"No, in that case, let's not make an appointment in the first place? It's not once or twice, I feel like you're playing tricks on me every time. You touched your conscience and told me honestly, did you ever come out on time once? , you little bunny who wasted so much of your youth! ”

Don't think about it, Jiang Yiyi on the other side of the phone is beating her chest, but after all, they have shared the same bed for several years, and no one knows Jiang Yiyi better than her.

Ni Mingyu said to her extremely calmly: "Wait a minute! Yiyi, you turn on the hands-free. ”

Although she didn't understand what she meant, Jiang Yiyi still did it.

Ni Mingyu: "Hello? Tmall Genie. ”

"Yes, master." Jiang Yiyi didn't speak, but the Tmall Elf at her table answered crisply.

Jiang Yiyi was speechless.

Unexpectedly, the tmall elf she sent became her handle in the end.

"Oh, woman!" Ni Mingyu spat her in disgust, hung up the phone ruthlessly, and continued the work at hand. And what about her? I'm still nesting in the dormitory and haven't turned over.

"Play the game!" Jiang Yiyi was bored with herself, and found a comfortable angle to click on the glory of the king.

This Ni Mingyu, when asked what she was doing, she said that she was pulling poop, and asked her what she wanted to do, and she said that she wanted to be called her mother, what could she do, and she was the first to eat. What is this human reality?

As soon as he entered the hero selection link, the fourth floor typed and asked, "Baby, what are you playing?" ”

The third floor typed and replied, "I play Big Joe." ”

The fourth floor did not speak, and Sun Ce pressed OK.

Jiang Yiyi glanced at the IDs on the third and fourth floors, one was called "star" and the other was called "star", and she could think that this was a couple with her toes.

Seeing this, the first floor followed the trend, chose a Yao and typed: "Husband, I want to play Yao." ”

On the second floor, he chose a Yunzhongjun and echoed: "Then I'll take Yunzhongjun to fight the jungle." It's hard to be a brother on the third floor, do you choose a cadre to be a midlaner? ”

Jiang Yiyi, who was on the third floor and hadn't had time to choose a hero yet, felt so embarrassed, what kind of sin did she create? It's just a match, as for matching her with two couples? No way! If you don't play as a cadre, you can't lose in momentum.

Jiang Yiyi had an idea, and locked a Milaidi in the last few seconds.

Our lineup: Yao, Yun Zhongjun, Da Qiao, Sun Ce, Milaidi

Enemy lineup: Chang'e, Hou Yi, Sun Shangxiang, Liu Bei, and Gan Jiang

Ridiculous, bullying her for not having a CP? Can you have cubs? Thinking of this, Jiang Yiyi's heart felt much better.

As soon as he entered the game interface, Jiang Yiyi angrily put a second skill in front of everyone, and typed: "I can give birth to cubs, you can't." ”

Everyone unanimously replied to her with a string of ellipses.

[All] to see his son's performance (cadre): Opposite Miledi, do you want us to make do with it?

Jiang Yiyi noticed that except for her and the cadre, the other eight were all lovers, and they felt a little bad in an instant.

It's impossible to make do with you, it's impossible to make do with someone else in this life, she only has him (tower) in her eyes.

So, Jiang Yiyi used her practical actions to deduce what is called "the last stubbornness of a single dog". His ears did not hear the sound of the fighting, and he only focused on demolishing the defense tower. Demolished the middle tower, demolished the tower, demolished the tower, demolished the tower, what is it? Is there more cubs than whom?

Finally, Jiang Yiyi fulfilled his mission and tearfully dismantled the crystal tower opposite. Both sides have pressed "well done" to the end.

Jiang Yiyi sorted out her emotions, and immediately opened another match after leaving the room. She looked at the couple portraits that lit up one after another, and knew that things were not simple.

One is called "snoring" and the other is called "snoring", Jiang Yiyi propped up her little head irritably, did she poke the lover's nest? Regardless of them, this one will play the hero she wants to play, so that she doesn't want to be angry like the previous one.

Our lineup: Xiao Qiao, Zhou Yu, Diao Chan, Lu Bu, Li Bai

Enemy lineup: Da Qiao, Sun Ce, Xiang Yu, Yu Ji, Han Xin

Jiang Yiyi was really disgusted by this ghost system, and matched her with four couples, is this hinting at her?

[All] Gytosine: Opposite Han Xin, what a coincidence

In fact, she doesn't know the jungler on the other side, just out of polite greetings, but as long as her hand speed is fast enough, she can't catch up with her in embarrassment, haha, she's really a clever little ghost.

[All] Sanri (Han Shin): Hmm

As soon as Han Xin replied, the teammates on both sides began to talk as if they had exploded.

[All] official domination (Xiang Yu): I'm laughing to death, two single dogs.

[All] early morning (Yu Ji): That is, what is the use of the wild king, and what about the glory king? None of the girlfriends.

Scold......

Jiang Yiyi raised her eyebrows, you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, Xiao Xingyao.

Okay, since you can't kill your teammates, let's take out the anger of the opposite couple, hoping that the other side can stop her torture.

Jiang Yiyi finished brushing the red and blue buffs, and a small-scale team battle broke out on the upper and lower roads, Jiang Yiyi took a look at the positions of several teammates, changed the route to the lower road, and passed by Li Bai who came with a sword.

