Chapter 57: The back alley of the Chen family's ancestral house
In order to collect negative panic points to restore his appearance, Chen Pi seriously hurt the fragile glass hearts of his friends, and agreed to make amends for his sins with a big meal, and the location was the ancestral house of the Chen family chosen by Zhao Han.
The ancestral house of the old Chen family is located in the west of Nanchuan City, No. 147 Mao's Ear Alley, a three-storey small building facing the street, with a wide view on one side and high-rise buildings on three sides, which is a rare pure land in the downtown area.
Because it happened to be the beginning of autumn, the tangerine peel chose barbecue and hot pot.
Clean up ahead of time.
Carefully prepared.
It's a real sale.
This ancestral house is the first time Chen Pi has come to it, and the feeling in his brain is very familiar, but he himself is very unfamiliar, and everything is new. The architectural style of the whole ancestral house is very retro, with a strong ancient charm, and even the rooftop is full of the thick ancient style of the book.
The stars and the moon rise into the sky.
Night falls.
Seven-colored ambient lights are lit up.
Put a few retro old songs in your ears, the atmosphere is really picturesque, and the beautiful snot is bubbling.
The people who received the invitation arrived one after another, the boys were Lu Hang, Liu Qiang and Zhang Yu, and the girls were Zhao Hanxi, Yu Mengmeng and Su Rourou.
Wrong.
After dark, there is only morning tea.
Originally, there was still a childish face, but Zhao Han said that her best friend seemed to have other dates, and if she could catch up, she might come back later.
Four men and three women, not bad.
The evening breeze in the beginning of autumn was a little cool, and Chen Pi prepared four or five blankets on the sofa on the rooftop, and the projector and the one were all pounded out by him, and there was a huge swing next to it.
The three sand sculpture brothers and Zhao Hanshy instantly turned into invincible wheat baba, roaring wildly, singing well or not, they still feel that they are good at adjusting the atmosphere.
Laughing and joking.
One after another.
Yu Mengmeng just sat on the sofa and watched Lu Hang, not to grab the microphone, if the wheat tyrants needed water or drinks, she would take the initiative to get up and act as a sweet waiter.
Only morning tea is not very integrated.
Although he didn't hold his hands as usual, arrogant and noble and looked down on people, he still sat on the swing alone, his bright eyes looked into the distance, and he slowly swinged, swinging, swinging, swinging, until the corners of his mouth smiled.
How to say it.
It feels like a princess is observing the people's feelings, appreciating the fireworks in the world, and then thinking it's not bad.
The evening breeze blows.
A few pale yellow osmanthus flowers were blown in the wind, and the fragrance was fragrant.
The barbecue finally started, and the charcoal selected by tangerine peel was charcoal fired from Nanchuan Xishan fragrant jujube wood, and the barbecue grill was already in the old house, according to Zhao Hanshy, it was welded by hand when tangerine peel was in high school.
Scythe type.
Thief cool.
Because there are more people, the ingredients prepared for tangerine peel are also richer, and each one is hand-selected by himself at the market, and he comes to pickle it himself in the morning.
There is a neat row, including lamb kidney, lamb shank, large lamb chops, large chicken legs, chicken breast, chicken wings, small yellow croaker, a variety of vegetables, and some dark ingredients such as scallops, lobster, lamb balls, pig's eyes, and sandworms.
No crabs.
The last time I ate it, I wanted to vomit when I saw a crab.
Before the crossing of tangerine peel, he was a food expert who loved cooking, and barbecue was naturally a problem, he usually loved to eat, and he was very good at grilling.
In fact, many people think that they can barbecue, but if you study it carefully, it is really a science, and it is a technical job to bake well, especially not in a hurry, and you must be very patient.
Holding a large pu fan in one hand and a skewer in the other, Chen Pi looked focused, staring at the charcoal and the grill with both eyes, turning over every few breaths, and then evenly brushing the oil, applying condiments, observing the heat, and immediately adjusting the interspersed position of the bamboo sticks.
Cumin with chili peppers, jujube wood with meat fragrance, and then there is a faint fragrance of osmanthus in the air and the body fragrance of several beautiful young ladies, which captured everyone's attention and taste buds in minutes.
Even the morning tea, which has been swinging, can't help but come over.
Don't speak.
But his eyes were full of the urge to taste it.
On the sickle-shaped barbecue grill, the fresh meat skewers with blood oozing white slowly turn golden brown in the hands of the tangerine peel, and the fat drips into the charcoal fire, making a sizzling horn sound.
Soon.
Chen Pi heard the sound of swallowing saliva.
