As the night deepened, several people walked on the way back to the dormitory, and Jiang Yiyi followed the team silently, looking preoccupied.

"Yiyi, what's wrong with you? Ever since you met Ye Ling, the whole person didn't look right, what did she say to you? ”

"Harm, it's me who is wrong, I shouldn't have instigated you to go there with us, it has aroused your sadness." Seeing that Jiang Yiyi didn't reply, Song Yanni began to blame herself, this look of remorse after beating her chest made Jiang Yiyi laugh.

As soon as a few people arrived at the dormitory, Xu Rong called and said to her in a somewhat anxious tone: "Sister-in-law, the boss drank too much wine during the dinner today, and he insisted on playing the game when he couldn't stand steadily, saying that you were waiting for him, you can help persuade him to rest!" ”

"Master, go and rest, the game can be played tomorrow!" Seeing this, Jiang Yiyi hurriedly went to the game to persuade him.

"Who are you?"

Yes? Before she had time to think about it, she was kicked out of the matching room by her master.

After she pressed the [Invite Me] button, she finally entered the five black rooms where her master was again, but before she could say a word, she was kicked out again. So repeatedly, even if the other party is a drunk person, even if she Jiang Yiyi's temper is good, she is a little angry.

This time, before he could kick her out of the room, he asked loudly, "Master, why do you keep kicking me?" ”

"Get out, I'm waiting for my apprentice, you're not her! I don't play games with girls other than my apprentices! ”

After saying that, he kicked her again.

How much alcohol did it take to get drunk like this? I can't even hear her voice, big pig's trotters!

Jiang Yiyi switched to the WeChat interface and dialed her master's voice call.

"Hello? You're ......" After three rings, a familiar voice came from the other end of the phone, with obvious drunkenness.

"I'm Jiang ......" Jiang Yiyi was interrupted by Zhou Shinian before she could report her home.

"Wife!" Zhou Shinian said categorically, and laughed to himself, as if he had eaten some delicacies from the mountains and seas.

"Master, I'm not, don't scream...... "Although she knew that her master's words couldn't be taken seriously, she still couldn't help but bump into the deer.

"Wife, I miss you, I want to hear you call me husband."

"Called...... What is it called...... "It's really not ashamed, don't think that she can't do anything about you if you're drunk, if it weren't for your roommate's entrustment, she would have ...... a long time ago

"Master, go to sleep!" Jiang Yiyi softened her throat and coaxed kindly.

"That'...... You call out brother. ”

"You ......" Jiang Yiyi was speechless for a while, where is this playing? Originally, it was not difficult to call her brother, but when she heard her master talk about it, she felt that things were not so simple.

"Call my brother, and I'll go to sleep."

"Brother...... Brother. Jiang Yiyi blushed and called him softly.

"Good." Zhou Shinian's eyes were filled with confusion as if he was drunk and awake, and he refracted the bright light like the dew in the morning.

"I suspect that Zhou Shinian is pretending to be drunk and trying to trick her sister-in-law into calling her husband, but she failed, and finally ended up with a brother." Xu Rong touched Duan Jiali beside him and gave him a charming but embarrassing smile.

"So you think so!" Duan Jiali smiled calmly and glanced at Zhou Shinian, who was motionless on the bed, "You said that Lin Gou and sister-in-law have to start with at least 70 episodes if they are made into a TV series, right?" ”

"What about starting with 70 episodes? No, still haven't caught up? Xu Rong shook his head helplessly.

"What's it called? Routine! Do you understand the routine? Our sister-in-law is so powerful, domineering and intelligent, how can she catch up with ordinary means? ”

"Speaking of which, Bao Shibin, how did you and your girlfriend get along?" Xu Rong asked curiously.

"Me? When I first went to college, I liked the flower of the Chinese department, I admitted that I was interested at the time, so I spent 50 yuan to buy her phone from the doorman security guard, who knew that the security guard accidentally wrote my current girlfriend's phone, and then the two slowly contacted me and liked her, and they were together. Bao Shibin talked eloquently.

Duan Jiali (Xu Rong) scolded and said: "Zhou Shinian, you study hard to learn from others." ”

The next morning, Zhou Shinian woke up in bed. The winter afternoon sun gently crawled over his shoulders with a warm temperature, gilding him with a layer of warm gold.

He stood up lazily, his expression was like a dream, he vaguely remembered that he drank too much last night, as if he had called her, as if he had called her wife, thinking of this, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, picking out an elegant and charming arc, and his watery eyes were also sparkling.

"Little apprentice, what are you doing? I miss you. ”

The one who received the information was not Jiang Yiyi but Xu Rong, who was doing experiments in the laboratory.

He took off his latex gloves and read the voice sent to him when he clicked on the week, almost dying of laughter on the spot. Brother Zhou Shinian, it's almost noon, haven't you woken up yet? What little apprentice, please open your big watery eyes and see who he is!

"Why don't you speak, is it inconvenient in class?"

"I want to hear your voice."

