Liu Qiang and Zhang Yu looked at their mobile phones and said with a little surprise: "Looking at the state of the fat man's group chat, I'm afraid it's overbearing." ”

Never mind.

Brothers are too lazy to explain, just participate, it's actually quite interesting.

Liu Qiang's sharp-beaked monkey's expression already showed a hint of cunning.

Bite.

Lu Hang operated the mobile phone with one hand and sent a message first: "After Qin Qin left, I tried to eat the whole family bucket, three cups of Coke, three hamburgers, and countless chicken legs by myself, and I scared myself." ”

Bite.

Zhao Hanshi turned out to be the second solitaire: "The head is big and wears a suspender, the chest is big and wears a shirt, the arms are thick and sleeveless, the shoulders are round and leaking the collarbone, the flat chest is tight, and the legs are thick and shapewearing, which is super terrifying." ”

Zhang Yu pouted: "What's so scary about this, I worked at KFC during the Spring Festival, and I was busy all day, I was very tired, I was in a bad mood, and my eyes were a little flowery." When the guest came to place an order, I accidentally said the wrong thing and asked the person: Sir, are you checking out together? The man glanced back apprehensively, confirming that there was no one else behind him. At that time, I felt very sorry, I was so sorry that I accidentally brought the guests into the atmosphere of a horror movie. ”

Liu Qiang is the fourth solitaire: "Once, I took the elevator and pressed the elevator on the first floor, ready to go to the 23rd floor, and fortunately, the elevator came all of a sudden. Once inside, it was empty, and as soon as I stood inside, the elevator doors closed. The elevator went up and down, and when it reached the 19th floor, it suddenly stopped. There were two people outside probing their brains, meaning they wanted to come in, but they didn't come in for some reason. The elevator door closed again, and just as the elevator door closed, I clearly heard them saying: Grass, why are there so many people! Won't the elevator be overloaded? ”

Chen Pi looked at the story of the three brothers of the sand sculpture.

Think about it.

It's not scary.

The fat man has a lot of pressure in his heart, even if he goes to search for some ghost stories on the Internet now, it is estimated that he will not be able to scare this group of fools, and he must find another way.

Pregnant.

Da Da, Chen Pi quickly typed a line of words: "Next, please let me tell you a story." ”

"Once upon a time,"

"There's a fat man,"

“”

The ellipsis is followed by a flash picture, which is burned immediately after reading, and everyone subconsciously clicks on it.

Negative scare from Army Airlines, 11,7,6,3,1,1

Negative panic value from Liu Qiang, 13,9,7,5,1,1

Negative panic rating from Zhang Yu, 12,8,5,2,1,1

From Zhao shy

Actually, there is a story that can scare people, is there such a simple one, Chen Pi glanced at the rearview mirror, and his ugly face is very good.

Bite.

Negative Scare Value has been redeemed.

Facial rejuvenation is being done later

Ding Ding Ding Ding, the group exploded directly.

"It's scary to be so scary in the middle of the night."

"My heart was almost scared out."

"Dead fatty, you're finished, I'm going to kill you."

"No, no, you can't spare him like this, the fat man must make amends, he must make amends."

"Agreed, agreed, please have a big dinner on the weekend."

"Don't go to the hotel, let the fat man fix it for us in person, go to his house."

"That's it."

Chen Pi looked in the mirror beautifully, and felt that it was still white and tender, and it was more cute, just a minute after being beautiful, and I found that the phone was all my own.

Treats?

It's not impossible.

The point is, where is your home?

If you don't understand, you asked, and directly Ante Zhao was shy: "Which house will you go to the fat master?" ”

Having 30 properties under your name has such a drawback, if you don't remember well, it's easy to find your way home.

Zhao Hanshi is Chen Pi's high school classmate and tablemate, this little girl regards Chen Pi as the best male girlfriend who has nothing to say, but after this period of getting along, Chen Pi found that this Nima is clearly a mother who dies every day.

I don't know how the tangerine peel that was occupied by myself used to endure it.

Just had a day off.

Friday.

Zhao Hanshy bombarded Chen Pi with more than 50 WeChat messages early in the morning, saying that he was sick and was about to die at home. The poor little princess has no one to take care of, can the kind table mate come to the rescue, beg for fat, beg for comfort, beg for care, sprinkle and roll all kinds of begging.