The Maiba group was completely defeated by the barbecue food, and everyone gathered around the tangerine peel, like a bird waiting to be fed.
The traditional lamb skewers are the first to be baked, and they are eaten in minutes without the need to drink tangerine peel. Zhao Hanshy and the three brothers of Sand Sculpture are obviously the most open, they are called fierce when they eat, and they praise again and again, it turns out that barbecue can be so delicious.
Even the morning tea gave Chen Pi a thumbs up with his eyes.
Originally, everyone had a trace of resentment about the tangerine peel being scary in the middle of the night, but now there is no more at all, because there is nothing that cannot be solved by a string of golden and crispy skewers.
A string doesn't work?
That's a hundred strings!
There's always a way to conquer your taste buds.
Sometimes Chen Pi is wondering, will he be the kitchen god who has been delayed by the system boss, if he is not forced to kill demons every day, his fat man will definitely be able to rely on this food stunt to dominate the rivers and lakes.
Morning tea that does not eat the fireworks of the world.
Finally stunned by the sugar-coated cannonball, she even joined the meat battle, looking at the soft and weak little thin arms, really grabbing it, no one is her opponent, which piece of meat she wants to eat, the meat will definitely enter her mouth.
Masters and masters, they can't be provoked.
Tangerine peel takes the time to feed the bobcat glutinous rice and take a bite of barbecue.
Hehe.
The little guy who originally only ate cat food went crazy in an instant, and the cat's tail swayed wildly, meowing and meowing like a tsubaki.
The three sand sculpture brothers are all outgoing boys, good at mobilizing the atmosphere, and the jokes are one after another, which makes the young ladies show off.
There are a few very brilliant jokes, which amazed the morning tea, and the already crooked eyes directly narrowed into a crescent moon.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful to the bones.
Everyone thinks that morning tea is still the little sister of tangerine peel's childhood sweetheart, so sometimes they coax and make tangerine peel shiver.
"Don't don't, don't make trouble, it's just friends, we're just very good friends, it's too much of a childhood sweetheart, who is Mei, who is it."
To divert the topic.
Tangerine peel took the initiative to explode its own material.
For example, when I was in kindergarten, I peeked at the teacher and was caught taking a bath, and I painted a green turtle on my face, and I was punished for catching mice when I stood on the podium, and I didn't operate it well, and I was bitten by a mouse and pulled the ponytail of the same table when I was in middle school, and I was made up by the young lady tons of stories and rumors, and became a little hooligan that everyone shouted and beats
Hey?
Isn't that Zhao shy?
The fire shifted, and everyone began to talk about their childhood anecdotes.
"Let's play the game, and if you lose, you'll be fine."
"Okay, okay, don't cheat, whoever cheats is a puppy."
Naturally, the dinner party has already prepared dice, poker, werewolf killing, and who is undercover in case of emergency.
Anyway, tangerine peel has me.
On gambling.
He was not convinced by anyone.
Sure enough, in the first round of shaking the dice, Chen Pi easily opened six sixes, Yu Mengmeng and Zhao Han were ashamed to lose, Zhao Han was so ashamed that he didn't cheat, grabbed a glass of beer, and drank it all the time.
When it came to Yu Mengmeng's punishment for drinking, Lu Hang actually interjected: "Can Mengmeng drink?" If you can't drink it, you can find someone to replace it. ”
Oops, hey.
This is just the beginning of the protection?
The three sand sculpture brothers were split into two in an instant, Liu Qiang and Zhang Yu were crazy ss, and in the end it was originally a glass of wine, but it became that Yu Mengmeng should drink it and had to drink it, and Lu Hang accompanied him with a cup.
Three rounds of dice come down.
I didn't drink a glass of tangerine peel and morning tea, and everyone else had to drink at least one glass.
"No, the main family is thirsty, it's not fair, since Su Rourou's luck is so strong, you two pit it, and drink three cups if you lose."
"Agree, agree, you can't let the fat man just barbecue, his mouth is dry, drink a few glasses of wine to moisten his throat."
Chen Pi has no opinion, but he doesn't dare to make his own decisions, and looks at the morning tea: "Are you coming?" ”
There was a snap.
Morning tea slapped on the wooden table: "Come on." ”
Some words, morning tea did not speak, but there were in his eyes: "Fatty, this palace is never afraid of any challenge, it seems that you are very good at shaking dice, come on, see who can win." ”
Scold.
Woman.
You can't be so arrogant.
I'm going to.
The god possessed, the third invisible hand appeared, Chen Pi smiled and shook the dice a few times, then buckled on the table and did not move, raising his hand to signal that morning tea could begin.