Seeing that he didn't speak, a series of voice messages were sent overwhelmingly. knew what he was talking about, but Xu Rong couldn't help but listen to it one by one.

Vomit, why are these masters and apprentices so tired every day? It's too much, even kill a single dog, kill Matt?

"Big brother, listen to who I am?" Xu Rong said speechlessly.

"Little apprentice, do you have a cold?" Why does your voice sound so hoarse? Zhou Shinian asked with some distress.

Xu Rong was speechless. You've just caught a cold! His voice is obviously so magnetic, you actually said that he had a cold, do you have any eyesight?

Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly received a WeChat transfer of 500 yuan from Zhou Shinian, and added: Take it to the doctor.

Xu Rong suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and a money-making business opportunity suddenly appeared in his mind, he deliberately cleared his throat, and said to him in a pinch tone, "It's okay, it's just that my throat is a little uncomfortable, cough cough cough ......."

Sure enough, as soon as his voice fell, he immediately received a transfer from Zhou Shinian, one for 520 yuan, one for 1,314 yuan, and one for 9,999 yuan, with the words: Immediately! Right away! Go to the hospital!

Looking at this white number, Xu Rong's eyes glowed with gold, and he became rich! He's rich!

"Brothers, let's go, I'm having a treat today, let's go to the bottom of the sea!" Xu Rong waved his sleeves and said arrogantly to a few buddies in the laboratory.

"Brother Rong is mighty!" When they heard this, they unanimously applauded.

This is a typical Italian-style Haidilao restaurant, the decoration style is comfortable and pleasant, the environment is also quite good, and the waiters who come in and out are all smiling, which is pleasing to the eye. Several people led by Xu Rong were arranged in outdoor seats, and a slight sideways glance could see a row of drainage birds rising and falling along the lake, which was romantic.

Between the staggered plans, there is a lot of fun. At this moment, the mobile phone in his pocket rang, and it was Zhou Shinian calling.

"Hello? Brother, what's wrong? Xu Rong took the phone, lifted Erlang's legs, and burped comfortably.

"Xu Rong, dog thing, spit out my money!" Zhou Shinian said angrily.

"The money is like a spit on the ground, can you lick it back? If you can lick it back, I'll give you the money back! "Show affection in front of him and want him to pay back, impossible!

"Very well, I'll take three times your share of the money." Zhou Shinian gritted his teeth and hung up the phone.

Faced with three times the money, Xu Rong was a little flustered at first glance, but after thinking about it carefully, the long road he had to read about chasing his wife seemed to be still long, so he didn't think so, and continued to talk and laugh.

"Brothers, eat and drink well, just remember to help me say a few more kind words in front of the boss!"

I'm still afraid, otherwise how could he be the boss of Zhou Shinian, right?

At the same time, Jiang Yiyi, who was in the 307 women's dormitory, went to the water dispenser to make herself a cup of low-fat oatmeal while sipping her slippers. "Hello? Sister, where have you been? ”

"I'm at the eyeshadow ......" Ni Mingyu brushed his eyeshadow for a moment, and quickly changed his words, "Oh no, I mean I'm on Yanying Road." ”

"Then can you help me see that the old man who bought sugar gourds on Yanying Road is out of the stall today? I want to eat popcorn. Jiang Yiyi was speechless for a while.

"I saw it! See! He has a lot of guests there today. After Ni Mingyu finished speaking, he quickly finished applying mascara with a hideous face.

"Did his big wolf dog accompany him out of the stall today?" Jiang Yiyi stirred the oats in the bowl for a while and asked.

"Dogs?" Ni Mingyu nodded hurriedly, as if there was really a loyal dog in front of him who came out with the old man, "Yes, yes." After all, is it an image endorsement dog? It is certainly not possible to be absent. ”

"Then you let the dog bark."

"Wang!" Witty as Ni Mingyu, she immediately learned to bark at the microphone from afar, as if she was now standing opposite the dog.

"Say one more thing." Jiang Yiyi smiled quietly, she was inexplicably suddenly interested in Ni Mingyu's non-physical performance.

"Hello?" Sure enough, Ni Mingyu on the other end of the phone changed into a tender and watery appearance, and responded delicately.

"You let the dog bark again." Jiang Yiyi said expressionlessly.

"Wang!" As expected, Ni Mingyu learned to bark again.

Jiang Yiyi: "You can say another word." ”

Ni Mingyu: "Hello? ”

Jiang Yiyi: "You let the sheep cry again!" ”

"Baa ......" Ni Mingyu suddenly realized and quickly covered his mouth.

Jiang Yiyi sighed, didn't eat breakfast and climbed back into bed and lay down: "Alas, baby, you have a little heart!" Sugar gourd stalls don't buy popcorn. Tell me honestly, where are you, I'll pay for today's dinner. ”

"I'll change my clothes and go out right away." Ni Mingyu saw that he couldn't deceive her, so he recruited her truthfully.

Hearing this, Jiang Yiyi almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, and frantically kicked the doll at his feet, as if it was Ni Mingyu's face.