By the way, more than a dozen real-life emojis in various poses were also posted.

"Isn't your school closed on Fridays?" Chen Pi was very suspicious of the other party's intentions.

"I'm really sick, I'm at home, you come to the house to find me." Zhao Han shy and directly sent Chen Pi a position.

Sigh.

Chen Pi, who was originally paralyzed on the bed and seriously studied the peerless martial arts of the system, had no choice but to dress, get up, brush his teeth, and wash his face. Then I felt in my heart that I must have owed this Zhao Xiaoniu in my last life, this person sometimes looks very reliable, and sometimes he looks like a child.

I'm almost graduating from college.

It shouldn't be.

It's just that these words come out of other people's mouths, and when they come out of the mouth of tangerine peel, it feels particularly ironic.

In thoughtful words: "Dead fatty, you know children too?" As a formal agent of the Secret Investigation Bureau, can you be a little organized and disciplined, and always deal with problems alone, so that you are not afraid of dying one day, and you don't even have a person to collect the body? ”

Hehe.

If it weren't for the system boss staring, Chen Pi would not have been killed alone.

Facing the rising sun.

Riding the morning breeze.

The fat man went out without love.

No way.

God is annoyed to go to the girl's house as a guest.

Follow the positioning to a high-end villa area, report your name, register your ID card, leave your phone number, and sign your own signature.

Zhao Han shyly unlocked the door for Chen Pi in advance and easily entered the house.

According to the conventional thinking, Chen Pi guessed that Zhao Hanshy's family should be the only one in the little girl, so when he entered the house, he kicked off his shoes, took off his coat, and lay directly on the sofa in the living room, and shouted when he opened his throat: "Zhao Hanshy, I'm here, come out, let the fat man see how sick you are?" ”

"Don't pretend."

"Your purpose has been achieved."

"The fat man personally came to serve you, say, what do you want to eat?"

"The fat man is in a good mood today, he will do whatever you want to eat, he will respond to his needs, the opportunity is rare, and if you miss this village, you won't have this store."

Chen Pi pulled his throat and talked nonsense.

Hearing a sound of footsteps in his ears, but no one replied, Chen Pi suddenly felt a little cold on the top of his head, raised his head stiffly, and then bounced up from the sofa in an instant.

Rao is fat man is thick-skinned, and he also blushed a little at this time, clenching his fists and wanting to reprimand Zhao Hanshy, but he felt that the occasion didn't seem right, so he had to grit his teeth and hold back his anger, and tried to squeeze out a simple sunny smirk, but his mentality had already collapsed: "Zhao Xiaoniuer, Zhao Xiaoniuer, you have a long ability, you dare to trick your fat man, you have a big game, let's see." ”

Zhao Hanshi really didn't get sick.

But now the face is not much better than being sick.

A well-dressed middle-aged couple stood beside Zhao Hanshy, the man's appearance was three points similar to Zhao Hanshy, of course, it was not her parents, Zhao Hanshy's family photo Chen Pi had seen it in the circle of friends. The reason why she developed such an unscrupulous young lady temper is also because, 365 days a year, her parents can be away from home for about 360 days.

"Xiao Chen, this is my uncle, this is my aunt, dear." Zhao shyly covered her forehead and introduced, she really didn't expect Chen Pi to come to her house so presumptuous, completely ignoring the image, "Uncle and aunt, he is Chen Pi, grandpa liked him very much when he was alive, and often played chess together on weekends, you should have heard of it." ”

Although Chen Pi is very cheap, he also needs face in front of his elders, and he can not have an image when he is with Zhao Hanshy, and he needs to take care of the fat man's glass heart in front of others.

Ice.

Embarrassed.

There seemed to be dozens of black-skinned crows flying in the living room.

For lunch, there must be no need for tangerine peel to cook, and the group of four went to a very high-end Western restaurant.

Zhao Hanshy's uncle drove, Chen Pi dragged Zhao Hanshy to sit in the back row, smiling all the time, but under the seat he pinched a piece of small tender meat on Zhao Xiaoniu's waist.

Not much.

Just pinched it and threw it away.

Very programmed lunch, the four of them did not communicate during the whole process, Chen Pi and Zhao Hanshy's aunt laughed except laughing, and Zhao Hanshy and her uncle didn't seem to have anything to talk about. Parents run all over the world, uncles and aunts have been living on the other side of the ocean, and their living habits are far from those in China, how can there be a common topic, at most curiosity, curiosity about tangerine peel.