Same speed.
Same pose.
It's just that the morning tea is a little more sassy, like an ancient heroine, and a little bit of indescribable nobility.
Six, six, six.
Draw.
"Then you're all going to have a drink."
"That's a good idea."
"Let's accompany, they have three drinks, let's have a drink together."
Chen Pi was very unconvinced: "Why, I didn't lose, you"
He didn't finish his sentence.
There were tons and tons of morning tea over there, and three glasses of wine were dried into the stomach, and after drinking, he stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, looking unfinished.
"It's delicious." Morning Tea pushed the glass forward, "One more glass." ”
"Go on."
"Come on."
"Whoever loses drinks three cups."
Morning tea's eyes lit up, as if I had found some very fun game.
The dice are spinning rapidly in the dice cup, and Chen Pi knows that morning tea can shake out six sixes, and morning tea also knows that Chen Pi can make a leopard, but the game still begins.
No need to ask.
Anyone who has seen the movie knows it.
Shake the dice to win.
Chen Pi originally didn't give up hope, but just as he was about to give up, a slightly hot current suddenly popped out of the spiritual sea of his heart.
This hot flow then runs down the bones of the body, all the way to the fingertips, and finally penetrates the dice.
Click.
A cracking sound fell into Chenpi's ears.
He knew that the dice were broken and the game was tied again.
No need to ask.
Naturally, it is three glasses of wine.
Morning Cha's cheeks were already slightly red, but his expression was quite happy, and his clothes began to shake.
The evening breeze was cool, but the temperature of the wine and the charcoal fire was hotter, and the tangerine peel wine did not delay the barbecue, and the speed seemed to be faster, and the hands were flying, and the food was constantly being served.
After a few glasses of wine, everyone was no longer reserved, and threw off their arms to eat and drink.
There is no distinction between boys and girls, there is no difference between fairies and scumbags, just a group of friends who drink and meat.
Morning tea even held a wine glass and touched a glass with Liu Qiang, who had a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, Liu Qiang squinted, endured the feeling of spicy throat and drank it all, and morning tea suddenly smiled.
In the process.
Chen Pi was more surprised by Yu Mengmeng, who originally thought she was a good girl, but she didn't expect that she really started drinking, as if she was not drunk after a thousand cups.
Zhao Han also pulled up his long hair, tied a high ponytail, and shouted arrogantly: "We girls toast the four boys with a cup, we did it, you are free." ”
Yu Mengmeng didn't speak, but picked up the wine glass and dried.
Morning Tea raised her eyebrows, and also dried, and said after drying: "I like this sentence, I like you both." ”
Zhao Han was very shy, and reached out and hugged the shoulder of morning tea: "Then we will be sisters in the future, I also like you two, officially meet, my name is Zhao Shy." ”
"Me too, I like you too, my name is Yu Mengmeng."
"My name is morning tea."
"Ahem" Chen Pi coughed vigorously twice, and then quickly added, "The name Su Rourou, morning tea is her milk name, not a close person, and I don't generally know." ”
"What a nice name." Zhao Han's hand holding Morning Tea tightened again, and rubbed his brain melon on Morning Tea's shoulder.
Goo-dong.
Chen Pi swallowed.
He is ready, if he minds morning tea, he will teach Zhao Han a lesson, and he will stop everything he says.
However, nothing happened, and Morning Tea even reached out and touched Zhao's shy hair, like a little lynx stroking her.
Meow.
You see.
The glutinous rice is jealous and fed, how can you drink secretly as a bobcat, spit it out, spit it out.
Chen Pi is completely lost, this pair of living treasures, admire and admire, do not toss uncomfortable, do not toss not happy, give you praise than heart.
Maybe I really drank too much, my morning tea cheeks were red, and I no longer had the arrogant and noble appearance, but it was very close to Su Rourou's girlishness, but it was just a very hardcore girlishness: "Shame and foggy, if you encounter something that can't be solved in the future, or difficulties and dangers, remember to tell me as soon as possible, as long as it happens after dark, I will keep you both safe." ”
That's when it happened.
The three brothers of the sand sculpture suddenly raised their wine glasses and shouted in unison: "Little sister, we also want to protect, we all like it, we did it, you just look at it." ”
The shouting is quite neat, as if playing the beat.
Burst.
Others are fine.
Anyway, Chen Pi's first reaction was to squirt out the wine in his mouth, his eyes full of resentment, he knew everything, but he couldn't say anything.
Protecting morning tea?
Do you think you are Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk?