I don't want to think about it, at this time, Han Xin on the other side must coincide with her thoughts.

[System] Li Bai defeated Yu Ji, Killing Spree (sharp), Xiao Qiao, Zhou Yu assisted

[System] Li Bai defeated Xiang Yu, Double Kill (two consecutive breaks), Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu assisted

Han Xin defeats Lu Bu, Killing Spree), Da Qiao, Sun Ce assist

Han Xin defeated Diao Chan, Double Kill (two consecutive hits), Da Qiao and Sun Ce assisted

Seeing that the jungler on the opposite side had won the double kill like her, Jiang Yiyi felt that this one had met an opponent, and couldn't help but sit upright and wait for it.

[All] Gytosine (Li Bai): Opposite Han Xin, let's go head-to-head in the dragon pit

Seeing that the two were financially equal and had similar records, Jiang Yiyi couldn't help but be bold and opened all the typing roads.

[All] early morning (Han Shin): Okay

On the other side, Han Xin responded to her battle letter, and the two displacements floated over, and Li Bai in her hand was inseparable for a while. Both of them are heroes with displacement, you chase me, from the dragon pit to the wild area, and from the wild area to the middle lane, and then from the middle to the river, the enemy advances and I retreat, the enemy is tired and disturbed, and I am actually taken away by the other party at the same time.

The screen in front of her went black, Jiang Yiyi breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, and concentrated on typing.

[All] Gytosine (Li Bai): You Han Shin can have a good time

[All] Sanli (Han Xin): You Li Bai is also good, are you going to put it together?

[All] Gytosine: No, I'm waiting for my master

[All] Sanri (Han Shin): I don't mind three rows

[All] Gytosine: My master will mind

[All] Sanli (Han Xin): Okay then, I'm waiting for you in the blue zone

[All] Gytosine: Okay

The two of them resurrected from the spring at the same time, Jiang Yiyi operated Li Bai to simply brush a few wild fields and walked towards the opposite blue area, and at this moment, Han Xin on the opposite side really arrived as promised.

The first strike is strong, Jiang Yiyi's eyes are fast, the two displacements are close to the face, and he brushes a big one towards Han Xin on the opposite side, but it is cleverly resolved by a big move on the opposite side, Jiang Yiyi has already predicted the position on the opposite side, and a second skill slows down Han Xin, and the big battle is about to break out, and after a while, the two of them are inseparable again, and the two tacitly understand the screen at the same time.

[All] Sanli (Han Xin): Daughter-in-law, you tap

Seeing the chatter on the other side, Jiang Yiyi couldn't help frowning, this phoenix prisoner and Bai Longyin are indeed matched, and she also snorts, but if it happens to her Jiang Yiyi, it will be a little tasteless, right?

[All] Gytosine: I'm a man

What daughter-in-law? Not even fart. A big man is tired of crookedness, and there is no love in e-sports.

Sanli (Han Shin): If you are a man, I will love you too

Poof...... Didn't you think your taste was quite unique? Jiang Yiyi couldn't help but be happy. So how would she react if she said she was a woman?

[All] Gytosine: My daughter, cpdd

Sanli (Li Bai): Your daughter? It just so happens that my man, CPDD is now, and love can't stand the wait

Jiang Yiyi raised her eyebrows, she was on the road, and she had an inner taste.

[All] early morning (Yu Ji): A female jungler is so good? I don't believe it.

Jiang Yiyi glanced at his record - 35 bars and 4, which is indeed not at the level that ordinary female players should have, and it is no wonder that his teammates are suspicious. On weekdays, she doesn't care about this kind of questioning at all, usually silently Carrey, but this time, somehow, she suddenly became interested and wanted to explain it well.

[All] Gytosine: Then how do you believe it?

Early Morning (Yu Ji): I'll ask you a question, and if you answer correctly, I'll believe you're a woman

[All] Gytosine: You ask

Jiang Yiyi shrugged her shoulders without care, if she memorized the fiftieth place of pi like last time, it would be really a piece of cake, not to mention the fifty places after pi, she could also recite it for him in one hundred, it was too pediatric.

[All] early morning (Yu Ji): Fierce

[All] early morning (Yu Ji): Zhao

[All] early morning (Yu Ji): How to wear it

Although these words were developed separately and homonyms were used, Jiang Yiyi quickly cleared it up, and after a short period of confusion and bewilderment, she continued to fall into confusion, I have to say, this really touched the blind spot of her knowledge.

[All] early morning (Yu Ji): Can't tell, right? Let's just say you're a man

[All] Gytosine: Then you know how to wear it?

Seeing that the other side was like this, Jiang Yiyi couldn't help but ask more, where did she Jiang Yiyi put her words, she really didn't believe that the other side could say a reason.

[All] early morning (Yu Ji): I'll only take off other people's

Let's just say it, I can't say why I don't care, and I still have a clean ID all day long, and I don't do anything.

[All] Gytosine: You look like Mona Lisa's younger brother

[All] early morning (Yu Ji): What?

[All] Gytosine: Jenny Martha

[All] early morning (Yu Ji): Who are you scolding?

Jiang Yiyi chuckled, closed the text of Yu Ji on the other side, and devoted himself to the torrent of stealing the tower, leading the line, Qingye, and pushing the tower, and inadvertently it was completely disgusting to the opposite side.