I was the backstabber of the noon.

Chen Pi did not expose it on the spot, which was already his greatest tenderness.

After eating the last bite of steak very rigorously and sunny, Chen Pi smiled innocently: "Uncle and aunt, I made an appointment with Shyness yesterday to go to a movie in the afternoon, the tickets were bought in advance, the movie theater is near here, we won't accompany you after dinner, I'm really sorry." ”

"Is there a movie theater around here? I grew up in Nanchuan, why don't I remember? Zhao's shy uncle looked out of the huge floor-to-ceiling window.

"It's a theme theater that specializes in horror movies, it's very niche, and it's not well-known." Chen Pi continued to smile innocently.

Pause for a moment.

Chen Pi also added: "Auntie will definitely not like it." ”

Five minutes later.

At the door of the western restaurant, Chen Pi waved his hand very politely, watching Zhao Hanshy's uncle's car leave, and when the rear of the car disappeared into the corner, Chen Pi did not immediately turn around and scold Zhao Hanshy, but rubbed his chubby face.

It feels like I haven't smirked like this in a long time.

The face hurts.

"Fatty, you're not angry, are you?" Zhao asked in a shy whisper.

"No, how could it be, you are very good today, the western food tastes amazing."

"Listen to me."

"You don't need an explanation, if it had worked, world peace would have been there long ago."

"I was wrong."

"You're right, what's wrong with you, why didn't I see it?"

"Actually, I"

"Actually, you need to make amends."

"What do you mean?"

"It means that this Western meal is charged, and my brother is a standard meal and drink and laugh today, how much is it worth, you know it yourself, right?"

"We are at the same table, I am your best male girlfriend, and you will raise money with me?"

"It's because of the good relationship that I only mention money, try to change someone, dare to lie to me, and beat her to death with a punch."

After the signing of a series of unequal treaties.

Chen Pi took Zhao Hanshi to really go to a movie.

Reject comedy and choose only horror films.

Since childhood, this has been the favorite of tangerine peel, and in the words of the fat man, he explained: "Isn't it funny, it's not scary at all, okay." ”

Chen Pi happily enjoyed a comedy journey.

Zhao Hanshy, on the other hand, was a player with his eyes closed throughout the whole process, counting 8,838 heartbeats, an average of one hundred and eight times per minute.

The pink little heart almost burst.

On the way home.

Chen Pi asked Zhao Han very seriously: "Do you think there are ghosts in this world?" ”

Zhao Han pouted shyly and snorted coldly: "Come again, it's dark, it's scary, okay." ”

"Do you believe that?"

"Yes, I believe."

"Really believe?"

"Really."

"Just believe, I'll tell you a secret, there are indeed ghosts in this world, and there will be more and more in the future. After dawn, it is the world of people, and after dark, it is the world of ghosts. Because the Yellow Spring Hell has opened a gap, demons and monsters can crawl out from under the ground, and the world is in chaos. ”

What a terrifying secret.

After dark, the scumbag should be the most terrifying!

Zhao Han shyly narrowed his eyes into a slit, thought for a moment, and suddenly stood on tiptoe and leaned to the side of Chen Pi's ear: "Fatty, since you told me such a big secret, then I will also have a showdown, and I will also share a super powerful secret with you." ”

“”

"Tell me?"

"Let me tell you, aliens have actually come to our planet, but they have always been hidden in high-dimensional space, because it is impossible for people to come into contact with things outside of three-dimensional space, so we usually can't see aliens." Zhao said in a shy low voice.

"What do you mean?" Chen Pi was stunned.

This explanation may be a bit abstract, but I'll give you an example, for example, if you expand three dimensions into two dimensions, one atom will become an infinite plane. Thinking about it the other way, an ant in a two-dimensional space is super large when viewed in a three-dimensional space. Zhao Han's expression was very serious.

"I don't understand." Chen Pi really didn't understand.

"You can use your brain to imagine that the universe we originally lived in, if it was a four-dimensional space, it must have been very small, probably the size of the solar system. If we push up ten dimensions, the universe may become as small as an atom, but it must be very rich. Because in that case, the space is small, the speed of light will appear to be very fast, and it will be very convenient for everyone to communicate. What three-body problem, what dark forest law, what hunter law, all of them don't exist. Zhao said shyly as gesturing with his hand.

