with the operation.。

After the draw, you will once again fall into a boring loop.

Looking at Su Rourou's back, Chen Pi suddenly felt a little emotional, carefully thinking about what happened after he crossed over, he quickly came up with a terrible answer.

"The stories in fairy tales are all deceitful, people walk the Yangguan Road, ghosts cross the Nai He Bridge, only the big fool will care. The villagers of Shangluotang went to another world, not necessarily a bad thing, Meng Po's soup is very sweet, the scenery of the bridge is very beautiful, the stone can also be checked in and photographed, the underground is super luxurious, and it is romantic to think about. ”

"Miss Lin Wei, who was killed by herself with vomit lipstick, in the next life, in the next life, don't let people taste your lipstick casually. A beautiful woman must have a beautiful attitude, a lipstick, let many men taste it, it will stink, it will be very disgusting. ”

"The only one I'm sorry for is Comrade Qin Changshou, and I don't know how this uncle offended the doom system, so he was directly caught and came over to practice for himself, sent a head for thousands of miles, sacrificed the first drop of blood, and Qingming will burn a piece of paper for you."

It was almost noon.

The mobile phone in the pocket of tangerine leather pants suddenly vibrate.

took it out and took a look, the name of the remark was Zhao Hanshy, the second column was bracketed, the same table in high school, the second generation of the super rich, the troublemaker, and the mother who died every day...... It's okay, don't take the initiative to contact dangerous people.

What do you mean?

I remarked so many keywords for myself, it seems that this girl is very special to the original host.

However, what about having something to do with yourself?

I am who I am.

Chen Pi is no longer the dead fat man he used to be, he is now a crossing boss, and the doom system is added.

Of course, the message still has to be read, who doesn't have a gossip heart: "Fatty, accompany me to Crab Island for seafood barbecue at night, don't refuse." ”

"Huh...... Why? "Chen Pi is the most annoying thing for someone to call on him.

"You're free." Zhao replied shyly.

"Isn't it fragrant to study hard every day? My brother loves to read now! ”

Very tactful refusal.

Five seconds later.

Zhao Han sent a selfie directly, the girl in the photo combed two ponytails, her eyes were big, her eyelashes were very curved, there were two pear vortices at the corners of her mouth, her skin was very white, she was holding a box of yogurt in her hand, pouting, revealing two cute little tiger teeth, staring at the camera viciously, and her appearance was definitely above nine points.

"Okay, just go." Chen Pi replied to the message in seconds, and the fat man had no resistance to the beauty.

"Humph! Don't you love to learn? Zhao shyly posted another contemptuous emoji.

"Friendship is worth a thousand dollars, to hell with learning."

"It's pretty much the same, at six o'clock in the evening, I'm waiting for you at the East Bay Pier."

Just hung up the message.

Chen Pi subconsciously touched his trouser pocket, which was empty.

stared at the remarks on the mobile phone and pondered for a while, and directly sent another message to Zhao Hanshy: "At the same table, send me a red envelope first, travel expenses." ”

"Why should I send you a red envelope? You have 30 properties in your name, and the rent has been spent? ”

My mind went blank.

It's embarrassing.

It turns out that I am the second generation of the house, beautiful, hurry up and write it down in a small notebook.

"My money is my money, and the bureau you formed must be reimbursed for travel expenses." Far water can't quench the thirst of the near, and the red envelope that should be asked for still has to be asked.

"Hmph, you're really good, a ghost of money!"

Three seconds later.

A red envelope was sent.

The dead fish eyes like tangerine peel peanuts and beans dripped: "Huh? Why can't it be opened? ”

Zhao shy: "Impossible." ”

Chen Pi: "I really can't open it. ”

Zhao shy: "emmmm...... I'll send you one more time, you try again. ”

When Zhao sent out the second red envelope.

Two small lines of red text popped up on her phone screen.

"The fat man received your red envelope."

"The fat man received your red envelope."

Immediately afterwards, Chen Pi's reply came: "Thank you, Ha Tongtable, this time I can click on it." ”

“……？”

"Ahh

cheated double the taxi money, Meizizi, Chen Pi patted his ass directly and went to the cafeteria for lunch.

In the boring afternoon, boring class, about five o'clock, Chen Pi slipped out of the back door directly, and said to Liu Qiang when he left: "You don't need to leave the door for me at night, I guess I can come back on Sunday." ”

Nanchuan is near the sea, and there are many large and small islands on the Bund, most of which have been developed into resorts, and there are ferries to pick up customers throughout the day. The crab island that Zhao Han said is one of the relatively large islands, with a shape similar to a crab and a relatively high reputation.

Because of the traffic jam, Chen Pi arrived late, and Zhao Hanshy couldn't wait to land on the island, saying that he would book a hotel first, and then prepare the ingredients for the beach barbecue.

Blowing the sea breeze.

Chen Pi took the ferry and went out to sea.

Half an hour later.

Landing on the island.

Zhao Hanshi was already waiting for him on the shore, although his remarks showed that this was a super troublemaker, but I had to admit it, but in terms of appearance, it was still quite good. Dressed in a cool and cool dress, a light-colored sundress, short black hair with a shawl, a white beach hat, cute flip-flops, little feet smeared with red nail polish, fair and translucent skin, sharp and angular cheeks, especially eyebrows and eyes, very smart, full of girlish vitality.

Seeing Chen Pi, Zhao Han came up and pinched him stiffly, pouting and complaining: "Fatty, why are you late every time you come out, every time you are late, are you a pig?" ”

With a grinning scream, Chen Pi snatched the hat that Zhao Han was wearing on his head, and rubbed her hair vigorously: "You are a pig." ”

"What's the matter, return my hat, it's very sunny on the beach."

"No, I won't pay it back."

"I'm angry."

"Let's give birth."

"Hmph, ignore you."

"Are you really angry?" Chen Pi hugged Zhao Han's shy neck, and the two of them happened to be the cutest height difference, "Let's go, let's go, you're here alone?" ”

"Let go, am I your pet, of course not alone, my best friend Tong Yan came with me, she is packing up the ingredients on the beach."

Five minutes later.

Chen Pi hugged Zhao and arrived at his destination.

A young face in a floral dress is cleaning up the seafood barbecue alone, looking like a quiet little girl, but her hands and feet are very sharp, at first glance, she is a little master at home, a petite version of a good wife and mother who can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen.

A polite greeting.

The three of them began to blow the sea breeze and enjoy the wonderful vacation life.

"Today's crabs are so hard to bake, they always feel uncooked, so strange." Chen Pi doesn't know how to cook at all, so Tong Yan has always been doing it, at this time, Tong Yan rubbed his sour shoulders and suddenly complained.

"Did you buy a fake?" Zhao said shyly and leaned over, "These seafood are all provided by the hotel, it shouldn't be fake, here, fake seafood should be harder to find than the real thing." ”

The barbecue grill is wide.

The charcoal fire under the shelves is very strong.

A row of fish, shrimp and crabs are neatly placed on the shelves, just like the troops being reviewed, but these fish, shrimp and crabs, if you look closely, you always feel that there is something wrong.

Especially fish.

The eyeballs are like dead eyes, and they look terrible.