But anyway, the atmosphere is in place, the wine is very comfortable, everyone is comfortable. Morning tea is the most comfortable, Yu Mengmeng is the happiest, Lu Hang is ignorant and seems to have noticed something, Liu Qiang and Zhang Yu and Zhao Han are ashamed Okay, these three are probably really eating and drinking.
It's just a matter of eating and drinking.
The meat was served one by one, the hot pot was also made, and the gurgling chili oil made everyone sweat profusely and full of fireworks.
I drank a lot of wine, ate a lot of meat, made a lot of noise, and laughed until late at night.
Anyway, the ancestral house of tangerine peel has three floors, and the furniture and bedding are also clean, and if you drink too much, you won't leave, and it's cool all night.
The end of the dice is solitaire, the end of the cards is the werewolf killing, and then who is the undercover agent, you draw and I guess, truth or dare
At the end of the drink, the tangerine peel was also a little up, the braincase was confused, the world was spinning, and it felt like it was on the top.
With the help of the secret technique of urine escape, Chen Pi planned to escape three glasses of wine, and he felt that if he drank like this again, he would be able to vomit on the rooftop on the spot. The four girls didn't vomit, they vomited themselves, it's a shame.
Even if you spit out, you can't spit on the rooftop.
Spit in the bathroom.
The stomach churned.
went down to the third floor to find the bathroom, and found that the light was on, and Liu Qiang, who had a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, was lying on the toilet and vomiting. On the next floor, the light in the bathroom is still on, and this floor is Zhang Yu.
Nimei's.
There are three brothers in the sand sculpture.
Before twelve o'clock, he folded, and the only one left was because Yu Mengmeng protected him and didn't drink too much.
"Hey, it's so uncomfortable, I can only go to the alley and vomit." Chen Pi staggered out the door, rubbing his forehead vigorously, it hurt.
It seems that it is necessary to cultivate this amount of alcohol well in the future.
In other words, are these girls all immortals now, they can drink so much, and they won't get drunk in a thousand cups!
There was a shush and retching.
Finally a little more comfortable.
Turning around in a daze, Chen Pi found that he didn't know when, morning tea actually accompanied him down.
It is not very clear in the dimly lit alley.
"Why did you come out too? If you want to go to the toilet, I can go to the alley to help you keep watch. Chen Pi raised his fat finger and pointed to the light outside the darkness.
"I'm fine, just come down and see you." Morning tea eyes stared at tangerine peel.
There was a buzz in the skull.
Chen Pi didn't know what to say at all, and was afraid that he would be drunk and unstable, so he simply sat on a stone bench in the alley.
Morning Tea looked down at Chen Pi, a gentle smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he also sat down with him, sitting next to Chen Pi.
Thighs against thighs.
Shoulder to shoulder.
"You must be thirsty after eating so much meat tonight, do you need me to get you something to drink?" What do you want to drink? Morning Tea asked softly.
"What to drink? All right. Chen Pi replied casually.
"Is it all right? Didn't you think about pampering me? "Morning tea, my eyes are blurred.
“?”
"Still hungry? I see you've been barbecuing all the time, and you haven't eaten much, so I'll go up and help you roast what you want to eat, pig's eye? Beef heart? Or sheep kidneys? Morning tea asked again.
"Lamb kidneys, roast tender."
"Shouldn't you think about me first?"
“?”
"Anyway, I don't want to roast kidneys, I want to eat noodles." Morning Tea bit her lip.
"What noodles?"
"In your heart."
“?”
"I ate too much salt just now, otherwise why would I have been thinking about you all the time."
"Have you been fat again lately, and I feel that the weight in my heart is getting heavier and heavier."
"Chubby, I've been wandering around for the first half of my life, and in the second half of my life, can I make soup for you?"
"Gross!"
"Gross!"
"Gross!"
I don't know if I'm really drunk, but when I heard this, Chen Pi vomited directly, and I vomited for two minutes, almost throwing out all the bitter gall.
While spitting, Chen Pi waved his hand towards the morning tea: "Su Rourou, you must have drunk too much, go back, go back." ”
"But Rourou wants to stay with you."
"I still think you should go back, really, I advise you to go back, it's not appropriate tonight, it's really not suitable."
The night breeze blows.
In a dark alley.
Tangerine peel and morning tea stand at each other.
Morning tea's voice suddenly became colder: "Can you shut up." ”
Chen Pi's voice suddenly became colder: "I didn't speak." ”
Morning tea's eyes were crooked, he leaned closer, and said softly: "Then why is my head full of your voice?" ”
Déjà vu.
Inexplicably familiar