“！” Chen Pi looked confused.

"Let me explain it more clearly, the explosion of supernova will cause the high-dimensional space to overlap with our planet, which means that the high-dimensional space will affect people's consciousness and consciousness, or the soul level. In the era when the high-dimensional space overlaps with the three-dimensional space where we are located for a long time, that is, the ghosts you are talking about, the probability of appearing will be very high, and there will be a lot of people who can see ghosts. It's just that now the probability of this overlap happening is extremely low, and only very special people can access it smoothly. The corners of Zhao Han's mouth hooked up a trace of arc.

Tangerine peel was completely attracted.

I feel that this explanation is very reliable.

Unclear.

My heart is full of reverence for Zhao Hanshy, it turns out that the little girl is not only beautiful and dead, but also has solid theoretical knowledge.

Zhao Han looked at Chen Pi in a state of bewilderment, and found that the other party had been completely frightened by himself, and finally couldn't hold it back anymore, laughing while saying: "In our hometown, this very special person is often called the god of jumping."

At this moment.

Chen Pi had actually fallen into deep thought, and carefully pondered the truth of his words, and it took him a long time before he realized that he seemed to have been teased.

"Jumping God?"

"I'll dance your sister."

"It's a big joke, the fat man sees you as his own person, but you think the fat man is a fool." Chen Pi almost couldn't help but move, but thinking of his strength and Zhao Hanshy's body bones, this punch, if the strength is not well controlled, Zhao Hanshy's rest of his life may have to be spent in the hospital bed.

Endured and endured.

Take a deep breath and then a deep breath.

Chen Pi almost couldn't suppress the anger in his heart.

Zhao Han was unaware that he had been struggling on the verge of being beaten several times: "Fatty, there were easter eggs in that horror movie just now, did you see it?" ”

"Look at a fart, you ran away as soon as the subtitles came out, you let me watch a ghost egg." Chen Pi snorted coldly, and his anger was hard to dissipate.

"The heroine of this film seems to be dead, and there is a tribute in the easter egg, which is very touching." Zhao shyly handed the phone to Chen Pi.

Big data is changing at a rapid pace.

As soon as I finished watching the movie here, I pushed the relevant news on my phone.

This horror film is an escape room theme, and the heroine died in the secret room in the end, which is very miserable, but the no-makeup star in the news is a real beauty embryo, both in figure and appearance, it is more than ninety.

At the end of the news, the place where the female star died was mentioned, which seemed to be an escape room club, saying that it was a heart attack and that it was not timely to send to the hospital.

There is also a suspicion that when filming this movie, because he was too involved, he filmed the last scene in the secret room, couldn't get out of the characters, and finally committed suicide at home.

It is also said that he played a secret room game on the Internet, played for three days and three nights, and died suddenly

Anyway, there are different opinions.

It's really a big world, and there are no wonders.

"What is the use of looking good, dead is not a handful of dust." Chen Pi returned the mobile phone to Zhao Hanshy, and said more, "Play less of this kind of secret room game in the future, it's not peaceful now, don't really have an accident." ”

"Okay, fat god." Zhao squinted shyly.

Scold.

Great God.

It would be nice if our fat man was really a god.

"Call the Buddha, turn back without a shore, kneel alone as a teacher, life and death have nothing to do with the true and false realms of good and evil, and the dust is scattered and unclear, and it is difficult to break"

The preset special bell rings, and the tangerine peel knows that it is thoughtful without looking at it.

Put through.

"Hey, I'm tangerine."

"I'm thoughtful, the Bureau of Investigation has recently received a number of mysterious incidents about escape rooms, you pay attention, the specific information has been updated. I warn you that if something is discovered, it is not allowed to go it alone, it is a matter of discipline and it is serious. ”

"Roger."

"Repeat."

"It's a matter of discipline, it's serious."

"Previous."

"I warn you."

"Dead fatty, looking for trouble, right?"

"If you find something, you are not allowed to go it alone, do you hear that?"

"Grass, are you warning me, or am I warning you, sooner or later you will die in the hands of the murderous spirit, and don't expect Lao Tzu to collect the corpse for you when the time comes, the fat man is so damned!"